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[jere-me--oh-my]

...Greatly Exaggerated - Pippemy Texts

Jere: I see the Spill is falsely predicting our demise again

Jere: Whatever that omniscient Boba Tea has against us is rude frankly.

Jere: It goes without saying that you know thats a load of bollocks, right?

Jere: [Deleted] Right?

@exsqueak-me

[littleroomba]

dan on holiday going to speak to the manager

[ragsy]

big big big fan of found family relationships with shithead sibling dynamics

sure, yeah, they had no one in the world until they found each other, and they will fight tooth and nail for each other's safety, but they will also eat the last of the other's cereal and put the box back in the cabinet or tell the other's significant other every embarrassing story about them or greet each other by means of full body tackle and chokehold

[tokoyamisstuff]

[morksphincter]

do y’all realize that pinof was replaced by “what dan and phil text each other” especially since the last pinof was 2018 and the first wdapteo was also 2018.

[waywardmillennial]

phil was ready for pherapy

dnp | we both nearly died on holiday

[shelfperson]

more bad hellsing memes because i love them

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

baby seasons change etc etc whatever

[dandadanhowell]

this is so dumb lmao

danfying gravity 💚

[phormlessblob]

phanfic authors really try to squeeze the entire fantastic foursome into every fic like why kickthepj the bus driver all of the sudden

[littleroomba]

trying to remember a new friend’s pronouns

disclaimer: not using it for the person at all, just trying to match the actual lyrics!

[aizawashuichi]

Watson's most fascinating aspect is his need for domesticity whilst seeking his dose of adrenaline. this is what makes him gravitate towards Baker Street every time. that's the first place where he felt at home, after retuning from Afghanistan, and also where things were never dull. and I believe this is also the reason he writes about Holmes when he is supposedly dead. it's a way to honour his friend, yes, but also a way to return to that forever home he's now forever missing. to that place where he finally felt whole because both parts of his nature could peacefully coexist.

[tokoyamisstuff]

[phlesbiandullet]

whatever i don’t care.

[waywardmillennial]

Happy Pride from Dan and Phil!

Dan and Phil React to Phan Twitter 6

+bonus Dan's reaction to the mlm flag

[kiraouri]

Bel being the only Holly Jackson protagonist to get a happy ending is so funny to me icl