#pizza squad

[aishasauce]

mythology / silent night + darkfire

i used a valentines themed trace base for this one but it turned out very halloweeny...

[bonefall]

Have we considered: Moonpaw with two gay dads and two lesbian moms? Whether she was an honor siring or adopted or whatever else.

I did briefly think of it, but I decided against it because of simple, unfortunate logistics. If ThunderClan has 40 cats and she has two dads and two moms, that means 10% of the Clan is Moonpaw's parents.

That's difficult to work with when my populations are already quite limited, AND I'm trying to manage the family tree. I'm not just looking at the pairings-- I have to consider DESCENDANTS for all 3+ cats with the grandparents in mind. I count ALL of them as parents, not just bioparents.

So, when I add polycules, I have to be VERY careful and plan them accordingly. This includes keeping them to only three cats. So far I have HareHeatherBreeze, VioletTreeDragon, LeafEchoBilly, and ToadNettlePool.

I do try to make sure each constellation looks different, though, so even within those four there's variety. HareHeatherBreeze and VioletTreeDragon are closed triads. LeafEchoBilly is a V with Leafstar as the hinge. ToadNettlePool is open.

In a nutshell; I can't casually spring for polycules while balancing such in-depth family tree fixes. But I love polycules, so I do extra planning to include them.

SO I take suggestions for them upon serious, carefully considered requests. You get me?

[average-amount-of-chaos]

A trio of tower climbing heroes!

I love seeing all the creative people making their own takes on Pizza Tower's story with a twist, so I'd like to invite anyone who wants to to draw their own Pizza Tower AU protags/characters and add them to this image :D

[chaotichyperfixations]

Who let them cook!!!!!!!

The pizza gang, i love them!! I love drawing these silly goobers!!! I used a buncha those draw the squad things which will be located under the cut!!! If yall possibly have any requests or ideas do shoot an ask towards my way!!

[toxooz]

NEED to draw Vinny immediately trying to steal a whole pizza in his mouth but being picked up by Ollie like this

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Maverick: I can't stand you.

Iceman: I loathe you.

Maverick: I despise you.

Iceman: I hate you.

Maverick: I can get us a room.

Iceman: I can drive.

[messenger-of-stupidity]

Redacted Incorrect Quotes Pt. ?

Haha you really thought my lazy ass was gonna work on WIPs? Nah. Have some redacted incorrect quotes based on tweets I saw, either on the app or screenshots of.

No I don’t care if the dashes are uneven.

Redacted Masterlist

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Angel: *Flirting poorly with Davey at the grocery store* Hey so do you eat food often?

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Sweetheart: Curious George is not a monkey because he has no tail. He is an ape. He will grow into a silverback gorilla and kill the man with the yellow hat in a display of dominance.

Milo: I’m literally just trying to read to Aggro.

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Milo: I love when kittens yell, but their heads are too big so they squint.

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Guy: Roommate broke up with boyfriend that cooks for us. Excuse me while I go die.

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Angel: In 1920 we took children out of the coal mine. In 2020 the most popular game on the market is minecraft. 

Baabe: Children yearn for mines.

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*3 AM*

No one:

LITERALLY no one:

Asher, in wolf form: I wonder if I can break the record with how loud I can lick my paw.

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Darlin: If civilization crumbles, I have a little flashlight in a drawer somewhere.

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Sweetheart: Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” is about friends practicing magic but when someone walks in they have to play it cool.

Milo: No. It isn’t.

Sweetheart: *starts singing* The moon is bright, the spirits up. We’re here tonight, and that’s enough. *whispers* This is the part where someone comes in. *Continues pointedly* Simply having a wonderful christmastime!

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Angel: My husband gives people a thumbs down instead of flicking them off when driving. He reports that a thumbs down makes them a lot more angry.

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Adam: I would be such a good “dead wife”. Like, can you imagine how good I would look in a dead wife flashback sequence? Someone make me their “dead wife.

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David: As a kid I thought Simba was crazy for running away after the death of Mufasa. But now watching it as an adult, I get it. It did look pretty incriminating of him leading Mufasa to that gorge. Witnesses saw him singing “I just can’t wait to be king.” A persecutor could do some real damage with that conviction.

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Honey: I don’t like the saying “don’t speak ill of the dead”. It always struck me as disingenuous. People are multi-layered. Yes, I did light up a room. But I also stole my roommate’s milk to make mac and cheese blackout hammered. Let’s acknowledge both sides.

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David, giving a pep talk to the pack: For anyone feeling down, just remember Velveeta cheese has been on the market since 1918. If trash cheese can succeed, so can you. And for anyone who likes Velveeta cheese, I’m sorry. I’m sorry you like trash cheese.

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Angel: Lying awake thinking about the time I ordered a giant magikarp plush from Japan but then got refunded because the plushie got crushed under a shipping container.

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Asher, and maybe Guy too: I’m here if you need moron support. It’s like moral support but I’m stupid.

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David: If I have to throw a party for my pack, it will be breakfast. Not lunch. Not dinner. It will start at 8:30 am so there is a valid reason for no one to come and I can kick them out before noon because I only promised breakfast, not lunch. The introverts will win even if it kills me.

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Milo and Ollie: My cat has no responsibilities, but all day he walks from around the house, from room to room, with this sense of purpose, as if he has a long to-do list of tasks no one asked for. Just a weird small furry dude going about his little cat errands.

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Freelancer: Aww my microbiome fancies some high quality fermented foods, does it? A little kombucha perhaps? I don’t give a shit. I’m a megabiome, I do what I want. I’m having a fanta lemon. I’ll swallow coins.

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Lovely: I would be an awesome drug dealer. Like, can you imagine? *giggles* We don’t have coke, is pepsi okay?

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Freelancer: Math professors be wildin like “a man tossed a coin, find the probability of him getting a head?” BRO WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT A H-

Huxley: I wanna reply back same to my data analytics professor so badly!!

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David, at the pack solstice parties: I, myself, am understaffed at this time.

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Milo with Marie watching Aggro for him:

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Asher: Fuck your zodiac sign, what button do you press when it says “press any button to start”

[skrunklowumbo64]

Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Leaning Tower of PINGAS

[peppino-where-he-shouldnt-be]

Peppino should not be looking at Tokyo with the rest of the Samurai Squad in Shin Megami Tensei IV.

[weepingmilkshakedreamer]

z0me0ne: FOOD FIGHT!!

the peppin0z:

btw the like 9% 0f peppin0z y0u zee here bel0ngz 2: @maple-chaos

meanwhile Murder!peppin0 bel0ngz 2: me

pizzan0 bel0ngz 2: the sugary spire devz

and evil peppin0 bel0ngz 2: mcpig/PTG l0l

alz0 uhh here'z the baze dat i uzed l0l: https://www.deviantart.com/queencookiemonster/art/Draw-The-Squad-base-Food-Fight-690712026

[aishasauce]

what if two serial pizza eaters got pizza on vday

[electromignion]

Jeremy, Vipin and Olivia’s pizza night!

I really wanted to draw our favourite squad today so here we go!! I had not drawn like this since a while and I missed it a lot <3

I like to imagine they often do various stuff together as a bestie group and this time Vip and Liv suggested to Jeremy to come over to chill, maybe play some tabletop games and to discuss about whatever they want. So Jeremy decided to bring pizzas!!

Inspired by this reference pic from @draw-the-squad-like-this !!

Tag yourself, I’m Vipin being overjoyed at the sight of pizzas (and probably by the smell of pizzas too jdjdjdj)

[average-amount-of-chaos]

Finally found the time (and motivation) to draw, image reference found on @draw-the-squad-like-this and originally by @riddscorner!

Original image here: https://www.tumblr.com/riddscorner/153974975827/dodging-incoming-hype-sleigh-or-matrix-mas

[nickywhoisi]

ALL YOU CAN BEAT BUFFET

IT'S HERE AND I HAD SO MUCH FUN MAKING THIS AND THEN UPLOADING AND THEN ADMIRING. IT'S JUST SO MUCH FRICKIN FUN DOOD.

I scoured the pizza tower oc tag and found a whole pile of precious babies that I love to bits! They are all so good. I've gotta give props to all y'all. I was very inspired to make a fighting game style scroll of characters, like they're all bosses, and I was going to leave them without pupils...but then they looked better with pupils and I went with a whole collage. There were still others i wanted to add, but I don't think I had enough page space? Sad, but true. I hope to find the time to draw them all one day...

It's a big list rn so here we gooooooooooooo

L t R - Onion Toppin by @calpalsworld, "The Twins (unnamed)" by me, Paz by @salsasolutions, Kamille by @pybytes, The Cutter and Olivea by @mikemakesart, Grabriella by @purplefox14, Non-Specific Soda Brand by @molabuddy, Lycheecheechee by @rainbow-neko-artblog, Adlin also by me, Dill by @s0ckh3adstudios, KWEESO by @leshawnyprism, Pepper-razzy by @hypligdrika, Roni by @squeak-axolotl, Gorgonzola by @clownpepperoni, Lorenzo by @scribbles-2004, Eggashell by @hydroticsquid, Malghese also by @hypligdrika, Adlin's 'toppins' Wheat, Sugar, Water and Butter by me, Brat the Rat by @stardestroyer81, and Mozzarella by @motheragony

[somegaymernerd]

headcanon that fake peppino isn't a good cook- it somehow managed to burn water-!

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Phoenix: Can I talk to you guys for a second?

(walks past them)

Rooster: ...She knows.

Hangman: She does?

Rooster: Play dumb.

Hangman: We ARE dumb!