#pj rambles

[puppietooth]

hi these are some of my sydcarmy headcanons:

* i love reading fics where they both realize they like each other and then start furiously making out but. also. what if carmy asks syd out and she’s a little skeptical about it at first? but she agrees to go on the date anyway — and carmy takes her out to a little fancy joint by the river and is so nervous about messing up that his hands are so so so shaky and he can’t even pour the wine into their glasses right. so he fumbles through some half apology half speech about how he’s just really happy she’s here and how he really really really likes her and how he’s honestly glad that she was willing to give him a chance and how he’s very anxious because she looks so pretty in that dress she’s wearing. and syd realizes that, holy shit, he really does like her — and she thinks she really likes him too. so they wine and they dine and when the night is over he takes her home, walks her up to her door, and doesn’t kiss her because he says that’s something he’d like to do on the third date, if she’ll have him. and of course, she says yes, she would like to go on more dates with him — she says yes like he just proposed to her, because they’re so intense about everything they do.

* i think that syd and carmy, carmy especially, are the type of people to be vaguely private about their relationship. like, it’s very obvious that they are together, they won’t hide it — if you see them in person, if you see the way they look at each other, move with each other, the way they talk to each other, you will know that they’re together. they will casually mention each other in interviews and articles, refer to the other as their partner. but they will not post a million pictures of each other on social media, they are not that couple. there will be the occasional, slightly vague post — a picture of carmy in his chef whites, back turned to the camera, posted to syd’s instagram account to congratulate him on The Bear’s fifth year of service. A congratulations to chef sydney adamu on her james beard nomination tweeted to carmy’s twitter account. and if they ever do attain that level of fame, there will be the occasional pap shot of them walking back from a deli, or a farmer’s market (in true JAW fashion). but unless you’re close to them you’ll only see that surface level to their relationship

* i know that they’re roughly the same height but in my head sydney is just slightly taller than carmy, just by a few inches, nothing too big. carmy is not the type of person that cares about height, it’s not a big insecurity of his, and deep down, he finds the similarity in height between him and syd to be quite grounding and comforting. he likes being able to hug her and comfortably put his chin on her shoulder. he likes how it doesn’t feel awkward when they put their arms around each other, and how neither of them have to bend down or get on their toes to kiss each other.

* another thing i absolutely love in fics — when syd just gets the opportunity to talk about her hair. i don’t think carmy is ignorant, but realistically, he does not know about, for instance, the difference between 2b and 4c hair (as in, the labels) and how to care for 4c hair, which (i’m pretty sure) syd has. like, i think hair care would be such an important aspect of their relationship — syd teaches him about protective styles, tells him why she sleeps with a satin scarf wrapped around her braids, what silk presses are and why she has to spend a good twenty minutes wrapping it up each night before she goes to bed. and carmy helps her take her braids out, because four hands are faster than two, he helps her put twists in, helps her blow dry and comb it out the night before her next appointment. and sixth months into their relationship, he becomes a walking glossary — he will tell you what leave-in conditioner is, what edge control is for, why you shouldn’t buy cantu products, the textural difference between synthetic and human hair. and secretly, he thinks to himself, this will also be useful information for him to know if he and syd ever have kids one day because yes — carmy doesn’t do things halfway and he is already thinking that far ahead.

[paperjamartist]

@dustsansm1 I think you won

[plupluplu]

trans is a term that includes nonbinary in this case, however, if you're not comfy with that feel free to use "do not consider myself any of the above"

also rb for sample size and all that you get the drill

[jellyjamheadobb]

[swiftlydnp]

dan was such a simp the whole video guiding phil while also looking out for him they stuck together the whole game and in the end being like aw babe you did a jump! you clicked a bell! it was sooo😭😭😭😭

[shynetyme06]

Hi guys doodle requests r open!! Drawing for ut/dr + utmv ^-^

(No ocs unless you know it’s a character I know, I wanna draw stuff I’m familiar with)

Feel free to request multiple characters, I need to practice drawing interactions hehe

[ahappyphjl]

i love dan phil

[buff-muffin]

Give me a modern AU where Perona is a collage drop out because her best friend/roommate Gekomoria ended up being a criminal handing in illegal trades. Like he was her rich friend buying her everything but they genuinely got on great. But after the apartment being ransacked through the investigation. The interview and court dealings taking so long she failed all her classes. And because since he was arrested she lost her house. She dropped out.

She ends up having to reach out to extended family until one distance uncle agreed and is now staying with Mihawk until she can mentally and financially recover from the biggest fuck over of her life. She’s part time employed at an alt fashion store and rather then pays rent does most of the chores.

Zoro moves in a year later to not have to pay for his own house while in collage and mihawk suddenly finds his happy single (probably rich) life filled with annoying 20 yo’s baking cookies at three am and drinking all the damn milk.

[puppietooth]

one thing i will always eat up is an unplanned pregnancy sydcarmy fic ohhhhh goshhhhh

like — they’ve only been together for five months and syd goes to carmy all “hey, my period is late by a week, that’s a little curious don’t you think?” and after three positive tests they find out that, yes, she is pregnant and also, wait, they want to keep it? it’s a little insane — they’ve only been dating for five months, he’s 28 and she’s 24, but they’re also. not freaking out about it because things have been picking up at the bear, they’re both working through their respective issues in therapy, they basically live together. they both know it’s gonna be messy and exhausting and it’s gonna drive them to the brink of insanity but they love each other.

so — three years later, after getting married at town hall and moving into a bigger place, their child has his hair and her dimples, and she comes climbing into their bed at early dawn, poking them both in the face because it’s saturday morning, because last night they promised to take her to the museum today if she ate all her apricot slices.

so — carmy grumbles and syd pulls her tiny little body down, nestles her under the comforter between herself and carmy, kisses her lightly on the cheek, and says, “dad is so grumpy in the morning, isn’t he?”

and goshhhhh, isn’t that so sweet?

[paperjamartist]

Wonder if my brother is here.....

[plupluplu]

[geniusphilester]

charlie leaving without the other three is exactly what should have happened

[luxmoogle]

Suddenly missing my Key Kid hours... PJ.... ಥ_ಥ

[swiftlydnp]

oh my goddd the video on pj's channel has such cozy vibes it was like we were let in to couples' board game night i absolutely loved the vibes dnp arguing and the please standby sign was soo funnydkdkfkfkf 10/10 comfort vid just sooo good

[spidey-is-tired]

"you're a symphony, I'm just a sour note" what if I screamed what if I got this tattooed on my arm what if I cried