#please don't 'suggest' freaky stuff for me to write

[dolicekiss]

Hi I'm not sure if you're taking requests (i don't know how the request work so sorry)

Could u write a one-shot, where Reader and Duncan have a mission and them go to the place but before do the work, they arrive at a hotel and them only rent a room with one bed (obviously) Duncan tells her that he'll take the bed and she'll sleep on the floor, then he go to take a shower and she doesn't care about his request and takes the bed, Duncan comes out and them start to fight because she didn't listen him, until she suggests that both take the bed (Duncan don't like the idea but don't decline and just does it) after a while she stars to tempt him at first he's angry bout all the situation, but the moment takes another path and u alr know (smut) if u r comfortable with ofc. (And sorry my english isn't great sorry for the type errors)

This is an idea of one chat with a bot of c.ia but the bots r not as good as a writer <3

♡: anon i know about this bot and i have done some freaky stuff w it 🤭 i love this request

Contumacious

PAIRING: Duncan Vizla x Bratty!Reader

CONTENT WARNING: smut (18+, mdni), unprotected sex, age gap (reader is in her twenties), bratty reader, dominant duncan, tension, oral (male receiving), duncan calls reader ‘little girl’, overstimulation, choking, hair pulling, biting, slight blood, degrading, talkative duncan, slight (very minor) fluff at the end.

SYNOPSIS: On a mission, Duncan decides to stay at a hotel room for further planning and to rest. But when he orders you to take the floor and decides to stake his claim over the bed, things become heated between the two of you.

Duncan didn't expect to see a single bed in the room when he stormed in, along with you, who carried your own bag of basic necessities.

Frustration was as clear as water on his rough features when he realized he'd have to sacrifice a good night's sleep if he were to allow you slumber along him.

So he didn't sacrifice shit.

The man dropped his duffle bag over the bed, in a way branding it as his. “I get the bed, you get the floor.”

You couldn't even oppose because he'd already left for the bathroom, assuming to take a shower. Your lips formed a frown, brows furrowing. Just who did Duncan Vizla think he was? You both were equals on this mission, sent by Damucles to strike down a Mexican mob boss.

Duncan being older didn't mean he could do as he wished. You stood firm on give respect in order to receive it, age had nothing to do with it. You also placed your bag on the bed and slipped off your boots, sprawling across it.

If you had to take the bed forcefully, then so be it.

When Duncan was finished with his shower and came out, he was the least bit pleased with the sight afore him. You on your stomach, laying on the bed, feet up in the air and oscillating.

His bushy eyebrows scrunched in irritation. The man stormed towards you, standing right in front of you and you lifted your gaze up fron the pistol in your hands. Only to acknowledge him before going back to toying with the weapon in your hands.

That only worked to raise his anger more.

“I told you the bed is mine. Get your little ass off it.” You lifted your head, to face him and then slid off the bed. Now standing right in front of him — gaze unwavering and posture strong. Duncan knew you were one hell of a stubborn brat. He'd come across you before and he hated every bit of it.

You placed your hand on your hip.

A pose that struck him with a lash of irritation.

“It is a big bed and who are you to claim it first? Just because you're old, you think you can come in here and order me around?” Duncan’s eyes flared up. Nostrils expanding and the anger on his face was like embers swirling in lava.

He took a step forward. “Listen here, little girl. I might be old but you could never reach the amount of missions I have been successful at, nor do you know real struggle. Try sleeping in the Siberian Winds with no clothes, not a single thread to cover your damn body.”

You couldn't believe it.

He was rubbing his life experiences in your face as if he didn't himself chose to work for Damocles.

He became the black kaiser because he wanted to.

In the heat of the prickling anger, you also stepped forward. Your chest brushing against his. “You chose that for yourself but I won't let you choose the bed. Either we both sleep on it together or you take the fucking floor. There's no way in hell I'm sleeping on the floor.”

Duncan groaned.

He knew of the abundance stubbornness you possessed. There was no way you would back out, knowing that the way you got yourself snuck into his mission was by being completely adamant and demanding money if not allowed in.

But he too couldn't retreat, as his pride was on the line. “I could easily throw you on the floor, little girl.”

You snickered. “I'd like to see you try.”

Duncan stared at you. Drinking in your petite form and how small you were in comparison to him. Primal and dark was what stirred within the base of his abdomen when his mind finally grasped on how pathetic you were. Indeed you were a trained killer, amazing at martial arts too but Duncan knew against him you stood no chance.

Due to the diligence of your work and mission, Duncan never really focused on your features.

Your challenge nearly caused him to pick you up and toss you on the damn floor. Duncan raised his hand — fingers opening to wrap around your throat. The inside of his fingers brushed across your throat and you swallowed tightly, waiting for him to act out his aggression.

Duncan’s hand fell.

Your brow raised at his defeat. “Fine but you better keep at your side. If I see a damn leg or arm of yours on my side, you best believe I'm choppin’ it off.”

You dismissed him with your hand and Duncan’s hand formed into a fist. He really wanted to teach you a lesson. Hating how you paraded around Damocles like you were the only one, an egoistic but skilled assasian.

Just for the sake of the mission, Duncan let it go.

He settled on the bed on one side and watched you take out your own clothes from the duffle bag, making your way to the bathroom. In your hand were some panties and a loose, button up shirt. It was what you'd managed to pack in a hurry when you were told about your mission with Duncan.

Honestly, you sort of looked up to him.

No one was as heavily respected in Damocles as he was.

The Black Kaiser.

Aim perfect and sharp. He knew so many ways to discard the enemy and you'd only witnessed a few of them on this mission. It filled you with unbridled excitement when you'd finally landed yourself with him.

Your shower was relaxing. Warm water soothing all your strained muscles — the combat sure taking its toll on you. Slow hands caressing the skin, ridding of it any dirt that lingered. After done shampooing your hair and washing your body, you dried yourself and changed into your clothes.

The outfit was sultry to say the least but you knew Duncan was a man who would never find you attractive.

You knew of his irritation and annoyance aimed at you. It was honestly adorable at times how he got pissed, finding joy in pushing at his buttons.

When you stepped out of the bathroom, Duncan’s head snapped into your direction and his expression hardened. There you sauntered towards the bed with bare thighs and plush breasts peeking out from within the confines of your shirt.

He swallowed, his adjustment of himself not slipping past you.

You laid down on the bed and let out a sigh, finally finding peace. A good night’s rest was surely needed and this bed could provide it all. As you shifted to find a comfortable position, your shirt rose up in the friction exposing the black lining of your panties.

Duncan caught a glimpse of it.

His eyes darkening.

“Could've worn something warmer.” Duncan said, not looking at you. A scowl made its way across your face as you sat up, body strength on your palms. Leaning forward made your loose shirt fall by your sides, cleavage revealed.

“You got a problem with everything, old man.”

He rolled his eyes.

“Is that your only retort? Calling me old?” He snapped, staring at you. For a moment his gaze lingered to your lips and then back up to your face. Eyes filled to the brim with frustration and something – dark too. Lust or maybe anger.

“Are you not old? I bet you can't even get it up anymore.” You chuckled and that seemed to have crossed the line. Duncan reached for you, hand entangling in your hair. You felt him tug on the roots and pull you closer, face only a mere inches away from yours.

Your breath hitched.

Fighting him right now could get really dirty and you wanted to see how far Duncan was willing to go. His action only working to entice you. “You really should watch your damn mouth, little girl. I don't take nicely to such disrespect.”

You let out a chuckle. “Accept it. You cannot get it up, old man.”

Duncan’s fist tightened, nostrils flaring at your impolite words. You stared at him, your tongue slithering out like an enticing snake and running across the plump of your lips in an attempt to seduce him. “Or can you? I've heard older men fuck better. Is that true, Duncan?”

Duncan growled.

He tugged you down, to between his legs. Duncan nuzzled your face against the tent in his trousers. His bulge protruding as he shoved your face against it. “Does that look like I can't get it up, little girl?”

You shook your head slowly, hands hastily moving to pull down his trousers, paired with his briefs. His cock sprung out, nearly hitting you in the face and a soft gasp escaped your lips. It was big — fucking massive and you hadn't expected a man of Duncan's age to have such a big cock. Precum sheened over his tip.

It was thick and you knew the pain of the stretch inside you would be delicious. Veins ran from its base, disappearing underneath the pink tip. Your mouth watered at the sight, fingers gently wrapping around the girth.

A sweet hiss fell from Duncan’s lips.

You parted your lips and pushed out your tongue, running it in little licks over his tip, managing to taste his salty precum. Duncan’s breath grew heavier along each lick — chest moving in a slow rhythm.

His fingers still drowned in your hair. Duncan tugged harder, an indication for you to pick up. So you did, wrapping your lips around his tip and sucking it in, taking his fat cock all the way into your tight mouth until it had fully disappeared. You could feel it slip past the little uvula hanging in the air of your mouth, the warm flesh feeling like embers over your tongue.

“Jesus, you're pretty good at taking a cock.”

A giggle almost slipped — you attempted to breath through your nose and salvated around his throbbing dick. Your eyes met Duncan’s drowsy ones and as you whimpered, the vibrations from your throat shot straight through his abdomen.

His hands guided down your head furthermore, burying your nose into his neatly trimmed pubic hair.

Duncan pulled you up, only to slam his cock back inside your mouth. A repetitive action, his thighs shaking and flexing whenever the wetness and constriction of your throat welcomed him. Panting like a hungry beast, he fucked himself into your mouth.

Hips snapping up in desperate thrusts to gain his release.

“Good little girl. This is what your mouth is made for—what it's supposed to do.” He grunted when your struggles began in the form of small hands lightly punching at his thick thighs. “You're only a cocksucking little bitch.”

Tears stung your eyes from how horribly you gagged all over him. His tip repeatedly hitting the back of your throat while moaning out loud. Divulging his pleasure to the people outside the hotel room.

Duncan loved the way you gagged around his cock. Tears sitting prettily in your beautiful eyes and he couldn't help but feel himself come near at the sight of you, this weak and pathetic underneath him. If he'd known sharing a bed would lead to this, the man would've given up in one single breath.

“Fuck—fuck. I'm close, I'm so fuckin’ close, my little girl. Keep suckin’ my cock like that, like the filthy bitch you are.” Duncan was vocal.

That was for sure and you enjoyed every bit of it.

After fucking your mouth for quite some time, Duncan finally shot loads of warm fluid down your throat. You struggled, kicking and thrashing everywhere but he didn't let go. He only continued to ride out his orgasm, feeling his own cock lubing up in the process of fucking his cum down your throat.

When he let you go, you promptly pulled back with a loud gasp. A sharp intake of oxygen. Cum and saliva dribbling in rivulets down your chin, tears wetting your cheeks. Duncan watched as your tits rose up and down, bouncing down slightly whenever you dragged in air.

Your eyes widened when you saw how Duncan’s soft cock suddenly became hard again, rising up. Curved and strong — tip caressing his abdomen. It was embarrassing for you because you'd called him out for not being able to get it up, here he was. In his late fifties, ready to fuck you dumb.

“Fuck you lookin’ at? Hop on.”

Your pussy throbbed. An insatiable ache that only his delicious cock could satisfy. You tossed one leg over his waist, while holding his cock with your hand. Aligning it at your hole, you finally sunk down on it. Duncan and you groaned in unison.

Feeling his cock enter you was such an indecipherable feeling. He filled you all the way, his tip reaching your womb almost. You placed both your palms over his chest, running your nails into the grey and black hair on his chest. Your lips parted, eyes rolled as you fully consumed him.

“Such a hungry fuckin’ pussy you've got. Taking me all the way in.” Duncan raised his hand and smacked your ass. “Cmon, move now.”

You obliged — beginning to grind your hips. In a slow back and forth rhythm. Duncan’s head was thrown back, pressed into the headboard while both his hands settled at your hips. Helping you grind down on his cock. You didn't even want to move, that's how much you fucking relished in him filling you up but then he lifted you, slamming you back down on his cock.

“Yeah, just like that.” He growled when you started to slide up and down. Hopping like a damn bunny in heat, feeling his veiny thick cock rub at your sensitive walls. Your whines were loud and prominent through the room as you held tightly onto his broad shoulders.

Lips agape and hair wet from the shower, it made you appear ten times prettier than you were. Duncan’s cock only hardened more, if possible inside you. The tremor in your whole frame was slowly becoming known to him and he scoffed, a breathty grunt leaving his lips. “Can't even fuck yourself on my cock and you have the audacity to speak to me with disrespect.”

“I'm sorry,” came a whimper from you. Nails digging into the skin of his shoulders, dragging them down into tiny slits.

Duncan helped you ride him, both his hands tugging at the flesh of your rear. He drove himself into you, in and out, in a fast rhythm. It was all too hot. Your body felt like it was boiling up and Duncan’s hands moved up to hold your breasts, thumbs flicking the nipples.

Dark brows furrowed and lips fallen apart, he let out aggressive grunts like some hounddog that couldn't have enough of you. “Pathetic whore. Jus’ a pathetic little whore who needed to be fucked. If—fuck,” he grunted, balls throbbing. “If you craved a cock this badly, you could've said so.”

Your eyes squeezed shut and walls gripped him like a vice. Duncan leaned forward and bit down on your shoulder, teeth digging into the skin hard enough to draw blood. He continued making you ride him, loving the way your tits bounced in his hands. A feeling driving him delirious.

The sound of skin against skin grew.

A languorous heat spread in your lower stomach. An indicator of your upcoming orgasm. Duncan’s hands kept playing with your soft mounds — his teeth littering bite marks at where your neck and shoulder became one and the way his hammered his cock inside your cunt was enough to push you over the edge.

Your arms flew to his shoulders, holding him tightly. “Duncan, ‘m gonna cum. ‘m so close, please.”

He looked up at you, loving the warmth you produced when you'd clung onto him like a koala to a tree. He pressed his lips over yours, something he himself was in shock at. His teeth tugged at your lower lip, sucking on it and as the kiss warmed, so did your cunt.

Duncan groaned as you slammed down on his cock repeatedly. A strong and soul chilling orgasm tearing through you. Eyes rolling back to your head and whimpers of sensitivity echoing in the room. He held you tightly as you came, enjoying how your little frame suffered from convulsions under his hold.

Duncan didn't give you a chance to even register your climax. He'd already began thrusting up your cunt, arms wrapped around your waist in a bone crushing hold. “Wait—wait! I still— oh my god.”

He didn't let you relax.

After all he too needed to cum.

Duncan could feel the throbbing sensation in his balls and the pulsating of his fat cock inside you. With a few, harsh strokes delivered inside your pussy, he released himself and your head buried in his neck from the feeling of being filled to the brim. His hot cum shot out, rope by rope, decorating the gummy walls of your pussy.

You could feel all of it.

Heightened sensitivity.

Your body went limp over his, leisurely dropping and Duncan held you. Both of you panted like wild animals who'd just got done finishing their preys. Your breathing was uneven and your throat was parched. Duncan heaved out, his low groans sending waves of sparks to your aching cunt again.

Thick fingers running up and down your bare back, with his other hand he caressed your hair. He wasn't rough when it came to sex but at times he felt like destroying your cunt whenever you'd speak to him in that stuck up, vicious little tone.

Duncan’s hand that played with your hair suddenly tightened, fingers pulling on the soft locks and you whimpered.

You were thrown off his lap on the bed. Appalled at his actions, you turned to look at him but Duncan only pressed your head further into the bed with his large hand. His other hand pulled your lower body, bending your knees.

“Wh-What are you doing?” You gasped out, the question coming out muffled.

Duncan let out a chuckle. “You thought we were done, hm? There ain't no way we're done with one round, little girl.”

You couldn't even resist as Duncan sunk his cock into you. Back arching and spine curving, a muffled whine of need and satisfaction echoing. He held you down as he thoroughly fucked you, his hips colliding with yours. Balls hitting the swollen stripe of your cunt.

“Look at you.” His bated breath increased your libido, as you were also speechless at his. Duncan was still ready to go on meanwhile you were struggling with staying still. Tired and drained from all his harsh strokes.

His grip on your hair tightened as he pulled you up to his chest, locking you firmly. Duncan pulled out then pushed right back into you, his tip reaching your womb. A small bulge forming on your stomach everytime he slammed back into you. Tears of overstimulation dropped like pearls on your face and Duncan moaned in your ear.

“Good fuckin’ girl.” He praised.

Your walls clenched.

Duncan hissed and felt his strokes become steady, dragging across your spongy walls to feel them. Then he climaxed inside you, filling you up again once more. This time his cum dripped out of you, making a mess on his own cock and your thighs. Pussy glistening from the slick, cum and your own climax.

Duncan pulled out and pushed you back down on the bed.

He also collapsed next to you.

Chest rising up and down, breath a broken rhythm. You sniffled into the pillows, thighs shivering the overstimulation you'd suffered at the hands of Duncan. He wasn't as cruel as you'd depicted him to be. Duncan reached for you, pulling you closer to him and wrapping an arm around your waist.

His large arm covering the expanse of your chest.

“Sorry, little girl. You piss me off a lot.” He whispered and you flipped to face him, burying your face in his chest. “And I'll continue to piss you off.”

Despite the fact that he'd pretty much blown your back out twice, you still held on to your defiant traits. He let out a laugh, reaching over to grab a cigarette and light it up.

Dragging in a smoke, he brought the cigarette to your lips and your parted them, allowing him to settle it between them. You pursued his actions and released the smoke through your nostrils.

“That feels good.”

Duncan smiled. “Better than my cock?”

“Oh shut up.”

[may-cii]

Wild horses

Joel Miller x f!reader

A/N: I'm backkkk I hope you guys like this I'm trying to start writing more freaky stuff and just put more effort into writing sooo here's this and please leave requests for whatever honestly

word count: 2,775

Warnings: sexual content, dom! Joel, oral (fem and male receiving) unprotected sex and more I can't think of

The gravel crunches underneath your white boots as you step out of your little truck. The smell of fresh air mixed with ranch musk hits your nostrils, and you take a deep breath, savoring the earthy scent. Your eyes shift to the barn, its weathered wood and sagging roof making you sigh. "Don't worry, darlin', it's not as bad as it looks," a voice drawls from behind you.

You turn to see a man walking towards you, his boots kicking up dust as he moves. He tips his hat and winks, a slow, easy smile spreading across his face. Your lips crinkle into a nervous smile, and you feel a blush poking at your cheeks. The man stops in front of you and holds his hand out for you to shake. Your fingers grip his hand, and you feel a jolt of warmth emitting from his fingers, sending a shiver up your spine.

"What's your name, darlin'?" he asks, his stare flickering between your eyes and lips. You feel a flutter in your stomach at the intensity of his gaze.

"My name's y/n," you say, your voice barely above a whisper. You notice the way he looks at you, his eyes roaming over your face, and you clamp your fingers together behind your back, trying to ease your nervousness.

"Cute name for a cute girl, huh?" he says, smirking, making you let out a subtle giggle.

"I guess," you reply, your smile staying on your face as you let your fingers unclamp.

"What's your name?" you ask, instinctively shifting a little closer to him. He smiles at your action, doing the same.

"Name's Joel. Let me show you around, sweetie," he says, standing up straight and placing his hand on the small of your back to guide you up next to him.

The barn is more messed up on the outside than the inside, but Joel assures you that he'll be helping you fix it up. He pushes the door open, and you both step inside. There are piles of hay stacked against the walls and scattered all over the floor. The walls are dirty and dusty, and the air is thick with the scent of hay and manure.

Joel describes how you'll need to remove the old bedding from the stalls, then sweep, scrub, and wash the inside and outside. He shows you what to do before he starts cleaning up the old bedding. You slip off your jacket and set it on a haystack, uncovering your white fitted tank top. His eyes roam over you for a second too long, and you feel a flush creep up your neck.

You walk over to Joel and start helping him discard the bedding. "So why'd you hire me?" you ask, glancing over at him.

"Mm, well, you're cute and seemed like you needed work," he says, kneeling next to you and taking the scrap from your hands, your fingers brushing. You let out a nervous laugh.

"Thank you," you smile, maybe working on a ranch every day with an old man wouldn't be so bad.

"You're welcome, darlin'," he replies, and you guys work and chat for a while, the conversation flowing.

About an hour later, Joel fixes you guys sandwiches. Now, you're sitting at a bench outside the barn, chewing quietly. "I'm still trying to figure out why a cutie like you applied for a job like this," he says, cracking open a beer and handing you one, his fingers skimming over yours, causing your stomach to twist.

You smile at him. "It was the only job I could get," you laugh and take a sip of the drink. "But it's pretty fun, and you're not too bad company," you shrug, your lips curving into a small playful smile.

"Oh really?" he says, his chuckle light and teasing as he leans in just a little. "Not too bad?" he repeats, tilting his head with a smug grin. "And what's it take to be great company?" His tone dips just enough to be suggestive, and your throat clenches, heat filling your cheeks.

"I don't know, you're doing good," you say, slightly turning your head away from him and brushing your hair behind your ear, attempting to hide the effect he has on you.

"I'm sure I can do better," he says, holding a hand out to help you up, not letting go, gripping your hand lightly. He leads you into the barn. "You'll start hosing the walls and scrubbing them," he says, unraveling the hose and handing it to you.

"I'm gonna move this," he starts grabbing a stack of hay, and your eyes lock on the way his sleeves strain slightly, his muscles pressing against the fabric of his t-shirt.

"You gonna start working, darlin', or you gonna stare at me all day?" he chuckles and sets down the hay, his eyes staying on you the whole time. Your eyes widen.

"I'm gonna start working," you stumble over your words a little before starting to spray the walls of the barn. You wash down one wall before turning around to look at Joel, letting your intrusive thoughts win. You put your thumb over the hose and spray him for a second, wetting the front of his body. His shirt clings to his skin, tracing his abs. He immediately looks up at you, his eyebrow raised.

A giggle escapes your lips as you see the shocked expression on his face. "Oops, sorry about that," you say, trying to hold back your laughter.

He comes over to you and grabs the hose. "Let me show you how to use this, baby," he chuckles, causing your core to clench. But that doesn't last for long. He grabs the hose and sprays you back, only longer, getting you soaking wet as you try to shield yourself.

"Ok! Ok, stop!" you try yelling through your giggles. He drops the hose and turns it off. Your hands ring out your shirt, and you notice your red bra peeking through the fabric.

"Gonna be the death of me, sweetheart," Joel's voice drops a little as he walks towards you. Your eyes snap up to meet his just as he stops a few inches before you. Your eyes scan over his lips and scruff beard.

"Want a kiss?" he asks, his eyes meeting yours. Your cheeks flush as you nod slightly, lowering your head.

"Use your words, baby," his tone turns firm but still sweet. You adjust your legs together, trying to relieve the ache between them.

"C-can I please have a kiss?" you say, your voice small, almost a whimper. He gently grips your chin before he places his lips to yours, moving them together gently but quickly. His hands move to grip your hips, and your lips disconnect as he lifts you up, your legs automatically wrapping around his waist.

"Why don't we take another break, darlin'?" A crooked smirk tugs at his lips before you nod. He sits down on a block of hay, setting you in his lap, your legs sat on either side of him. You hesitantly press your lips against his, your hands gliding gently to the back of his neck, your fingers weaving through his hair. His tongue slides over yours and into your mouth, deepening the kiss.

His hands move down your waist to cup your cheeks, giving them a light squeeze. You let a little moan slip before pulling back. "Maybe we shouldn't do this here," you say, looking around the barn.

"If you want, we can stop, but no one's gonna catch us out here, baby," he chuckles lightly.

"No, I want to," you reply quickly, earning a smirk out of him.

"Well then, let's get these off," he says, pulling your top over your head and tossing it to the side. His hands work to discard your shorts, throwing them along with your shirt. His eyes scan over your body, landing on your breasts. He cups them before kissing and leaving bite marks all over them. You whimper, and your grip on his hair tightens, forcing a small groan out of him.

"So sweet," he mutters, giving your breast one last kiss. He stands up and pushes you down before wrapping his arms around your thighs and moving his head over your heat. You gasp as his breath hits your folds. His finger runs through your slick before rubbing circles around your clit.

"All this for me?" he coos before removing his fingers and placing a kiss where his fingers were. "Joel," you mewl back, arching.

"What's the magic word, baby?" he clicks his tongue, placing a few more kisses to your clit.

"P-please, please," you beg, your legs widening for him.

"Mm, good girl," he praises before he runs his tongue through your folds. He sucks on your clit roughly, earning a string of whimpers and moans from you. He runs a finger over your entrance before pushing a finger in gently. You bite your lip as a soft moan almost escapes you.

Joel lifts his head up. "Don't do that," he furrows his eyebrows while shaking his head lightly. "I wanna hear your pretty noises," his hands move, gripping underneath your thigh to hold your legs up. He turns his attention back to you, your hips jerking every time his tongue runs over your needy clit. He pushes his tongue into you, slow and deliberate. A pleased moan comes out as your back arches, and your hands try to grip onto his shoulders.

"Mm, s'good," you whimper. His fingers find your clit before he pinches it, then starts rubbing it.

"I'm gonna cum," you barely manage to speak, mewls and moans escaping. But Joel pulls away.

"Not until I say so, baby," he stands up and sets you sitting up. Your eyes meet his hands, gripping around the hem of his shirt. He pulls his shirt off, and your fingers immediately go to feel his toned stomach. Your hands stop at his belt, unbuckling it and pulling his belt off.

"Y'wanna suck it, baby?" he asks, dropping his pants and kicking them off to the side. He grips your chin and places a slow but short kiss to your lips before pulling his underwear down, letting his cock hit his stomach, precum leaking from the tip. You let out a whimper as you press your thighs together, trying to relieve the ache.

"I guess that's a yes," he grunts as he takes his length in one hand, giving it a few soft strokes. He grips your chin with the other hand and presses his tip against your lips, letting his precum coat your lips. You spread your lips around him, letting his cock slowly sink into your mouth, the tip touching the back of your throat for a second before he pulls back a little and starts thrusting in and out of your mouth. He lets out a strained breath, his hands wrapping into your hair. You try to take him fully without gagging, slowly shoving him into your throat. His tip hits the back of your throat, tears pricking at your eyes.

"S'good for me, baby," he groans, his eyes squeezing shut and his head falling back. Drool drips from your chin as you pull back and gag a little. You grip the base and give his tip a little kiss and lick before he lifts you off the stack of hay. Your arms wrap around him, your fingers resting in his hair while you bury your face into his neck.

"Y'want me to fill you up, pretty girl?" you whimper into his neck. He grips your ass, bringing you down, his tip slowly pushing into you.

"S'bad, I need it, daddy," you whimper as you clench around his tip, making him let out a breathy grunt.

"Mhm, I know, baby," he says before bringing you down, your walls stretching around him as he stuffs his cock fully into you, his tip brushing against your cervix.

"F-fuck," you squeal, overwhelmed from the pleasure and pain. Joel places a hard smack to your ass, forcing a yelp out of you.

"Don't talk like that," he says sternly, his lips hovering over your ear. "M'sorry, daddy," you pout, his tone making you clench around him. You try to move your hips up and down. Joel lets out a little chuckle at your struggle.

"Let me help, baby," he grabs your hips and pulls his cock out almost completely, leaving the tip in. Your eyes shut as your head falls back.

"Look at me," he demands. "I want to see you," his voice softens as your head comes back forward, your eyes opening to meet his before he plunges his cock into you. Your jaw drops as a loud moan leaves you, your eyes threatening to shut but don't. He continues to bounce you up and down on him, filling you up more with each thrust.

"Such a good girl," he praises, earning a moan out of you. Grunting with each thrust, his lips move to connect to your neck. He takes his time placing wet kisses up to your jawline before connecting his lips to yours, your moans becoming hums. He slides his tongue into your mouth, and you copy him, doing the same. Your mind immediately goes blank when his tip hits your sweet spot.

"R-right there, daddy," you barely get out the words before your jaw drops open, drool spilling from your bottom lip. Joel hits your sweet spot with every thrust. You feel the knot in your stomach building up with each thrust.

"I'm close," you murmur, placing a sweet kiss to his lips. "Can I please?" you give him pleading eyes before he thrusts into you, hitting your sweet spot again. Your eyes shut, and a croaked moan leaves you as "Can you what, baby?" Joel teases while speeding up his pace, his grunts and groans becoming more consistent, signaling his own orgasm.

"C-can I cum, daddy?" your hands grip onto his hair, both of your noises getting louder with each thrust. Joel speeds up, pounding into you as hard as he can.

"Mhm, come for me, pretty girl," his grip on your cheeks tightens as he pounds into you. The knot in your stomach immediately snaps as you moan loudly. Joel's cock twitches, his head falling back and a loud groan spilling from him before he shoots his cum into you. His thrusts get sloppier as you clench around him, forcing some of his cum to slip out of you. He slows his thrusts and watches as you make a mess on his cock. He pulls out and places a kiss on your lips.

"Let's clean you up," he coos, setting you down while his hands stay at your hips to help you balance. You find your balance, and he grabs your clothes, handing them to you before putting on his own. He makes his way back over to you.

"Thank you," you smile shyly, a little embarrassed that you were so exposed to him just now.

"You're welcome. Don't be embarrassed, baby," he places his hand on your cheek and runs his thumb over your bottom lip before placing a kiss to them. "You'll be back tomorrow, right?" he asks, his hand resting on your waist.

"Yeah," a smile creeps onto your face, and you let out a giggle. You're probably going to keep this job.

On ao3 here

[yoongiimarryme]

how i think STRAYKIDS would be as your boyfriend !!

pairing: ot8xreader

warnings : not explicit but suggestive

Bangchan -

•saying flirty things to fluster you but he gets flustered before even saying it (him giggling and turning red mid sentence)

•hand on lower back all the time (guiding you through crowds)

•laughs when you tease him about his aussie accent (aur naur)

•very sweet and thoughtful until it's freaky time. (definitely gonna make you beg for me, teasing.)

•plays with your hair

•always looks to you for validation

•great pep talks "you got this baby"

•genuinely believes in you and tries to help you be more confident

•loves when you get shy and cling onto him a little

•definitely has his hand on your thigh

•random whispers of "i love you baby"

Lee Know-

•stubborn but gives into you 99% of the time

•sighs and rolls his eyes whenever you ask to cuddle but he loves it secretly

•grabs your throat in makeout sessions

•"you're mine"

•gives you his jacket when your outfit is too revealing "cover up." you literally have no choice or he'll pick you up right there and take you home to punish you.

•spanking.

•pulls your legs onto his lap and holds your thigh

•neck kisses

•secretly takes pictures of you to look at when he misses you

•can't go too long without you but will never admit it

•cooks your favorite meal

Changbin-

•always says "i could easily bench press you baby come here" and you laugh and refuse

•always feeding you .. after himself of course

•sends you cute and funny tiktok's he sees

•texts you even though you're right next to him "girlfriend why so far from me" and then he rolls over and pulls you into his arms

•arm around your shoulders always

•buys cute things that remind him of you (a cute pink bunny jelly cat) "it's pink and it's fluffy"

•always does cringy stuff and then laughs at himself for a good 5 minutes as you stare at him

•randomly picks you up

•holds the door open always

•hand on thigh while he's driving

Hyunjin-

•let's you do his hair and makeup for fun

•whenever you leave your phone unattended you come back to your camera roll being full of silly selfies of him

•"girl" sassy

•hugging you always, every minute

•leaves hickeys on your collar bone

•soft kisses everywhere

•tries to braid your hair but fails

•teaches you new dances even though you can't dance

•definitely has a funny picture of you as his wallpaper and won't change it no matter how many times you beg him to "it's cute leave it"

•always asking your opinion on his next hair color

•hands on hips always

Felix-

•heavy eye contact

• exaggerates his deep voice in bed cus he knows how it makes you feel

•groaning.

•loves when you want to put his hair in pigtails

•hands on your waist

•back massages in return for kisses

•loves being the little spoon

•craves your scalp massages

•loves to receive "god so pretty from this angle"

•hands in your hair always

Han-

•"baby" every other sentence

•if you're struggling with something he will always help immediately (can't grab the food? "baby here lemme" does it easily and feeds you)

•holds your hand always

•loves when you scratch his back

•always laughing

•sings karaoke with you

•flexes whenever you stare at him for too long "my biceps have gotten bigger i swear"

•writes lyrics about you

•definitely begs for you "baby please . i need you"

•whimpers.

•Seungmin-

•getting his camera out and taking a photoshoot of you

•pretends to attack you

•bites you

•whines

•tugs on your sleeve for attention

•resting his head on your shoulder

•kissing your cheek (only in private)

•buys a matching baby pikachu stuffed animal so you guys can both have one to sleep with

•"i wanna be a baby"

•likes you touching his hair

•sends you funny videos and watches you to see if you laugh (if you don't he fights you)

•plays pranks on you

•lays his head on your lap

•loves to give (ifykyk)

Jeongin-

•definitely always flustered around you

•shy and hides in your neck

•soft kisses when no one's looking

•nervous laughs

•whispers "i missed you" "kiss me"

•very clingy

•"i need you"

•pulls you into his lap

•needy

•holds onto your sleeve

•looks at you for validation

•usually in a good mood but it'll quickly switch if you're in a bad mood

•matches energy (if you're dry he's dry, if you're mad he's mad)

•rolls his eyes at his friends teasing him for being so obsessed with you "shut up" secretly loves it

[olivia0926]

Introducing myself

ミミ◦٭◦°˚°◦.¸¸◦°´*•.¸𖤐 𖤐¸.•*´°◦¸¸.◦°˚°◦★◦彡彡

(I should have made this post as a first post)

-Hello, my name's Olivia and I like to draw ( Most likely Reader x ___ )

-I am post here for fun and also share my thoughts aswell

-I am still new here so there's a lot of things that I need to learn

-Thats all I can introduce myself so here's of "What I can do + will accept" , "What I cannot do + won't accept" and "Maybe I can do + maybe accept"

What I can do + will accept✅:

Reader x Any fictional character (Unless it was a character that I don't know how to draw them)

Planotic and Romantic

Request

Poly relationship

Random stupid things about my stuff/thought

What I cannot do + won't accept ❌:

1nc3st... ( No just no please )

Any of problematic ship (for example: Child x Adult, Family x Family, etc...)

Zo0ph1le ( No just no please )

Suggestive or NSFW ( Mom wouldn't allowed me to do this )

D4rksh1p

P3doph1le

🍇 ( why bro )

( this bitch error ruined it )

Maybe I can do + maybe accept❓:

Write NSFW ( about my mom, luckily she doesn't know english )

Freaky art? I guess that ( I just have to be careful when draw this )

Fictional character that I don't know x Reader (There can be a chance of Mizcharacterizing of the Fictional character that I don't know + I will apologize if I did)

Anyway, bonus

Bye bye👋👋

[emioliravioli]

howdy there!!

you can call me emioli, emi, ravioli, or anything else you can think of!

they/she, bisexual, east asian/filipino, texan girl

MINOR, please no nsfw, don't be weird :/

biggest interests: sonic, inscryption, slay the princess, tmnt, zelda

my current favorite character ever is blaze the cat, and i tend to get lost in her tag and reblog every single post about her so um... sorry!

i also have a blaze rp account: @set-it-all-ablaze ! i'm not... great at being active there, though,,

artfight: https://artfight.net/~EmioliRavioli

art requests are open!

...no guarantee i'll get to it in a timely manner, but it'll be done eventually :P

my tags:

#ravioliart => my art

#raviolisketches => sketches

#raviolirambles => textposts or something with a lot of yapping

#irlravioli => anything that has to do with real life (crochet included!)

#freakioli => anything... freaky (aka kinda 16+ ish stuff, like selfshipping and suggestive things)

#flowersinbloom => anything related to my ongoing blazamy hanahaki fanfic

#blaze <3 => blazes by other people, so i can look at them easily

#cool and also helpful => tutorials/guides from others

#saving for when i actually have money => art/writing commissions i want

#request => ...well, requests!

#rb => reblogs

#self rb => self reblogs

#ask => asks

i am a beginner at pretty much everything (art, writing, crochet), so keep that in mind!

i talk in tags a lot, i have a tendency to ramble :P

if all this sounds good to you, go ahead and stick around!!

(updated 5/28/25)

[sugarzfilled]

Intro post! (˶˃⤙˂˶)

Hi! Welcome to my little sweet store...! Just kidding,this is my introduction post!(⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡ I am fairly new to Tumblr,so this will...be a little messy and silly,sowwy

Basic info˚. ! ! 🎀

-˚꒰🐾My name is Choccy or Rinny

-˚꒰🐾Pronouns:she/her! & Cis female

-˚꒰🐾Sexuality:I am bisexual

-˚꒰🐾Age:17 yrs old (⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠)

-˚꒰🐾Spa/eng (´⁠⊙⁠ω⁠⊙⁠`⁠)⁠！

--˚꒰🐾i have kinda (smt very) trouble understanding tones and sarcasm,jokes,etc,so please use tone tags while talking to me o ask me smt,thx u! 💌

-˚꒰🐾Likes:Jirai Kei, Yandere anime genre, Mahō shōjo genre, Shoujo genre, color pink, Pastel Colors, My sweet piano, My melody, in general Sanrio, Vocaloid, Nichijou, Azumanga, Nekopara, South park, DC Comics(Specially Batfam and Constantine), Red Pandas, Kitties, Puppies, Bunnies, Cute Things, Needy Streamer Overload, Moe art/artstyle,2000s web/internet, Frutiger aero, Girly girlies (my ocs mwahaha) and their daddies, Agere and Petre, Jojifuku style,Lolita Style and more!

-˚꒰🐾I am Comshipper, Darkshipper, Proshipper and selfshipper! ʚ🍮ɞ

-˚꒰🐾I will yapping about my silly selfship ideas,little things about my ocs, uploading one or another draw and mayyybe get a few friends on the way (⁠＾⁠∇⁠＾⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♪๑ ｡ﾟ◞

-˚꒰🐾About my ocs;Here

꒰ 💌 ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 🥛 ꒱

BYF! (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)!

-📣⋆.ೃ࿔*:･I use a kaomoji's,so...yeah

-📣⋆.ೃ࿔*:･🔓 and 🔐

-📣⋆.ೃ࿔*:･Content Warnings:I post about incest, loli, Kodocon, noncon, age gaps,All of it will be tagged with TW ((thing)) and CW ((thing))

-📣⋆.ೃ࿔*:･Im kinda freaky and smetimes i will reblog/post suggestive stuff (not too graphic btw) so if that make u uncomfy,dni plz

-📣⋆.ೃ࿔*:･I block freely

୧ ‧₊˚ 🎀 ⋅° ୨୧⋆.˚✂️.𖥔 ݁ ˖࣪ ִֶ

DNI (⁠ノ⁠｀⁠Д⁠´⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻💢

🥩♡୨୧-Antis

🥩♡୨୧-Doubles(mayyyybe?)

🥩♡୨୧-Mean people

🥩♡୨୧-No super duper detailed dni,i dont care who interacts with me,just don't be mean towards me or hateful ┻⁠━⁠┻⁠︵⁠└⁠(⁠´⁠_⁠｀⁠└⁠)

୧ 🎀 , 𖦹 ˙ ✦ 💤 ༅

F/O'S🎀🍮🍓🦴🐾(all of them romantic!)

Bruce Wayne DC Comics (very selective sharing)🦇

Dick Grayson DC Comics (very selective sharing)🦇

Jason Todd DC Comics (very selective sharing)🦇

Mark grayson INVINCIBLE (very selective sharing)🦸🏻‍♂️

Jack James Bright/Dr Bright SCP containment breach (Non-Sharing‼️‼️ DNI If double) 💉🩸

Jimmy MOUTHWASHING (Sharing!) 👁️

James sunderland Silent Hill 2 and Silent Hill 2 Remake (absolutely Non-sharing❗⚠️ DNI If double and i will block you If yume or double )💭🛏️

Ethan winters Resident Evil 7: Biohazard and Resident Evil: Village (selective sharing) 🧟🔫

TAGS! ᛝ(ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈ )ᛝ

⊹˚ʚ🍰ɞ⊹˖RinnyYapping🍫 <---(Normal posting,when im talking)

⊹˚ʚ🍰ɞ⊹˖RinnyReblogs🩷📎 <---(My reblogs)

⊹˚ʚ🍰ɞ⊹˖RinnyWrites💌 <---(My writing)

⊹˚ʚ🍰ɞ⊹˖Selfship🍓 <---(My self shipping/Oc x Canon posts)

⊹˚ʚ🍰ɞ⊹˖Want to continue?✨🪄 <---(Self reblogs)

⊹˚ʚ🍰ɞ⊹˖RinnyAnswers🐰 <---(If i'm lucky for someone ask or send me anything)

⊹˚ʚ🍰ɞ⊹˖🍓☘️Answers/🧸🪡🧵Answers/🩷💉 Answers <---(the same of above,but with one of my ocs!)

⊹˚ʚ🍰ɞ⊹˖BatfamService🧹☕୧ ‧₊˚ ☆

⊹˚ʚ🍰ɞ⊹˖MarkService🧹☕୧ ‧₊˚ ☆

⊹˚ʚ🍰ɞ⊹˖JimmyService🧹☕୧ ‧₊˚ ☆

⊹˚ʚ🍰ɞ⊹˖BrightService🧹☕୧ ‧₊˚ ☆

⊹˚ʚ🍰ɞ⊹JamesSunderlandService☕୧ ‧₊˚ ☆

⊹˚ʚ🍰ɞ⊹˖EthanService🧹☕୧ ‧₊˚ ☆

(↑ Posting / Reblogs about one of these fandom/characters)

Aaand thats all! If i forget about something or think of more, I will add them later o⁠(⁠(⁠*⁠^⁠▽⁠^⁠*⁠)⁠)⁠o

Thx you for reading!

🍫 here's a chocolate for u and have a womderful day miao miao! (ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ)

[shiveringgroovy]

I'm taking requests for BSD or Elder Scrolls drabbles :D

I'm very particular with what I'm comfortable writing, so please read these before requesting in my inbox! Bolded ones are my favorites or ones I feel I write well for.

I can do character/reader or character/character. Requests can be something like:

"Character with a [blah blah blah] s/o" "Erm can I cut open Character please?" "Can these Characters be joyous and happy together?" Etc.

WILL WRITE

Masc reader

GN reader

Gore/Whump

Drabbles

MAYBE fem reader. MAYBE.

Genderbends, Trans headcanons, etc.

Headcanon lists

Fluff

Platonic

Suggestive content (but only a little you have to get through my 500 layers of evil ass metaphors before you get to any freaky stuff in my works.)

WILL NOT WRITE

Sexual content/Smut

Hateful content (I would assume that's a given but yk)

Romantic content of underage characters

SHIPS I WILL WRITE FOR (Defeat my EIGHT evil fyodor ships)

BSD:

Fyozai (my first love my everything i love them so much you don't get it)

Fyovan (pleasepleaspleasepleasepleaseplease)

Fyosig

Shibufyo(zai)

Fyolai (sometimes. if i'm in the mood. not always.)

DoA3

Fuku(chi)fyo

Fyoran

Siglai

Souheki

Steincraft

Kunizai

Atsulucy

Kunisano

Sigzai

Moncott

Suegiku

Ranpoe

Fukumori

Fukufuku

If I missed any, don't be afraid to ask!

TES:

Nerevoryn

Nerevehk

Any variation of ALMSIVI

Sheskillmyna (Sheskill, Shelmyna, Hasmyna as well!)

Sheogorath/Sanguine

Namira/Meridia (collect my daedra yuri rarepairs)

Boethiah/Mephala

Janus Hassildor/Vicente Valtieri

(Modded) Lucien Flavius/Inigo

Azura/Vaermina (collect my [gets shot])

Eletuli

Vannimarco

Syl/Thadon

Always ask! I love rarepairs and crackships :D

SHIPS I WILL NOT WRITE FOR

SKK

Koumori

Dazatsu

Dazaku

Fyoatsu

Don't take any of these as personal attacks, I just don't vibe with these ships. Sorry!

TES:

Molag Bal/anyone

That's it I think

CHARACTERS I WILL WRITE /READERS FOR

BSD:

FYODOR!!! FYODOR!!!

Sigma

Ivan

Shibusawa

Ranpo

Nikolai

Poe

Yosano

As always, ask if I haven't blacklisted them

TES:

Any daedra except You-Know-Who or Peryite bc I don't fw Peryite

Astrid

Cicero

Nazir

Almalexia

Sotha Sil

Vivec

Cutter (Shivering Isles DLC)

Divayth Fyr

Lucien LaChance

Martin Septim

Sapphire

Mannimarco

uhhrrmm ask????

CHARACTERS I WILL NOT WRITE /READERS FOR

BSD:

Any underaged characters

If you love me you will not ask me to write dazai or chuuya/reader or I will die on the spot

Akutagawa

Paul Verlaine

Kunikida

Tecchou

Tanizaki

Tachihara

Fukuchi

Fukuzawa

These are characters that I can't write for shit, not because I dislike them !!

TES:

Molag Bal

Peryite

Serana. You know why.

Ulfric Stormcloak

OTHER NOTES

This was super long and annoying. Ugghhmm good for you if you made it all the way!!

[hazbinned]

ROMANTIC SHIPPING {COMPATIBILITY} GUIDE

I've typically just shipped based on 'would they be cute together' 'yes, let's do it', but that isn't always the BEST way to start a ship. Something I've forgotten to do is to discuss what the characters actually WANT and look for in relationships. This has resulted in me situationally writing them OOC, for the sake of the ship (because it's cute) instead of staying true to them and what they would want! I want to be more faithful, so this is a compatibility guide. If we have a ship and you deduce that our muses are actually not compatible based on this, I will not be mad at all! We can either drop the ship or use the incompatibility as a plot point/something they have to figure out IC. Just let me know!

There is nothing actually graphic in this post, but there are many mentions of suggestive topics/bedroom preferences/agreed-on power dynamics. It's under a read-more for that reason. If that bothers you, don't click.

Please keep in mind that although this post primarily deals with bedroom topics, I don't write actual smut. I'm usually comfortable with mild suggestive themes in RP or discussion, and this stuff does come up, which is why it's relevant, but the moment it would turn into explicit smut is the moment we would have to skip to black. If that's a dealbreaker for you, we don't have to ship!

Valentino

Val is a dominant top— and this is an extremely strong preference unless you fall into 'unobtainable crush' territory, in which case he becomes more 'I don't care'. Vox is not an unobtainable crush. He'll switch for Vox sometimes, but it's usually when he's feeling extra nice, in a weird mood, or trying to win him back over.

Val is slightly more willing to bottom for feminine-presenting muses.

Val does not like being the subject of demeaning talk outside of the bedroom, nor does he enjoy being perceived as a sugar baby, even though he spends his partner's money. Your muse is free to talk to him like they please, and he may ignore it for some time, but it will become a point of contention eventually. He also has a surprising amount of boundaries and 'nos' for someone who disregards others' boundaries. He likes it freaky but he's not into everything, especially if it's being done to him (he's more adventurous when he's in his comfort zone). He's not monogamous.

He has a very high libido, and expects his partners to match that.

In summary: Val likes to have control, and likes to mess around. If your muse is not willing to let that happen, they might not be compatible as partners.

Alastor

Alastor is a sex-repulsed aroace who will not have sex and does not want to engage in any kind of power dynamic with his partner, even if it isn't sexual. In the rare instance that he decides to (non-sexually) engage in a power dynamic, he leans dominant, but he would really just prefer not to and doesn't understand the appeal. Read more about that here.

Relationships with Alastor will be queerplatonic in nature. He is touch-averse and prefers touch when he initiates it, or if asked first. If he really likes you, he might cuddle or hug, perhaps a kiss on the head or cheek or hand-- but never on the lips. He thinks that's gross.

He is monogamous. He also isn't looking for relationships; you can't really walk up to him and ask him to be in a queerplatonic partnership. It only happens when he forms a VERY strong bond with someone. You have to be his best friend and then some— it takes a long time.

In summary: Alastor wants to be equals with his partner. Relationships with him may look different from a typical relationship.

Vox

Vox is insecure. A bi man with a preference for men, who will deny it so hard it makes him look silly. He was raised with a very firm idea of who he was and who he was supposed to be, a 'perfect American man', and he's come a long way but still hasn't entirely come to shake that way of thinking.

Vox likes a power dynamic and will insist to the moon and back that he's a dominant top, but he actually has a secret preference for... not being that. He can do both. If he's in a relationship where he's mostly playing a submissive role, he will ask to switch it up sometimes... because of his ego.

At the end of the day, Vox is whatever his partner is not.

Vox would ideally be monogamous, unless it is his dream outcome of him, Val, and Alastor. If his partner isn't monogamous, Vox isn't either.

In summary: Vox is a switch. He kind of just goes with the whims of his partner, sometimes to his detriment.

Husk

Husk is an old man. He has the drive of an old man. He's experienced, but very vanilla when it comes down to it. He can be encouraged to try new things, and was more adventurous as an Overlord, but would need his partner to talk him into it-- he was riding the high of being rich and powerful back then, and he's since lost that spark and feels silly doing it. Husk prefers to top and can be dominant if asked, but generally won't bring it up on his own (this is different from Overlord Husk, who would). In general, sex isn't that important to him anymore. If his partner gets him into a routine, he'll get more into it and more regular, but if they're not very persistent, he can go long periods of time without.

Husk is monogamous.

In summary: Husk is very 'I don't care'. He's chill. He can learn new things, but it takes patience.

Angel

If you've watched the show, you already know because it didn't keep anything secret. Prefers to be submissive or a 'power-bottom,' but will do anything for enough money or if he loves you enough. Extremely high libido, very adventurous. Wants a partner who will love him for more than just his body, but may have a hard time coming to terms with this.

Angel has limits, but he isn't the most comfortable voicing them. He comes with a lot of emotional baggage. His partner would have to be patient and willing to help him work through rough emotional moments, and get more in touch with who he is and what he actually wants.

He's fine having one partner or multiple.

In summary: This is Angel. You know him.

Pentious

Pentious is pretty vanilla. He doesn't want any power dynamic, and he's a switch. Medium/normal sex drive. Bi with a slight preference for women, but not by a lot.

He wants a partner who will hold his hand, show interest in his inventions, and be sweet to him.

He's monogamous.

In summary: No summary needed. This is too short for a summary.

Charlie

Top, can be dominant if asked but personally feels indifferent about that kind of thing. Won't be submissive, as she's not comfortable with being on that end of a power dynamic. Low sex drive, is monogamous. Bi with a preference for women. She can go a long time without having sex because she just doesn't think about it-- she's on board if asked, but usually her partner has to ask first.

Charlie is very particular about things, and very private. She's like 27-28 in Charlie years and wants a partner who is close to her age.

In summary: THIS IS ALSO SHORT.

Travis

Travis is a switch; he will decide what he is depending on his mood and his partner. Likes a power dynamic, can do anything, can also skip having one. He prefers to be dominant but would sub for someone like Val, Vox, anyone who holds power over him or anyone he's soooooo simping for. He's also "monogamous", but a chronic cheater who does not want to commit. Medium/high sex drive, kind of adventurous but kind of not. Bi with a preference for men.

In summary: I'm going to stop adding this part when these are short.

Striker

Low sex drive, prefers no power dynamic (can possibly be asked to dom), top-leaning switch. Monogamous. Likes it simple.

Crimson

Closeted bi. VERY low sex drive (somewhat due to age, but is possibly on the ace spectrum), prefers no power dynamic but will humor one if that's what his partner wants. Monogamous. Will only top, no preference for his role in a power dynamic if engaging in it as long as long as it stays out of his normal life.

Fizz

High drive, adventurous, switch (in every sense). Monogamous but open to trying new things. Very touchy-feely, wants a partner who cuddles with him.

Rolando

Gay, prefers to top and be dominant (has never tried anything else) but he's a strange old man and probably hasn't properly been with anyone in years. His drive would likely be considered high for his age, but, generally speaking, it would be about average. He's extremely hard to romance and is more likely to pay someone to be with him than he is to get into an actual relationship. It IS possible to romance him, but he's not the most affectionate, and unless his partner is extremely good at reading him it may seem like he's just in it for the sex. It's one of those 'only time will tell' kinds of things. His type isn't set in stone but he tends to favor more feminine men.

[000marie198]

Fanfic Writing Challenge

The imagery of Sonic, Rouge and Tails being the most annoying and skilled little team of pickpocketers/thieves and their gold dynamic inspired this but I can't write at the moment bcoz my right hand is on a vacation.

So anyways, here's your challenge:

Take three of your most MOST FAVORITE characters in a franchise, any three. Make them a team. Make them the antagonists of your story.

Also take three to five of your LEAST FAVORITE or MOST HATED characters in the same franchise and make them the protagonists. Of the actual story or just the world in the story? That's up to you.

Rules:

No nsfw, suggestive, incest etc. Keep the freaky stuff away please.

OCs are welcome but as side characters

Aside from the fandoms I'm in and greatly looking forward to (Sonic, Httyd, TMNT), any franchise is allowed

You are free to make the ending in the Protags' or Antags' favour

The length of the story is also unlimited. It can be a drabble, it can be a novel. And everything in between

Make a Tumblr post with the link to the story (or with the story if you decide to publish it here) and tag me so I can read it. I'll be making a separate blog for reblogging the stories in and sharing them on main too.

Tag your post with 'alignment switch challenge' (yes I know your favs can be morally grey or villains in can and vice versa for least favs but I needed a tag and this one works.

AUs are welcome, feel free to place your characters in any setting and run with it

No reader inserts or ' x reader' please.

The main characters (both protagonists and antagonists) must be canon characters

This challenge has No Time Limit, so feel free to finish or start it whenever . Have fun!

P.S. Reblog this so more people can see it even if you don't plan to participate.

[creepyjealousy]

I don't really post much and neither do I really know how posting works. but I felt like a further explanation about this was needed.

THIS IS LONG! TAKE YOUR TIME TO READ!

My name is Keith, and I'm a long member and a moderator of the "Bully Breasts" server.

PART 1

Recently there has been a, i suppose you can call it, "call out post" about our server. I would like to begin with the fact that the information said account has given is very misleading.

see image below.

The owner of the server, and close friend of mine, has already posted an explanation after trying to reach out to the account. Their user is @emrekchu, please check the original post out.

see images below of Emrekchu contacting them.

as you can see, we've waited several days for a message back. after we didn't get one, we decided on making a post explaining the situation (Emrekchu's post)

PART 2

Now I would like to explain stuff myself.

Yes, we do have a channel where we discuss topics that go beyond mature humor. Yes, I myself have done this. Yes, I've said stuff that contains sexual topics. But none of this had the intention of putting someone in danger. most of us in the server are teens and have mature potty humor, but whenever we went too far we've been called out for it and we didn't do it again, with MYSELF as a big example.

I would also like to say our "NSFW" channel, does not contain any actual NSFW content, there's no porn, no body pics. none of that. and we STRONGLY are against that.

We also have rules in our server that DIRECTLY says that we do NOT tolerate sexualisation of a minor.

see images below.

We've had situations where these rules have unfortunately been broken and set minors in danger, but we quickly take action and have banned such people.

PART 3

(we had a response this exact moment I've been writing this.)

I would like to also say that I am very disappointed by how this was handled. The original poster, bullyworthlol, hasn't even joined the server. they got screenshots sent by a different party. so not only is there no ACTUAL context or explanation, but they didn't even have any experience themselves.

see image below.

I think this is extremely unprofessionally handled for an "exposing" account.

PART 4

I am by NO MEANS saying the actions we've done, that made people uncomfortable without our knowledge, are valid. But I am trying to tell you to reach out, we are a very welcoming and understanding community. we listen, we change, we improve.

But I'm also saying that we do not force you to interact with our community if you don't feel comfortable with how we act. I highly suggest you don't interact with us if this is the case. yes, we will listen to feedback, but we still have dorky crude humor.

Also I literally have an introduction which says "if I make you uncomfortable, please tell me"

see image below.

I am now 17, by the way.

PART 5

I would like to inform everyone reading this that we have already discussed this situation and made changes and improvements.

we decided to change the age limit to only people of 14 and above. We've also decided the "freaky channel" (actual name) can only be accessible by asking the owner or moderators, we have age roles to check who's allowed in or not. (were not gonna ask for a fucking ID that's wild)

We also decided to make the channels; "cosplay" and "face rev" private and only accessible if you've been in the server for longer than a month (we manually check this) to provide more privacy.

We will not be kicking any adults out of our server, Bully is a game from the 2000s, ofcourse it has fans that are adults now. Plus, Bully itself has mature humor, sexual topics, and more. (again, not justifying weird behavior)

CONCLUSION

Me and Emrek are taking accountability for this, and the blame if needed. you can contact me on discord @keithcobain, Emrek @emrekchu and Sushi (other mod) @isushik for further discussion.

[kauli01]

Hi! I’m Kauli! Here’s some basic info about me! I’m nervous about posting on a new platform ^ ^ I was originally on Insta but the algorithm was dogshit so I decided to move here ^ ^🩵

Thank you for 161 followers!! <3 I’m surprised that people like the silly stuff I post— ^ ^★!!!!!! 🩵🎀🦋🌸

➤ Commissions Info | Ko-Fi | Strawpage

SELF PROCLAIMED NUMBER 1 TWST REDDIT HATER !1!1!1!1!1?!?!! 😈❓❗️☝️ Twst reddit is full of degen /J

◤✦・— 𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐚𝐛𝐭 𝐦𝐞 —・✦◥

◤✦・— [ Name: Kauli ★ Canadian / Native ★ B-Day: 3/10 ★ she / him ★ artist ★ Genderqueer / Transmasc / Bigender(?), Cupioromantic & Bisexual ★ I love OC X canon. ] —・✦◥

— JellyShark (Silver X Harley)

— AppleShark (Epel X Harley)

— HarLila (Lilia X Harley)

— MallUli (Malleus X Kauli)

— BatEgg (Deuce X Kauli)

— BearGummy (Trey X Kauli)

— DawnKauli (Dawn Knight X Kauli)

◤✦・— 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐬 𝐈’𝐦 𝐢𝐧 —・✦◥

— Twst / Twisted Wonderland ★

— Fragaria Memories ★

— Genshin Impact ★

!! Masterlist !!

Kauli’s OCs ┇ Writing Masterlist ┇ Harley Casimir intro┇Sukomei Ei ┇ Kauli (Yuusona?) ┇Looking for moots / friends on here ^ ^★

➤ Please don’t try to DM me on different accounts or get your friends / moots to DM me on why I blocked you, I blocked you for a reason and this has happened to me, can’t believe I have to say this but it’s a reminder—

➤ !! Your sensitivity is your responsibility !!

➤ unfortunately I can’t donate to anyone / I don't share donation posts / asks

➤ Suggestive comments / posts will be made but will be tagged; I guess— just don’t be too freaky /J

➤ Please don’t use my artworks for your headcanons— it makes me uncomfortable.

➤ !! Would love to be moots with artists who are interested with OC x Canon or has Twst OCs themselves:) !!

➤ DO not repost my art without my permission or use it for AI training. Please ask for permission about using my art for edits, using it as ur pfp or anything like that ^_^

➤ My inbox is open to anyone so! Go for it! I mostly reply questions about my OCs and AUs— but I’m still willing to reply things other than that

★ —> I don’t want non-sharing / selective yumes in general to interact with me (I had bad experiences with them and tend to get a bit annoyed by those people, I iust find the whole concept silly)

◤✦・— 𝐓𝐚𝐠𝐬 —・✦◥

➤ Kauli ocs —> About my OCs / artworks of my OCs

➤ Kauli writing books —> my writings such as OC X Canon or CCXCC pairings.

➤ Kauli yapping 01 —> just Kauli01 yapping!

➤ Harley Twisted Wonderland —> My main Twst OC (Harley)

➤ Kauli Suggestive Stuff 01 —> About suggestive stuff (Will be tagged properly—)

➤ Moonshine (Dawn of Knight X Lilia) —> Dawn of Knight X Lilia

Edited on: May 25th, 2025.

[writing-whump]

Sorry, if this is rude.. but I'm really curious.

Why is puking such a large theme in your writing? Is it more of a whump fixation like 'emptying' oneself of their turmoil or is it more of a fetish fancy?

Again I'm sorry if this is a weird ask and please, feel free not to answer if it is.

Hmm, that is a good question.

I consider my writing to fall into the emeto category of whump. So it's like whump in terms of emeto?

I'm not entirely sure what fascinates me about it. But I feel like the biggest draw for me is the hurt/comfort potential.

Like feeling sick/puking is just incredibly vulnerable uncomfortable state, where you basically don't have control over yourself, you can't help what's happening, you can't really stop it...but it has so many causes and is so mundane in a sense? Everyone goes through it?

And it's gross. So I feel like whoever takes care of you during a sickness like that has to really really care, and you have to be comfortable and close for that comfort/intervention to not feel humiliating?

And it's exactly in this kind of state where genuine care, real friendships, close family or significant other come through to help you with what you need and can't help?

For me its like the ultimate expression of selfless, non-profit, not doing it for sex or attraction or good looks or "to look good" kind of love. And it's not something breezy and easy like a fever or a cold where you do something half-heartedly and it's done, it requires real overcoming yourself and your comfort zone?

Other thing is the whole caretaking like bellyrubs and gurgles that might have a sort of sexy/kink quality for me? The buildup and stuff? I'm not entirely sure, I explore this aspect of it more on other blogs, but it has a bity bity part of it in my fics too.

So it's kind of a mix between super selfless care and kind of sexy build up tension and vulnerability and a kind of exploration of sex and sexuality (in romantic smutty context! Not all fics are about this!!It isn't as high on my priorities in writing as the platonic aspects for example) that just feels a lot safer for me?

I'm not a fan of sex without a deep emotional connection, I'm super afraid of it, actually (which is not a trendy opinion right now). Casual sex is sort of a personal squick. My environment was very "sex bad! Sex unpure! Sex dangerous! It's a way people will use you!" (It took me a long time to figure out that sex itself isn't what bothers me. It's the casual kind of sex that does. Ergo why my world and OCs are so sensitive about touch and can't do casual hookups at all lol.).

So connecting this selfless kind of care with sexy kind of context creates the right comfort level for me.

Honestly, I don't know for sure. I think for me this ties into the debate of "is whump inherently sexual or not" and "where are the lines between whump and kink" and "are there kinks that are freaky or are they alright as long as it's consensual" and "is whump or h/c just an expression of desire for connection and care/being taken care of/caring"?

(I have read studies that suggest whump can be a substitute for vulnerability for asexual people or for people not currently having/being wary of sexual relationships).

Basically, the pure hurt/comfort and care and vulnerability is my favourite whump content. I'm here for the comfort, not for the hurt (not that there is anything wrong about the hurt itself I think). And emeto nicely ties into that.

[gotwcird]

hello tags, i return to promote some babies i wanna write with that need more ships <3 find more info about this blog and the muses under the cut. like if you’re interested please like this post OR im me here or on my main @/maxmcyfield OR lmk if you prefer to chat on discord. open to mutuals and non-mutuals alike. thank u friends!!

gotwcird info:

this is a 1x1/indie sideblog penned by zahra (27, they/them, main is maxmcyfield) - i like writing a lot of celebrity-focused characters, but i enjoy most real life plots and don’t mind exploring fantasy, horror, and supernatural elements! i currently am only interested in writing on tumblr.

i prefer writing stuff that has a good amount of plotting behind it and with partners that i can chat with a little! however, i'm more than happy to kick things off with starting a thread first. i enjoy the headcanon-ing part as much as the writing tbh. i also tend to reply quickly unless i have something going on - i’m on my computer a lot for work so! (also becoming long term writing partners is a given in this lmao)

while it may not be the main focus of my writing, i have a heavy interest in smut and enjoy writing it a lot so please be fine with that. basically: smut with a lot of depth behind it! my characters tend to be freaky so 😔😪

the muses:

i’d like a specific plot for jungmin! this is a mxf plot, and i’m more than happy to flesh out a plot as we chat, but what i have written here is just a suggestion to kick things off <3

i have other muses in this post that i'm basically throwing into the wind for any of you to throw ur muses @ me for them since i'm keen to write them in any capacity.

i’m not picky at all with what fc you use, to be clear. but there are some fc’s i’m not keen on, we can discuss it for sure! i would, however, prefer characters of colour, especially for jungmin.

SPECIFIC PLOTS

jungmin bang, 34 (byeon wooseok fc) [TAKEN]

he/him. media & culture university professor, researcher, and poet. gentle and awkward, but means well. spent most of his life being brilliant in the sciences, but the arts is where his love lies. mostly teaches specialized courses in his university, focuses on postgrad taught studetns. accidentally dad-ified since a young age because he lowkey helped raise his sister who's ten years younger (who still lives with him - my other muse, minseul). has a family that's well known in their own sectors of the entertainment industry (dad is a broadway/west end actor, mom is a makeup/sfx artist). he's also autistic as hell! but also not typically presenting re: he's uber empathetic, etc but that's because he's had to learn all his life to repress his traits oops. quiet in a way that if you don't pay attention, he can blur into the background. has two pretty succesful poetry books published under a penname. dominant in bed with a litany of kinks, but ultimately makes intimacy and romance his number one priority. plot: i want his fiancé! they met at a friend's wedding a couple years back, became friends first, but probably had feelings for each other since the beginning. i imagine she's almost the opposite of him, kind of out there and confident, ready to go to bat for him. also definitely very easily melded with his family, becoming a defacto older sister to his younger siblings. they probably yearned for a good year or so (with some drunken kisses here and there) before they got together. would love ayo edebiri for her but i'm easy <3

QUICKFIRE MUSES WHO I WANT TO WRITE MORE

adny hart: 27, he/him. primarily an actor. former member of 1time (short lived boy band) but joined xfactor kind of accidentally in the first place. biggest dork you will ever meet, ultimately a london theatre boy at heart. is active in d&d circles and is a cast member i some ttrpg shows. main inspo is brennan lee mulligan. he's been into geeky shit all his life and constantly struggles under the weight of trying to up himself. as chill as he is absolutely bonkers. a switchy dominant who likes to be told what to do.

bibi zhang: 24, she/her. member of global girl group XENA. born and raised in arkansas to first gen immigrants. confident, loud, and takes no shits. has had to be independent her whole life due to her parents being busy with work to support her and her younger sister. her aunt supported her a lot growing up in her extensive rhythmic gymnastics and dance career. considered to be the main dancer of her group. dominant-leaning switch who prefers women.

armaan shah: 23, he/him. psychology undergrad and up-and-coming artist. born and bred london boi. goofy, thoughtful, and too kind for his own good. chill and booksmart, but oblivious in every other way possible. drank his respect woman juice and emotionally in touch. tragically straight. currently focused on finishing up his degree and getting his webcomic off the ground. soft dom with a tendency to be a little mean.

[meltedbluecaterpillar]

Yay..#hydration af 🔥🔥 I'm...having a smootie!

AHH...im so glad..I was shy to bring it up. I really wanna play the game bc usually when smth is a game first its better than the anime? (I think the game was first..) yea..I see all the content subbed bc the eng anime js..kills me. They sound uncannily like teenage white boys that all have mushroom hair and wanna hit ..

Ahh? You write? Smirk???

From what I know it really is just dark fantasy. Like..what dark vampire content HASNT been considered problematic? Even like. Twilight LOL.

Hhhh i don't know his lore..Laito where are you..Laito...Id giggle at a crossover. Laito looks like a Trey Cater with the Ace mindset. And Kanato,,I love him he's a sweety. A little loco but he's so sweettieee..I..only know the brothers..and the mom. That is my last memory of dialovers..was the mom?.. - 🐍

Hello Viper, I’m excited about your smoothie! Yesterday I had a veggie one. I don’t eat vegetables… I usually drink them.

No need to be shy. I am… A lifeless dork. A shut in. So, I know about a lot of animanga related things. Otome especially. The anime was horrible, but I love the music they used. I used to sing along with the opening of the first season. The game is phenomenal. Again, a bit problematic because it’s… Mildly sexist. I actually like The Great Ayato and his bullying… I’m sorry my breasts are tiny… I’ll pray for them to grow so you’ll be happy my lord… Ahem… The English voice acting is horrible. I watched it only in Japanese because I couldn’t stand how lifeless they sounded in English. To my knowledge, and I may be wrong, the game is fully voice acted. You just need a translator.

I do secretly write for DiaLove. I was planning to only post it on Wattpad. I wanted to make a big story called ‘Juice Box’ but I never figured out who I wanted to be the main interest. Since the anime follows Ayato’s storyline heavily, it didn’t feel fair to the other potential routes. But I do sometimes write little oneshots. I just never post them since DiaLove is so niche now. I hope it stays niche. If TikTok discovered it and some of my other favorite games I would rip my heart from my chest and cannibalize myself.

I actually like Twilight a lot. I have a friend who owns the books and I want to finish reading soon. I watched the movies! I say problematic because the boys are pretty sexist and there is a lot of nonconsensual harassment and touching. Also the neck biting scenes are very intimate and have been suggested to be an allegory for sex depending on the scene. Again, usually nonconsensual because Yui/MC has no backbone. There’s also the Mukami brothers + Shin and Carla but usually I focus on the Sakami family… Ahhhhh but no one will stop me from moaning about Yuma. I want to be his stupid sow… I don’t mind… Treat me like livestock and feed me sugar cubes… Ahhhh his abuse feels so good~ Ah- I mean… I don’t condone this stuff outside of fantasy. But USA Nintendo doesn’t want their image ruined by horny vampires.

There are… I think… Three moms? Karl had a few wives, some at the same time cause he’s freaky as hell. One of them actually… The reason Laito acts the way he does… His mom was doing things with him that she shouldn’t. And she does not feel bad about it. But she dies so… We win… Sorta… I love Kanato’s bad ending he’s so odd and sweet at the same time. The game is just one giant rollercoaster of ‘please don’t let me die here I forgot to save again’ and ‘oh the moaning sounds are making me excited…’

I apologize for rambling… I really do love Diabolik Lovers. And because I discovered it at an impressionable age… I’ve turned into a SadoMas. Please tell me… Who your favorite is when you start getting into it… Naturally, The Great Ayato is mine because we act the same and share a birthday… But I want to kiss many of the characters… Ahhhh… Save me…

[thesillyguyscorner-askblog]

hi!! welcome to the corner :3

this is an oc ask blog run by @sigmxnd for the sole purpose of no purpose, i'm very bored and figured i'd find something to do. so here i am :3

pretty much if yknow how an ask blog works, go ham in the inbox, but if you don't, essentially there's gonna be a cast of Wacky characters you can just send in asks for, and i'll (try to) draw out their responses and maybe even make something cool of it. i genuinely don't feel like drawing anything for this intro post so i'll just write down stuff

the ones avaliable for asks are:

sigmund

leo

aaron

pebble

sleepy

malcom

if you know nothing about a character, send 'em an ask. they'll be more than happy to fill you in on themselves :3 (more characters may be added in the future)

technically you can also ask me questions ooc (referred to as the creator. i am a free cringe man) but i figure it's mostly gonna be about the characters

RULES:

• don't be weird please, this is a sfw blog and the most freaky it's gonna get is just suggestive jokes. im not okay with very nsfw questions being directed at these characters (or myself), even if they all are adults

• you can send in multiple asks (such as one ask per character), but don't spam the inbox obv. im just a little guy

• (if i think of any more rules i'll add them)

the inbox is open. be free my gremlins

[yonix-0]

Intro blog! Last updated: 15/3/25

About me:

hi~! i'm yonix_0 :D

<18, please don't get freaky in my dms (i'm lookin' at you prnbots). pronouns are she/they but i prefer she. please not he/him or it/its! or anything else for that matter-

i'm an artist (sometimes), an animator (even-less-times), rpf shipper TO THE MAX, a self-acclaimed musical genius who plays guitar occasionally, a musical-lover, a pansexual freak /lh, and an all-round force of unhinged chaos.

i am also: anemic as fuck, sleep-deprived always, and someone with diagnosed adhd + anxiety. as a taste for what you should expect lol

i don't post too too much here, but i lurk and repost sometimes, which is enough in my books. i don't have tags or sectioned fancy doo-dads, but i mostly dabble in others' stuff, so it's a needless endeavor for me to start my own tags :/.

as my bio suggests, i write and post sometimes on AO3 @yonix_0! i'm not a particularly good writer by any means, but i'm at least literate enough to write stories that i think are pretty neat! heaven knows how i've managed to even finish any wips...

Hyperfixations (and why you should join me in them):

this will be LONG. as you will see, i really like yapping abt my interests :3

-Shoot From The Hip. because who doesn't like 4 goofy, funny, fully-grown british men making fools of themselves on big stages? an improv troupe based in london who, despite most of them having partners, kiss a whole lot on stage! (it's all in good fun though, for the bit). gotta love all the lgbtq rep, along with the belly laughs and countless spit takes. the community is also the loveliest thing ever, not a single debbie downer i swear.

-Haikyuu! hey, just because the anime and manga have both ended does not mean that i will stop my obsession. (it's been half a decade, what is wrong with me). ahem. what's not to love about a genuinely amazing and accurate representation of volleyball, while also having a ton of hot characters to simp over and ship together?! kuroshou. kagehinatsukiyama. sakuatsu. osasuna. bokuakakuroken. and everything else. gotta love being a multishipper. i rest my case.

-Hamilton, Heathers, Ride the Cyclone. yes i am lumping all of my favorite musicals together because i don't want this to be 10x longer. hamilton is just, augh, so much drama and chaos and straight up death, plus actual history. addicted from first watch istg. and the music is amazing, lin-manuel miranda is cracked fr. love a good theatrical autobiography. heathers is a great representation of so many issues, esp to do with eds, health issues, suicide, manipulation, r@pe, etc. while maintaining some form of comedy. it's such a stereotype for american highschools and what most media perceives it to be, but the denouement and character development is to die for. also seventeen is my favorite song, fight me. ride the cyclone is so stupidly funny but the character arcs are overall the best out of these three, genuinely. i hated ocean sm at the beginning just for her to be in my top 3 favs. the characters are... interesting to say the least, and the songs are drama-filled (read: weird), but the premise of some choir kids +my love jane doe dying on a ride and choosing who to revive through something of a singing competition is just *chefs kiss*. love it. GO WATCH THESE MUSICALS, THEY'RE AMAZING!!!!

-Slimecicle, Chuckle Sandwich, and Just Roll With It. charlie slimecicle is one of, probably, the only genuine "mcyt"'s left (we are not about to delve into dsmp/qsmp drama dw), even though he's not technically a minecrafter anymore. enough of that, slimecicle is a gamer/ytber with the most ridiculous punny humor you will ever bear witness. and the community's inside jokes are so so unhinged, it's great over here. chuckle sandwich is a podcast that charlie, jschlatt, and ted nivison started, where they talk about whatever and sometimes invite guests. it recently ended, but i still love putting it on in the bkgd while i work :). just roll with it (jrwi) is a dnd podcast that charlie, bizly, grizzly, and condifiction host. they post their sessions biweekly, and have a multitude of public campaigns to watch through. if you're a dnd nerd or just wanna have some fun delving into a cool tabletop rpg, go give them a watch. me personally, i would love to dm or play dnd with friends, but i got no dnd friends lmao.

and that's it, for now. if you read through all that, here's a gold star ⭐️

DNI list:

zionists, racists, pedos/proshippers, homophobes/transphobes, karens in general, rpf haters, political assholes, violators of human rights, xenophobes, art/writing critics with no constructiveness whatsoever, people who make everything sexual, etc.

i'm tryna have a chill and mellow time here. get tf out.

RPF-typical disclaimer:

the point of real person (fan)fiction, is not to ship the real people that are living and breathing and roam the earth, but to ship their personalities because they seem good together in concept. take sfth's sam and luke for example. they both have a s/o, and yet i still write them together, not because i think they should cheat on their partners, but because their fanon selves often kiss in their plays and they act gay a lot.

basically what i'm saying is, i don't think the rpf stuff should be what real life is like. rpf is a simple mirror image of real life; these aren't real people i'm writing/drawing, these are just personalities, names, and appearances slapped onto ocs that i then write fanfic about.

i'm very aware that all of the things i write about real people will never come true. i'd like it to stay that way. i'd also like if none of what i write ever comes to the attention of the people i write about. yk, the whole rpf autonomy thing. unless the real people give the rpf fandom a red light and decide that they don't want to be written about, i'll write my fics in peace tyvm.

and to all of those rpf haters that i really hope have clicked off after my dni list, just because i write about real people does not give you the right to tell me to end my life.

ANYWAYS. that was a lot of yapping for an intro post that i haven't touched in like 6 months, gonna go continue binging any and all haikyuu! content i can get my hands on because i'm in my nostalgia era rn. bye~!