#please he needs it

[compressedrage]

hey so @bittersweetbeet has a headcanon that Chosen is selectively mute, and that's great, but it got me thinking (in terms of canon-ish) (since the sticks don't really talk in canon) (also sorry for the ping)

Chosen was on the PC for years, with a creator who definitely can't hear him.

Did he ever speak during that time?

Did he ever try to defend himself, only to fall silent when met with chains and apathy?

Do you think his voice was terribly hoarse when he first saw Dark, because he'd never had someone to talk to?

Y'all I talk about the CG having a crisis over Purple, the first stick figure from outside the PC they'd ever seen, but at least they had each other.

Chosen had never seen another stick figure before ever, and had never had anyone to talk to

[stxrry-dxys]

LET HIM HAVE A PROPER DAY AT THE ZOO

[saphiretart]

Bright light, shine through the darkness

[hazzyking]

When Patch 5 comes out can we PLEASE hug Astarion as apart of the cut scene for the Cazador fight. PLEASE

[pixelprofligate]

my precious baby boy need he appy juice

[brainrotcharacters]

That's that shit eating grin that practically screams "Harder! HARDER!" except the homoerotic subtext is a tripwire they're crash landing through

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

I need more of Astarion being an absolute undead fucking weirdo. No more suave charming elf man NO this man forgets to breathe for prolonged periods of time and randomly gasps or croaks because he can't speak without air in his lungs. He lurks in dark corners with weird reflective eyes and doesn't move until you notice him. He's SUPER into the scent of his lover and buries his face in their neck or chest while taking in a BIG snorf. He gets very affectionate when he notices his partner is on their period or is bleeding from other causes. He doesn't make noise when approaching someone and often scares the shit out of them because he just silently shows up behind them. He's addicted to the warmth of his partner and rubs his body against them like a cat. He makes animalistic grunts and moans while he feeds. He forgets to blink and just stares at people with wide eyes while they talk. He stares at his lovers pulse point instead of looking in their eyes. He growls when displeased. Sometimes he smiles just a tad too wide. He watches his lover sleep and waits for them to wake up for them to find him just staring them down, unblinking. He's a fucking freak and I love him to bits I need more weirdo Astarion.

[christadeguchi]

"we know how to move our bodies, but i didn't know how to manage my heart, so you need help for this"

hi we need to talk more about judo gold medallist christa deguchi.

[mellosghosts]

in my heart this joke is in the movie, but unfortunately im afraid only we, hughjackmaniacs, would get it 🥀

[cozylittleartblog]

"content creator" is a corporate word.

we are artists.

[drrav3nb]

AYO EDEBIRI as Sydney Adamu WILL POULTER as Luca THE BEAR SEASON 3 | Episode 10 - Forever

[caliburn-the-sword]

"hur hur gabe wasn't as abusive as he was in the books" people can all shut up. percy's jaw TREMBLED when ares yelled at him, which had nothing at all to do with his god status - percy backtalks gods just fine. he had trauma response to ares yelling. ares didn't so much as lift a finger. that goes to speak volumes about what percy was experiencing at home

[moonlit-typewriter]

If Walker Scobell can manifest his way into the role of Percy Jackson by carrying around a picture of a Poseidon statue, I can surely manifest my way into 4 more seasons by posting on my silly little website

[js-dragonart]

Grand maester Orwyle just wants to do his job in peace, but the greens won´t leave his patient alone.

[evyltalks]

remus study

[ribbittrobbit]

these kids are incredibly stressed out