#why can’t he be real

[deviouz]

jason todd is the kind of guy that would hold your hands while he eats you out

[devildomresidentt]

Leviathan Headcanons (pathetic boyfailure </3 )

Starting out strong, Left handed (derogatory)

Extremely picky eater, can go weeks eating only one food and then have a heavy disgust for the same food a few days after.

He forgets to throw out socks with holes in them, so sometimes he’ll just walk around with socks that are barely holding on by a thread.

Not only does he have a forked tongue, but he can also touch his nose with his tongue (lowkey insecure about his tongue even tho it’s like the hottest thing ever)

On the same note of his tongue, it damn near has a mind of its own.

Sometimes it just hangs out his mouth when he’s hyper focused on something and you’ll have to remind him to put it back in before it dries out.

Levi can speak to aquatic animals, none of his brothers believes him when he says it though.

And with that, he refuses to eat seafood because he claims he, “can still hear them crying and pleading for their lives”.

Levi’s favorite anime is One Piece, he loves the aquatic theme and the bond that the strawhats have.

Hates getting his hair cut with a passion, he literally won’t get it cut until it’s long enough to block his vision and effect his gaming/anime watching.

Arguably sleeps wilder than Mammon, which is one of the reasons he prefers to sleep in a bathtub rather than a bed.

Idk why but I feel it in my bones that bro is Gender-fluid, it just feels right..

Giant Crybaby, will burst into tears over the tiniest most minuscule thing ever (he just like me frl)

!Other headcanons under the cut!

Lucifer’s Ver

Mammon’s Ver

Leviathan's Ver ~ You are here

Satan's Ver

Asmodeus' Ver

Beelzebub's Ver

Belphegor's Ver

[hisdarkconsort]

You ever feel jealous of your Tav because they get to kiss Astarion and you can’t?

[gublersg1rl]

imagine you’re dating spencer and you get cold so he gives you his cardigan *melts away*

[emichevy]

He’s so silly and gorgeous I just wanna pick him up by the turtle neck and shake him and he would make a sound like a piggy bank with one penny in it

[no-see-um-incorrect]

“what do you mean you still have your lunch? Did you not eat?…oh baby…you gotta eat”

I’m sorry I don’t remember consenting to sobbing uncontrollably 

[dix0nvix3n]

Life’s too short, draw your favorite old man kissing you on the forehead if you want to 💗 Not good enough to put tags but just cringe enough to post to tumblr <3 So if my followers and mutuals see this then they see it. I may do a normally colored version but digitally I only know how to color in flats and I’m so bad at skin tones so Daryl is just a color of green I associate him with.

[oncelerswifesblog]

my storage on my phone has ran out..was it worth it? yes.very much so.

[survivingandenduring]

I’ll never be out of my Joel era. Never. Ever.

[merakiaki]

person: are you stupid

me:

[random-rug-rat]

Daily Tsukasa appreciation post✨✨

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww🥰🥰🥰

My boy is so adorable!!!

And his little tail!!🫶🦌

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

I’ve never seen such a happy raindeer!!☺️☺️🦌

I’d give him all the head pats in the world!!

I love him so muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh🫶🫶🫶

[theghooligan]

me watching chifuyu in today’s episode:

[3starhurricane]

Itoshi Rin is the puppeteer of the field, everything he does is calculated and flawlessly executes it, each and everyone is in the palm of his hands. Examines every little detail that others could overlook and proudly boasts about this unique skill he has, but here Rin panics over the simple thought of holding your hand. You smile at his bashful expression and lightly squeeze his hand for reassurance, in return Rin softly smiles at your action and intertwines your hands together. This version of Itoshi Rin is only for you to see and you wouldn’t have it any other way, the feared striker on field turned putty in your hands would bring envy from all his fans. Walking side by side down the street as you awe at certain shops or point out cute little trinkets that catch your eye, Rin takes notes of all your interests to buy next time. The twinkle in your eyes as you smile at him makes him treasure these moments the most, the moments where he feels it's only him and you in this world. As his heart beats with nothing but love and adoration for you and can’t help but whisper to you the words, “I love you.”

[grimesdotcom]

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[aliceblisss]

Imagining Eddie Munson with cheerleader reader fucking her while she’s still in her uniform.

“Since you like to spell shit out when you’re cheerleading why don’t you try spelling something with your hips on my cock?”

THIS WHITE BOY OF THE MONTH HAS ME IN SHAMBLES

[redhead1180]

Ya know it really fucking hurts JJ Maybank is a fictional character.