Show us your feet
ok sorry but yall will NEVER. (!!!) be getting this one out of me alive . . over my cold dead decomposing corpse in stage 4 livor mortis maybe idk
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why did you people come up with russian names for what is supposed to be a movie set in italy. what was the thought process here. why does she sound like she walked out of a tolstoy novel
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apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB
apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally
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the prophets are just waiting for you to forgive yourself
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Jiang Cheng with Zidian worm on a string, 2019
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