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cheebuss · 6 months
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Is Spy your favorite TF2 mercenary?
yea!!! But specifically the BLU one lol (yes i acknowledge my taste is shit but by god that is my fucking blue thing!!!)
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(Cue my mutuals booing me in the bg 😔💔)
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"How many vacation days you got left?" – "Plenty. I haven't had a day off since Pearl Harbor."
Peggy's first day off since Pearl Harbor. Part 6 of my post Endgame steggy series. Posted for @steggyfanevents Saturdays at the Stork Club.
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sillyfreaktime · 9 months
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idk why so many people don’t like dtamhd. I definitely understand wanting a big emotional moment for Dennis, like Charlie got in Gang Carries a Corpse Up a Mountain, or Mac in Mac Finds His Pride. but that aside, it’s honestly a very solid episode.
We got a look into Dennis brain, which we haven’t gotten since Charlie Rules The World (I think??). Do you guys remember how absolutely ridiculous that man’s mind was, then? He straight up gave himself a haircut and a blowjob. But this time around, Dennis’ fantasy was more based in reality. He knows he’s a flawed person that’s way too prone to aggression and flying off the handle. He knows he’s aging out of his prime, and that he’s practically conditioned his friends to rely on him but never help him. But still, he convinces himself that he doesn’t need anyone else, he’s always in control, and that it’s that very stress (pressure) that makes him perfect (a diamond).
ALSO, why is no one talking about the very end of the episode? Despite how infuriating Dennis finds the gang, he still picks up the phone and tells Charlie, “I’ll be right in.” He might falsely believe he’s totally in control at all times, but the gang believes in his authority. And that’s all that matters to him. So he’s going to stay where he is needed. He is always going to help them, even if he thinks their schemes are ridiculous.
So no, this wasn’t Dennis’ big emotional moment, and that stinks. But this felt more like “Being Frank,” where we just get some insight into a specific character and what their life beyond Paddy’s and the gang looks like. And I just sort of appreciated that. Dennis has grown into such an interesting character in that he could literally be the most normal of them all, if it weren’t for his need to always be in control. And this episode gives us a great look at just how fuckin deluded the guy is [affectionate].
Plus??? It was funny! And at the core of this show, despite how tragic or even heartwarming, things can get, it is a comedy. And DTAMHD successfully told the story of Dennis’ strange little brain, all while walking the trademark Sunny line between tragedy and comedy.
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rigels-nigels · 7 months
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Girl help I've acquired possibly yet another expensive hobby
#op#2 of them in fact#currently making a frame weaving loom (and by that i mean my dad idk enough about wood working and this wood is too expensive to fuck up)#and getting into mechanical keyboards#i already have a lotta yarn so the real costs rn are the keyboards#which are like at least 100usd a pop#what sucks is that they all seem to be 60% keyboards or tkl's and like. i need my fn and number pad keys pls and thx#debated sacrificing the num pad and getting a seperate one bc wowza these custom boards are absolutely gorgeous but#i am on such a budget and a cheap (cheap!!!) keyboard i found that i quite like is still gonna run me 200cad#if i got a pretty keeb and a seperate numpad i could easily be looking at $500+ like lordy#that's not even counting the switches i want to get (gateron baby kangs which are. $66. I'm assuming in usd bc it doesn't actually say)#anyway debating on whether or not i should order the keyboard now or wait till later cuz like is it even gonna be there later?#so much of this stuff is temporary and u never know#its a 96% keyboard and it has a calculator button!! only other board ive seen with that is my dads maybe 2005 wireless microsoft#so useful tbh#such a pretty board too all things considered#and finding a nice board like that with the numpad is not easy lemme tell ya like i was truly considering a ducky which.#i cant say im quite fond of their logo among other things#i think its more of a cream than white but u cant win em all#hmm to purchase now or to not purchase now‚ that is the question.... i could technically afford it but then#there's ComicCon + cost of supplies and whatnot for opening up my shop which is gonna be probably at least a hundred...#and then i would like to get some nice wool skirts for the winter/now bc pants are of the devil which is gonna be another 100/150 or so...#augh#i think the government should give me more money i think that would be very sexy of them to do#anyway can you believe i went on my phone to find a banana bread recipe then did all this instead? crazy#hashtag adhd life
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yooniesim · 4 months
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Btw if u send me anything make sure its a clear screenshot and/or a link to the post in question. I won't post any names/will keep everything private based on whatever you tell me. Thanks to the people that already sent me stuff. Appreciate you.
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i’m literally. s(creaming). THAT CHAPTER…. GAH DAYM! ur fics always got me kickin my feet and shi but this one. a whole new level. WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW GOOD THAT WAS. and missed u!!! omfg this is so cringe but this is the first time ever that i check on a writer’s account everyday to see if there’s new content HAHSHS ANYWAYS JUST WANTED TO SAY AGAIN THAT U R AMAZING and hope u r having a good day!! <33
THANK YOU SO MUCH DUDE!! I know some people may just be foaming at the mouth for the smut (which don't get me wrong i am too), but for the relationship with Din in A Fresh Start I wanted the emotional intimacy to come first. In my head, Din's been physical for the sake of being physical, but he may as well be a virgin to emotional intimacy so we're gonna be exploring that A BUNCH before we dive into the physical stuff (also, the reader has some shit to work through too 😉✌🏼)
Anyways, you didn't come to hear me ramble, BUT THANK YOU AGAIN I LOVE YOUR COMMENTS SO MUCH IT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME. (and the only thing that is cringe is the way i squealed at hearing that you like my stuff enough to be checking my page every day😍)
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maryjaneobsessed · 11 months
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a little about me im 19
call me cloud
i like 🍃
i simp for hawks, dabi, alan orion, and many many many more
i like art
i’m a theistic satanist !!I I AM A QUEER DISABLED BLACK PERSON AND USE THEY/THEM PRONOUNS RACISM, HOMOPHOBIA, TRANSPHOBIA OR ANY OTHER FORMS OF BIGOTRY WILL NOT BE WELCOME HERE AND I WILL BE EXTREMELY MEAN ABOUT IT!!
let’s be friends :)
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forourtimetoo · 1 year
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Went on a date with a girl today after a long string of dating guys (I broke my heart on a girl like a year and a half ago, then like whenever I dated girls I felt like I was comparing them to her and it wasn’t fair to anyone) and like. Idk!!! Girls are just! So! Nice!!! Like they’re just so NICE like they don’t do the thing where they make fun of things you like and you don’t have to be defensive and they listen to things you talk about and like and the conversation isn’t just about them! Like this wasn’t even a top five of all time date but it was just so nice!!!!
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flappy007 · 1 year
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choiwonder · 1 year
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um idrc if you spam kiss me more,,, i’m not on here enough to worry abt that type of thing plus im focused on school but like pls reblog the masterlist at least. pls that’s all i ask 😭😭
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benetnvsch · 1 year
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Easy peasy lemon squeezey (<-took me like 15 tries shhh)
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hyperfixat · 1 year
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How they show affection, demon brothers!
roughly ~700 words :3 side characters ver
Mammon bites.
Seeing how quickly Mammon took to you, he started showing affection around day three of knowing you, after forming your pact. At first you thought he was sniffing your hair, and maybe you needed new conditioner, but then you felt the graze of teeth on the lobe of your ear and a gentle bite.
You don’t react, save for a mild blush, and Mammon’s makes an oddly bird-like chiro, before pulling away from you.
“What was that?”
“What was what?”
“You bit me,” you acusse. It’s not like you’re mad, but knowing why might be nice.
“Stupid human, you’re imagining things,” and if you didn’t believe him from the tone of his voice the aggressive sunburnt red that eclipses his whole face shows he doesn’t mean it.
Satan headbutts.
It took a while for Satan to be affectionate with you, maybe shortly after the Lucifer slash London incident was when he first rammed his (thankfully horn-less) head into your arm. You thought he just bumped into you, maybe he stumbled and to spare him embarrassment, you didn’t mention it.
But then it happened again, this time he made eye contact with you before shoving his scalp into your chest. You melted.
Satan’s so sweet to you, for real for real.
Lucifer purrs.
Now don’t ask him or accuse him of purring because he will deny it, vehemently.
((The Avatar of Pride does not purr, don’t be ridiculous, MC. (Lying through his teeth.))
You only had the opportunity to hear it once in your first year at RAD, the night before you left, he had let you hold his head in your lap and bask in the warmth of your stomach and thighs in between the other activities you did that night.
Lucifer’s eyes has lidded and he gaze up at you with near heart shaped pupils, eyes nearly completely red, and a low rumble began in his chest.
At first you had thought he was growling and you did something wrong, but when you had stiffened up for a brief instance, Lucifer had snuggled his face deeper into your skin.
Asmodeus rattles.
You can’t see where it’s coming from, but it sounds like a baby rattle or the rattle of a snake.
“MC!” [aggressive rattling]
It was really confusing the first couple times and you had to eventually ask if there was a bug somewhere. Asmo, naturally, got offended, but as soon as you told him it was okay and you were just curious, he tells you it means he’s happy.
Cutie Patootie!!
Belphegor licks.
Belphie doesn’t give short little kitten licks, he gives long, drawn out licks across whatever he can access easiest (usually your neck or chest). His tongue is rough and tends to feel a bit scratchy against your skin and sometimes catches on your clothes.
The first time it happened was shortly after the attic incident, and you had thought you were alone in your bed and nearly had a heart attack when a lazy, oddly thick tongue went over your exposed forearm.
You, as one does when startled, screamed.
Belphie leans upward with a grumble, eyes alert though. “What’re you screamin’ about, MC?”
Beelzebub bites and buzzes.
He tries to keep it to just licks, he knows his teeth are sharp :( and he’d hate to hurt you by accident. But after you get your pact and harming you becomes much more unbearable, he will play-bite much more often.
AND he buzzes (like a fly, teehee) when he is especially content.
Leviathan purrs(?).
It’s probably some deep sea monster echolocation thing, but the closest you can describe it as is a purr.
Now getting him to purr is harder than getting Lucifer to purr, he gets up in his own head a lot, so usually when he’s sleepy he purrs (maybe it’s a trill?) into your side.
Bonus for Memphis, TN. (Mephisto)
Since we have not seen his demon form (thx solmare), I have to use what I know of my babygirl to guess what he is like.
I think he probably taps MC with his cane, like a poke or something idk it’s cute give me more mephisto content pls.
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sweetonmeclarence · 2 years
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#personal#vent#delete later#pls ignore if ur not up to seeing someone’s personal life vent shit#putting the disclaimer first so the two people who don’t count in this complaint think im talkinf abiut them#there are some exceptions ofc. i’m making very sweeping statements here.#namely the people i’ve low key forcibly attached myself to very recently. in case u see this thx for tolerating me. ur awesome ❤️❤️❤️#idk i guess it’s kind of good to know i have zero irl friends who will 1) check on me and 2) not get mad at me when i spiral out of control#nice to know when i’m at my lowest lows no one notices#good to know everyone who WAS close to me didn’t bother asking how i was. they were all ok with jjst. not talking to me.#heavens forbid we recall all the times i made sure to never leave them hanging like that but okay fine#a bunch of you barely tolerated being around me just because people you liked cared about me#so when they stopped…u dropped the mask. the disguise. u can tell urself u cared but it’s clear you didnt.#if you did you would have done something by now. you would have checked in on my mental physical whatever state within the past 10.5 months#but nope. nothing. a simple message passed along that u didnt want to be friends anyway. a simple radio silence or#an ‘i dont want to hear about it/i dont want to be involved’#ok. fine. you might not understand what you’re saying but i do.#rip my goddamnheart out i guess#fuck off#happy fucking new year i guess
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millysastroblog · 1 year
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•🌸💓CUTE PLACEMENTS 💓🌸•
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Disclamer: Pls don’t take what I wrote here to heart , I posted this observation just for fun! And if u guys can’t relate that’s totally fine , OK? …….. Have fun guys 💕🌸!!!
💗 Mercury in Taurus have some beatiful , soulful, rich singing voices.
💗Venus- Saturn positve aspects are just so calm, respectful, thoughtful toward their friends and partners. They can take accountability and responsibility for their actions and learn from them. They take love very seriously, wanting to be available for loved once 24/7 being helpful and supportive. And that’s why I appreciate you all. # ride or die for love , # stable lovers 💍👍💓!
💗Mars- Jupiter know how to cheer other people up and make their days better. These are the funny, sometimes even embarrassing friends that love to do extreme fun activities like riding roller coasters, jumping of a cliff, going to the zooo (IDKW?) # fun people
💗Mercury- Venus aspects know how to charm someone with their VOICE , people love listening to them , including me !
💗Pisces Asc people are just fucking pretty, empathetic, soft, shy, accepting of different people. I just love the aura they carry, so ethereal untouchable individuals.
💗Libra and 7th house stelliums love to communicate and surround themselves with people or lager groups. They could be good leaders, classmates, teachers because of how connected they are to others wanting to be pro active and helpful.
💗Ceres in the 1st, 4th, 7th and 10th house embody the care taker role very well, extending this caring, soul full energy nurturing other brocken hearts with their presence.
💗 Venus / Mars in Pisces are full time active people pleaser 24/7 ,they love to take care of others. To have a boyfriend or girlfriend with placement is a blessing in disguise’s .
💗Mercury in Aries I love you for staying in your truth and expressing what ever you guys are feeling at the moment. We appreciate that 😘.
💗Venus- Moon poitives ascpects are such niiicce individuals to be around, they excude this loving, nututring, sweet, feminime energy perfectly. They dont mind helpinng others who are in need. Being a supportive friend when hardships occur. Because Venus is love, and the moon emotions , they looovve their friends and partners with all their 💕 !
💗Venus- Jupiter woman are the "IT GIRL" placement, how they can make a room brighter just by their presence is stunning !!
💗Venus in the 5th house love entertainment, fun, being extravagant , CHILDREN, these people would die to have a child honestly ! Gotta love the artistic self expression with these individuals.
💗Mercury in Cancer make people feel understood and loved because of their good listening skills.:)
💗Taurus Rising pretty, nice, calm friendly people. Exude this grounding stable energy that gives people the emotional security to open up. They are very patient and don’t rush in life. Nice body, hair, everything.
💗Cancer Rising so cuuute I swear ! Love how comfortable they make others feel including me. Expressing emotion raw and truthfully. They shine like the moon. Glowing pale skin, big eyes, big chest 😌.
💗Moon- Jupiter ahhhhwweeee these people are sooooo cuute I swear, showing pure, authentic, open, and vurnerbale emotion is nothing new for these individuals. I apprectiate just that positive energy yall got.
💗Venus in 2nd/ Mars in the 2nd housers are veryyy generous with finances, spending moey on people. How much effort and energy these beautiful unicorns put in gifting someone is incredably special and kind.
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Thx 🤍
•~Milly~•
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oozedninjas · 2 months
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can I please get something featuring sick!Leo, and a reader that is taken by surprise when he shows symptoms? it could be anything pls and thx
But Tim, are you implying Leo's going to self-sacrifice himself even in small circumstances??? YES HE IS
SFW / Still an 18+ blog so MDNI / Leo and the reader are early -hirties
"Careful, baby," you kindly cautioned him.
Leo shot you a glance as he positioned the recently unpacked television over its designated cabinet. He wiped his forehead as you approached with a glass of cold water.
You had recently landed a new –better paying– job and found a nice loft near the lair. The place was a chaos of boxes and scattered things. Moving was always a bit messy at first, but that was precisely why you asked Leo for help. Who better than him to put things in order?
"Thanks for coming; you saved me," you said, placing a kiss on his cheek.
He smiled at your words, accepting the glass. You noticed his hand was shaking slightly.
"My pleasure," Leo said, half-panting before gulping down the water.
You frowned. Did he get tired just by pulling the TV up the cabinet? That wasn’t like him at all. You sharpened your eyes, observing his movements. They weren't as smooth as usual, and he hadn't tried to make conversation. In fact, Leo looked rather... well, less vibrant.
"Hey, are you alright?"
You reached out to cup his cheek, but he rejected the contact, kindly motioning back.
“Yeah. What else do you need help with?”
A stiff smile appeared on his face. Your brow quirked. Judging by the way his gaze deliberately avoided the illuminated points of your apartment and how his lips looked dry even after recently drinking water, you knew he wasn’t telling the truth.
“Leo,” you scolded. “Are you sure you’re okay? You look kinda… pale,” you said after a few moments, trying to find a word to describe his new –definitely not normal– skin tone.
“I’m okay, just tired. Let’s finish, shall we?” he said, avoiding your gaze as he walked towards the kitchen. “You want the clock here, right?”
Leonardo gestured to the place above the counter, but before he could do anything else, his body simply short-circuited. In the blink of an eye, he lost balance, tried to reach out to hold himself on the small round table near him but failed, falling and taking the table with him.
“Leo!” you rushed to his side.
He pressed a hand to his temple. “It’s pounding…” he commented in a lower voice, more to himself than to you.
“I knew something was off. What's going on?”
“I’m fine… I just-" He paused, looking at your worried expression and feeling a pang of guilt for hiding the truth in the first place. “Donnie wanted me to join him in this video game contest. We were at it for about two days straight.”
“Jesus,” you whispered, shaking your head, “Babe, we're not nineteen anymore. You can’t mess up your sleep schedule like this.”
“I know. But it was important to him.”
You hummed, your gaze softening as you helped him up.
“Well, you should’ve told me. If I had known, I wouldn’t have asked you to come here in the first place,” you told him, gently.
“Sorry. I wanted to see you, and lend a hand.”
You looked at him with a softened gaze. You couldn’t really be angry when the only thing he always did was try and be there for you, even when it wasn’t good for his health. You let out a deep sigh.
“It's okay. Just make sure to tell me if it happens again, okay? For now, let me take care of you.”
“What? No, I’ll go back to–”
“I’m not taking no for an answer tonight, babe. I won't let you walk around half-fainting in the night,” you asserted, cupping his face in your hands. “Let me take care of you.”
“Thank you,” Leo whispered, leaning a little more on you. 
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whyse7vn · 10 months
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GHOSTED -
[ ot7 x reader ]
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YOONGI -
yoongi: hey
sent 6 hours ago
yoongi: bro
sent 1 hour ago
yoongi: *babe
yoongi: hello?
y/n: yes
yoongi: oh
y/n: ???
yoongi: are we fighting?
y/n: no?
yoongi: so just fuck me then?
y/n: pretty much
yoongi: no one loves you
sent 30mins ago
yoongi: ur annoying me
y/n: hiii babe
yoongi: what is ur problem?
y/n: what?
yoongi: i have a gun to my head
y/n: don’t shoot?
yoongi: why is that a question?
y/n: cuz i’m not sure
yoongi: not sure about what?
y/n: if i want you to shoot or not
yoongi: why have you been taking so long to respond?
y/n: omgee do you miss me???
yoongi: not anymore
y/n: YOU DO?????
ur so cute
yoongi: whatever
sent 10 mins ago
yoongi: okay now ur doing it on purpose
could literally be bleeding out rn and ur ignoring me
sent 20 mins ago
yoongi: all together you’ve ignored me for 8 hours
y/n: i don’t like math
yoongi: i don’t like being ignored
y/n: was busy
yoongi: liar
y/n: i’m being honest you big baby omg!
yoongi: i am not a baby that’s gross
you would literally be in prison rn if i was
y/n: you don’t need to take everything i say literally
yoongi: you didn’t need to ignore me
y/n: i’m here now
what do you want?
yoongi: what do i want????
are you trying to break up with me rn?
y/n: and if i was??
yoongi: i’m not speaking to you rn
y/n: ok
yoongi: this is the part where you beg for my forgiveness
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HOSEOK -
hobi: you can’t tell anyone but you know that argument jin and jimin had last week?
sent 5 mins ago
hobi: the one where jin threw his shoe at jimin?
sent 5 mins ago
hobi: anyways it was actually my fault
it wasn’t jimin who ate those strawberry tart things it was me
jin asked me who ate them and i said jimin
just for funzies
and i knew he would believe it
i was gonna say ur name but jin would of let you off to easy
don’t tell ANYONE
i’m fr
tarts were good as hell tho
10/10
hope he gets some more
idk where their from so i fr pray he buys more
sent 3 hours ago
hobi: ANSWER ME
why are you ignoring me 😓?
y/n: bored as hell
hobi: ???
y/n: was bored as hell?
hobi: so you ignored me??
y/n: yeah??
hobi: are you mentally ill?
y/n: possibly?
hobi: gws?
y/n: thanks?
hobi: why do you hate me?
y/n: are you truma dumping rn?
hobi: you are my truma
y/n: truma by seventeen
hobi: i love seventeen
y/n: so do i
hobi: let’s hang out with seventeen
y/n: i agree
hobi: aju nice
y/n: clap clap clap clap
hobi: why do you hate me?
y/n: thought we were moving on from this tbh
hobi: bored as hell is not an good excuse for ignoring me
y/n: it’s like we take 2 steps forward then 13 steps back
hobi: 13 just seventeen
y/n: did that just for them
hobi: ur kinda funny
y/n: thx
hobi: stop distracting me omg?
y/n: sorry
won’t do it again
hobi: why do you hate me?
y/n: if we think about it you’re the mentality ill one in this relationship
hobi: ok that’s a lie
ur a sociopath
y/n: you don’t even know what that means
hobi: i so do
y/n: what does it mean then
hobi: ur abnormal
y/n: fuck you
hobi: it’s okay love my little sociopath 🥰
y/n: …
hobi: the next time you ignore me i’m leaving you
sent 4 hours ago
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JIMIN -
jimin: hello there something seems to be wrong with the hand break of my car
can you send anyone out to fix it
📎 3 imagines attached
sent 5 mins ago
jimin: pls i need some to fix it asap
📎 1 video attached
sent 3 mins ago
jimin: this is REALLY REALLY important pls i need to be somewhere in the next two hours
sent 1 hour ago
jimin: THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH
y/n: ew
that is your dick
jimin: when can you send someone out 😖
y/n: get lost
jimin: :((((
sent 1 hour ago
jimin: um okay….
sent 2 hours ago
jimin: yoongi just said i’m “so desperate” in the gc and if he’s talking about what i think he is i will NEVER talk to you again
sent 5 mins ago
jimin: ur lucky
he wasn’t talking about that
sent 4 mins ago
jimin: HEY
4 missed calls from jimin
jimin: fine be like that…
sent 20 mins ago
jimin: thought about it and
idc if the boys see my dick!!
SHOW IT TO THEM IF YOU WANT
I AM NOT ASHAMED
sent 10 mins ago
jimin: STOP IGNORING ME OMG????
2 missed calls from jimin
jimin: i am an example to men fuck you die
y/n: joon laughed and called you a slut
jimin: #slut4myqueen
wait he laughed?????
tf is he laughing for???
4 missed calls from jimin
jimin: HELLLO COME BSCK RN
YOU DONT GET TO SAY THAT AND GHOST ME AGAIN
HELLOOOOO HELLOOO HELLLO GELLO
HELOOEOD
incoming call from jimin…
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JUNGKOOK -
y/n: YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW DRESS
jungkook: PLS PLS PLS
SEND PICS
sent 10 mins ago
CAN I JUST FT YOU?
sent 10 mins ago
ANSWERRRRRRR
20 missed calls from jungkook
sent 14 hours ago
jungkook: it’s a new day and i have a knife to my neck
sent 2 hours ago
jungkook: i know you are awake
where are my pictures
send 30 mins ago
jungkook: ok
sent 2 hours ago
jungkook: I LIED IM NOT OK IM NOT
sent 10 mins ago
jungkook: plsplsolslplslpls
y/n: hi
jungkook: dress?
y/n: ??
jungkook: show me the dress
now
y/n: …
jungkook: pls
i’m like a dog waiting to be fed
y/n: never compare yourself to a dog again are you sick in the head
jungkook: me and bam are identical twins rn
y/n: i’m gonna throw up
jungkook: show me the dress 😖
y/n: no
jungkook: ok fine im just gonna go do a line of coke then
y/n: ur being extra
like extremely extra
jungkook: coke is on the table
my lines are ready
im about to sniff
y/n: just come over and see ur for yourself?
jungkook: OH???
OK I WILL
I WILL DO THAT
fuck the lines
i’m omw
HEHEHEHE 🤭🤭
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NAMJOON -
namjoon: when you get home text me ok?
sorry i could say bye properly they wanted me to record something
staff are being slow today
i’m kinda getting annoyed
yk i would of walked out with you otherwise
or you can call me
actually just call me
sent 3 hours ago
namjoon: i said call me i mean it
sent 2 hours ago
namjoon: so are you fucking home now??
sent 1 hour ago
namjoon: hello??????
y/n: kim namjoon???????????
namjoon: sorry
i didn’t mean to be mean
y/n: i think you did
namjoon: you didn’t call
y/n: sorry
namjoon: i worry yk??
y/n: i said i was sorry
namjoon: idc
for 6 hours i was on the edge of my seat
what if you died or something?
did you just ignore me for fun or did something actually happen
y/n: i’m home
namjoon: it’s too late to tell me that now
y/n: i didn’t watch our show btw
i’m waiting for you
namjoon: …
y/n: ^^
namjoon: answer my question
y/n: stop being mean
namjoon: you were mean first
y/n: wasn’t
namjoon: you didn’t call babe
y/n: SORRY OMG WONT HAPPEN AGAIN
namjoon: TAKE UR SORRY AND SHOVE IT UP UR ASS TBH
y/n: i’ll watch the new episode rn
namjoon: …
y/n: that’s what i thought bitch
namjoon: i’m not coming home
y/n: oh no!!
my hand it’s just itching to press play rn
namjoon: whatever be there in 10
y/n: once again i prove i wear the pants in this relationship
sent 10 mins ago
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y/n: bff can you pick me up
jin: i am NOT ur bff
i am ur BF thank you very much
but ig i could
where are you?
and what the hell are you dumb out so late it’s like 2 am
sent 4 mins ago
jin: how the hell can i pick you up if idk where ur at
ur lucky i’m still awake and willing to come get you
sent 5 mins ago
4 miss calls from jin
jin: what if i kill you
CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE UR AT
sent 2 mins ago
jin: went to look for my car keys and you still haven’t replied
do you want me to break up with you rn?
sent 4 mins ago
12 missed calls from jin
jin: the amount of times i have called your phone is embarrassing
like i’m some obsessed sick freak
WHERE ARE YOU
i really don’t want to have to drive around seoul looking for you
am i a stalker????
sent 10 mins ago
5 missed calls from jin
jin: I HOPE WHOEVER TOOK YOU MAKES YOU SUFFER
okay i take that back
i’m a LITTLE freaked out rn
just a little
don’t let it get to ur head
sent 20 mins ago
jin: DROVE TO HYBE AND THEY SAID YOU LEFT LIKE BEFORE 10???
also why the hell are they still open fr that’s not right
WHERE ARE YOU IM DRIVING AROUND THE STREETS LIKE A LOSER
7 missed called from jin
y/n: LMAO fell asleep in seungcheol’s car
and my phone died
jin: seungcheol???
y/n: seventeen man
scoups?
jin: where are you rn???
y/n: at seungcheol’s
vernon said hi
jin: TELL VERNON TO DIE
y/n: um rude?
i said you said hi back
anyways will come home later might as well stay here for the night
jin: send me the address
y/n: miss me that much??
jin: send it
y/n: are you mad at me???
you started sharing your location with jin
jin: put my reputation on the line for you today
i will never forget this
y/n: why am i scared rn…
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tae:
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why is this us
*whimpers in your ear*
sent 14 hours ago
tae: okay that wasn’t that bad
sent 1 hour go
tae: i’ve definitely said worse
sent 2 hours ago
tae: yare yare
sent 1 hour ago
tae: do you think army would call me tae-chan if i asked
or should i be v-chan
but thinking about it tae-chan just connects with me on a different level
it’s so personal
intimate almost
sent 2 hours ago
tae: baka why are you ignoring me
yare yare
sent 3 hours ago
tae: HELLO HELLO
pls 🥺pls 🥺pls 🥺pls🥺
sent 2 hours ago
tae: ヾ(  ̄O ̄)ツ
me asf
sent 1 hour ago
tae: oh
heyyyyyy lolz
i now see how smoking negatively effects the brain
i would like to formally apologise for the man i was in the last hours
y/n: kys
tae: i was high and watching naruto
forgive me 🥺
y/n: you are out of ur mind
tae: *was
i was out of my mind
never smoking again i swear
y/n: we need to go on a break or something
i need time to fully process the bullshit you just came to me with
tae: live in the moment
don’t dwell on the past
sent 10 mins ago
tae: HEY COME BACK
ily
ghosting me will NOT solve our issues
can you tell i was listening to svt when writing this low-key can’t see straight rn how the hell it 1:42 am rn not on tbh
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