#plz note

[vintagevict0ria]

Kidnapper: ‘We have your boyfriend’

Steve: ‘I don’t have a boyfriend’

Kidnapper: ‘Then who just asked for warm chocolate milk and made us cut the crust off his sandwich?’

Steve: ‘Omg you have Eddie’

[mahou-no-ichigo]

i'm going through a hardcore obsession with Our Flag Means Death right now so you're just gonna have to put up with all the gay pirates amongst the usual frills and pinkness. sorry.

i will be tagging stuff with #ofmd and #our flag means death, if you wanna hide it!

[nikkisticki]

RULE

[fourraccoonsinacoat]

Fine, Larian! Fine! I await Durgetash kisses in Patch 8.

[turtleblogatlast]

Imo the most impressive thing Leo’s done is hold this pose for as long as he did while covered head to toe in gold paint:

[aprillikesthings]

Things about boobs that everyone should know

Because I just keep finding out people don't know these things!

Most boobs "sag."

Actually, on that note: very very few people have the stereotypically perfect breasts that are round and perky and don't touch your ribcage/belly. Here is an entire gallery of non-sexualized, perfectly normal breasts. Here is another one, but in one image. There's an incredible range of size and shape!

Also related: very few people fit those molded foam-cup bras. Because very few people have a boob that shape. "Then why are those kinds of bras everywhere??" Because they're cheap to make and they hide your nipples.

Your "armpit fat" is probably not armpit fat. It is probably your tail of spence, and you have lymph nodes there. Some people have a bigger or smaller tail of spence, and it has very little to do with how fat you are or how big your boobs are. (Some bras can press on it or pinch it uncomfortably, like balconettes.)

When you lie on your back, your boobs will go into your armpits. That is true of EVERYONE WITH BOOBS, with the exception of some implants. Boobs are squishy! This also means that like, lying on your side will cause them to flop over. If that's uncomfortable when you're trying to sleep, there is such a thing as "sleep bras."

Lots of people's boobs get bigger and/or painful before their period starts. Some people gain an entire cup size every month.

Whether or not you wear bras has no effect on "sagging." The one "study" on this that was written about everywhere extremely badly done. The one exception: If you do the kind of exercise that has you jumping around/jogging a lot, and you don't wear a supportive-enough bra, it's possible you can injure the cooper's ligaments. But also: that would hurt, a lot.

Bras also have no effect on whether you get breast cancer.

Everyone has one boob that's bigger than the other. It's just a matter of degree.

The size of your boobs has nothing to do with whether or not you've had sex???? I'm stunned that there are people that believe this, but I've heard multiple people say they had relatives who absolutely believed this--refused to buy teenagers the correct size bra because "only sluts wear D-cups," or insisted a thirteen-year-old was "fast" because of breast growth during puberty...good lord.

It's possible for AMAB people to breast-feed--they have the same mammary glands AFAB people do! Some hormonal issues can cause people (both AFAB and AMAB) who haven't given birth to lactate, but also there's a few cases where transgender women have been given the same hormones that AFAB people's bodies make during pregnancy/lactation, and voila! Breast milk!

(I very intentionally didn't go into bra sizing with this post, but yes, if you hate your bras, you are probably wearing the wrong size and/or style for you. That's a much more finicky topic though, so I'm just going to point out that the letter doesn't mean anything about boob size by itself, D isn't big, and Victoria's Secret's "fittings" are garbage. For more info, go to the subreddit for r/abrathatfits, or try their size calculator.)

[midoristeashop]

HAPPY SNOGGLETOG MERRY CHRISTMAS HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! :D

Any hijack fic with a dancing scene is an immediate certified banger for me like common the boys are dancing and in love and enjoying life and not caring about responsibilities and

ALSO I’m working on a full illustration for rotg cuz it’s about time and it’s Jack Frost Santa season so I offer wips as gifts <3

(First one is a screen cap study, second is the actual draft tee hee)

K love y’all and enjoy your holidays!

[demadogs]

There are things out there that our little minds will never comprehend.

DARK (2017-2020)

[mintaikcorpse]

Ik everyone talks about how Stolas is an avid commenter on Blitzø's posts, but what about Blitzø LIKING his comments?

[gameralica]

Kiss Ryuji Day 2: Festivals

[notetaeker]

June 21, 2023 - Wednesday

Today is officially the first day of summer! It was a little cold outside actually. I spent the whole day cleaning out my closet, steam pressing my clothes, and organizing my giant sack of sewing projects that I’ve been accumulating from like 2013 💀 Also we are in the holy days of Dhul Hijjah, so I’m trying to do as many good deeds as possible, even though I am unable to fast 💔 May Allah accept from us all.

Pics: These days I’m kind of getting obsessed with drawing buildings even though it’s not easy due to perspective 😭 i don’t want peace i want problems✨

[vintagevict0ria]

Hi everybody! Ive been so busy at school and haven’t had a lot of free time, and I’m so struggling with my mental health. Im slowly writing more and joined the Haikyuu fandom!! So i will write fics for that.. anyways! Im not dead but might not be active consistently until finals/Christmas break. Then i will be pretty free for 2 or so weeks!! Love you guys so much!!

edit: my new story ‘to the stars and back’ is out!!

Have this cute lil pic i found on Pinterest!

With Love,

V xoxo

[reallifeorfantasy97]

So I was rewatching Batman vs. TMNT and....  LEONARDO! SIR!

[ancientpersacom]

Look at that fucking autism stance

[bioshocked-astroghost]

Eric Barone wake up I’m begging you I’ve been sitting with my laptop open since 9:30am waiting for Stardew’s 1.6 update my guy IM BEGGING YOU I NEED THE UPDATE TO DROP BEFORE I GO TO WORK PLZZZZ IM GOING CRAZY

[squee333]

BB?!?!?!?