"it isn't how it should be. eat or be eaten. power and glory and nothing else matters. ares is that way. zeus is that way. my mother is that way. he isn't that way. he's better than that. maybe i was that way once but i don't want to be that way anymore. i won't be like all of you. i just won't."
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one of my favorite things on taskmaster is when one of the contestants go "well, i can't just do [x]. that would be stupid" and then it immediately cuts to another contestant doing that. "i can't just chuck it, that would never work!" well taskman mcdumbass over here is tossing that bitch immediately. it sadly plonks to the ground, completely ineffectual. what did you think would happen. amazing. high art
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the managers' plotline: we need a safety pin to solve the mystery of how the opera ghost keeps stealing our money!
christine's plotline:
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the way jupe modeled the look of the aliens after the cameras used on the Gordy’s Home set and quite literally names them “The Viewers” in a film about exploiting trauma for the sake of a spectacle
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Queen Shit
Imagine being one of the Kataang shippers who bullied Christine Boylan into deleting all her tweets and unliking all the Zutara fan art and posts publicly, thinking you won… only for her to become the new showrunner two weeks later.
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no bc they were so rude to use the sAME MUSIC TRACK THAT PLAYED WHEN SONIC SAVED SHADOW IN AVOID THE VOID
AND NOW THEY PLAY IT AGAIN WHEN SHADOW SAVES SONIC
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THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Rings of Power
1x08: Alloyed
2022 - | dir. Wayne Che Yip
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