#pokévillains

[numelfanclub]

GLADION WATCH OUT THAT LIZARD IS ABOUT TO SLAP YOU

[rainbowpufflez]

If PokéVillains have taught us anything, it’s to never trust a trust fund baby

[icykyurem2224]

Pokémon Villain Nightclub HCs

Giovanni secretly runs a nightclub called Black Rocket for villains and other villainous teams such as his own, Teams Aqua, Magma, Galactic, Plasma and Flare, this also includes Cipher, Team Dim Sun, Go-Rock Squad and several others including Team Skull and Aether Foundation personnel.

It opens at 5 pm and closes at 2 am.

The Go-Rock Quads perform music for the patrons, even doing requests and even allowing patrons to do karaoke.

Blake Hall, the boss of Team Dim Sun also is the nightclub’s bouncer, the Black Rocket has an 18 or over only policy, anyone visiting requires ID to enter.

Ghetsis gets extremely drunk easily and dancing.

Dancing is also a thing in the nightclub aswell as singing, sometimes the songs sung are explicit or vulgar.

Venus, Ein and Dakim also help with music and lighting during a karaoke hour.

Ghetsis and Archie had a drinking contest that ended in a draw.

Gordor also is the bartender, ironically he isn’t a big fan of alcohol, one of his men functions as a DJ.

N comes along with Ghetsis, he normally doesn’t drink and orders a mild alcohol.

Archie and Maxie fight eachother while drunk, Giovanni and Cyrus had to split them.

“Shots! Shots! Shots! EVERYBODY SHOTS!” - Ein, drunk of his rocker, Dakim was like, “Okay scientist, I think you had enough….”.

Naps got drunk so he didn’t have to deal with Lovrina.

Greevil and his sons sitting at the bar, Ardos doesn’t see the point in it, Eldes is dancing to the beat.

Evice got way too drunk and Nascor had to take him home.

Colress and Ein got on like a house on fire, Both spend the club chatting about science, Colress drunkenly cheered he is going to start a science club.

Lysandre and Xerosic both drank together, the other admins were dancing to the music except Mabel who sat with her boss

Zinzolin just comes here to get a drink, Ghetsis and Colress come to party and forget their troubles.

[janayuga]

Please excuse my absence, TerribleDadshippers. 🙏

Accept this as compensation for my negligence of my Pokévillains followers. (The cookie-brainrot got to me)

[eevaningtea]

The most evil travel brochure, an artwork I made for the 2022 Pokévillain Zine!

[sp1derc1der]

It’s the Year of the Dragon, so have some updated official of the Pokévillain dragons!

(I also referenced their official art teehee)

[wildflowercryptid]

ranking pokévillains based on what i think their stance on nfts are. no, i don't know why i made this either.

note for rose : i feel like rose wouldn't initially understand how terrible nfts are so macros cosmos would announce that they're getting into the nft market and get absolutely dragged to hell and back on pelipper (pokétwitter) before issuing a retraction and public apology. he gets why they're bad now, (especially after oleana sat him down and lectured him on how shit nfts are for like 2 hours.)

[villainousambitions]

Headcanon Pokévillain leader heights

Giovanni: 5ft 9in (1.75 m). He's average height. Everyone says he's a "short king" but we forget that his official art is angled above him, so I think everyone is underestimating how tall he is.

Maxie (ORAS): Also 5ft 9in (1.75 m). I don't really have any rational for this one its just what i think

Archie (ORAS): 6ft 1in (1.85 m). All I know is that Archie is 100% taller than Maxie.

Cyrus: 5ft 7in (1.7 m). He definitely has a bit of a "Napolean complex" and also hes baby.

Ghetsis: 6ft 4in (1.93 m). Ghetsis is freakishly tall and it definitely contributes to his superiority complex.

Lysandre: 6ft 10in (2.08 m). Hes fucking massive and i love him for that. pick me up daddy

Lusamine: 5ft 9in (1.75 m). I feel like shes a tall girl because shes ethereal and also intimidating.

Guzma: 6ft 3in (1.91 m). I think that Guzma's slouched posture makes him look a bit shorter but when he stands up straight hes tall as hell

Piers: 6ft 3in (1.91m). He just looks tall to me.

Rose: 5ft 7in (1.7m). Hes a short prick and I would kick him in the balls.

[ranseiuniter]

interactions that would be fun: hiroko meeting/befriending pokévillains in Ransei, fully unaware that they are, yknow, villains.

[pixxyofice]

do u have a favorite pokévillain team leader? asking cause I finally got to get omega sapphire and I adore Archie. Both cause he's a bit of a stupid asshole but also because goodness gracious 😳

Guzma is also goated

sorry to disappoint you buuuut i!! never really paid attention to many of the human pokemon characters in games. except in unova and in paldea. i'm serious

i am a pmd liker. um. is dusknoir a good answer

[numelfanclub]

the king of team plasma

@nsboyfriend your pookie 🤑

[rainbowpufflez]

I have a thing that in every fandom I’m in if I get brainrotted enough I’ll draw the characters parents

[deedra-posting]

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[starfrou]

the pokévillain charms make you sexier. trust me

😳 nice 👍

[defeatedbyamerechild]

So! I’ve spent the last few weeks making these! :D

What if, instead of Team bosses, the villains - and Piers - were all regular trainers?

I picked a trainer class for each of them and worked around their design for it! ^^ Also, worthy of noticing, in these versions they are all normal and nice citizens (which is why Ghetsis’ Hydreigon is so happy! Finally he’s being treated properly! XD).

Another thing: I had first picked Scientist for Colress, but decided to change it when I realized he was gonna look identical. So I chose a teacher for him, even though this is usually a female-only trainer class. 

[sp1derc1der]

So I did something terrible: I fused every Pokévillain dragon I’ve drawn (minus Sada and Turo) into one dragon I dub The Ultimate Drake. Someone had too much fun with the DNA Splicers.

The Ultimate Drake contains multiple aspects from multiple dragons.

List of traits The Ultimate Drake has from other dragons:

Dragon!Giovanni: “hair” and neck tube

Dragon!Maxie: Feet and middle neck markings

Dragon!Archie: Webbed hand claws and facial markings

Dragon!Cyrus: Tail patterns, icy tail ends, facial horns, and middle arms

Dragon!Ghetsis: Multiple heads, wing patterns, horns, twin tails, chest spike, middle head “hair”, scaled fingers

Dragon!Lysandre: Wing thumb, general head shape, patagium, taloned feet

Dragon!Guzma: Antennae, extra limbs, and mandibles

Dragon!Lusamine: Feathered body, scaled arms and legs, ears, horns, general head shape