#police👮

[otrtbs]

do you think ahb reg would have had a fan account for one direction cuz i strongly believe he did.. directioners were never normal about anything… he was def marterminding by day and fan accunting by night🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

SCREAM

he was actually the one who broke into the airport security cameras wdym???

but tbh i dk if he’d have a fan account. i think he’d be too busy to keep up with everything. he’s more of a casual directioner (if such a thing exists)

or maybe!! he doesn’t have a fan account but he’s the one responsible for leaking songs n hotel addresses n such 😭 like he’s not super active in the fandom but when he is,, it’s to drop critical, fandom changing info

[deadbeatadmirer]

Spending an evening thinking about how modern au cultivation world would work. I would never actually write anything, I just love to give things in my head more lore.

[lotusyiyen]

[asterinstar]

Y'ALL I WAS CHECKING OUT THE HOUSAMO WIKI PAGE CAUSE I LIKE READING THE NOTES PART IN CHARACTERS PAGE AND I GOT TOO CURIOUS AND CHECKED OUT THE COMMENTS AND WHAT THE FUCK THE COMMENTERS ARE WEIRDOS 😟😟 Y'ALL NEED TO GO TO JAIL ➡👮 BEHIND ACTUAL BARS

[numeg]

Añasco Bakery, Puerto Rico 402, Añasco, Puerto Rico

https://chessacr.id.net

[yemisalauforbalchsprings]

Coffee with a Cop. Get to know your local officers #voiceyourconcerns #police #balchspringstx #cops #👮🏽‍♀️👮👮🏼‍♂️ #bspd #coffeewithacop (at Balch Springs, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm_lzElOq_7/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[bluecollarmcandtf]

Hey babe! Now that I can jump into people's bodies, Im looking for someone you can play around with tn💙 How do u feel about this handsome guy? I found him at the mall

I feel so strong and dominant walking around in this cop! 👮 if you want I can drive his patrol car to your office and give you a police escort home? Or I could just wait 🙄 Id love using this officer's body to scare some sense into those annoying neighbors of ours...

Wow, babe!

You sure know how to turn my day around! My jerk-of-a-boss is making me stay late again! I'd love to rip the uniform off that cop as soon as I get home, but I might be here awhile.

Hmm...

Maybe this lil army boy will change your mind! I pulled him over while wearing that cop, and I literally drooled when I saw him 😜🫡 I ordered him to step out of the vehicle so I could pat him down, and he had to do it! Anyways, I left the cop somewhere on the highway. What do ya think of this new body? I definitely like wearing him...

Wow, babe, just wow! That is one stud of a soldier. I'd love to thank him for his service, but that doesn't change the fact that I've got to finish these files by Monday. Sorry.

Youre gonna work yourself to death babe! But fine 😭 I'll just have to entertain myself tonight. Wonder what that annoying neighbor of ours is up to...

Omg, babe! I just jumped into our neighbor, and he's at work🤯👷

Check out the massive gut on this man! He's such a pig! That wife of his must be a great cook when shes not nagging us about HOA violations! Should I call her as her hubbie and start some drama lol...

Definitely, do not do that!

He may be annoying, but you don't need to end his marriage, babe.

Fine, but can I at least embarrass him in front of his coworkers? This guy could use a real humility check

Do whatever you want with him, babe. I think he could be brought down a peg. Take your time, too! I've got a few more hours left at the office unfortunately.

Ugh! Lemme see if I can change that...

There 😤

I just found that boss of yours and jumped in his body! Now I order you to come up to his office and air all your frustrations with me...

Woah! I'm running!

While I'm up there we're filing some paperwork to give me a raise and more vacation days!

Oh he'll give you everything you want with a sweet little BJ to show his appreciation 🤑👅 just hurry. Your boss is on his knees waiting...

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

Aita for brining up the negative side of being a cop to my friend whose dream job is being a cop?

I (19 x) was talking to my friend (17 she/they) about future careers and hers (after serving in the military for a few years) is to be a cop, I pointed out the negative relationship between cops and the queer community and other minorities along with the fact cops don’t actually have to protect people.

They got upset about this and left the conversation afterwards, I’ve already apologized for upsetting them, but am I the asshole for talking about a real side of the American police force?

For ID purposes 🚔👮

[kittybroker]

This is the tax fraud police and we are here because there’s been reports of a “kitty broker who prices kitties” not paying taxes!! Put your hands up!! 👮👮‍♀️

I pay my taxes! This is lies and slander!

[kumoridoddles]

This does not even deserve a Captain's Log introduction... BECAUSE THIS IS DEAD 💀💀💀 SERIOUS.💢💢😡😡 The inside 👈👈👈and outside👉👉👉 tour I did 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️A FEW MONTHS ago of my house, 🏚️🏚️everyone on the Internet💻💻🖱️🖱️... MY MOTHER🧓🤰 AND MY FATHER👴 ARE ANGRY😤😤😤😠😠 AT ME! THEY'RE BLAMING IT AT ME! IT'S MY FAULT,😢☹️ I ADMIT IT! 😩😩😔 IT'S MY FAULT; I WANT EVERYTHING A-BOUT MY HOUSE🏚️🏚️ OFF!🙅🙅🙅📴📴 THE!❓❓❓❓ INTERNET!💻💻💻🖱️🖱️ I'll send in detectives!🕵️🕵️🕵️ I'll send in police! 👮👮👮I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY POWER!💥💥😠😠 So yeah,💬💬 please,🙏😩🙏 get everything off🙅❌❌ the Internet... Now, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW!😤😤😤😠😠💯💯💯💯 Curse the trolls, 👹👹😈peace ✌️✌️to everyone else.

[aimeedaisies]

The Princess Royal’s Official Engagements in May 2024

01/05 On behalf of The King, held an Investiture at Buckingham Palace. 🎖️

As President of the City and Guilds of London Institute, attended The Princess Royal Training Awards Alumni Skills Summit at Guildhall. 🏆

With Sir Tim As Patron of the Whitley Fund for Nature, attended the Annual Whitley Awards Ceremony at the Royal Geographical Society. 🦋

02/05 With Sir Tim Named a Great Western Railway Intercity Express Train ‘HRH The Princess Royal’ at Paddington Railway Station. 🚉

Unofficial With Sir Tim Attended day two of the Royal Windsor Horse Show. 🐎

03/05 With Sir Tim Departed the UK from Stansted Airport for Canada and arrived at Vancouver International Airport

HRH, as Commodore-in-Chief of the Royal Canadian Navy (Pacific Fleet), with Sir Tim, carried out engagements in Vancouver;

Attended the Commissioning Ceremony for HMCS MAX BERNAYS at North Vancouver Burrard Drydock, before attending a Reception onboard. ⛴️ 🇨🇦

Attended a Dinner onboard HMCS MAX BERNAYS at sea. 🍽️

04/05 HRH, as Commodore-in-Chief of the Royal Canadian Navy (Pacific Fleet), with Sir Tim, carried out engagements in Victoria;

Toured HMCS Max Bernays at sea. 🌊

Visited Esquimalt Military Family Resource Centre at the Canadian Forces Base Esquimalt. 👪🪖

As President of the Commonwealth War Graves Commission, visited God’s Acre Cemetery and laid a wreath at the Memorial. 🌹

Visited the Maritime Museum of British Columbia Archive. 📜⚓️

Her Royal Highness afterwards visited Fed Urban Agriculture Society Urban Farm, 395 Harbour Road. 🌾

Attended a Reception given by the Lieutenant Governor of British Columbia (the Hon Janet Austin) at Government House. 🥂

Attended a Dinner given by the Lieutenant Governor of British Columbia at Government House. 🍽️

05/05 HRH, as Commodore-in-Chief of the Royal Canadian Navy (Pacific Fleet), with Sir Tim, carried out engagements in Victoria;

Visited Government House Gardens. 🪴⛲️

Attended the Battle of the Atlantic Memorial Parade at the Parliament Building and laid a wreath at the Cenotaph before taking the salute at the march past of Canadian Armed Forces Veterans, Serving Personnel and Cadets. 🫡

Attended a Royal Victoria Yacht Club Youth Dinghy Regatta. 🛥️

As Patron of the Canadian Therapeutic Riding Association, visited Victoria Therapeutic Riding Association. 🐎

Departed Vancouver International Airport for the United Kingdom. 🇨🇦✈️🇬🇧

06/05 Arrived at Heathrow Airport from Canada 🇨🇦✈️🇬🇧

08/05 Hosted a garden party at Buckingham Palace alongside The King and Queen, The Duke and Duchess of Edinburgh and The Duke and Duchess of Gloucester. 🍃☀️🪴

As Patron of the Woolf Institute, attended a Reception, followed by a Dinner, to launch the Randeree End of Life Programme. 🥂🍽️

09/05 As Patron of the Royal Navy and Royal Marines Charity, visited the Headquarters at HMS Excellent in Portsmouth. ⚓️

As Patron of the Women’s Royal Naval Service Benevolent Trust, attended the Annual Presentation and Reception at the National Museum of the Royal Navy. 🏛️

As Patron of the Association of Wrens, opened the new Headquarters Building at Lanyard House, HM Naval Base. 🫡

With Sir Tim As Patron of the National Museum of the Royal Navy, visited the HMS Victory Conservation Project at HM Naval Base ⚓️

With Sir Tim As Patron of the National Museum of the Royal Navy, attended the HMS Victory Conservation Project Dinner onboard HMS Victory at HM Naval Base. ⚓️🍽️

10/05 As Patron of Catch22, visited Greater Manchester Victims’ Services at Greater Manchester Police Headquarters. 👮

Visited the East Manchester Community Boat Project at Portland Basin Museum Marina in Ashton-Under-Lyne to mark its 30th Anniversary. 🛥️🎂

11/05 unofficial With Sir Tim Went to Badminton Horse Trials to cheer on Zara Tindall in her Cross Country stage of the three day event. 🏇🏼

13/05 Visited Stonehaven Open Air Swimming Pool to mark its 90th Anniversary. 🏊‍♀️🍾🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

As Admiral of the Sea Cadet Corps and Marine Society and Sea Cadets, opened Stonehaven and District New Headquarters. ⚓️🫡 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

14/05 With Sir Tim As Patron of the United Kingdom Sailing Academy held a Founders’ Club Luncheon at St James’s Palace. ⛵️

As Chancellor of the University of London, attended the King’s Centre for Military Health Research Conference. 👩‍⚕️

With Sir Tim As Patron of the Wellington Trust, attended a Dinner onboard HMS WELLINGTON (mto mark the Ship’s Ninetieth Anniversary. ⚓️🥂

15/05 As Court Member of the Fishmongers’ Company, visited Glenarm Organic Salmon Fish Farm, off Glenarm Harbour in Ballymena. 🍣🚤

As Court Member of the Fishmongers’ Company, attended a Luncheon at Glenarm Castle. 🐟🍽️🏰

16/05 As Royal Patron of the National Coastwatch Institution, visited Bembridge Station, followed by a Reception at Brading Haven Yacht Club in Ryde, Isle of Wight. 🔍🌊

As President, Royal Yachting Association, opened the Sea View Yacht Club's Training Centre in Seaview, Isle of Wight. 🛥️

17/05 With Sir Tim Hosted the annual Not Forgotten Association garden party at Buckingham Palace. 🫖🍰☀️

20/05 unofficial Departed from RAF Brize Norton for Norway and landed at Oslo Gardermoen Airport. 🇬🇧✈️🇳🇴

21/05 As Patron of the Anglo-Norwegian Resistance Commemoration Project, visited the Norwegian Industrial Workers Museum in Vemork, Norway. 🔨⚙️🇳🇴

As Patron of the Anglo-Norwegian Resistance Commemoration Project, received a briefing on the sinking of DF Hydro at Mael Station in Telemark, Norway. 🏭🇳🇴

Attended a Reception given by His Majesty’s Ambassador to the Kingdom of Norway at the Residence in Oslo. 🥂🇳🇴🇬🇧

22/05 As President of the Commonwealth War Graves Commission, visited Vestre Gravlund Cemetery and laid a wreath on the memorial. 🪦

As Patron of the Anglo-Norwegian Resistance Commemoration Project, visited the Linge Club and attended a Reception at Akershus Fortress, Oslo. 🇳🇴🇬🇧

As Patron of the Anglo-Norwegian Resistance Commemoration Project, visited the Norwegian Shipowners’ Mutual War Risks Insurance Association. 🪖🇳🇴

As Patron of the Anglo-Norwegian Resistance Commemoration Project, with The Crown Prince of Norway, visited the Norwegian Resistance Museum, Akershus Fortress. 🏰 🇳🇴

unofficial Departed from Oslo Gardermoen Airport and landed at RAF Brize Norton . 🇬🇧✈️🇳🇴

23/05 As Patron of the Hornet Services Sailing Club, visited the club for their 60th anniversary. ⛵️🎂

Opened the Army Sailing Association Offshore Centre in Gosport. ⛵️

With Sir Tim & Duke of Kent Held a Garden Party at Buckingham Palace to celebrate the Royal National Lifeboat Institution's 200th anniversary. 🛟☕️

With Sir Tim Visited the Royal Horticultural Society Chelsea Flower Show at the Royal Hospital Chelsea. 🌸🌺🌼💐

24/05 Opened the Admiral Lord Cochrane Room at the Royal United Services Institute in Whitehall, London. 🔐

Sometime in May unofficial Sir Tim, as Chair of Trustees, attended the Science Museum Groups annual dinner

Total official engagements for Anne in May: 53

2024 total so far: 224

Total official engagements accompanied by Tim in May: 23

2024 total so far: 55

FYI - due to certain royal family members being off ill/in recovery I won't be posting everyone's engagement counts out of respect, I am continuing to count them and release the totals at the end of the year.

[sourcreammachine]

LOONY PARTY MANICFESTO 2024 SUMMARY

[not a pejorative, party founder Screaming Lord Sutch was himself bipolar]

tdlr: “we are fighting this election on the basis of CHANGE… LOOSE CHANGE as this is all we’ll have left under a labour/conservative government”

💷ECONOMY

reduce taxes to 5%

get rid of value-added tax as it adds no value

ban the tipping of flies

convert number 10 and number 11 into a hairdressers called Government Cuts

abolish stamp duty because stamps are too expensive

fit airbags to the stock exchange, ready for the next crash

halve dole queues by making jobseekers stand two-by-two

improve quitters’ self-esteem by encouraging them not to start in the first place

🏥PUBLIC SERVICES

employ 80.00 teachers, police officers and nhs staff

reduce pregnancy from nine to seven months

reduce hospital waiting lists by using a smaller font

reduce class sizes by shrinking desks and making students sit closer together

glue unruly pupils together because if you can’t beat them, join them

give pensioners an ice lolly allowance when temperatures exceed 70°

🏠HOUSING

build five million new homes

aid “levelling up” by providing free spirit levels

🚄TRANSPORT

fill five million potholes

introduce an ROT to make sure all roads are carworthy

fit vehicles with a bungy rope to save fuel on the return journey

save money on paint by painting double-yellow lines where you CAN park rather than where you can’t

create the world’s biggest carwash by punching holes in the channel tunnel

👮FORCE

send all MPs who misbehave to rwanda

reduce net migration by making sure all nets are secured firmly to the ground

make terrorists wear little bells so we know where they are

replace border guards with GP receptionists to stop anyone getting in

introduce a court of human lefts

reduce prison overcrowding by releasing innocent prisoners

oppose capital punishment as it is not fair to londoners

🌱CLIMATE

wind farms to be constructed across the country where all will be encouraged to break wind

get more green cars on the road, with politicians having fluorescent green so everyone can see them coming

paint the grey squirrels red

greyhound racing will be banned to stop the country going to the dogs

puddles deeper than 7cm will be marked with a plastic duck

🗳️DEMOCRACY

MPs will have to sit in stocks during surgeries while constituents throw custard pies at them. companies to be encouraged to design new stocks, to be sold at the stock exchange

introduce a “cooling-off period” to allow voters to change their mind

replace the foreign secretary with a UK one

[garbage--account]

⚡️IE nation legislation update⚡️:

Before the redaction of the first ever constitution by our future ruler, here are the laws that are currently in effect for all citizens. Those can be deleted or modified once the rightful ruler of our nation is elected :

1# IE nation's juridical state is meme. Therefore, it is every citizen's duty to make it as big as possible 📈

1#bis not exclusively limited to tumblr

2# if questionned, a citizen must act as if it not a meme so people think it is real.

2#bis context isn't mandatory to explain

2#ter if it gets too serious or too first degree, the citizen is allowed to explain this is a meme.

3# every citizen is allowed to grant citizenship to their mutuals. To do so, those who wanna obtain citizenship must reblog a post about IE nation. The citizen who proposed their mutuals must reply with the 🪪 to make them officially a citizen.

3#bis no one must be forced to get the citizenship.

4# Are allowed to rule the country 🫅:

Citizens

Ocs

Fictional characters

An animal/mascot

A meme

(Rp is basically allowed)

4#bis must be elected by the people to be able to be our rightful ruler. A candidate cannot apply twice.

5# our ruler must govern with his/her consort, who is the prime minister, the first lady/queen/empress, the representant on the behalf of the ruler if absent, and the substitute in case the ruler is not able to rule anymore.

5#bis (A consort can be of any gender btw). Are allowed to be consort ����:

A citizen

An oc

A fictional character

An animal/mascot

A meme

5#ter if the consort ever becomes the ruler, he/she must choose their own consort.

6# online unemployement is forbidden in IE nation 🥶. Every citizen must find a professional activity within the fandom (and notify it for the citizen registration).

6#bis Can be considered as a citizen's professional activity, but not limited to :

Sugar daddy/baby 💰

Candidate/ruler/consort 🫅🤴👸

Sakka kid's therapist

Oc producer

Shipping manager 👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩💑

Headcannon craftman

Anime mom/dad

Y/N

Meme lord

Fanartist

Fanfiction novelist 📚

Match commentator

Reporter/journalist/press 📸📺📹🗞 (for IE nation news)

Overanalyst

Time traveling drug dealer 💊🐻

Sakka cult leader/cultist 🧘‍♀️

Intergalactic trafficker 👽

Sakka criminal (kageyama emoji)

IE nation historian 👨‍🏫

Referee 🧍‍♂️

Sakka police 👮‍♂️👮‍♀️👮

Dead inside 🧟

Evil scientist/tech/CEO/etc.

6#ter However, having a job doesn't mean having to be productive 😴

7# all citizen must serve, in a slay kind of way 💅

8# your citizen ID is also your driving license 🚙

[sw1tchbackli]

It's going to be in the 90s 🥵☀️ all week. Don't. Take. Your. Pet.

Your pet is always safer at home rather than in a hot car while you run errands, even if it's just a few minutes.

According to the American Veterinary Medical Association, the heat in a car can rise by:

🌡20 degrees in just 10 minutes

🌡30 degrees in 20 minutes

🌡40 degrees in an hour

And guess what? Cracking the windows doesn't help 😱.

If you see a dog 🐶 in a hot car, get help. Notify the business where the car is parked so they can assist in finding the dog's owner. Provide them with the car's make, model, and license plate number. If the owner can't be found, contact the police 👮 and wait nearby for them to arrive. And break the car window if you see that the dog has fainted or isn’t reacting to you tapping on the glass 🙏🏻

[thoughtcascades]

HORNY POLICE 👮 🚨🚨🚨‼️