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Hello and Cześć to the Polish community out there! 🙋🏼♀️🇲🇨
I just wanted to ask if there may be some/ someone of you out there who would like to have a little language exchange or who might be willing to help me with some questions about my learning the Polish language?
I genuinely love learning it but I sometimes have questions about the things we are learning or I'm not sure about a pronunciation. Would you kindly like to support me in this? I would so much appreciate it. Thank you! 💚 Dziękuję bardzo!
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The biggest L our country ever took was getting rid of syllabic consonants, the Czechs had the right idea with holding on to them
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Czy mamy tutaj jakichkolwiek Polaków? Jestem ciekawa bo tak sobie myślałam ze jeśli tak to może zacznę tłumaczyć swoje historyjki na język polski.
[eng] Do we have any Poles here ? I’m curious because I’ve been thinking that, if so, I could potentially translate some of my stories/works into Polish.
- Mod Rozalia
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Apel do użytkowników języka polskiego!
*English below*
Drodzy, jeśli jesteście niebinarni płciowo lub znacie kogoś, kto jest i używa języka polskiego, to zainteresujcie się spisem
My dearest, if you know someone who speaks polish and identifies as nonbinary, I would love you to share this post with them!
Dziękuję! / Thank you!
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Very much not sorry, SYLD, autism and Polish teachers in family make me do things.
1. No idea how this is called in English.
Kot — cat. Kotek — little cat. Kocię — very little cat. Kociątko — even more little cat.
2. Evolution.
Proto—Indo—European: mèrtis
Polish now: śmierć
If you listen closely these words do sound similiar but look at the spelling.
3. Devilish phonology
You think you know phonetic alphabet? Loser. This is ,,w Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie" (,,In Szczebrzeszyn a beetle buzzes in the field):
And this is How I Unleashed The World War II. Polish prisoner pretends to be named Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz in order to thwart the Nazi officer who has to keep track of prisoners’ identities.
4. Double negatives
English: I want nothing
Polish: Niczego nie chcę (I don't want nothing)
5. Swearing
Pierdolić. Such a beautiful word. Pierdolić — to fuck. Przypierdolić — to hit someone intensively. Spierdolić — to fuck up, to run away. Zapierdolić — to steal. There are more.
(Funfact: the word ,,pieprzyć" means ,,to fuck" but also to add pepper.)
6. Idioms
,,Thinking of blue almonds" — daydreaming
,,Not my circus, not my monkeys" — not my problem
,,Flies up your nose" — to be in bad mood
,,Go stuff yourself with hay" — go away
,,Once in a Russian year" — reffering to something that hardly ever happens
,,Elephant stomped on your ear" — you are tone deaf
7. Onomatopeas
English pig: Oink! Oink!
Polish pig: Chrum! Chrum! 👹👹👹👹👹
Why. Just why.
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Sometimes the Youtube algorithm does recommend things I want, actually.
He translated it: Życie jest bez sensu i wszyscy zginiemy
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"Kim on jest?"
"Iluzjonista z Nilfgaardu, czarownik w bieli, błazen przy tronie imperatora"
"Krótko mówiąc?"
"Oj to jest Ksander"
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