#polypare

[bikimdokja]

honestly forgot I made this bc it flopped on twitter… sighhh

take a silly little ayachisahina post

[throuplesdating]

For a polyamorous dynamic to be successful, all partners must communicate clearly about their desires, fears, insecurities, boundaries, and needs.

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[lara-prisma-avm-ask-blog]

PolyParents AU: How are Martin and Enna doing? Do they get along alright?

Green:"They are already well rounded! And yes, they are getting along!^-^"

[oatmealcrisp-freak]

matsuzaki and mrs. kaidou might have to fight over kurumi :[ OR they all three have a very happy relationship <3

the real molotow endgame tbh - polyparents

[vesicelestial]

we've noticed a bit of a gap where polyamory is kind of weird for people in poly relationships who consider themselves loveless and others, but polygamy is a word that describes a more specific dynamic. so we're proposing the two following things:

- monopartnering and polypartnering, shortened to monopar and polypar

- monorel and polyrel, for relationship (could be lengthened to -relational though this wasn't what I originally thought of)

please feel free to share your thoughts! neither of these are at all final terms

[goatboard]

OH POLYGLOW IS GOOD AND V V UNDERRATED THERE SHOULD BE MORE CONTENT W/ THEM

IKR?? THE LAST TIME I CHECKED THERE WAS ONLY ONE CHATFIC WITH THEM

[incorrect-strq-quotes]

Raven: So I've been trying to be more romantic in the bedroom but I can't think of anything that would work. Summer: Oooh have you tried scattering rose petals? Real romantic.

Later that night

Tai: Raven why is Summer tied to the bed?

[lordshaxxion]

All for Vigil!!

all under a cut c:

Where were you rezzed?

“In a snow drift somewhere in a forest. Still don’t know exactly where, but I think it was somewhere deep in the EDZ. Warden won’t tell me, I think he knows exactly where but he refuses to tell. Either way, being born in a snow drift meant that I’m practically immune to the cold.”

How long ago was it?

“Oh, nearly two-thousand years ago now I think.”

Did you have anything in your pockets?

“Not that I can recall-”

“You had a photograph of a family in your pocket.”

“Ah, yes, now I remember. It was an old and worn photo of what I’m assuming was my family in my first life.”

What was your first week alive like?

“Hell. I spent much of it just trying to find a way out of the forest I was in. At least I was fortunate and didn’t succumb to the cold at any point, but starvation and exhaustion was a problem until I found the first village in days and for miles around.”

How did you react to your new role as a Guardian?

“The title of Guardian doesn’t mean anything to me, perhaps even less now than it did a century ago when it came about. I’m just here to do my duty and nothing less.”

Do you have any regrets?

“Too many to regale you with. I don’t think even a Guardian would live long enough to hear them all.”

How did you get your name?

“I believe my Ghost named me.”

“Nope, you named yourself in a way. Your determination to fight through the cold to civilisation, the way you protected every village you had to go to. I think at some point the people described your actions as nothing but vigilance, and you took it from that point.”

“I don’t remember that.”

“You wouldn’t, this was within the first year of your life.”

Does your Ghost have a name?

“He’s called Warden.”

What is your Ghost like?

“He’s steadfast and very brave, keeps me focused often and always lets me know when I have meetings and such. I don’t know where I’d be without him.”

“Dead, probably.”

“He’s a smartass, too.”

How do you feel about the Last City and the Vanguard?

“The Last City is my home and I will protect it with everything I have at my disposal. The Vanguard... they’re something. It’s never been perfected, and fortunately never claimed to be, but even less after Cayde passed. They do their best, though. Always have.”

What’s your favourite place to go?

“Just for a stroll through the City, on the few days off I take. Or into the mountains or forests around the City.”

Do you participate in strikes or the Crucible?

“Crucible, but only on rare occasions and sometimes Crimson Days with my husband and partner. It’s quite amusing to hear Guardians freaking out at the Speaker and his bodyguard causing havoc in the Crucible.”

How do you celebrate the holidays?

“With my partners, Hakim and Null. Occasionally Guardian, when they come home to the Tower.”

Hakim, Null and Guardian belong to @autobotrose

Who is your favourite NPC and who is your least favourite?

“Well considering I’m married to him, the Speaker is my favourite. Osiris can go suck my-”

“AHEM.”

Where do you sleep/call home?

“My apartment in the Tower, of course.”

Do you have any pets or companions?

“Not particularly.”

Does anyone live with you?

“My partners. Vencel did, until a few years ago. Now Guardian comes and goes as they please.”

How do you unwind or comfort yourself?

“I prefer to sit myself in my armchair in the evenings and work on one of the many crochet projects I have going. Alternatively I’ll read, or just spend it cuddling Hakim and Null.”

What would truly break you?

“Losing all I love. Not being able to protect Hakim, like I’m supposed to do given it’s been my job for the past eight centuries - perhaps even longer.”

Most embarrassing moment?

“....”

“He won’t say it, so I will. The time he, Null and Hakim thought they were all hard-nails and tried to brave a haunted house together. Oh, and let’s not forget the time Vigil ran screaming through the Haunted Forest with Guardian and Null.”

“Hey that was a great time-”

“Vigil, you called the Nightmare a cunt.”

“Yes, yes I did do that.”

“You yeeted Guardian across the Forest.”

“That too.”

“And as good as picked Null and Guardian up and charged to the finish with them, only to fall through the floor.”

“Also that.”

Any cherished memories?

“The day I met Hakim, the day I met Null. When Vencel was born-”

“- he cried so hard that day-”

“-and when I asked Hakim and Null to marry me.”

What was your highest and/or lowest point?

“Our wedding day, of course. Lowest point was the Red War as a whole. I wasn’t myself during it, or even afterwards. It really got to me that I failed to protect the Speaker, that Ghaul had managed to kidnap him. Null can tell you just how much of a wreck I was around the Farm for the longest time.”

Views on the enemy races?

“They’re all a pain in the ass. The Fallen are the ones I perhaps feel most sorry for.”

Which enemy race is your most/least favourite?

“I can deal with the Fallen and I’ve ripped apart more than my fair share of Cabal, but Vex and Taken? Now the concepts of what they are, that’s beyond my intelligence.”

What’s your role in a fireteam? (Tank, support, buff/healer, comic relief? Or are you the dead weight?)

“Tank.”

“Seriously, the amount of walls he’s come crashing through is tremendous. Plus, my Guardian can take an inhuman amount of hits from enemy forces. I’m pretty sure he’s not human, outside of the whole Lightbearer thing.”

Do you have any mentors/mentees?

“No and no. While I train my Guard well, I do not consider them my mentees.”

What is your favourite weapon type/favourite weapon?

“Thunderlord.”

“Pfft, more like fists.”

“Thanks, Warden.”

Do you play Gambit?

“Absolutely not.”

How do you feel about the Drifter?

“I don’t trust him and if I were able to without causing my husband some distress, I would have yeeted his ass off the damn Tower by now. I don’t care for the sob-story he’s selling susceptible Guardians, he needs to be gone now.”

If you could be any class/subclass (not just your own), what would you be and why?

“... I’ve always envied how Hakim is able to float like he does...”

What are your thoughts on the Nine?

“I don’t know enough about them to make a fully accurate judgement, but I know that I don’t trust them.”

Any secret crushes or relationships we need to know about?

“I hardly make my relationship with Hakim and Null a secret.”

“Well you used to have a massive crush on Saint-”

“Shut up, Warden.”

Does your Ghost approve, or haven’t you told them?

“He approves, and gets along very well with Vega and Redwood. Even if all three of them like to swap embarrassing stories at times.”

You’re about to go off-planet on assignment, and will only be able to eat protein rations and food gel for a month. What’s your last meal?

“Anything Null or Hakim has made.”

If you could take over any NPC’s job, who would it be and why?

“I don’t know that there really is a job I’d like to take over, I’m content with being head of the Speaker’s Guard and his bodyguard.”

What is the most beautiful sight you’ve seen?

“Watching Hakim roll over in bed and scrunch his face up at the sunlight peeking through the blinds. When Ven was still a baby and would make little ‘ababah’ noises at everything and everyone. When Null showed us their Void form for the first time.”

Do you have a favourite colour?

“.... Neutral whites and greys. Blue is good.”

Show us your favourite outfit!

“I don’t have a fashion taste, let alone a favourite outfit. Hakim... practically picks everything out for me, my fashion taste is that nonexistent.”

What’s your favourite shader?

“I’m not sure yet. Like I said, no fashion taste and this extends to not knowing what colours go well together.”

If you could make a wish to an Ahamkara for anything - no strings attached - what would you wish for?

“To save those infants I failed to during the Dark Age. So many little motes of Light lost to mere illness...”

[wibblywobblydragonywagonystuff]

Not to start any drama™️ but I find it hysterical that poly parents has always been considered a crack ship to people and it’s still more likely to become canon than the Qrow-is-Ruby’s-father-theory. Thank you, RT!!

[incorrectpokemongoquotes]

I know it was like 5 billion years ago when you were asking for a parent name for non-binary Blanche for polyparents au, but I just came across this thing where a non-binary parent was passing out papers to their kid's teachers explaining what to call them They are their 'ren' (from pa-ren-t) and the kid calls them 'renny'.

That’s actually adorable, and I think I like that heat as a thing to call Blanche.

[transjess]

wait a second. my polyparenting pre-series au means that jimmy novak is taken as a vessel much earlier (how long do the first 3 seasons span?) and with much more urgency. castiel needs a vessel quickly to destroy the nephilim child, and we know that jimmy experiences what castiel experiences + has some level of internal communication with castiel - castiel doesn’t tell jimmy why a vessel is needed, just that it is to enact the will of heaven.

jimmy finds out, inevitably, that castiel’s mission is to kill the mother before the nephilim is born - becuz castiel, at this point, has not been instructed to convince her to abort the child. heaven doesn’t care how the child is destroyed only that it Is. jimmy is a father himself, is appalled, tries to appeal to castiel (who has doubts about the mission, who intends to convince her rather than kill her but will do whatever is necessary) but castiel is resolute in his knowledge that a nephilim is an abomination and a danger, especially when this nephilim will be a child of lucifer.

and then jack reaches out to him, and castiel can’t help but disobey, and he has no idea how to care for a human child - in this verse jack grows faster than a normal child, but castiel still has to look after a baby and then a toddler for almost 4 months by himself while defending them both from the wrath of heaven AND hell.

jimmy is the only one with even a little knowledge about how to care for a child, and he’s been ripped from his family to become castiel’s vessel, can’t look after claire and watch her grow and help her with her homework and all those little things he desperately wishes he could do. he may not be able to be a father to her, but he can help castiel be a father to jack, if nothing else.

[rwby-party]

I used to really love the “Qrow is Ruby’s actual dad” theory but the more I see it the more I just... hate it tbh. 

This isn't’ to hate on people who do like the theory AT ALL (which is why this is untagged and under a “keep reading” line.) but I just hate how nearly every moment of affection shared between Ruby and Qrow is a “Father loves his daughter” moment. 

What I mean is, I saw a post about the theory that basically said that the worry Qrow had after catching Ruby from the mech’s arm was “only the love a father has for his daughter.” and it just irks me. 

I guess, in a similar vein of “why can’t *popular ship* be just friends”, why can’t they have the relation the canon set out? Why does his worry for his loved one have to be a “father’s” worry?

I mean, I get it. There’s evidence for it.

Ruby’s heavily inspired by him design wise. Hell, she even has his windswept hair now. 

He spends inarguably more time with Ruby than Tai does. Especially considering that every other member of team RWBY spent time with their respective dads during Volume 4, for better or worse, it’s fishy that she spent time with him and not Tai.  “You don’t want the burden of my name.” could refer to him leaving Summer/Ruby. 

I just hate the thought of the love between them “””having”””” to be a father daughter love. I just feel like it adds so much more to the story to leave it the way it is. 

I like the idea of him just being a “good” (cuz we know Qrow’s definitely problematic) influence in her life the way it is.

Also yeah, when you outright ignore what the creators have said about the series, literally anything is canon, lol. which is fun. And creators have lied to their audience before, but like.

I feel like Qrow being Ruby’s dad brings almost nothing to the table. It brings something, obviously, but like, what I mean is that it doesn’t bring enough worth lying about it. 

Spoilers for Steven Universe, but when the crewniverse lied about Rose Quartz being Pink Diamond, it was because it was a hugely SIGNIFICANT plot point in the show. It changed almost EVERYTHING.

Qrow being Ruby’s dad wouldn’t be some huge plot point. It’d just be a surprise that was kept for seemingly no reason other than to be a surprise.  (Granted, RWBY’s pretty good at this sort of thing I feel like, with the moon and the silver eyes being examples LMFAO.) I’m all for adding development that doesn’t advance the plot, but I just don’t think it’d be a good thing.

It’d turn out that Yang and Ruby are actually blood related first cousins and not half sisters. Maybe Qrow felt that Tai would be a better dad for her with his bad luck semblance and wanted to stay out of her life, but why stay on the sidelines as an uncle? I understanding wanting to see her and spend time with her anyway, but doesn’t that seem risky and counterproductive to the point of staying out of her life? Why tell some random stranger that’s attacking Ruby to “leave my niece alone” if he really doesn’t want to get involved in her life? Why be as involved as he is in her life if he wanted to stay away? I get that it’d be more than likely because he wanted to be in her life anyway, but still. Why be an important figure in her life when you were specifically looking to NOT be an important figure in her life.

Why would Tai lie about it either? He never lied to Yang about Raven. At her age, he could’ve easily said that Summer was her mother to make things easier on her.  He went out of his way to do his best to paint her as a good person and not be bitter about it all, despite having obvious tense feelings. (Which I guess, is a lie, but you get my point.) Besides Qrow trying to stay out of her life and failing, and the possibility of Summer leaving him for Tai or cheating on Tai with him (or polyparents), I just don’t think it adds to the story. Yang and Ruby being cousins instead of sisters would just be... weird. They’d obviously still view each other as sisters and that wouldn’t change, but yeah. Painting them as sisters for 6+ volumes just to turn it around would be weird. Her relationship with Tai would possibly change from there, but she would still view him as her dad too. She’d still have that view of Qrow as her Uncle as well. Would it change anything besides add tension between them? 

I’m much more happy and interested in him being her uncle, and Ruby and Yang being half sisters . I think it brings more to the table than her being her dad. I love the love Yang and Ruby have as half siblings and the Love Qrow and Ruby have as Uncle and niece despite the fact Qrow isn’t blood related to Ruby more than I would love/like the idea of Qrow being Ruby’s dad

[saintdollyparton]

Polyparent here! Got a job interview tomorrow via Skype, and gf's gonna come over to watch the baby while I'm talking to people. I'm super conflicted. On the one hand, this job is PERFECT for advancing my career. And since i got laid off, I really need a job ASAP that will pay at least what I was making, which will be hard to find locally. But on the other hand, this job would require relocating. Husband would have to job hunt in new place and we'd be long-distance with our girlfriends.

I really want to get this job offer, if for no other reason than it validates my professional skills (I mean, yeah, I know I'm good, but most of my experience is working for my parents' company). But if I get the job offer, then Husband and I have to decide whether or not I should take it. And I'm pretty sure the salary offer will be too good to turn down.

GOOD LUCK! I hope it all goes well for you, whichever decision you make. :)

[melongumi]

total off-topic but who else is a sucker for summer/raven