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[taavisplushies]

so true

[matchstickman38]

Bones McCoy

[raptorbyte]

[arsenic-armageddonsblog]

Y/N's bf cheating on her and she fucks Michael as revenge?

Y/N tells Michael about the bf and the infidelity. He's had a thing for her for quite some time and sees this as an opportunity to finally make his move.

Y/N sobs on Michael's shoulder, but doesn't notice him guiding her hand towards his 🐓 that's hard as a brick. Her eyes widen at his size and feels her 😺 getting wet immediately.

She gets the hint and an evil smile spreads across her face. Her bf needs to learn a lesson, so what better way in doing so than having the raunchiest sex she ever had?

And maybe she's recorded all this and sent it to her bf as a final "F**k you!" 😩👌🫥

[newwavesylviaplath]

just to add perspective

[doddsmountain]

Hear me out, okay? A vision struck me.

[oddlyhale]

I was bored and wanted a short haired Weiss.

[quoth-the-goblin-nevermore]

I remembered I have free will

[redhalmao]

Headcanon: Bernard and his relationship with Ferris Bueller's Day off.

I just think much of Bernard's highschool personality could be described as slightly toned (a bit more socially nervous/more popular obsessed) down version of Ferris Bueller. At least that's what I think it is because it has been a while since I have watched that movie.

Anyway, that train of thought lead me to think of how Bernard would totally would watch that movie in middle school and think it's the coolest shit ever. Especially when it's like his father's favorite movie as teenager.

(I know so many white collar/conservatives people from the 80's loving that movie.)

Historically speaking the 80's is when the corporate office jobs are in the rise (aka the rise of conformity) and progressive ideas that were built in the 60's and 70's started to die down.

I can totally see Bernard's father clinging on to conservative cultural shift and having that movie as some sort of nostalgia. At the same time I can see Bernard picking up on that fact thus using 80's movies as a way to bond with his father. Although Bernard would also use that time to remind himself how disgusted or disappointed if his father actually knew who he was.

The only time Bernard feels like he is making his father proud is being that cool American boy from the 80's. So Bernard talks about social cliques and being obsessed with girls. (Especially with the unattainable girls.) The only time he lets himself shine is when he recites these little theories of the myths/rumors of Batman rabbit holes that he would find in the internet, but only with those he feels close and comfortable with like Tim and Darla. Although a small part of him itches to join with his mother with the cooking instead of drinking beer with his father or when he hangs out with Tim and he wants to hold Tim's hand.

The persona worked for a while, until Louis E. Grieve Memorial High School shooting and the death of Darla happened.

It shook Bernard to his core and he had to hastily picked up and glued his Ferris Bueller persona back together. Lucky he pick it back together just in time for Darla's funeral, but Tim wasn't there and the burn of his father's stare reminded him he couldn't cry.

Bernard tries to forget that he lost his friends, Tim and the perfect American dream of a highschool experience with them. Throughout his remaining school years of his new private school, he is a little bit jumpy.

It shatters again when Darla comes back a completely different person and a new name.

I think at this point Bernard would be so tired about his persona because he is acting for so long and it is draining.

Darla coming back as Laura is like the slap in the face of everything he lost and as he tried to have her stick around by joking to be her manger, she leaves him again.

So at that point Bernard says fuck it and destroys his Ferris Bueller persona along with his father's love, car and sanity with it.

[taavisplushies]

CHIHIRO AUTISM CONFIRMED⁉️👍

[matchstickman38]

Sisko at the Disco

[xiazats-mind]

Has this done before?

[weirdwriter69]

MC: Slay, King! Jean: 

Charles: Mission Accomplished 

[theprophetssong]

Eda's out here collecting all the traumatized kids

Good for her :)

[squorttle-pox]