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iwasbored777 · 10 months
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This clip is finally out and I'm crying over Peppy's reaction when he thought that Branch is gonna ask Poppy to marry him look at his face behind Poppy I swear if she said no he would've said yes instead of her he looked so shocked when he realized that this isn't what Branch was gonna say 😂
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gentlebeardsbarngrill · 9 months
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Free Rhys Darby ASMR Sources
So @hang-on-lil-tomato got me thinking with their post about Stede Story Time, I did all this research into all the Rhys Darby works and I realised I should probably compile it in case other folks are looking for the same things.
So yeah, I mean, Rhys doesn't do audio books as of yet, but man would that be amazing if he did. So for those of you who want to hear some good 'ol Rhys Darby voice, here's some sources. Please feel free to message me if you have more. ! I'd love to add them, and I'll tag ya :D
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Rhys Darby as Stede Bonnet Youtube Compilations
Stede say'd Ed for a full Minute by justagaycatboy
Stede Bonnet being a bitch for 4 + mins by Rae Hamilton-Vargo
Stede Bonnet being the crew's dad for almost 4 minutes by grim weaper
Stede Bonnet screaming for 2 minutes 15 seconds by "Our Flag Means Death"
Stede Bonnet cursing for almost a whole minute by Murder Turtle
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TV or Mini Series
Rhys Darby in Japan (Freevee on Amazon)
So as someone who lived in Japan for a bit, this series is really really fun. It's awkward, and funny and it's almost all Rhys Darby as he's narrating and living the whole damn thing. There are quotes from this show that I use in my every day life, I love it so much.
Short Poppies (Freevee on Amazon)
Considering most of the characters in this show are in fact Rhys Darby, it's a great way to hear his very colourful range. I haven't seen all the episodes, but I find it quite endearing.
Intrepid Journeys (Rwanda) (Youtube/nzonscreen.com)
Ty @hang-on-lil-tomato and @meanmisscharles for this recommendation! I haven't watched it yet but here's the description:
"This Intrepid Journey sees comedian Rhys Darby taking an OE to the landlocked African country of Rwanda. Darby makes a bunch of friends in the markets of capital city Kigali, then heads on a jungle adventure. Far from the New York office of his Flight of the Conchords character Murray, he searches for critically endangered mountain gorillas. Darby is guided by François — a personable and entertaining park ranger, fluent in primate dialect — whose aping gives Darby a run for his money in gorilla impersonation. Darby is quietened by a sombre genocide memorial, and a 200 kilogram silverback."
Stand up
These are pretty self explanatory, wanna hear Rhys Darby talk for an hour or so? Stand ups the way to do it, all the voices you could want and no one interrupting him.
Rhys Darby I'm A Fighter Jet Rhys Darby: This Way Spaceship It's Rhys Darby Night Mystic Timebird
Youtube Shorts/Channels
Rhys' Youtube Channel featuring stand up shorts, sketches, Rhys' playing games and other fun stuff like "The Alone Rangers". All stuff I have to dive into, thanks again @hang-on-lil-tomato!
Movies
Love Birds (Included with Prime Video)
So if you follow @celluloidbroomcloset you have probably heard of Love Birds, and as someone who is totally normal for Rhys Darby, and loves birds and used to do rescue work, I have to day this movie is adorable. It's a really cute love story, and good god Rhys is hot AF. He and Sally Hawkins have amazing chemistry, and you get lots of good Rhys voice...in a romantic setting. I apologize ahead of time to any of you who lose your soul to this movie.
Coming & Going(Freevee)
So I haven't seen this one personally, so I can't speak to it (it's on my list for this week actually!) so I'll update this once I do.. but in the mean time, here's the description:
"When Lee (Rhys Darby), a young, skilled OBGYN who lacks confidence with women, suffers a minor injury that temporarily lands him in a wheelchair, he meets Alex (Sasha Alexander), the girl of his dreams. Convinced she has only paid attention to him because he's in that chair, he stays in it to win her affections well after his injury has healed."
Podcasts
The Cryptid Factor
You're gonna hear more than just Rhys, you'll hear from Dan Schreiber and Buttons (not ofmd buttons) and some other folks occasionally but you get to hear Rhys in his element, which is awesome because he is the goofy nerdy man we all know and love. The Cryptid Factor on Apple Podcasts
You can also go to their patreon and subscribe for free there-- the paid versions have video footage from a lot of shows and some other cool perks including stickers and book clubs and such.
Aliens Like Us
Thank you @hang-on-lil-tomato for this one! I hadn't found it before
General Reference to Works
Here's some overall guides to his various voice works (thank you again to @hang-on-lil-tomato )
--- Anyway -- hope that helps with your Rhys Darby very normalness :D
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catindabag · 10 months
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TBOSAS on Crack short take (52)
*Mizzen’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Night* Read [this] first.
Mizzen: *is singing to himself* 🎶C’mon, Percy Price, C’mon~. I need my bacon pizzas~. I need them now~. I need my bacon-🎶
Dill: Hey, gremlin, what are you doing? And why are you singing about pizzas in the middle of the night?
Mizzen: WTH, Dill?! Don’t sneak up on me like that! My heart might explode!
Dill: Shouldn’t you be sleeping right now?
Mizzen: Shouldn’t you?!
Dill: Maybe~. But who are you waiting for at this hour?
Mizzen: Nobody.
Dill: I don’t believe you.
Mizzen: Go back to sleep, Dill.
Dill: No.
Mizzen: Then leave me alone-
Dill: I’ll wake up the others if you won’t tell me the truth.
Mizzen: Dill, just go to sleep-
Dill: Reaper! Tanner! Coral-
Mizzen: Shhhhh!!! What are you doing?! Don’t wake them up-
Lucy Gray: Wake who up?😀
Mizzen: Nobody, Baird! Now shoo-
Jessup: Mizzen, stop shouting-
Mizzen: Close your eyes, Jessie!
Jessup: The name’s Jessup!
Mizzen: Tomato, potato!
Coral: Yo, brat, shut your mouth-
Mizzen: Why are you even awake, Coral?! Can’t you leave poor Mizzen alone for the next 3 hours?!
Coral: Why? You gonna cry?
Mizzen: You guys are so mean to poor Mizzen!😫
Tanner: Says the little gremlin who ate Wovey’s last cookie.😒
Mizzen: She gave it to me!
Bobbin: No, she didn’t, you monster!
Wovey: Is it morning already?
Velvereen: No, sweetie. Go back to sleep.
Wovey: Okay~. *goes back to sleep*
Lucy Gray: Hey, guys, look at that!
Velvereen: Look at what?
Lucy Gray: *points at the upcoming pizza truck* It’s a pizza truck! A pizza truck!
Jessup: A pizza truck? At this hour?
Treech: A real phantom pizza truck?! Where?!
Lucy Gray: There! Right there!
Dill: That’s weird. It’s coming right towards us.
Tanner: The pizza guy sucks at driving though.
Lucy Gray: Lol. It’s now swerving in every direction.
Facet: Is drunk driving even legal in Panem?
Velvereen: Maybe it’s just a Capitol thing.
Tanner: That checks out. Capitol people are weird AF.
Treech: Or maybe it must be another one of Reaper’s fever dreams.
Reaper: Why the f*ck would I dream about swerving trucks and pizzas in the middle of the night, lumberjack?!😡
Treech: Why not, farmer~?😏
Reaper: Who you calling farmer?!
Treech: Farmer Reaper busy kissing his hoe-
Reaper: Do you want me to punch you to the moon and back, Tree Boy?!
Lamina: Treech, shut the f*ck up or I’ll cry!😭
Treech: You’re already crying, Lamina.
Lamina: No, I’m not!😭
Persephone: *suddenly jumps out of the pizza truck* Hi, Mizzen!
Mizzen: Oh, thank Panem! Percy, you’re finally here-
Coryo: *is being princess carried out of the pizza truck by Sejanus* Hi, Birdy! How you doing?
Lucy Gray: Oh, Coryo, you look so cute in those matching pajama onesies with your fiancé!🤭
Coryo: Thanks. My soon to be husband bought it for me.
Lucy Gray: Can I have one too?🥺
Coryo: Sure. We’ll buy you a sparkly one.
Lucy Gray: Yey!
Sejanus: *is still carrying Coryo* Hi, Marcus! How are you-
Marcus: Go away, Plinth! Marcus is still asleep!
Sejanus: But-
Vipsania: Yo, bro, you good?
Treech: I’m good, bro.
Vipsania: Bro, I brought you a box of tiramisu flavored energy bars to devour.
Treech: Nice one, bro!
Vipsania: You’re welcome, bro.
Livia: Hi, ✨bestie✨~! How do I look in my pajama onesie?
Facet: Girl, you look ✨fabulous✨ as always!❤️
Livia: Thanks, ✨bestie✨! You’re the best!
Facet: ✨Girlie✨, I know.😌💅
Juno: Hello again, Peasant Bobby Corn Poppy.
Bobbin: It’s Bobbin.
Juno: Corn Poppy.
Hilarius: Where’s Wovey?
Velvereen: She’s asleep.
Hilarius: But I brought her a box of apple berry pie-
Wovey: I’m awake.
Hilarius: That’s great!
Wovey: Now give me my pie, rich clown.
Hilarius: But Wovey-
Wovey: Pie. Now.
Hilarius: Okay.😞
Felix: Hi, Dill!
Dill: Don’t talk to me, you filthy Ravinstill.
Felix: But-
Reaper: F*ck off and die, Ravinstill!
Felix: Andie, hug me! I’m sad again!😭
Androcles: *hugs Felix* Hey, Panlo, where’s Sheaf?
Panlo: She’s busy sleepwalking with the rabid raccoons.
Androcles: Oh, okay. That’s cool.
Panlo: And Gaius?
Androcles: He’s busy fixing the pizza boxes with Clemensia, Dennis, and Palmyra!
Mizzen: WTH, Percy! Why did you bring the other Mentors with you?! I thought this super secret plan was only between you and me?!
Persephone: It was! Well, it was until we had this super secret ✨slumber party✨ at the Presidential Palace!
Mizzen: You had a super secret slumber party without me?!
Persephone: To be fair, it was a last minute thing. But anyway, here we are!
Mizzen: That doesn’t make sense.😑
Festus: *pops out from the back of the truck* You should be grateful, gremlin! We even had to steal the pizza guy’s truck in order to get here.
Lucy Gray: Nice. But what happened to the pizza guy?
Coryo: Gaius and Dennis knocked him out and tied him up in front of the Presidential Palace.
Jessup: But he’ll be fine, right?
Coryo: Maybe.
Mizzen: So where’s my pizzas and my 10 gallons of milk?
Persephone: At the back of the truck. However, Palmyra chugged all the milk down her throat. So-
Mizzen: That walking anomaly drank 10 gallons of milk without me?!
Persephone: Yeah.😑
Velvereen: I’m not even surprised anymore.
Coral: Yo, Percy Price, how many boxes of pizza did our gremlin ordered anyway?
Persephone: 20 boxes.
Coral: 20 boxes?!
Jessup: For all of us?
Mizzen: No! Not for you! They’re only for me, Jessie!
Jessup: This freaking gremlin-
Mizzen: *screeches like a dinosaur* Only for me!!
Coral: Sharing is caring, brat!
Mizzen: Never, you evil sea witch!
Coral: What did you just call me?!
Mizzen: Sh*t! *tries to climb out of the enclosure*
Persephone: Mizzen, what are you doing?! You could get hurt-
Mizzen: The evil sea witch and her evil minions are bullying me!
Coral: Come down and fight me, gremlin!
Treech: Lamina, fetch!
Lamina: Do I look like a freaking dog to you?!😭
Treech: No.
Lamina: Oh, okay.
Treech: Go get him, girl!
Lamina: I’m going back to sleep!😭
Mizzen: Get me out of here, Price! I need to eat those bacon pizzas before they do!
Persephone: Mizzen, get down from there!😫
Coryo: Felix, do something!
Felix: *is still crying* Don’t talk to me. I’m still sad!😭
Coryo: Get it together, Class Pres!
Felix: No-
Coryo: How are we going to tell them about your brilliant plan to stop the Hunger Games if you keep on crying?!
Felix: What brilliant plan?
Coryo: ✨Operation Restore Felix Ravinstill’s Good Name✨!!
Festus: No! We are not calling it that!
Coryo: Fine! ✨Operation No More Hunger Games✨ it is!
Festus: Bestie, I’m cringing.
Coryo: Ugh! I give up. Call it what you want. I don’t care.
Felix: Then can we stick with ✨Operation Felix✨?🥺
Everyone: No.
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theblacksheepcz · 7 months
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pretty unusual post today but i got the Poppy Playtime brainworms and you’re gonna have to survive with me. anyways-
Smiling Critter Ships.
…that’s right folks, I thought of all the possible ships while in the shower and now I’m here to report my findings:
(I’ll only talk abt the ones that caught my eye) [also i made up the shipnames]
NapDay
Of course the most popular ship in the gang is going to be the one where we get to actually see the two critters in game- /hj
sun and moon is a classic tho
*slaps the roof of a car* you can fit so much angst in this bad boy.
Nightheart
the only thing i can think of is ‘looks scary but is sweet x looks sweet but is scary’ or smth along those lines
Moonflower
just two introverts hanging out and stargazing <3
Smartchick
what a good day to be a nerd x jock shipper, ain’t it gentlemen?
Wiselove
Red and blue? Head and heart?? Similar names??? It’s almost like they’re meant to be- /lh
Smarts n’ Crafts
Left brain + Right Brain
Period.
Butterscotch
Sport buds :)
Sunbolt
DOUBLE SUNSHINE!
Hophug
idk they’re just very cute.
forest yuri.
Speedpaint (get it?)
adorable!
Starlight
bad boy and good boi
Coolhug
i bet KickinChicken pretends he doesn’t like hugs but is secretly touch-starved af
Magicheart
the lil cuties…
(if I’m being brutally honest PickyPiggy seems aroace to me,,?)
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torturecave · 9 months
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HEYy anon from last questions here!! I got SO excited when you replied oh gosh it made my day!!! I love your takes on this franchise and these two so much, thank you for the insightful answer and for taking the time to reply, that was so kind of you and I appreciate it <3
I really wanted to know as like I said, literally your art is SO SO pleasing and good!!!!! your style is like nothing I have ever seen in an amazing way and I love how soft, touchy and dynamic it feels, it just gives me a sense of warmth that I cant get enough of ! <3 warning I started typing too much accidentally ops sorry in advance, excuse me any typos too its like 5am and i'm going wild hahah ;w;;
I was very curious with how you thought of Branch and Poppy now as I noticed how fond you were of their intimate pranch take, honestly maybe both takes can still coexist, I feel like Poppy was all down for being like that with Branch even before TWT, but he just wanted a confirmation to act on cuz he's a dork and needs it and fears the worst, and so Poppy found it hard to understand if there was consent in a sense maybe? The way in the start they basically hold hands (I think the hair intertwined is canonically supposed to be this, which is adorable af and shows just how comfortable Branch is with Poppy touching him ;;w;). And looking at it like that it is so sweet that he had so much fear and angst about his feelings being returned, I imagine everyone being like "wait you weren't dating already?". Pop trolls did see them ball dance in a pot while being cute as heck aughh i cant with them i love them and their slow burn. Really I still appreciate how the first movie ends with Branch asking for a hug, it shows how touch starved he was and how much he loves and trusts her now even if he's slow and clumsy at it, he doesn't ask for a group hug, he specifically waits when they're alone to get it, so adorable, he fell so hard, 10/10..
OH DON'T GEt me started on the hot air ballon scene, it is legitimately my favorite moment of the movie regarding both of them. It's filled with so much tension?... It being at midnight, the bickering, the way Poppy simply has to stare lovingly at Branch and he just can't take it, just looks!!!.... Wow. Thank you Dreamworks
Just like the first film, Poppy simply KNOWS Branch will jump in and come help her, she's really just hoping it doesn't take him a whole musical montage in which she's dying like last time, which is why I think she's so relieved, because I know she must realize Branch is following her no matter what, they just can't be separated !!! Much less now. :D
So that was a perfect little moment.. I think your wife was the one who made the little essay on how in the first film despite Poppy crashing his bunker, she's confident and not even surprised he came and how that's so telling, I just love the fact that Poppy from the start knows Branch deep down is soft and how despite being a happy bundle of sunshine Poppy also has her rather cruel ways of getting what she wants and is very very smart and smug. Makes their dynamic way more endearing X)
Incel Branch kills me, he has to be the a rare case for sure in this village help! A bit unrelated rambling coming but have you seen Holiday In Harmony special? In it he's ALL about his gf unashamed and unaware of how trolls think he's being strange and it is so funny. He also replaced all of his paranoid trauma carving in his bunker with Poppy related things and it kills me gosh, in one of the notes he calls her "My queen" too, god, hes down BAD!!! I love it T,,T
AAHH holy damn i'm chuckling hard at your observation about Girl's Just Want To Have Fun.... Wow Branch. What is up with that like you gotta wonder if it was intentional.. And he's also secretly lovingly caressing a picture of them (And on the spot /she's/ in!!!!). Doesn't help too that in the original storyboard he was naked.. Much thinking about this from now on from me, thank you very much for pointing it out X)
Those concepts/aus your wife and you had have been on my mind so often, thank to her too for her work, I absolutely also adore her artworks!! It's very nice to know that you two are happily together, I imagine it was fun for you two to grow and still keep watching the silly trolls franchise as more movies kept being done :DDD
Also she's absolutely right with her observation on TWT and TBT oh my gosHHHH. Poppy and Branch taking turns in being obsessed with each other is such a delightful way to describe it, they are so freaking cute. And the way she describes the first movie is spot on yes you get me!!!!! There's a beauty in just seeing them bond and how natural it feels. I still adore the mere fact that both of them actually have some sort of history and dare I say tension from the start that makes them so so good. The beggining in which Branch is obviously waiting for his invitation when warning Poppy and I can just imagine him sneaking into the scene to grab the smashed invitation while Poppy pretends she doesn't notice he did or deep down has to know he appreciates them because she keeps making them special for him and it is so sweetttt!!....
Stuff like that gets my imagination going wild X) and the scenery and exchanges as you say are so so nice :D I could go on and on about the first film but I enjoyed all of the movies for different reasons, definitely agree with you! I was very hesitant at first about TBT, but it surprised me for good!!! AND OH TRUE COLORS IS FOREVER BEST THEM SCENE ,,,, The intimacy and gentleness it has kills me everytime, the moment Poppy touches him and the color starts splashing back to him from the hand she touched instead of normally to emphasize SHE makes him happy is sublime and how they cant stop looking at each other gosh... Perfect perfect perfecttt !!! >www< ALSO later on their secret handshake and whole flirty dance it's just, a BIG catharsis to go after everything they went through !!!
Also I can tell you enjoyed Viva, she was so fun and well, having more than one Poppy is simply guaranteed to be a treat ;;w;; definitely a bit I loved even if I couldn't believe they were going with the lost sibling stuff first X) How do you think Branch is handling being constantly braided and hyped by basically an older version of her gf at least in a superficial level? There's gotta be some funny feelings there somehow or at least I like to think. On a related note, also notice how lowkey horny Poppy gets about Branch's brothers, she is too much, I know it's because she's a fangirl but the similarities they share with Branch have to play a part too imo 0v0
I wish the movie would have shown us more of their sister moments, really found it more endearing than the brozone plot even if that was fun too ;v; I cant stop looking at your doodle where Viva is holding baby Poppy AUugh SO ADORABLE I LOVE IT SO MUCH we needed a moment like that in the movie you are doing god's work!!!<333
Also last thing but thoughts on Branch being called a boy toy? That shocked me when I watched TWT like damn does he seem that submissive? Poor guy.. Also the whole rock zombies moment in general just had a kinky tone somehow lmao. I bet rock trolls must have different social norms, really I adore how pop trolls seem to stand out thanks to being captured for so long, so much that they're the only ones who hug each other to cope with this. I really find the worldbuilding interesting in that regard!!
Now i'm just rambling nonsense hahah i'll try to stop now before I end up crashing tumblr somehow X) I'm sorry for that, I have so much thoughts about these movies and pranch/broppy and you and your wife just get it so much!!! Thanks again for the reply and taking your time on it, really appreciated and i'll keep an eye open for more stuff you post!!! It makes me happy to see you around, as I said, lovely art and content in general (Goes to your wife as well, you 2 are very talented!!!!) and you are so so kind!!!! Thank you <3 btw no need to reply to all of this or any haha, I just needed to get out some stuff cuz I loved your replies so much! I'll try to not spam on your askbox, im just a huge fan of how insighful and how nice your blog is!!! Though if you mind me asking so much let me know and i'll stop right away ;w; !
Last thing, regarding the underwear/clothing, that explains a lot thanks for sharing your thoughts,,, it's amusing that we get to see Branch slapped on the butt casually (Which you know always wanted to see it but coming from Poppy, like that art you did years ago 0v0) yet Poppy must not be lewded because if she had the power to show us how lewd she is these movies could not go on, she would be TOO powerful!!! Just look at how she growls at Branch X)))
Once again, thank you for reading my cringy fanboying, your thoughts and content in general makes my heart happy !!! <33 Have a nice day anytime you catch this :D *runs away once more*
Hello again! ^^ / Nice to see you again, and I'm happy to see my reply could do so much for you... Your ask was very refreshing and delightful to see! The same goes for this one as well. :3 It's nice to hear from someone who not only has an appreciation for my work but also the movies themselves. So you don't have to worry about typing too much either heh. (Honestly I would've answered this question sooner — I was immediately drafting my reply — but I got nerfed by a recent power outage + getting sick bwahaha. The world trying to stop me from talking about trolls...)
I will take a moment to really appreciate how you think my art is so unique. I don't want to sound too full of myself, but I do find that what I want to make / isn't something I can easily find...! I can accept it is particular... and that it can be enjoyed for that reason. >w>
I was very curious with how you thought of Branch and Poppy now as I noticed how fond you were of their intimate pranch take, honestly maybe both takes can still coexist, I feel like Poppy was all down for being like that with Branch even before TWT
I agree! I think the reality is that whatever Branch feels for Poppy is already reciprocated by TWT... To the point where I imagine that after TWT, whenever Branch had a conversation with Poppy about dating (?) she was probably like 'haha, why didn't you say so Branch!?' If he wanted that 'status' she would've been happy to oblige I think, nothing's stopping them... And whatever intimacy that included, she'd be eager for it as well.
Trying to word something here, huhm... I wonder if Poppy, on her own, wouldn't necessarily expect to be 'more' than Branch's best friend? She definitely knows she's special to Branch, enough to tease him over it lol, so I don't think she doubts her importance to him so much. ... And perhaps it's hard to, as Branch is still less social than the avg. troll, persnickety about being touched and whatnot. There's plenty of exclusivity in their bond. (Indeed no one is intertwining their hair so cutely with Branch-!!) It might be that Poppy is just happy to be... whatever she is to Branch, in that moment.
Though for Branch, he benefits from something as definitive as being Poppy's boyfriend. Because no one else is Poppy's boyfriend. Lots of trolls in the village are Poppy's 'friends', and she's probably called many of them her 'best friends' as well — Bridget currently occupies that niche after all. It isn't exclusive to be those things... And I think for Branch, it isn't reassuring to feel as though he is 'on the same level' as... Biggie or Cooper etc.
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The REASON it is devastating to watch Fuzzbert high-five Poppy after he failed to is, because, it exemplifies the very things he doesn't want to be true. Like noooo HE CAN'T HAVE A WORSE CONNECTION TO POPPY THAN FUZZBERT...!!! He can't be a lower rung! In her life! Than Fuzzbert! He needs to DO more for her than that!! He needs to have some sort of... implicit value. I'm extrapolating a lot, but I wonder if being 'like Fuzzbert' would make Branch feel expendable, replaceable, basically not precious enough. Regardless of the fact that Poppy cares muchly for her village... but well, that's the thing, as a queen she is obligated to care for her subjects... It's not special, necessarily. And further doomer-incel thinking is to conclude, it's also not 'special' enough to love Poppy because EVERYONE loves queen Poppy... loving her a lot won't set you apart from all the other trolls...
TBT adds an interesting depth to Branch's misery, he... really believes it was his fault BroZone's performance went so badly, and that everyone left. As much as he believes he killed his grandma... It seems Branch has grown into someone who is very sensitive to the idea of abandonment. Unlike Poppy, Branch cannot reassure himself that he will stay in anyone's life, definitively... It didn't matter how much he loved his brothers, or grandma Rosie, they were equally taken from him. He's been isolated for many years without 'proof' that things will be different...
(I'm not sure if Abandonment Issues Branch is really Dreamworks' intention but I like what they've written here. As you can see my mind's been running wild with threading all the events together from all 3 movies. Tasty conclusions.)
While I'm here like a madman, I will share a tangent related to this all. :) Just something I've been thinking about lately... Even though I don't see Poppy jumping at the bit to date Branch quite like he is in TWT, it isn't out of a lack of enthusiasm or interest or anything like that... JUST that Poppy is more easily satisfied with not putting a term to their dynamic. Quite frankly I think she would be completely receptive to Branch romancing her... surprisingly early in the timeline!! Like as far back as movie 1? It's Branch who's been resisting her this whole time. I think she'd be like. Kind of, agog, if he was suddenly forward with her... if he recited poetry directly to her, even? Since he won't sing.
There's a point where Poppy is so so soo determined to even crack a smile out of Branch, to befriend him and sing with him. I think you could like. OVERWHELM HER, even, with the proposal of romance LMAO, I think it'd be like akdkjf..f jgdhfk what is this /// BRANCH LIKE ME MOMENT!? BRANCH... really... THE mysterious Branch kfkdfhs he doesn't like anyone.. ... 0.0 but he liek me? // omg //// but , waitactually yeah there's always been something here.. between us... hasn't there... 😏
So yeah this is just me saying not only do I think Poppy is receptive to Branch in TWT, I think she would be in the first movie, and, I think he could do, a lot, I think he could earnestly court and kiss that one tbh. If he put on the charm. Branch could be capable of a lot... it's just that he's held back by his traummies kfdhjgjsf
I think your wife was the one who made the little essay on how in the first film despite Poppy crashing his bunker, she's confident and not even surprised he came and how that's so telling
Yes that was my wife, she's fixated on the bunker scene and compiled caps / made gifs / and discussed it. It's an incredible scene really. Her brutal counter to Branch being all smug and difficult at her... can't handle her being smug in return, for real! Then we've always loved how she reacts when she sees Branch again, after having been beaten and battered by the world, blacked out in a spider web. Somehow she goes BRANCH my man. What a funny girl... Incredibly endearing lol. I always like the flow of that scene / them leaving the forest / then them walking on that fallen log. (The log is one of my fav panning shots in the movie~)
[laughing] I'm glad Incel Branch is amusing you, I want more people to see it this way, it's just too funny. What kind of troll... Oh but I have seen Holiday in Harmony! (I like the other special as well... Hope we get another with Viva this time as main focus. :3) Lol but yeah in this special I get the impression Branch just can't seem any less obsessed, it's funny the way Prince D and Cooper are there to get kinda like 😰😰... Put-off by Branch's idea of a present, the way he would go about making something for Poppy and the lengths he would be willing to go (like secretly measuring her etc.) They're just there to be like... the normal ones... for contrast ww
I hadn't observed his crazy lil pinboard so closely, I didn't know it said things like "my queen" but that's very sick (unwell). Looking it over, also some of the things in here are just like, a drawing of Poppy in a heart, cut-outs of hearts scribbled in with ink, help... The fact that he makes that little scrapbook in the end is very sweet, but I do love that because it's Branch, it has to be a scrapbook with a bit of a Deranged quality. Frantic and kind of oddly cobbled together.
HONESTLY it's sad now that we've seen his old bunker plans, because there was a time when Branch was able to make... NORMAL NOT SCARY ART...... Not anymore though.
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The visualization of Branch's brain degrading over time (lol)
Another thing I did not know: that Branch was naked in the storyboard for his part of the opening seq in TWT. I... guess... it was gonna be us seeing both of them naked as a parallel but, ultimately I have to say I do prefer his bathrobe lol, I think it conveys still 'intimate at home' but has more of a chill vibe. (Spoken as someone with a clothes fetish. :B) Whatever the case I'm just glad to have pointed those lyrics out to you heh.
Those concepts/aus your wife and you had have been on my mind so often, thank to her too for her work, I absolutely also adore her artworks!! It's very nice to know that you two are happily together, I imagine it was fun for you two to grow and still keep watching the silly trolls franchise as more movies kept being done :DDD
I'm a big fan of her work as well💞 She was my greatest inspiration back then, and remains to be, honestly she inspires me in every way now, she really helped me come into my own... I'm also glad we can be together and enjoy these movies still. I just have so many memories of talking to her about the first Trolls, and ah... IDK if I've ever posted the story here, but I actually tagged along with her to a furcon when we first met in person. She'd stay up talking to me as long as she could, then have to sleep because she was tabling at the con. I'd stay up a little later, writing fic based on our Trolls discussions... then I'd sleep in the hotel room until she came back, and between commissions she'd be drawing things based on our ideas. We'd exchange art/fic...
Recently when we were rewatching the 1st movie after watching Band Together, I couldn't stop myself from saying "these movies helped us fall in love 🥺"... pfwhsh. So yeah I have a lot of personal connection to it, though outside of that it's just a great movie. :3 The sense of history that the two have is the best...!
[simply nodding in agreement with all your appreciation for the diff scenes!] I also love how Branch's colors begin to return without him realizing, the way it starts at their point of contact... It is all perfect 💖 Oh I really love their dancing in the credits to September, seeing them bounce all along at the end of things is really so wonderful. Ugh lately I've been thirsty for every second of them flirtily dancing together. -_- I wish I could have some sort of saucy music video featuring them...
Ackk yeah I'm head-over-heels for Viva honestly... How could I not be, I adore Poppy so much. 'Two Poppies' was something meant to thrash me around by the ankles, there was no way I could be prepared for that!! Here I was concerned about being bogged down by brother stuff, I didn't stop and think... sister stuff. Goodness.
How do you think Branch is handling being constantly braided and hyped by basically an older version of her gf at least in a superficial level? There's gotta be some funny feelings there somehow or at least I like to think.
Perhaps you wrote this innocently, but, I feel like it's a targeted attack on me, what're you doing... (laughing) I accept it though. You're giving me an excuse to jump into my crazy thoughts.
I...! Do, think that Viva's attention, compounded with Poppy, will be overwhelming for Branch. As it is, I think meeting Viva is too much — kind of leaving Branch agog that Viva is so Poppy-like... Because, as we've discussed, Branch is so very obsessed with Poppy, and I think she is very unique to him, indescribably so. (It goes with the sentiment of 'of course everyone loves Poppy, she's a shining star amidst us all!!!') The idea of meeting another troll could feel like meeting Poppy... That's surreal! Why would that be the case...!? It's almost relieving, perhaps, to find out they're related.
... almost. Whatever relief and ah, placidity Branch feels about them reconnecting, I think it'll fade when dealing with them long term. Won't there be a moment where he's sitting between them, being fawned over, hugged and having his hair played with, hearing them hum together... and won't it make Branch feel dizzy, like argh where am I-? Like a bizarre dream. What's going on?
There's so little that can 'get to' Branch quite like Poppy does. He doesn't give anyone the same amount of attention or consideration he does her, and he's not as interested in others, he likes his space and privacy. Viva is going to challenge this... by being Poppy-like! On top of that, Viva has a past that will let her connect with Branch's? She'll benefit from his perspective and advice, too... This + the fact that she is Poppy's sister, of course Poppy's going to make sure Viva spends lots of time together with her and Branch — all that time lost, they need to make up for it! And because Viva is going to like what she likes then Viva must like and enjoy time with Branch! Er, and she will I think, since she point-blank goes "I like you!" after that little braid moment, after the kiss... h-hm, I wonder what it's like to have your hair missed with mid-kiss.... ueuahhg
If anything, it's like the movie is twisting my arm, forcing me to think about Branch having "funny feelings" about it all... In fact I have to think about everyone in this circumstance having "funny feelings"...! Viva and Poppy are screaming like fangirls together at the end of the movie, aren't they? And when Branch "proposes" to Poppy, the first thing she does is invite Viva to join her, ahaha.
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Just to make me more insane, there's this BroZone tape inside beside Viva's rollerskate bed... So even Viva has some sort of familiarity with BroZone? A fan in some capacity...?? So could her and Poppy really just lay there girlishly, ranking the members in terms of hotness!? Per-haps........
Me and my wife have been fervidly thinking about this all... Discussing chicanery like, well because Poppy has that odd comment about her hypothetical sister being mistaken as her twin earlier, I wonder if they would have fun doing switcheroos. Dressing up as the other and enjoying acting as the other. Branch would be shaken up to have mixed them up, even for a second...
A more innocuous scene we've discussed is one where Poppy invites Viva over to Branch's bunker for the first time, though unannounced. In this moment, a sleepy out-of-it Branch could approach Viva, purring from behind — and then quickly must. Become stiff when it's like LOL Branch it's meee! & Poppy is like, HAHA did you think she was me!? XD Branch hehehee!!!! The girls are so fond of one another, I think being seen as similar would only flatter and excite them. It's more sisterly bonding. It's Branch who will feel like [cries] nooo waiit that's not-!! I- you two are individuals to me-!! [voice cracking]
[sighs] and beyond THAT... I've thought of more intimate things between all three... I can't in good consciousness go into great detail (too weird) (and it'll take a million years) but well, you can just know that this is where I am at with them. In my mind I see Branch twirling the girls around, and them all singing together... I've also been mentally making mash-ups and creating playlists basically, of things for them to sing at/with one another...
On a related note, also notice how lowkey horny Poppy gets about Branch's brothers, she is too much, I know it's because she's a fangirl but the similarities they share with Branch have to play a part too imo 0v0
LOL thank you for being willing to say it, point blank, like yes... She, just is, horny, about Branch's brothers, fsr that is the thing, ongoing in the movie. I know the idea is that they're depicting that usual "boyband fever" but, most boybands aren't composed of. Brothers-!! So I think that's what creates this strangeness ultimately, like, *doubletakes* ??
I am sure part of Poppy's appreciation of meeting the members of Brozone is her current connection to Branch. It's like something she's loved in the past now informs her about her partner... Untold levels of excitement! It's not just meeting a celebrity, it's meeting someone who was close to Branch ! That Branch sang with!! All those years ago!!! And... I imagine any resemblance between them isn't a small thing lol.
Though it kind of amuses me, the difference here is that Branch's brothers are not... deeply into Poppy... in the same way. There is a barrier. I think JD is offended by their intro and, really in general more of a Lone Ranger type, while Bruce is extremely monogamous (seeing Brandy as his Soulmate out here), and Clay is like... too orderly, not leaning into the bit of being asked to do his old dances etc...
(An aside — IG fandom fsr sees Clay & Viva as a thing but I don't?? I suppose his willingness to leave her behind and slip out w/o her noticing and, describing her as "she's got some stuff going on" doesn't feel loving to me... They feel more like co-workers, genuinely able to collaborate on their job, but that's it. Amusingly enough, even how Viva talks about Clay, calling him "Mr. Clay" and saying he does the BORING STUFF makes me feel like, it's a Funny sort of rship like, Viva feeling 'lol couldn't be me' about Clay's nature... Not like besties out here? Hence, why Viva is so lonesome and desperate to have Poppy back in her life...)
Anyways it's all amusing, the way Poppy seems to be the only one down for it. Though to be fair, I do think it'd be like, a bit Much, if Branch's brothers abandoned him 20+ years ago, and then they come back in his life, condescend him as the baby and, flirt with his girlfriend. It's for the best they don't... go that, far. Branch doesn't seem keen on sharing so much with his bros in That Way, I don't think.
Him and Poppy have such different circumstances with their siblings... IG in the case of, if Viva were to fangirl and gush over Branch, it wouldn't bother POPPY remotely... if anything it's a way of bonding. And I- guess I don't think the 'siblings' element is off-putting for Poppy, she just seems so open-minded to many things in this movie LOL... That's my takeaway at least.
Yeah I'd have loved for there to be more sister focus in this movie, I'm happy with what I got but I could always use more! I needed to draw Viva with baby Poppy especially... Poppy's fixation on having a sister throughout TBT makes me think she somehow has deep, buried memories of Viva. Enough to give her this sense that she "should" have a sister... like something is missing. She was just so young though, she can't recall it distinctly.
On Viva's end, she's so emotional when she processes that Poppy survived, that she's finally meeting her again... You can just tell that Poppy meant so much to her, even from that brief time together. And I just love how Viva describes Poppy as having been so cute, eensy and weensy... I have to believe that when Poppy was born Viva was the sort of kid to be like, I'm going to be the best big sister ever! I'll love you forever and always Poppy! We're going to be the best-est of friends! Carrying her around in her hair and whatnot... Gah. I can see it so well.
Also last thing but thoughts on Branch being called a boy toy? That shocked me when I watched TWT like damn does he seem that submissive? Poor guy.. Also the whole rock zombies moment in general just had a kinky tone somehow lmao.
oh lmao that scene just makes me laugh... In general Barb's referral to Branch as Poppy's boyfriend seems to be in a heckling manner, as he comes to her rescue, meant to be rude perhaps about his loyalty to her? He does fling himself to protect her, maybe it's all just making fun of that behavior... like Branch is her dog lol.
The rock zombie scene does have ? A quality to it? I think when you watch Poppy shredding it and throwing her head back, tongue out, it does make you feel something. The glowing red eyes. Perhaps though it's just the 'aesthetic' of rock, things like messy hair and heavy eyeliner and fishnets just have an ~evocative~ vibe, compared to their typical outfits, which are more modest. I think that's mostly what we're picking up on. 'Trashy' is often slutty as well.
I agree overall there's a gap in culture... Though I also like how the more the movies progress, the more we have to conclude King Peppy's faction of trolls are distinctly sheltered, since Viva's group managed to be more resourceful and aware of themselves? I used to think it was a result of domestication, but I think actually it's just that Peppy has specific hang-ups and wants no one to dwell on any bad memories. It's an interesting thing to instill into your group... Poppy's generation of trolls post-Trollstice tree times are quite distinct.
And, I'm glad, my underwear insight was of value to you. Omg but wrt spanking... I feel so... *tugs collar up sheepishly.....* *closes eyes* .... like I said, I don't begrudge that old art I made, but it feels embarrassingly dated... I was quite young and figuring out my preferences out, at the time. Now ermm, I'm more into projecting into the one doing-the-spanking, so my modern inclinations have been thinking of Branch as the one who spanks Poppy...
It feels silly to talk about but I'm now. Into top/dom Branch..... This is like where my thoughts terminate with Poppy being all crazed fangirliing for Branch, that she'd become an overstimulated love-struck girlie under his touch. Also we don't think about Poppy being poly anymore either kfdsgsh we amusingly hit a point in conversation recently that was like. 'Sheltered virgin Poppy.... now that is thought provoking'..... It would be a gap moe situation though, like all her natural sauciness and overt thirst co-exists with a lack of experience, so there's anxiety when things actually get intense. When it's time for private dirty dancing if you will.
(... it's hard to believe anyone would still be reading this post rn...)
WELL anyways you're a very nice person, thanks for your fun questions. *waves as you scamper off...!*
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little brother is here for the weekend so i have new insider knowledge of what indie horror games the youth is into
poppy playtime is still hype af and tbh the smiling critters are cute af im not even mad. also he brought me an official killy willy (who was a huggy wuggy oc) so thats cool
garten of banban is controversial on if its good or not. my bro is really into it but i s2g hes only in it for the plushies. its really grown on me though if im gonna be honest im very intrigued by the upcoming banban vs flumbo plot twist AND BITTER GIGGLES DEATH??? so dramatic lmao he was killed by cop frog
kinito pet is the up and comer (actually looks neat and its only $5 on steam) as well as don't fret which i thought was dope bc you play as one of the mascots
amazing digital circus and welcome home are on the radar as well but since they arent games with jumpscares he hasn't told me much about them XD
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troglobite · 1 year
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first things first i'm so fucking tired of chronic illnesses and disabilities getting worse and being like "bitch you live in a valley filled with farms and shit you're allergic to? Time To Suffer. oh your favorite weather, cloudy and rainy, is now here? fuck you, time to Suffer bc of the change in barometric pressure. here, have sinus problems, wooziness, dizziness, and incredibly bad and totally random bouts of MOTION-SICK NAUSEA FOR NO REASON."
so i did all of today while fighting all of that^^ bullshit (it wasn't quite as bad as it has been, i guess)
INCREDIBLE life progress today, folks.
i left the house for the first time since july (and i barely count that bc i went to a hotel while they were supposed to be fixing our house but instead fucked around for two weeks, and then i dogsat for a few days before coming back home)
i wore REAL CLOTHES for the first time since july as well. oh i guess i wore jeans and a bra on sunday.
we went to a STORE!
it was packed and i didn't cry :)
we purchased LOCAL RAW MILK CHEESES! AND ALSO MANCHEGO THAT'S REAL AND ACTUALLY FROM LA MANCHA! and also some crackers and salami n stuff to go w it. Tasty.
we then drove to an incredibly crowded beach to see if it would clear out and i didn't cry :) (it didn't clear out in time; irritatingly, if we had just waited 1 hr for the store, it would've been way emptier)
then we went driving in pretty places. parked a couple times. took a nice drive home.
we saw a guy on a dirtbike do an INCREDIBLY long and FAST wheelie
and then speed through a section of road so fast that we literally lost him within 15 seconds.
i cleaned the groceries, put em away, then we brought em back out to try the cheeses and snacks
i also put all the dishes away
we got papa murphy's and then remembered that we're both forgetful af and the massive glob of cherry pie filling at the bottom of the oven was STILL THERE
so i scraped it up and scooped it out so we could have dinner
and now, the REAL update
i've made so much progress on my acnh island :) which as a reminder is my first ever one that i started back in march 2020, and on which i still have my two starter villagers, katt and roald. and also vivian, goldia, maple, and poppy who are all from 2020, as well.
the entire island is almost completely done.
all that remains? the beaches at the front of the island (where visitors can "rent" cars, bikes, scooters, and boats), the transition area between the road and the beach in the northeast corner, and the hiking/camping area in the southwest corner (which i have started working on and it looks so cute).
literally everything else is done.
so i started working on redecorating the inside of my house :)
i had redone my bedroom already like AGES ago and it's perfect and purple (i also relocated it from the back room to the upstairs)
but my main room has been a chaotic mess for YEARS at this point
so i redid it to be deserty/look southwestern in style bc i made the cliff area outside of my house into a little desert oasis :) they literally gave us saguaro cactuses in the update how am i supposed to NOT incorporate them somehow???
and i started laying the groundwork for redoing the kitchen, for a mystical magic room in the back, and redoing the bathroom, as well.
i MIGHT redo the basement, but it looks p good for me having done it literally in like 2020. it's decorated like a really nice and cozy spare bedroom and study/library.
and so i am very happy with all of this. it looks incredible. and my villagers are so fucking cute and lovely (katt, roald, vivian, goldie, maple, poppy, maddie, dobie, shep, punchy).
and i really want to finish so i can update my DA and then submit it to an acnh streamer/youtuber so they can do a tour and compliment me bc i'm really proud of it. it's dopey as fuck but like--FINALLY i have a cool and commendable island. i did it for ME, but now i'm so happy w it that i'm like actually i really want to show ppl this, i love it so much
i've also redecorated the inside of every villager's house--except for shep, bc quite frankly, his original game house is actually kind of fucking amazing and perfect as is? i really love it. i wouldn't change much. i might wanna give him somewhere to sit, though. lol
but yeah i've just done a LOT and i'm really happy with it. after SO MANY TIMES flattening the island and starting over, i actually really like it now.
i made it into a town. every villager has their little business/attraction. i treat this as a little tourist-y place where ppl come to visit [steadfastly ignores irl tourism problems bc really this entire game is built off of harvesting resources and building in wilderness so like y'know]. and the roads and sidewalks and plants and all the decorations and the places they can visit--it's all just very cute.
and i'm doing my best to use all of the furniture items i've wanted to use, and all of the build ideas i've had for ages.
my favorite thing is that ages ago i decided to have a shakespeare in the park outdoor theater area--and i've just moved it around two or three times, and now i have it in the back in this little sunken area between maple's bookstore and goldie's bakery. and it still looks cool as fuck.
like i want to draw up a map/guide for the island or commission someone to do that for me (lol i have no money and i wouldn't know who to go with lol) bc i just am really happy with it. ☺️
anyway that's my life. ....:))))))
godfuckingdamnit i just realized that there's a spot on my island that breaks immersion. there's a drive-in movie theater but there's literally no way for the cars to have driven there. fuck me.
WHATEVER.
i've been working on this for MONTHS now, it took me forever, i'm not changing it, and it didn't occur to me until just now so hopefully no one else fucking notices 🙃🙃🙃
......fuck, no, i COULD fix it, possible. it would be kind of ridiculous and a huge pain in the ass bc i just spent forever filling those areas with flora and butterfly models......but i could do it.
fuck.
i'll think abt it.
godfuckingdamnit.
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montydrawsstuff · 2 years
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All the ocs that'll appear in stories in my comic ^^ some cutiesss
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Hii Jelly! Its me again ehehehhzjsjsj
Can I request a veryyy fluffy fic where reader and Levi are pen pals? (maybe because they're both lonely af 😃) ehehehe, thanks very much 💗
Ah! A wild Loki appears (I love you Loki)
Hell yeah, I can! I can set it in the canon world with post-war Levi. Just post-war Levi exchanging letters with a cutie just seems so cute to me.
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Such loving words.
Pairing: Levi x Reader
Genre and tags: romantic, falling in lost, canon world, post-war Levi, pen-pals, becoming a couple, happy ending.
Concept: Levi is lonely with all his friends gone, so he wants to do something about it. When he reads the local paper, he sees a sweet message written there by you about wanting to have friends now the war is over because you'd lost many by being from Paradis. Levi writes to you and the two of you exchange letters until one day he can't hold back his feelings anymore and visits you.
Levi let out a long sigh as the loneliness took over him again. He missed his friends terribly and had lost so many people. The cadets he trained were okay, but they were so busy with politics while Levi was healing at his new home on Paradis.
He'd been on Marley for a while just so you were being healed up enough to travel. He was happy to be home because he was near the graves of those he'd lost. He even had a garden dedicated to them. He had a nice little tea garden too with herbs and fruit, which he sold to the locals from his home.
Levi was still lonely though.
He grabbed his local paper, then sat in his garden under an umbrella and looked through a few things. He saw that people were positive and glad the titans were gone. Tensions were a little high at people trying to trust each other, but the future was looking a little brighter than it'd been in the past. He stopped when saw a post in the paper.
Hello,
I do not know if anyone is reading this, but I wanted to reach out. The war caused me to lose many friends and family, so I find myself very alone. I moved to the seaside to get some sense of happiness, but there is a hole in my heart still. I know there are other people out there who lost people. I'm here for anyone. My name and address are as follows if you wish to make a friend.
Levi hummed in thought, then limped inside his home and grabbed his paper and pens. He let out a long sigh, then started writing back which started the backwards and forwards writing between you and Levi.
Hi
My name is Levi Ackerman. I was in the war for many years and saw a lot of people die. I too have lost people that I crave to see again. I tried making my home near their graves, as well as make a garden dedicated to them, but it didn't fill the whole they left behind. I'm sorry the war I was a part of destroyed your family. I'm deeply sorry.
Living by the seaside sounds nice. Is it quiet or too quiet? I find the silence where I am deafening. I like the days where there's wind or rain, because some noise is better than no noise.
I look forward to hearing from you.
The conversations were simple and sweet at first, just two people reached out to each other and connecting. Levi and you opened up after some time about your pasts and revealled you both had sad and dark pasts. Once you'd talked about all of that, it soon became sweet and romantic.
Grumpy,
I saw something wonderful today as I gazed out at the sea. There was a tail! It was so beautiful. I looked it up and it seems to be a whale. It's truly amazing how we're discovering so many things now that the borders are open. I wished you could have seen it with me. I am sorry I am getting a little excited, reading as I write I can see I might come off as annoying.
The tea you sent me was wonderful, by the way. I matched it with a lemon and poppy seed muffin and it was perfection. You're ever so talented. I remember seeing you in person once when you went out with the scouts. You looked so troubled. It makes me happy that you are at peace now and creating such amazing delights.
With regards to your knee troubles...I think I have a slight solution for you. Heat helps with joints, so heat up a blanket and wrap it around your knee to ease it. I sent you some ointment I handmade that should help with it too. It's like a heat that gets in deep. You could get a massage somewhere to help.
Yours forever,
Brat.
Brat,
I wish I could have seen the whale too. It would have been nice to be sat on the beach next to you while we have a picnic. Your baking matched with my tea as our food and drink. It would be a delight.
Don't ever call yourself annoying, you're not. I like how excited you get about such wonders of the world. Where we live is full of sad and scared people, but you add such wonder and light. You make me smile so much when you talk about happy things such as discovering whales.
I'm glad you liked the tea. I was excited when it was reading because I just wanted to send it to you right away. You put it with the perfect food as well. I'd love to try your baking some time. I know it'll be the best thing I've ever eaten.
I can't believe you saw me in the past and I didn't see you! I'm sure I would have noticed such a beautiful, sweet and kind woman like yourself. I guess I really was in a full attack mode all the time when it came to the past. My job really did consume me. I am free now, but at what cost?
Thank you for the knee tips. I tried the wrap on my knee and it worked. After I tried the wrap, I then used your ointment and it must be magical creation, because it heated my knee up and soothed it. I can't thank you enough for what you've done for me.
I don't know anyone who would give me a massage. I'll just have to stick to your ointment and the hot towel for now.
With love,
Grumpy.
Grumpy!
You are so sweet to me <3 -this is a heart. You made me smile so much from your kind and loving words, you really did. I would really love that picnic to happen. It'd be a dream. I would bake you so many treats for you to try.
I really want to explore your gardens and try the fresh fruit and veg you have. I'd also love to help you in your garden as well. I grow a few things in mine, but it's mostly flowers. I bet your garden is far more beautiful than mine.
You have no idea how hard I blushed at your words. You've only see three photos of me, and yet you call me such wonderful things. It was only once or twice I saw you. I tended to stay away from those outing gatherings. You did look troubled all the time. You are right about freedom. We are all free, but the cost of it was so great.
I'm so glad it all worked! If you need more ointment, just say and I will send more. I do worry about you so much, but I'm glad I helped you a little.
With regards to your knee. If you were here, I would happily massage you. God, I am blushing so hard at writing that. I'm rather fond of you Levi. I'm glad you wrote to me.
Yours forever,
Brat xx
The letters gave you both comfort, but they soon became very romantic and borderline sensual.
Brat,
I can't stop thinking about you. You're on my mind all the time now. I keep your pictures close to me always. I wish I had the real you with me and not pictures, but this will have to do for now. Yet, it won't.
Every little thing I do now I think about you. If I go shopping, I wonder what you would like. When I get up in the morning, you're the first thing that pops into my head. I'm not good at verbally talking about my feelings, but these letters help me really get out how I care for you.
I want to tell you so much, and yet I'm scared it'll be too much and you will be upset. If you broke contact with me, I would break. My life would be empty without you in it. I just want to hold you in my arms. I want to feel your soft lips against mine.
I know my knee plays up and my face is worse since I got my scars, but I still long to take care of you, love you and give you everything you desire and crave. I want to be the man that gives you everything. I love you.
With love,
Grumpy
Grumpy,
My heart only beats for you now. My mind is filled with you. I took only think of you. I long to be with you and take care of you. I want to start a teashop together where you make the tea and I supply the baked treats. I never thought that my add in the paper would lead to such love.
Yours words make my heart flutter in pure happiness. You are so sweet and loving to me that I crave to hear the stammering, flustered and grumpy Captain in person. I want you here with me. I need you here with me.
Don't be scared of your thoughts and feelings. I too feel the same. I want to hold you in my arms. I want to love you like I know I can. I want to feel your lips against mine, and my body. I crave the feeling of your rough hands running over my skin. Such sensual thought plague my mind.
To me, you are the most handsome man in the world. Your scars are beautiful and your knee is perfect. We'll work together to make you comfortable and happy again. I want all the things you want. I want to be with you and I want to make you happy. I love you deeply, Levi. I love you.
Yours forever,
Brat.
Levi had reached his breaking point. He packed his bags with clothes, medical things and as much tea as he could carry. He got onto the train and travelled all the way to the station close to your place. He climbed into a carriage, then paid to go to your place.
Levi was excited to finally meet you, but he was also nervous. He wasn't sure how you were going to react to him turning up at your place without asking. You'd both said in your letters how you longed to be together, so he was hoping that you would welcome him.
He got out of his carriage, then limped down the path to your house. He smiled at the lovely cottage by the sea and prayed that you were real and that the pictures you had sent were not a lie. He wouldn't mind if it was a big hairy man because a friend was a friend, but he wished it was the pretty woman in the pictures.
He came to a stop when he saw you walking from the beach with a basket in your hands. He blushed hard at seeing you. Levi thought you were far more beautiful in person and you didn't talk yourself up enough. He dropped his bags causing you to stop and stare at Levi. You both stared at each other for a bit.
You welled up, then dropped your basket with seaweed and fish in and ran right towards Levi. "Levi!"
Levi shivered in delight at hearing you say his name. He shouted your name and limped as fast as he could towards you. He caught you in his arms when you jumped into them. You both laughed as pure happiness filled you both.
Levi slowly leaned back. "Tch, shit my knee."
You squealed when he fell onto his bum with you on him. You pulled back, then laughed. "Sorry. Are you okay?"
Levi gazed at you and nodded. "I'm perfect."
"But you're knee."
He lightly touched your cheek and enjoyed your warmth. "It's fine. Seeing you and touching you finally is far more important to me."
You leaned into his touch. "I'm so happy you're here."
"I was a little scared you'd chase me off."
"Never!"
You launched yourself at him and kissed him. You both fell back onto the floor as you tangled your hands into his hair and Levi's hands roamed your body. You nipped his lip, then moved your tongue with his. Your body began to vibrate with need and you both knew very well that it wouldn't take long before you were naked in your bed.
You pulled back and laughed. "Sorry. Let's get you off the floor." You got up and helped Levi to his feet. "I'll get your bags as well."
Levi blushed hard, then he noticed you were blushing as well. "I'll carry some as well." He picked up the heaviest bag, then walked with you to your house. "It's better than you described."
"The kissing?"
Levi laughed a little. "Yes, but I meant the house."
You blushed hard. "Oh shit, oh...well..." You laugehd a little. "I feel a bit silly. Thank you. I do like my house." You opened the door for him. "Come on in and make yourself at home."
"Thank you." He smiled as he saw how welcoming and comfy your house was. He inhaled and enjoyed the smell of baked goods and flowers. "This is so pretty."
You giggled. "Thanks. So, umm...would you like to share my bedroom with me?"
Levi walked past you. "Is your bedroom this way?"
You laughed at him picking your room. "Yes." You slipped into your room and put his bags down. "You can stay for as long as you like."
Levi limped up to you, then placed his hands on your hips. "You're more beautiful in person." You kissed you and hummed in happiness. "I'm sorry I'm not how I used to be."
You cupped his face. "Are you kidding me? You're so handsome to me. I still love you. The man I feell in love with is the one right in front of me, unless someone else wrote me those letters."
Lev smiled a little. "It was all me."
You kissed him causing you both to sigh. "Then I love you deeply still."
Levi hugged you tightly. "I love you too. So, about your baking."
You giggled. "I made a lot, so you better be hungry."
"I'm starved."
You held his hand and walked with him. "Great!"
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Entrapment Chapter - 9 (Acceptance)
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After an eventful morning, you decided to go to the office. There was no point in staying at your so-called home and getting bored, Charlie was being taken care of by his babysitter, and Storm discovered the mansion. Thomas was nowhere to be found, so you decided to leave. You informed Frances that you’d be gone for the day and requested her to keep an eye out for Storm. You knew your puppy had a habit of getting into places where he shouldn’t be. She was a little surprised but concealed her reaction quickly.
She told you that Thomas had a driver waiting for you to take you wherever you wanted. You knew you had to follow Thomas’s orders. You gathered your stuff and asked the driver to take you to your office. You told him that you’d likely be busy here all day and would call him if you really needed a ride back to Thomas’s place. He told you that he’d wait for you till you get back.
“Sargent Major’s orders, Mrs Shelby”, his words were ringing in your ears.
Being back at the office and in your element made you feel a bit normal after the drastic turn your life had taken. Discovering your pregnancy, learning who Thomas Shelby really was, running away from him, getting caught and married within the same day, and finding you were now a stepmother, were a lot of life-altering events in a short period…
Thankfully, nothing had changed at your workplace, same old people, same old job. You were working on the competitor analysis, evaluating their websites, social media platforms, email campaigns, paid ads and any other channel they operate in. It was a tedious chore, and you were pretty happy with that. Marketing crises usually were much more challenging to manage, and you would have taken them happily, too—nothing more interesting to drown your life problems in than work.
You were staring at the excel sheets, trying to find any anomalies, when you felt someone lean against your table. You looked up to see James and Poppy.
“Hey Y/N, long time no see,” Poppy said.
“Hi Poppy, hi James, why so grumpy?” you asked, seeing James’s sullen face.
“Do you know Tommy fucking Shelby got married?” He exclaimed exasperatedly. You were speechless. How the fuck did anyone know about a marriage that happened at night, with little to no witnesses?
“He has been like this all morning”, Poppy added.
“And how do you know that he got married?”
“My friend at the city council said that someone from the Shelby family called late at night for an urgent appointment. And by the theory deductions, I am certain the only person who got married that late at night would be Tommy Shelby, the king of Birmingham, the blue-eyed devil, hot AF Zaddy,” He pouted.
You smiled. He definitely had a crush on Thomas Shelby. Poppy rolled her eyes at James's outburst.
“I swear to God if his wife is as snobbish as the old one, I will go on a strike.” James declared.
“And what strike would that be? A hunger strike, social media strike or, let me guess, a dick strike?” Poppy teased.
You laughed. This was comical. The whole situation was hilarious. You could tell James, but you didn’t want to embarrass him or let anyone know that you were now married to the king of Birmingham, a well-known and, by the looks of it, beloved gangster.
“So, where have you been?” Poppy turned the conversation to you.
“I needed a bit of change, so I went away for some time. ” You tried to remain vague.
“I heard you were pregnant… Is it true? Are you keeping it? Is the father involved? Do you want me to scare him into getting involved?” James, let the rain of questions drench you.
“Umm… yes, yes, and definitely no”, you replied.
“So, Is he from this office? Is it the guy you went on those cute dates with?” Poppy peppered in.
“No, and no”, you smiled.
“You’re no fun”, James quipped playfully.
“I am your boss. I am not supposed to be fun,” you retorted.
“I don’t like you. I will tell your baby how badly you treated their uncle, James and aunt Poppy,” James exclaimed.
“Wow, I didn’t know you were a snitch, James. What is that popular saying you British people quote? Snitches end up in ditches, and in your case, I will assign you the legwork for statistical product analysis,” you joked.
“I am not going to dig myself a deeper ditch, so, Tally ho, boss, let’s go, James” Poppy pulled James away, giving you a wink.
The rest of your day went pretty smoothly, with the usual meetings, discussions and data tracking. In your free time, you decided to research on being a stepmom, what was expected of you, the needs of a stepchild and all the abundant material on the internet. It was a mixed experience. You decided to start with the basics. You jotted down some notes on your phone. The day ended with you signing off on changing strategies, which was a risk you were willing to take.
You exited the building late, hoping not to draw attention to yourself. Everybody knew you walked to your place but seeing the car waiting for you may raise suspicions, and you didn’t want people to treat you any differently just because you married someone whose name carries fear and respect.
You greeted the driver, Scudboat, handing him some freebies you got from work for his trouble. You got a teddy for Charlie on the way to that dumb Arrow House. You reached the house around 6 PM, hopefully before Thomas.
Frances and Storm greeted you by the door. You bent down to greet your overzealous, loving but protective pup. You handed ointment to her for the burn on her arm you noticed in the morning. You asked her about Charlie, and you asked her to send the babysitter to the main hall along with Charlie.
You sat down on the chair, waiting for Charlie to come in. You were scared, anxious and full of nerves. What if he thinks of you as an evil stepmother? What if he hates you? What if he thinks you replaced his mother?
He was just a toddler and hadn’t been exposed to the world. The babysitter came in with Charlie in tow. You could feel her nervousness about you.
“Hi, I am Y/N Y/L/N” you got up to introduce yourself.
“Hi, I am Aaliyah”, she replied politely.
“Hello Charlie, I have a gift for you” you handed him the teddy. He seemed to love it, awarding you a stellar smile.
“I know I am new around here, but I wanted to ask about Charlie’s diet schedule and activities, his doctor’s appointments, all that sort of stuff,” you asked confidently.
Aaliyah filled you in with most of the details. You being you took notes of the things that needed to be taken care of. You asked Aaliyah to speak freely and not worry about consequences because you could feel hesitancy in her voice. She told you how she had been working overtime due to Thomas’s erratic schedule and how her Masters were getting affected. You apologised to her, mentally making a note to ask Thomas to pay her for the overtime. After your hearty discussion, you promised her a solution as soon as possible.
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A Completely Objective and Logical Ranking of Every Hetalia Character Song
New character songs are dropping,  I have too much time on my hands, let’s go. 
Also here’s a Youtube playlist for the ~✨nostalgia✨~
Bring it on in the tags 
71. Ah Legendary Class⭐The Awesome Me Highway [Prussia]: Absolutely tearing it up on the drums and on the vocal cords alike (I pray for Atsushi Kousaka). Great for the memes. 
70.  Happy Thoughts Museum [???]: This is listed as an official song but I had literally never heard of the title. Then I listened to it and BAM! Smack back to 2013 watching the teasers for the show on Funimation. Not sure I’d count it as a character song though...
69. (Nice)  My Song that is written by me for me [Prussia]: Deafened me but I can appreciate the industrial grind.
68.  My House is...Quiet. ~With the Trolls~ [Norway]: I have never heard this song, nor can I find any version of it online. By default it goes here and I am so sorry Norge.
67.  Make a Wish to Santa♪ [Sealand]: The discordant notes and childish exuberance only serve to make this sound like a demonic plea to Santa to eliminate the singer’s enemies.
66.  Heaven and Hell on Earth [Rome]: Rome sounds like he’s been in the corner of a restroom. Extra points for the metal version, minus points for the fact that the beach scene was replayed like 1764 times.
65. Canada Complete Introduction [Canada]: Quiet af until Kumacheerio shows up and blows out your speakers. they did you dirty my darling 😔
64.  It’s Easy!!! [America]: I don't think any video of this has ever stayed up for more than 20 seconds. Sounds cool, but like I was listening to 20 different genres at once, someone make him calm down.
63.  Bù Zàiyì the Small Stuff ☆ [China]: I cannot for the life of me find the complete song anywhere, clips have a cool beat though
62.  Let's Boil Hot Water♪ [Italy]: Exactly what it says on the tin..though a bit too close to elevator music for my tastes.
61.  The Fragrance of Early Summer [Japan]: Very ‘from the books’ Japan-esque song
60.  Peace Sounds Nice…[Baltic Trio]: All well and good until the radio demon shows up
59.  W●D●C ~World Dancing~ [America]: How a song can sound like it’s from 4 different decades at once is beyond me
58.  Overflowing Passion [BFT]: This is just drunken karaoke and I have 0 clue what’s going on #iconicforallthewrongreasons
57. Ren●Ren●Renaissance♪ [Rome+Chibitalia]: Wholesome Grandpa with Grandson content - barring the fact that Italy sounds on the verge of a nervous breakdown and Rome has had too much wine.
56.  Roma Antiqua [Rome]: Similar energy to any one of China’s songs - there’s a part of the song where it sounds like he’s singing in the shower, and I will never not laugh at [CENSORED]
55.  Country From Where the Sun Rises, Zipangu [Japan]: Very chill, very Japan, but just meh for me.
54.  Moon Over Emei Shan [China]: Good message, okay song.
53.  My Friend [England]: What a mind palace you must have Mr. Kirkland
52.  With Love, from Iceland [Iceland]: Three words: Heavy. Metal. Puffin.
51.  Having Friends is Nice...♫ [Russia]: Russia is the cutest thing ever
50.  Mm. [Sweden]: Smooth transition from WWE Smackdown to shopping at IKEA.
49.  Why don’t you come over? ~Beyond the Northern Lights~ [Iceland]: I don’t want to be mean but...this does sound like the second closing theme to an anime whose first closing was much more popular (à la Soul Eater)
48. Gakuen☆Festa [Germany, Italy, Japan]: Sounds like a 60s song of the summer but oh dear their voices do not go together. Hella cute though.
47.  Wa! Wa!! World Ondo [Main Cast]: One time I travelled 10 hours in a coach bus with a bunch of teenagers to a city of note in my country, and the only souvenir I bought was the fucking PAINT IT WHITE DVD. Perfectly chaotic, UN ĐĕùX~~
46.  In the Bluebell Woods [England]: In the album cover for this song he’s holding a guitar but this is not a rock song. Still has ‘running through the hills’ levels of dramatism though.
45.  Poi Poi Poi♪ [Taiwan]: You’re telling me that Taiwan, someone whose has *ONE LINE* in Beautiful World (which is criminal tbh what kind of representation-) managed to get an eNTIRE CHARACTER SONG???????
44.  White Flame [Russia]: There’s something to be said for a song that is 3x the length of any Hetalia episode
43.  Ich liebe… [Germany]: Baking cakes for your friends has never been so wholesome.
42.  We Wish you a Merry Christmas [America, China, England, France, Russia]: Nice to see they’ve gotten their shit together since United Nations Sta-hmm.
41.  Ah, Worldwide à la mode [France]: Sounds like a Disney Princess song, hard not to picture France frolicking in a field of flowers.
40.  Che Bello! ~My House is the Greatest!⭐~ [Italy]: Would not be out of place in an advertisement for Sea World.
39.  May You Smile Today [Japan]: THE feel good song of the summer
38.  Let’s Look Behind the Rainbow [Italy]: I will protect you.
37.  I'm your HERO☆ [America]: “Anyone who’s sad or sullen will be arrested” did NOT age well.
36.  Mein Gott! [Prussia]: Alternating headphone effect at the beginning is cool, so is the confidence...the actual singing on the other hand...
35. Nihao⭐China [China]: Listen, all of China’s character songs are great, I just can’t vibe with this one like some of the others.
34.  Pechka ~Light My Heart~ [Russia]: I’m still having difficulty wrapping my head around the fact that this and Winter were released at the same time.
33.  Pukapuka⭐Vacation [Germany, Italy, Japan]: Seems just a bit too much like they’re running on a treadmill that’s picking up speed and trying to sing at the same time. Peppy.
32.  Santa Claus is Coming to Town [Germany, Italy, Japan]: This is unironically the best song sung by this trio; can only vibe with for two months out of the year though.
31.  Excuse Me, I Am Sorry [Japan]: Japan’s character traits speedrun. Gives me barbershop quartet vibes for some reason but is catchy as hell.
30.  The Story of Snow and Dreams [Russia]: A superhero anime opening in the making
29. England’s Evil Demon Summoning Song [England]: Sir that is not how you roast a marshmallow, don’t cut yourself on that edge.
28.  Moi Moi Sauna♪ [Finland]: Exactly the type of song you’d expect and it’s wonderful
27.  United Nations Star⭐ [America, China, England, France, Russia]: This isn’t as much of a song as it is a four minute struggle for everyone to sing without America yelling every 5 seconds...Like a particularly musical episode of Hetalia.
26.  Paris is Indeed Splendid [France]: Paris-pa-pa-pa-paris
25.  Absolutely Invincible British Gentleman [England]: Poppy, rocky, polka-dotty
24.  Vorwärts Marsch! [Germany]: To quote the comment section: “This sounds like a German version of I’ll Make a Man out of you.” There’s some truth to that.
23.  Hamburger Street [America]: The product of America’s rapper phase. 8/10 because he’s trying so hard and because I can unironically sing along to all of this.
22.  Hoi Sam☆Nice Guy [Hong Kong]: A song that would absolutely destroy the ankles of anyone in DDR.
21.  I Am German-Made [Germany]: There was once a version that had Germany and Prussia singing at the same time and it sounded positively demonic and Broadway could never
20.  La pasión no se detiene ~Unstoppable Passion~ [Spain]: Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show-stopping...
19.  Fall in Love, Mademoiselle [France]: Sounds like it should be in Mozart Opera Rock, I have kiss kiss falled in love.
18. Embrace the Très Bien Moi [France]: This is the definition of SELF LOVE PEOPLE. 
17. Carrot and Stick [Belarus&Ukraine]: Absolutely DRIPPING in 2000s power ballad energy. The type of song that plays on repeat in the mind of the widow whose millionaire husband ‘mysteriously disappeared’ (and the only legit character song ever acknowledged by the anime)
16. C.B.C (Cowboyz Boot Camp) Vol. 1 [America]: AH MAH GAWWDDD
15. Winter [Russia]: Heavy metal fever dream and the perfect song for an angst-ridden teenager
14.  Seychelles Here ⭐ Vacation Island [Seychelles]: UN👏DER👏RA👏TED SONG👏OF 👏THE 👏SUM👏MER👏
13.  Nah, it will settle itself somehow [Romano]: One day I aspire to reach this level of chill
12.  Let’s Enjoy Today [England]: I will never not feel happy when listening to this.
11.  Einsamkeit [Germany]: Ludwig manages to air every single one of his worries about not being good enough compared to his friends and always being perceived as mean or uptight when he’s actually just a softie and now my heart hurts. 💔
10.  Aiyaa Four Thousand Years [China]: A very poignant and beautiful song about the passage of time and the inevitability of its passing; comparable to an ancient ballad complete with explosive crescendos and meaningful lyrics.
9.  Bon Bon Bon❤️C’est Bon C’est Bon! [France]: Peppy, cheerful, adorable, groundbreaking; has been my alarm tone for six years and I’ve yet to tire of it. 9/10 The moaning interspersed throughout has been an interesting wake-up call.
8.  Let’s Enjoy! Let’s Get Excited! Cheers! [Denmark]: This is on par with Everytime we Touch by Cascada in terms of rage potential unlocked (the good kind)
7.  Dream Journey [Japan]: Whoever’s playing the shakuhachi is absolutely KILLING IT. Dramatic, wonderful, great metaphors.
6.  Gourmet’s Heart Beginner Level [China]: Absolute banger, I’m a vegetarian but this would inspire me to eat shumai.
5.  Always with you...Nordic Five! [Nordic FIVVVVVEEEE]: Everyone harmonizes beautifully except for Denmark. Extremely catchy, number placement seemed appropriate. 
4.  Pub and GO! [England]: I love this trash man
3. Maji Kandou⭐Hong Kong Night [Hong Kong]: If you thought Denmark’s song was a banger JUST YOU WAIT. I WILL BLOW OUT MY SPEAKERS LISTENING TO LO-HA-SU.
2. Steady Rhythmus [Germany]: THIS SONG IS METAL AF. Seriously, if it can be classified as ‘hardcore’ by my father and his group of 50-somethings who have decided to single-handedly gatekeep the metal and hardrock genres, it can do anything.
1.  The Delicious Tomato Song 🍅 [Romano]: Beautiful, absolutely awe-inspiring, poignant, catchy lyrics with an extremely deep meaning that only years of meticulous research and analysis can unlock, Romano I love you.
BONUS: Closing Songs
5. Hatafutte Parade (World Series) 
4. Hetalian⭐Jet (The World Twinkle): The song is good, the dancing is cursed 
3. Chikyuu Marugoto Hug Shitainda (World⭐Stars)
2. Marukaite Chikyuu (Hetalia: Axis Powers): nE NE PaPA
1. Mawaru Chikyuu Rondo (The Beautiful World)
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Trollstopia blindblogging: episode 3a- Bring it in
Putting end thought at the top from now on for ease but I’m really proud of this show. I expected the same message but they pulled it out way less mean spirited than I had anticipated. Which is the sort of thing we need towards this message of Cultural exploration these days.
Also this Episode is hilarious, the song is peppy and fun (if not outstanding) and its just a really good time. Legit 4/5. While you should watch the Pilot for lore reasons, trolls is the kind of series you can skip some episodes and still be comfortable. I’d give this one a genuine watch recommendation if you are making a short list.
I’m avoiding the descriptions on this, but between the music on the title card and the title itself, it’s hugs and classical trolls, calling it now.
Something I’m finding moderately immersion breaking is these sadly small crowds we are seeing for large events. I know animation costs money buy at least vague colored blobs in the background as a suggestion of massive crowds would be nice. It was really kind of sad in Kick Off Party. In this case I either have to assume that 1, the huge crowds of trolls we saw in the pilot arriving have trickled off to a sad few or 2. Poppy is doing a long series of smaller meetings to be more personal with the trolls, and she’s going to be doing these things on repeat all day. I’m gong to assume the second.
“Twelve seconds! Forget the orderly line, form a chaotic mob!” What I saw of TBGO made me love Smidge. She’s just absolutly the best. Such sass, such chaos, so freaking cute
The Country Troll’s watch is a pocket watch that’s so freaking cute!
oh my god they hugged with their front hooves
ok wait I just found an animation error. The female troll pre and post announcing hug time are different trolls. The first was a bob cut and white hat with yellow skin and blue hair. the second had a brown hat and pigtails with the ends tied up and much lighter toned hair and purple skin. I only noticed because I thought their hats switched when they threw them in the air (they did) but they totally just switched a model half way through a scene!
The Funk watches glow and they hug with their necks that amazing
Classical Trolls looking uncomfortable? called it
Ok but really thinking about this the hug watches and hourly hugs are canonically a Pop Troll invention to celebrate their liberation from the Bergens (don’t get me started on pop culture trauma responses and how unhealthy their happy culture is or I won’t stop) so I’m wondering if the group is small because these are all the Trolls who heard about Pop Hug Time is whole ham for it and now looking at how excited they are this is genuinely cute AF
Ok Poppy and Smidge hug walking is super cute too like. Smidge being Poppy’s BFF is one of those things from TBGO that I really appreciate.
OK they gasped so long they passed out I got gasp just listening to them actually laughed.
but oh yeah called it. Victorian values. no touchy
OMG THEY BOW
Ok. OK. real talk here. About my personal headcanons. And that is. NONE OF THE CUTAWAYS ARE REAL. none. across the whole franchise. this is a very good example. We know how Troll babies work. And yet the image presented for the Classical birth is very reminiscent of human hospital births. I very truly believe that the cutaways, which are never referenced by the Trolls themselves (like “I remember the time you did such and such”) are symbolic shorthand for the audience’s benefit only. This also applies to flashbacks as described by a character, as I believe that is the impression the character had of that time and not a reflection of reality (the most prominent example I give of this is Cooper telling the story of how he was lost. I firmly believe the visuals were symbolic in nature and not literal for that sequence)
“Meyeh I have a huguh?”
Excuse Dante a moment he just had an experience
oh wait nevermind
But oh my god he’s such an asshole he’s doing this to her on purpose
ok like this took me some thinking because I tend to mindlessly respond to what I watch and then have to percolate on it so this is a response I inserted in after taking a break for a night because bed time but... he really is doing it on purpose. This is exactly what I mean by Poppy is just “a tiny bit racist and that doesn’t mix well with her “I know best” attitude.” Because she just insulted the hell out of the Classical Trolls as a whole. “We bow to express these same feelings instead” “um ok but do you have anything else for like, when you actually want to express these feelings but like.... more?” “We Bow.” Like The Classical Trolls aren’t missing out on anything they are just curious about this custom most of the other Trolls engage with way to just insult Dante’s entire culture directly to his face Poppy she really deserves his response.
“LACKLUSTER!” Absolute face of delight as she screams
ok that was a perfectly cut scream
OK I love the giant lotus town in the sky
Just realizing though the last was rock, this is classical. Hard bet we get a techno, country, and fun epi before they start mixing it up. Hard bet because it’s a sure win
OK I’ve seen her around but haven’t caught the name. Minuet huh? the little shoulder waggle got me. 
“In what language would you like me to answer that? I speak seven...teen...thousand! Actually no I got carried away there it’s seventeen” MAN Trollstopia really hitting it out of the park with their OC’s. I kinda love her. I might actually care about Classical trolls a bit. Amazing.
On that note, what languages does she speak? We do hear Korean and Spanish in WT but only in song and not spoken form and everyone seams to speak the same language. Is she capable of singing other genres naturally, or does she know the languages of non troll species?
“Raise your right arm. Raise your right arm. Raise your right arm. Your right arm not your leg.” I don’t know who writes this shit its funny as hell and whoever the voice director is is putting in some fucking work this is so funny
Yup theory is these little shits are doing this on purpose to Troll Poppy and I will accept no different no matter how the episode ends and the Classical Trolls are funny now
Fuckin SLAM that piano down
no wait its a HARPSICORD
“PAINFUL? UNCOMFORTABLE? THIRD ADJECTIVE?!” 
of course it’s uncomfortable they are doing this on purpose! (I hope)
OK look this episode is legit hilarious 
another perfectly cut scream
Classical trolls are legit terrifying though
“PAINFUL? UNCOMFORTABLE? THIRD ADJECTIVE?!”
ok so I Kinda half called it. 
Noting for myself, that bowing for Classical Trolls fits my reproductive and cultural headcanon’s I made.
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Poppy x MC Tinder AU
Summary: based off that one tumblr post about a girl who never experienced an orgasm and their friend hooks them up with their lesbian friend. aka, the au that no one asked for.
in which Veronica and Chloe find out that Poppy's never experienced an orgasm and they decide to help her out by creating a tinder account for her, cue MC finding her account and shenanigans happen.
Warnings: swear words maybe some smut but nothing too graphic. (OWO)
If anyone wants to be added to taglist please reply. As always these are only my headcanons so enjoy my take on that tinder au anon asked @somewillwin about. Your brain anon omg.
Taglist: @somewillwin @belvoiresqueenbee @origmansello @clownery-is-a-new-personality @kamilahtrash @poppysminion @poppysimp @captain-hanadeleine @poppysmc @iiizdumb @uselesslesbianfr @scattered-to-the-winds @idiot-justidiot @toyhenoctus
First of all this discussion happens one night where Poppy, Chloe and Veronica get their asses drunk at a frat party. Believe or not the top 3 girls of Belvoire actually care about each other, they just have a really weird way of showing it.
A heart to heart talk starts and the three of them start to confess things that they would never talk about when sober. Cue Poppy saying "I've never experienced an orgasm in my whole life."
Chloe and Veronica just look at Poppy shocked and their jaws drop. Veronica just looks at Poppy with a weird look of pity, whilst Chloe just stares.
After realising what she said Poppy quickly sobers up and clams her mouth shut. "What do you mean you've never had an orgasm before?!" Veronica all but yells. "Gee V, couldn't you have said that any louder, I don't think the whole school heard you." Poppy replies sarcastically.
Veronica just rolls her eyes and says "Girl, you're not getting out of this convo that easily. Now spill the tea sis." Chloe and Veronica look at Poppy expectantly, waiting for her to elaborate. Poppy just sighs and looks away cheeks flushed, as if embarrassed.
The two don't stop pestering her, so Poppy has no choice but to raise her hands in mock surrender. "Fine, I'll tell you" she says as her eyes narrow dangerously. "But if you tell anyone about this, I will actually erase the both of you from planet earth."
Poppy begins to explain that none of her exes made her feel good, and that whenever she had sex with any of them she always had to fake it, so much so that she's started to find sex boring.
Veronica and Chloe share a look and nod at each other. The both of them say "We're gonna set up a tinder account for you to find a good lay (basically the british version of saying good fuck), because that's just pretty fucking sad. Why didn't you tell us sooner, like bruhhh??."
Poppy just looks away and says "Its not like I can just go up to you guys and say 'I've never orgasmed before'". The two just nod their head in understanding before taking Poppy's phone and installing tinder.
They spend some time taking and choosing the best photos for Poppy to use on her tinder profile. (If anyone has seen Euphoria, you know that scene where Rue helps Jules take nudes, it's like that but PG-13) Considering that the three of them were pretty drunk, it was surprising to see how well it turned out.
Feeling sleepy, both Veronica and Chloe retreat back to their room, and Poppy just feels so tired that she falls asleep as soon as the other girls leave.
Waking up the next morning Poppy wakes up to the sound of her phone beeping numerous times and annoyed by the constant ping, she picks it up to see that almost all the notifications were from tinder.
Poppy is confused because wtf? When did she download tinder??? And then it hits her like a truck, 'Oh shit, we were all drunk as fuck last night, I thought that was some bizarre lucid dream but I actually have a tinder account. Fuck.' - she thinks to herself, embarrassed that Veronica and Chloe know her secret.
She sees a few messages from the group chat. Veronica sent her a message. "Poppy, istg if you delete tinder after all the time we spent making your profile look cute, I will post the ugliest picture I have of you on my insta." it reads. What surprised her is that Chloe actually backs Veronica up by saying "Yeah Poppy, it took our three collective brain cells to curate that account so you better use it."
Poppy giggles a little amused by her friends' reaction and she messages them back by saying "Fine, but if it doesn't work out you guys have to pay for my next shopping spree." Chloe and Veronica just agrees albeit unwillingly, but they know not to argue back.
Poppy decides to check the messages and matches that she got on tinder, disappointed but not surprised, most messages say "Send nudes" or a nude pic is attached to their messages. Poppy just rolls her eyes as she immediately unmatches them.
You were looking on tinder for your latest hook-up with no strings attached because ewww commitment and no one really caught your eye, except Poppy. Imagine your surprise when you find Poppy's profile on tinder, deciding that it was a troll account you decide to message them saying "Wow, of all the people you could choose to pretend to be, you choose the HBIC of Belvoire. Stop trying to catfish people, that's just shitty."
Poppy shocked at the sudden message that she gets from you scoffs and replies back "I'm not pretending to be anyone, Farmsville, in case you didn't know even I'm allowed to use tinder."
You just roll your eyes and text back "If you really are Poppy Min-Sinclair, prove it. I might hate Poppy's guts but trying to ruin her reputation by doing shit like this isn't funny."
This catches Poppy's attention, and suddenly she's curious. 'Why would she even stand up for me?' she can't help but wonder.
Poppy screenshots your conversation and sends it to Chloe and Veronica who have vastly different reactions. Veronica's response compiles of this emoji 👀, and the words "Farmsville likes girls, we been knew." and Chloe's response is more of a "WTF, I thought she was dating that Zoey girl."
The girls tell her that it would be fun to mess with you, and they tell her that she should prove that the profile is hers. Veronica also messages her privately saying "girl, her bio legit says 'not looking for commitment' this is like your chance to sleep with her and if you don't, I will." Poppy just grunts in annoyance and decides that fine, she supposed that you were attractive enough for a hook-up.
When you don't get a reply within the next ten minutes you scoff and roll your eyes. 'Damn, people really stoop so low huh.' - you think to yourself. There's a slight disappointment that crosses your mind once the account stopped replying to your messages. You were kind of hoping that it was the real Poppy after all.
Against her better judgement (gay denial right here folks, you're the first to see it), she decides to take a selfie and sends it to you.
Right as you're about to unmatch to what most likely seems to be a fake account, you're surprised to see a message from Poppy's supposed account. It was a selfie of Poppy, where instead of her usual pink fur coat, she's wearing something casual, and to be fair it's a really nice mirror selfie. (This is what I imagine) (I still stand by my headcanon of Poppy looking like Chungha but I couldn't find a good photo lolol)
Doubting that it's really Poppy, you decide to check your socials to see if she's uploaded any new images, and so far you haven't found anything. However you're nothing if not stubborn. You ask if she could prove that she's real and not some weirdo.
Poppy just rolls her eyes annoyed that she's being questioned, as a last ditch effort to gain your trust she sends another selfie, which is a bit more revealing than the last and once you see it your brain stops functioning.
Regaining your composure, you message her saying "I thought you had a boyfriend? What the fuck?" The only response you get is a reaction gif of some girl rolling their eyes. Being the little shit you are you decide to annoy her by sending selfies back, each photo more provocative than the last.
Poppy amused by the photos decides to get you back and it becomes a game of one-upping each other to see who takes better thirst traps. This continues on for an entire week (It's such a stupid competion and both of you know but you're both competitive af so yeah.) until Poppy snaps and contacts you using her actual phone number instead of the app.
Poppy's already frustrated and she's annoyed because she can't stop thinking about you and your stupidly hot, gorgeous body - oh my god I'm going insane she thinks to herself. She decides enough is enough and messages you. "FUCK YOU FARMSVILLE! BACK DOWN ALREADY!"
You wouldn't be yourself if you didn't have a sassy comeback ready so you reply with "FUCK ME YOURSELF YOU COWARD!" sending her yet another thirst trap, this one more revealing than the others.
Poppy snaps when she sees the message and she's quick to make a reservation to her favourite hotel in NYC, because as if she'd be seen taking you to her room. She gets the biggest room because she's extra like that and she knows she deserves the best.
The only response you get is a pinned location on the map, aptly captioned, "Meet me here Farmsville and I'll make you eat your words."
Still feeling feisty you reply with "Is that a threat or is that a promise? 😘😜" and Poppy just tells you to hurry up.
This is a really stupid idea - you think to yourself. You can't help but be suspicious of Poppy wanting to meet up, after all she can use this information against you. However none of that matters to your lust riddled brain, considering the last hook-up you've had was with Professor Kingsley and that was quite some time ago and you're really horny for some action.
You quickly dress in your best underwear, and choose something fashionable yet casual to wear because let's face it even if you hate Poppy, you don't want to look like a loser if you're gonna hook up.
Once you get there, you quickly make your way to the designated room that Poppy told you to go to. Knocking on the door, you're lowkey expecting Belvoire students to berate you, but once the door opens all you can see is Poppy.
Poppy is dressed in nothing but her underwear as she pulls you into the room. Feeling a bit awkward, you decide to break the ice by saying "I lowkey expected this to be some weird plan where you embarass me in front of your clique."
Poppy just looks at you and she scoffs as she says "As much as I hate you Farmsville, even I wouldn't stoop that low. Plus it's a crime to share nudes without a person's permission." You just look at her in disbelief jaw dropping as you take all of her in. I mean if you thought she looked good in the photos, then damn seeing it in real life was a different experience entirely
She notices that you're staring and she just flashes you a smirk and says "See something you like?" and all you want to do is wipe the smirk off her perfect face.
Stepping closer to Poppy, you make the first move and kiss her roughly, each kiss longer than the last and you can feel your heart pound as your nervousness dissipates and all you can focus on is the smell of Poppy's perfume and how it drives you wild. As well as how soft her skin feels against your hands and it's enough to drive you over the edge.
Poppy pulls away and you follow after her, annoyed by the fact that the kisses stopped. You can hear her pant as she struggles to breathe.
As soon as Poppy catches her breath, she says "I'm starting to feel under dressed so let's fix that shall we?" She pulls you towards the bed and she strips your clothing off, and you can't help but stare because holy shit this is actually happening. You start to wonder if you're dreaming until you feel Poppy kiss you again, this time slower and softer and you can't help the wistful sigh that escapes your lips.
You decide to take the lead until you hear Poppy say something. "Wait a minute Farmsville." You stop and listen because no matter how sexually frustrated you might be at the moment, consent is always important.
You wait patiently for her to start talking and she says "Don't make fun of me, but I've never known what an orgasm feels like." You can tell that she's flustered by the way she looks away and refuses to make eye contact.
Your eyes soften up and you kiss her gently on the neck and whisper "I guess that's something we can improve after tonight, but if you feel uncomfortable at any moment in time just tell me to stop." Surprised that you even cared about how she felt Poppy just nods her head softly at you.
"I'm gonna start touching you, okay Poppy?" you say your voice gentle, as you hope that it soothes her nerves. "Just relax and let me do the work, alright, I promise I won't hurt you." Poppy just shoots you a shy smile and your heart pounds because fuck that's the cutest fucking thing you've ever seen.
Kissing your way to her inner thighs, you can hear and feel her squirm against your touch. In order to keep her still, you place her hands on your hair and assure her that it's okay if she tugs on it. You place your hands on her hips to keep her steady as you tease and suck on her clit.
Poppy's small moans of contentment makes you want to do more, so you try extra hard because you want to hear more. You can feel Poppy's body begin to shudder and you can tell that she's close and spurred on by that you insert your fingers into her core and thrust until you can hear scream in pleasure.
You can't help but stare as her body starts to spasm and you let her grind so that she can climax again and it's the most erotic moment of your life.
Poppy feels her whole vision turn white for a moment and she feels euphoric once she realises that she came.
As soon as she regains her bearings, she turns to you, who looks very satisfied, and omg did she just see you lick her juices off your finger. That sends a wave of arousal straight to her core and she looks away embarrassed from being turned on again just a few seconds after coming.
You put your hand on her chin and turn her face towards you forcing her to make eye contact. "It's not over yet, Princess. I'm pretty sure that we can wriggle more of those out of you and the night is young." you say your voice dropping an octave.
By the time that you've finished, Poppy's mind has gone blank and she feels so tired that she doesn't think she can move. She's got to give you props though, because goddamn that was the first time she actually enjoyed sex and she actually got to cum too.
Noticing that Poppy's too tired to move, you decide to lift her up in a princess carry and surprised by your sudden action Poppy's about to protest until you just tell her to be quiet.
Placing Poppy in the bath tub, you turn on the faucet and makes sure that the water isn't too hot or cold as it fills up. After the bath has been filled you slip into the bathtub behind Poppy as you help her clean up.
'Okay now she's just being unfair, why is she being so nice.' Poppy thinks to herself. Trying to make conversation Poppy says "Why are you taking care of me, I half expected you to leave after we fucked." You rest you chin on her shoulder and say "I didn't want you to catch a cold, and besides what kind of a person would I be if I just left you on your own? I like to think of myself as a gentlewoman." You start to place soft kisses on her shoulders and Poppy just sighs wistfully, feeling at peace as she leans back against you. "Don't tell anyone but this was actually the most fun I've had. Hell I don't think any of my exes would have compared against you." Poppy says shyly.
You can't help the smile that creeps it's way to your face. "You can't say shit like that Poppy, I'm pretty sure you're gonna give me a heart attack if you act this soft." you say teasing lilt in your voice and you can hear Poppy giggle. It sounds so soft and you realise that it's a sound that you want to hear.
Your relationship as enemies with benefits start and the both of you can't really keep your hands off each other, God forbid if you're in the same room.
Intense stares from across the room that everyone assumes to be glares, but little do they know that it's your own way of communicating.
One day Poppy calls you up and tells you that you're going shopping, but in reality it was just an excuse to spend more time with you. On the way to the mall, you guys get frisky in the car and before you can stop yourself you say "Babe" and you can't help but think that you've fucked up.
Poppy doesn't say anything but she likes the new pet name and can't wait to hear you say it again.
You guys go to a high end designer store and one of the staff approaches you and says "You guys look good together." While you're quick to deny it, Poppy just thanks them, but as she hears you deny it her eyes widen and you can see her heart break in front of your eyes. Poppy runs off and you're confused.
The employee looks at you and says "I probably shouldn't say anything else today but you should go after her. It's obvious that you both like each other."
Searching the mall, you're relieved once you see Poppy sitting down on a bench, and you approach her carefully. You see that her eyes are red and you feel shitty because you're the reason why she's crying.
Poppy notices you and she's about to run off again until you catch her wrist in your hand. "Poppy please look at me." you plead and she doesn't budge as she tries to get away from your grip.
Seeing that she can't outrun you considering you're holding onto her she just sighs and looks at you. Her face is covered in tears and you use your other hand to wipe them away.
"You know after you called me babe in the car, I was so happy because I thought that it meant that we were dating, but I guess I was just another girl for you to fuck." Poppy says and your heart breaks.
"I thought that you didn't like me that way, so I quickly denied that we were dating. I do like you Poppy, but you never made it clear that we were in a relationship. Though to be fair I should have tried to clear things up too. I guess we're both idiots huh?" You say as you hold her face between your hands.
Leaning in you capture Poppy's lips and she eagerly kisses you back, happy to resolve the misunderstanding.
Unbeknownst to the both of you a Belvoire student caught everything on camera and by the next day everyone on campus knows that you guys are dating.
No one dares to say anything because uhhh POWER COUPLE and they're highly scared of Poppy killing them lol.
Long story short Poppy sees your tinder account and you compete for better thirst traps and well you start fucking and it ends up with you two dating.
Well that was long, hope you guys enjoy, don't forget to like or reblog if you like it.
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alixennial · 4 years
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Next week is Nikolai’s last ever update and whilst I’m incredibly sad about that, at least his story won’t get dragged out for profits. His route has been consistently amazing and each update seems to pack twice as much content as any other route without ever feeling rushed or chaotic (unless deliberately chaotic because, Poppy shenanigans). There’s gonna be a massive gap to fill in the schedule when his route wraps up!!
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This scene is so cute and tender but, like always, with a little humour. Oof... imagine Nikolai critiquing your writing. Savage. I love how MC comforts Nikolai at these times, giving him space to process without pushing him whilst always being 100% there for him. They are so well suited.
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Nikolai’s relationship with Remy is often featured in his route. This is just a small nod to how close they are but it did make me stop and think of something, so: If I crash into conversations with you with ‘aaaaaaa’ or ‘wtf’ or similar without a ‘Hi how are you’, it means I consider you a friend asdfgfdsasdfgh 😂
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I haven’t posted much about Vidocq as the antagonist of this/last season, but he is creepy af. I’ve always said that his weakness is his inability to understand loyalty and friendship and that will be his undoing. That was pretty much confirmed this week. He’s not stupid though, he knows they’re stronger together so he’s trying to pick off members of the Poppy individually. As if he thinks this can drive a wedge between Remy and Nikolai? Was that his plan? pffft. And then follows up with “Do they share you? I’ve been wondering.” Dude wtf.
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Nikolai’s route always gives plenty of time to the rest of the Poppy but especially this week. They are more than just background characters so if you enjoy the group dynamics, I recommend you give Nikolai’s route a try. Zoe is so badass, but also a shout out to Jett who called Vidocq an “Absolute skeleton-grinning tosser.” 👏
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One of the absolute highlights this week was seeing Casimir and Benoit!! I may have yelled! 😂  I knew it was them as soon as there was hammering at the door followed by a polite knock 😂😂😂   I adore them both, but Caz showing up to pledge his loyalty was very heartwarming. I know that ‘murdercousin’ would be more than capable of burying Vidocq, but I do like the outcome of this little meeting - and they absolutely will be having a double date with Nikolai and MC at some point!! I think this was probably a goodbye to those 2 characters. I’d love a little spin-off story for the two of them but I won’t hold my breath.
I’m not posting the CG because i’M nOt AlLoWeD- but it was a strange choice of image for this weeks update. Almost like..., here’s the story..., oh, OK, I drew this,.... oh, I’ll write something for it then. Ya know. 🤷‍♀️  I’m looking forward to next weeks which I’m sure will be a masterpiece for his final update 🤞😬
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hiii ~ i was wondering what makes chanbaek different from other baek/yeol ships for you? like why do you support/believe in them more than sb or cs :D stay safe!!
Okay so at first, I was going to answer this without going on a long tangent on why I believe/support them but then I remembered I was extra af and I can’t help it.
So, buckle up because I’m going to list 5 moments/reasons why I believe in Chanbaek.
1. THE WAY THAT THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER
Yes, this is one of the strongest reasons why I believe in them. I’ve seen the way the rest of the members look at each other and nothing compares to how they look at each other.
Exhibit A: So, in this moment Chanyeols walking by and just /look/, really look, at the way Baekhyuns staring at Chanyeol. He has stars in his eyes and sooo much fond and love directed towards Yeol. Also, another big thing about this moment is Baekhyun realizing they’re in public and him slowly changing expressions back to neutral. He didn’t even realize it until he looked into the crowd and remembered where he was. It’s such a pure and uncontrolled emotion. (I think about this aaaaaa lot) 
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Exhibit B: this gif do be massive though lmaoo but anyways chanyeols got no chill either. (siiigh) they’re so fond of each other.
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2. THE COUPLE RINGS
These are actual wedding bands that they’re wearing. Look I get people say like ‘well they could be friendship rings’ but cooome on. I get they’re rich but why would they get wedding bands together and fuel chanbaek shippers further. There are many other rings that they’ve worn together as well. (let me know if you want to see more)
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3. SHARING CLOTHES
This just speaks for itself. The countless clothes they both share and none of EXO shares clothes like them. It’s clear they share a closet together. This is just a few examples of countless clothes they’ve worn of each other’s. Also, its cute seeing the way the clothes are huge on Baekhyun and then look regular and oversized on Yeol. 
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4. (NOT SO) SUBTLE MOMENTS
Exhibit A: Grabbing Baeks cake but discreetly lmao
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Exhibit B: I MEAN HOW MORE OBVIOUS THEN THIS
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Exhibit C: JK heres something more obvious. There’s literally no heterosexual explanation for this. People be like ‘haha they’re just two friends messing around’ what friend does this to you, and you react like you’re feeling it and getting horny. If this were something we were supposed to see/know Chanyeol would have said to Baek to stop messing with him or something else. But this reaction just makes it 10000 times more obvious. (also watch EXO showtime lmao)
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5. THE SONGS 
I was going to go on a long thing about all the songs Yeol has written for Baekhyun and other songs as well, but I think I already went way overboard with the rest. Poppy’s analysis is worth checking out (X) and also yeolspuppy as well (X)
There are so many other things I can go on ages about like how they live together and the way they support each other as well. But no one asked. Anyways I hope this answered your question!
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Book Recs Jan-Jun 2020
I’ve been reading voraciously these past six months (my Goodreads challenge says 68 books so far). Here are some memorable reads, grouped according to what you might be into.
I want queer romance please:
Brothers of the North Wild Sea by Harper Fox (m/m historical)
This book ruined me (in a good way). Or maybe it isn’t good that I’ll be carrying it inside my heart for ever and ever till the end of my days, my lip wobbling at the mere thought of it. A wonderful romance, a pairing I adored, gorgeous prose, a fascinating historical background (medieval times, north of England, Viking invasions). There’s a faint supernatural undercurrent that becomes more prominent at the very end. I sobbed through the last few pages with fear, with relief, with happiness. Highly, highly recced.
Bitter Springs by Laura Stone (m/m historical)
Every historical novel I’ve read is set in the UK, so the fact that this is a US historical book was fascinating to me. Two POC cowboys fall in love while seeking mustangs in the wilderness of Texas (?? idk where Del Rio is). It’s sweet and loving with a side-serving of jealousy when a former lover briefly appears on the scene; but mainly it’s two men getting to know each other and falling in love in the desert. I loved the horses too.
The Sins of Cities trilogy by KJ Charles. (3 books, 3 different couples, interconnected, m/m historical)
OK so the first book in the series didn’t do much for me. A pairing who loves to be domestic and sweet and to drink tea by the fire is cute... but I got bored. The second one, though... I think my eyes popped out of my head from the sheer heat of it. Justin Lazarus shot to the Top-5 of my fave characters of all time, and I’d willingly kill all of you for him, sorry that’s how it is. The trilogy is a murder mystery set in Victorian London, and unlike most romance series, you’ll need to read the books in order. Overall, this isn’t my fave series of KJC, but it was fun nonetheless, and it does have Justin in it so it’s worth a read.
Slippery Creatures by KJ Charles (m/m historical)
This one is amazing!!! This is KJC’s latest, first in a trilogy with the same pairing, which means the HEA is 2 books away (it doesn’t mean that this ends unhappy; another reader called it the WNDY ending -- We’re Not Done Yet). Boy, this is a scorcher. Set in the 1920s, it features spies, secret societies, murder, lies, kidnapping, grey characters with elastic morals: these are all catnip for me, and I inhaled this novel twice in a week. Highly recced for anyone into a gay historical romance, who loves a bit of pulp with their gay sex. The second installment is out next month.
The 13th Hex (novella) and Widdershins by Jordan L. Hawk (both m/m historical paranormal, but different universes)
I can’t say I’m enamoured by Hawk’s writing skills; in fact, I usually feel a tad let-down by the prose, mainly because the books have such potential. Hawk’s plotting is fantastic and his world-building fascinating and truly unique. I just love both of these worlds and their magic systems. Hot sex too. I don’t want to discourage people: I’m possibly just too fussy with prose. Hawk is super popular and you should give his books a shot. Widdershins is free! (In case it sways you: Hawk recently came out as a trans man.)
Unnatural by Joanna Chambers (m/m historical)
I read a few romances by Chambers lately, some less satisfying than others. This one is a standalone companion novel to her most popular series, called Enlightenment, set in Regency Britain. It’s a well-written fast read; a friends-to-lovers romance, with lots of tension and chemistry between the leads. As in all Chambers books that I’ve read so far, there’s lots of angst about one’s homosexuality (very era-appropriate) and lots of pull-and-push before it ends in a very HEA.
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Do you have anything with fantasy and/or magic, my kind lady?
His Majesty’s Dragon by Naomi Novik (alternate history, Napoleonic wars with dragons)
Do you like dragons who talk and bond with honourable officers during times of war? Do you love soulmate bonds and sentiments such as: “I’ll do anything for you” and “You’re mine” but when it’s people, it makes you uncomfortable? Well, here former Naval officer Lawrence and his dragon Temeraire (and all dragons with their handlers) have this bond, and it’s the best thing ever. I’m in love with Temeraire, I shiver at the profound bond between Lawrence and his intelligent dragon, and I can’t wait to read the rest of the series by a beloved author (ahem).
The Dark Artifices by Cassandra Clare (YA urban fantasy)
I don’t hold the best opinion of Clare’s writing skills so I was pleasantly surprised when I read the first installment a few years back (Lady Midnight). I decided to reread it during quarantine, and then I moved on to the second one, Lord of Shadows. They’re both long novels, tightly-plotted, with several romances evolving on page.
I was excited to read the last one, A Queen of Air and Darkness, but alas! I didn’t love it. To start with, it’s 1000 pages long, and unlike books of that length that I’ve read, you feel it. The book drags. Everyone and their mother has a POV and a love story on page. There are no subplots, because they’re all Plots: all afforded equal space in the narrative, so there’s lots happening at the same time, but the story doesn’t feel like it’s moving forward with a good pace. As the end of the trilogy, Clare indulges in some of her fave elements, namely mentioning someone’s eye colour every three pages, or having every single person paired up by the end (something which bothers me a great deal). There are a few plot contrivances that ensure her main pairing conveniently gets their HEA. I confess I skimmed most of the last part of the book. I’m happy I read it and got to the end of the story, but I can’t say I was satisfied. If you’re looking for an undemanding, escapist fantasy, though, it’s the ticket: it certainly worked for me when I had quarantine brain.
This Is How You Lose the Time War by Amar El-Mochtar & Max Gladstone
Sci-fi, literary af, two time-travel agents from opposing Agencies bent on destroying each other, exchange letters and fall in love. I’m completely torn in half: half of the book (the prose, the imagination) left my jaw on the floor. The rest of it left me cold and indifferent. Wonderful prose, couldn’t get into the characters. Short and dense.
Swordspoint by Ellen Kushner
Queer fantasy novel that gives strong Dangerous Liaisons vibes. Written in 1987, one of the first fantasy novels to feature a society where same-sex is accepted. The writing is beautiful, the plot twisty. There’s no actual magic, but there are sword fights, courtroom drama, intrigue. Good fun if you like that kind of thing.
The Poppy War by R.F. Kuang
Adult fantasy. So far (I’m half-way through) it’s phenomenal. I’ve seen it recced everywhere and was so happy to see that Scribd offered it in my subscription. Set in a Chinese-inspired world, it features a vivid setting and memorable characters, and I’m loving it. I predict it’ll be my new fave. Do heed the content warnings (pretty much every CW you can think of applies); it’s quite dark as it progresses.
A bunch of novellas and short stories by Aliette de Bodard
This author came to my notice about a year ago. I’ve been following her on twitter ever since, but didn’t have the chance to read any of her work until I saw she had a bunch of stuff available on Scribd. I read a couple of sci-fi novellas set in a Vietnamese-inspired future; The Citadel of Weeping Pearls was my fave.
She’s also published a fantasy trilogy with fallen angels and magic set in a war-ravaged Paris, which sounds awesome. I haven’t read it, can’t afford to yet, but I did read two short stories set in that ‘verse and they were fabulous. The atmosphere, the setting, the premise, the Fallen of the Dominion universe just sounds like very much my thing. Here’s a link to some free stories they offer, if you want to check out her writing.
The Autobiography of a Traitor and a Half-Savage by Alix E. Harrow
I read a short story by Harrow several months ago and was blown away. I’ve rarely fell so fast and so deeply in love with an author. I haven’t read her debut yet, but I came across this short novella and she blew me away again. It’s a story set in the US, magical realism rather than fantasy imo, and it’s about colonialism and the land, and it’s so powerful. You can read it for free at Tor.com. Please do, it’s incredible.
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