#possibly smutty

[yardofangels]

hai, what do you think readers reaction would be to seeing König in a proper tailored suit for the first time? whether it's for a date or taking her to a friends wedding. love your writing btw! ^_^

OMG BABY'S FIRST REQUEST (its me im baby)

so glad you like my writing!! hope you enjoy this :3

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SHE WOULD LOSE IT

she stumbles on him in bathroom or the bedroom lazily doing his tie up, unaware that she's staring from behind the door frame. his sleeves rolled up to his forearms because he cant stand the feeling of the cuffs tickling his wrists (god forbid wearing cuff links), accentuating his fuck-off large biceps.

reader just wants to jump him. he looks so handsome, a suit is the most timeless way to flatter a man. and flatter it does. she swears he has more of a waist than she does, the way it pulls in and sticks tightly to his chest and hips, she can see every single muscle rolling under the white fabric, reminding her of how they roll when he... yeah! his shoulders contorting as he smooths out the tie and flicks his collar down, she can't take her eyes off it.

and lord, there is something so satisfying about seeing her usually roughed-up and careless man all prim and proper. no scruffy stubble, no dirt under his nails, no hair covering his forehead. the fabric just CLINGING to him everywhere it matters, and as he shifts slightly on his feet, purely acting from his subconscious, his thighs tense. jesus christ, the material was almost too tight. did they fuck up his measurements or something? was he even able to move?? surely he could move enough to...

she's struggling to keep it together.

konig notices a flash of movement in the corner of his eye, and it came as no surprise for him that it was her. he turns around with a grin on his face, able to read what's on her mind.

"you like it, schatz?"

stupid question. but, a rhetorical question. he cuts her off before she can respond, leaning down to give her a quick kiss.

"of course i like it." she mumbles while touching up his hair. even after slicking it back, a few strands were falling over his eyes.

his aftershave is circling around her, making it harder to concentrate.

"i am still not sure about this...look. feels too fancy for me." konig shifts on his feet again, staring down at the ground. he never liked dressing up, not ever. makes him feel out of place.

"maybe a little, but that's alright, baby. it won't matter when it's on the floor."

[elstoy]

thinking abt the doctor!abby request i have in my inbox that sounds so hot but could also get me cancelled <3

[kuro-lan]

A tiny while ago I wrote this lil (smut) fic. This fandom doesn't seem to be that big and I'm helplessly obsessed with the series. So in case there is someone else that is desperate for some Ashaf x Guideau stuff, I made this.

That's all <3

[morewyckedthanyou]

Just a few photos of the Trespasser DLC just for myself because I want to remember the playthrough where my Inquisitor romanced Dorian - and because I had way too much fun conversing with my companions only to have my heart ripped out immediately after.

Cassandra sure is so good talking about feelings. She's like me that way. I loooove reading the dirtiest smut and cheesiest romance but actually talking about romance in real life - hell naw! Anyways, Cadash was so ready to take Cassandra's advice and propose! And then Dorian had to drop that fucking bomb on him. The worst part is I of course knew it would happen and he'd leave for his beloved and awful homeland but it still hurt. Fuck. Well at least there is that sending crystal he gave the Inquisitor. They made up - and made out - afterwards of course.

Aaaaand bonus Varric and his words to Dorian because... Thanks pal. You're really good at rubbing salt to the wounds.

[inklore]

when i drop a bunch of drabbles over the next few days no one complain about me spammin their feed because i’m on a writing roll 😤

[beachyserasims]

Im so proud of myself!!! I made a sexy pixel scene that is under 30 pics

[ms-all-sunday]

i want to read good porn but i dont want it to be zosan again im usually fine with that because the level of kinky i want outweighs the level of "i care which characters are being protrayed" but now i do!!now i want it to be someone other than zoro and sanji

[allylikethecat]

🔥 🍓

YAY!! More works in progress emoji ask game!! questions!! Thank you so much for sending these my way! I love ask games! If anyone else wants to send some in or reblog the list it can be found HERE. I also apologize if some of my answers are repetitive.

🔥 - your most smutty wip

As the least confident and most awkward smut writer in existence (it always comes out so cringe and then I lose track of body parts and it's all just a mess) On a Friday is shaping up to be my smuttiest WIP which... makes sense with it being an omega verse fic. I hope I can get it together enough and write a few half way decent spicy scenes for some of the upcoming chapters.

🍓 - wip you think people will like most

According to my polls Make Way for Ducklings and anything to do with the Infection Verse are always really popular - I also think people will enjoy the SATVB sick fic when I get it together and post that one as well! I'm going to be honest though, I hope people enjoy ALL my fics

Thank you so much for sending me these fun questions!! I'm so grateful that people are willing to not only read my fics, but chat with me about them on the interwebs! I hope your Wednesday was wonderful and that you have a lovely rest of your week!

❤️Ally

[litwhorees]

obviously the Cavs aren’t a popular team so they aren’t getting written about much but I can’t help this issue because the typa Cavs stuff I have hidden away in my notes/docs is shit like

“Jayson and Donovan go on a weekend baecation”-only it’s actually abt Darius and Isaac babysitting Deuce and the currently unnamed toddler I gave them and Don and Jayson are mentioned like twice

Or

“Caris and Isaac have to have a serious conversation abt their relationship because it’s obviously deeper than mentor/mentee”- but its not a romantic thing but a “sorry I treat you like a literal child sometimes” “no it’s okay I actually enjoy it so where do we go from here??” type thing

very weird and very self-indulgent 💀

[cryingatships]

If ao3 stays down for another 24 hours then I may just start writing a 5 Pisaeng x 1 Kawi BMF smut fic that was I was inspired to write by THAT ONE GIF set but never actually did cos 1) I had too much stuff to read n watch 2) I don't think ppl in the bl drama fandom would appreciate such debauchery

But with queerphobes ddos-ing my beloved emotional support website I MUST start writing the nastiest smuttiest shit to protest it's like my moral duty and obligation

[a-passing-storm]

[gretavanfleetposts]

I am in need of friends to lovers Josh recs if anyone has them!!!

[infernal-feminae]

Nifty Smash Big O? How would that work?

Just don't think about it too hard

[recurring-polynya]

happy hump day! here is the smut i promised you. As usual, it is very, very stupid.

Rukia and Renji Bone Down in the Urahara Shouten Stockroom (ao3 only!!)

Summary: Rukia gets a new pair of socks and wants Renji to admire them.

Rating: Explicit sexual content.

[gummydummy19]

In that mindset where every single sex position other than missionary feels too fucking far away

[inklore]

when do u think ur posting your Jordan li fic?

(btw pls don’t feel pressured or anything I’m just curious <3)

this week hopefully! it’s sitting at 6k right now 😬 i’d apologize for dropping such a lengthy fic on yall, but the brain rot won’t be stopped!!