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[theharlotofferelden]

Genuinely loved the experience of being at camp for the first time and seeing all the companions with their tits out like they're all gonna go clubbin or some shit

Then there’s Gale

Who's just. So utterly swagless that his clothes smell like dusty old books. My man doesn't give a fuck about the drip he's getting his ass ready for bed

[exceptionally-stupid]

Kabru trying his usual approach to undermining people against Laios is so funny. It’s like he’s a grandmaster at chess, poker, and everything else that requires mind-games coming up to a guy, fully expecting to beat him at any game under any circumstances, only to realize he didn’t prepare for the one thing he’d actually be faced with, which is a hotdog eating contest against a guy whose friends call him “the vacuum cleaner”.

[cottonspotten]

*person has consented to being eaten; they’ve donated their body. they died without suffering. you can cook the meat. you will not get sick from the meat.

bonus: explain why!

[veevacious]

NAME: Vala "Vee" Carerro-Noceda PRONOUNS: She/They BIRTHDAY: 27 August 2003, age 20

MAGIC STATUS: Magical Species, Basilisk -- (Not Publicly Known) NATIONALITY: American, Prev. Boiling Isles ETHNICITY: Filipino ACCENT: American HEIGHT: 5’2" BUILD: Lean COMPLEXION: Medium, Warm EYE COLOR: Brown HAIR APPEARANCE: Long, curly, highlighted dark brown. DAILY JEWELRY: Simple Studs. No other jewelry, usually.

OCCUPATION: PrideU, Digital Arts & Creative Writing (2nd Year), Clerk (Chapter Three) RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single. SEXUALITY: Queer???????

WHAT WOULD YOU FIND IF YOU GOOGLED THEM:

personal: @vee.va.noceda || You would see pictures of Vee's life (High School Pictures of Softball and Broadcasting Club, #BoothLife in the School Plays, Family Photos.

art: @viiartisan || Vee doesn't put her real name on her art accounts. She posts fan-comics and original work on this insta and twitter. She does everything she can to keep her personal and art accounts separate.

OTHER: TBA

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other muses: julieta "juli" madrigal | menodora "moon" butterfly-johansen | majke "magica" de spell | sylvia "sylvie" marpole

[jamietarttsnorthernattitude]

We’re fanfiction writers, of course:

We’re going to use song lyrics as titles.

We’re going to check for comments 30 seconds after we post something.

We’re going to have more WIPs than days of the month.

We’re going to use any excuse to post snippets.

We’re going to use ask box games to procrastinate.

We’re going to hype up our writer friends.

We’re going to scream, cry and throw up reading our friends’ work.

[homosexula]

i mean. who said that.

[greyias]

Oh look, it seems everyone has been opted into the unfortunate "experiment" now. For everyone who has been blissfully using the old UI up until now, welcome to hell :)

Do you not like hell? Do you want to leave and crawl back up into the sunlight of the old UI? Well, have I got a link for you! A beautiful tumblr user (who is not me) has gone and fixed things beautifully for you already: https://github.com/enchanted-sword/dashboard-unfucker

You will need to have Tampermonkey installed on your browser of choice, and once that's done, just go to the github link above, and peruse the readme to install. And voila! You have your old dash back!

The authors of XKit Rewritten said during the experiments that at the time, since this was an "experiment" they weren't going to implement anything to revert to the old UI (although who knows if they'll do it now). And the dashboard unfucker has worked beautifully enough for me to where I genuinely couldn't tell if they had ended the experiment or not.

[majkemaniiia]

📍 majke "magica" de spell

NAME: Majke Diana de Spell, but everyone calls her Magica PRONOUNCIATION: MIE-keh, variation of maria, manke; the j is semi-silent PRONOUNS: She/Her BIRTHDAY: 27 April 1972, age 51

swyn bio | google doc | 2024 character sheet

MAGIC STATUS: Sorcerer -- Light/Shadow (Known) NATIONALITY: English ETHNICITY: English, Italian, Jewish ACCENT: English HEIGHT: 5’7" BUILD: Lean COMPLEXION: Fair, Warm EYE COLOR: Brown HAIR APPEARANCE: Past-Shoulder Length, Dark DAILY JEWELRY: Gold earrings, sometimes a pendant, Gold ring with a Green Stone [wand]

OCCUPATION: Clerk at The Rock Shoppe. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single. SEXUALITY: Openly Bisexual.

WHAT WOULD YOU FIND IF YOU GOOGLED THEM:

You'd likely find new articles about great and wonderful her family, the de Spells are. Her grandmother being a gift to the community, and her aunt being a great performer with her light magic. Her own parents volunteering for every cause, practically. She is purposefully not mentioned by her family in articles. Majke won't disclose if that was their decision or her own.

Maybe you'd find Majke's social media, but most don't know how to spell her name so she's pretty safe. Her name on any social media is just majke. She has an account under her middle, name, Diana, which she uses to keep up with non-personal accounts.

OTHER: TBA

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other muses: julieta "juli" madrigal | menodora "moon" butterfly-johansen | vala "vee" carrero-noceda | sylvia "sylvie" marpole

swynwrimo: 2023

[thelostmoongazer]

Undivided attention

[selineabanto]

hexsquad! 💫

edit: updated version with vee here!

[nearmissclosecall]

[wh0re-behavi0r]

Tommy and Buck talk 7.04

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

Welcome to tumblr's own AITA!

The askbox is currently: OPEN

Please submit your own stories to be judged by the court of tumblr! Each story will come with a poll, judgements are as follows:

YTA=You're the asshole NTA=Not the asshole (the other party is) JAH=Justified asshole (you’re an asshole, but like, I get it) NAH=No assholes here (everyone is some level of justified) ESH=Everyone sucks here (you're all assholes) INFO=Not enough information to judge (answer questions via reblog or reply, NOT my askbox please!)

Ready to submit yours? Read the FAQ first! (If it doesn't open for you on mobile, try opening it in your mobile browser instead of the app)

[inbredfawn]

Remember that you are not helpless and you are not useless during this time. Especially as a white American or white British citizen right now, you hold a significant amount of power. If you back down and cave in to this helplessness and uselessness that you feel, then these politicians who allow the genocide of Palestine have won.

Even keeping a steady flow of posts talking about Palestine is enough. Do not quiet down. Do not fail the people of Palestine more than they already have been.

From the river to sea, Palestine will be free. 🇵🇸❤️

[20th-century-man]

Barbi Benton / photo by Mario Casilli for Playboy, December 1973.