#pregnant!Stone

[the-whispers-of-death]

IM NOT JUDGING YOU ABOUT PREGNANT STONE I WANNA HEAR MORE ABOUT IT

Oh thank God.

I think Pregnant Stone = Soft Stone. He'd be singing softly to his baby bump, constantly caressing the bump. He plays his Bollywood vinyl albums for the baby. He cuts back on the amount of spicy food he eats. He no longer wakes up at four in the morning to start his day, instead he sleeps in later.

He cried happy tears upon seeing the ultrasound at his first appointment, babbling about how he'll love them so much. He buys so many parenting books, intent on not being like his father. While talking to the baby in his womb, he tells them that he'll love them no matter what. No matter what gender they are, no matter how eccentric they'll be.

I've always had a thought about him being able to stitch and knit, because they're important life skills, so he's knitting his own socks and baby blankets for the baby.

He definitely doesn't do much heavy-lifting around the house, since he's in his mid-thirties and that's when pregnancies are in the danger zone. But he's determined to ensure this pregnancy will go smooth and that both him and the baby makes it.

He sees the world in a bright light now, there's finally someone for him to fight for. Someone to fight to come home to. And he'll protect them as much as he can.

[kiwizoom]

AKA How do Gons get made?

[thevioletcaptain]

I know the ask is about ships but could you make a non ship one with Dean and Carlos from the Winchesters? I can't think of an exact thing for Dean to say, but the first sentence can be what Dean would say for their first meeting. Thank you if you can (*^‿^*)

"I like your hair," Dean says, staring up from where he's clinging to the bottom of Mary's winter coat, and Carlos grins wide when he adds, with all the breathless gravity of a four year old eager to impress their opinions upon a new friend; "It's swooshy and it's pretty like Mommy's hair, and your-- your beads are pretty and shiny and shiny is my favorite color."

"Swooshy and pretty and shiny is exactly what I was going for, so thank you, little buddy."

Even with almost six years between now and the last time he'd seen Mary, Carlos is relieved to find that they still have a good sense of one-another -- can still communicate silently, swiftly, like they used to when it was life or death. He meets her eye, and her face softens, and understanding passes between them before he slides one of his lucky beaded bracelets -- the bloodstone one -- free.

Dean's eyes light up when he takes it.

When he smiles, he looks just like his mother.

[for this askbox game if anyone else wants to send me a prompt]

[uwudonoodle]

My brain should not be allowed to make headcanons.

I was thinking about the end of TOTK, and I was like, "Wait, how did she get her secret stone back?" My brain immediately pictured Zelda searching through her next few bowel movements to save it, because it's an important artifact. Then Link steals and hides it from her, because he is NOT going through that again.

(A few years later.)

Pregnant Zelda, remembering how good the stone tasted: "Come on Link. I'm not going to swallow it, I just want to taste it."

Link: *hands her a rock roast instead*

[crimeronan]

Laughing hysterically at the premise of Amity, who has spent almost every night in Luz's room along with Hunter, seeing Grimbaby!Luz with Hunter's eyes and being like "What. What. What. How the fuck did I miss Luz being with child and also how the fuck did that even happen without me knowing in the first place???? Do I want to know the answer to that??? Probably not!!!!!"

amity is like i thought for SURE i'd finally sorta sussed out the semi-platonic nonsexual heterocentric throuple thing we have going on and it turns out they've actually been DOING IT the WHOLE TIME???

[emmett-mccarty-cullen]

In honor of Destique finally, canonically, both being Kurt's biological parents, I would like to remind people that this meme is them coded

[mattstoneenjoyer]

[thedeafprophet]

crack fic concept: Someone overhears that Mr Stones is trying to decide between the strip or the glory hole process and makes the wrong assumption

[waugh-bao]

I swear. Marianne Faithful’s son asking Mick if Charlie will be at the concert. Lizzy getting excited and running past Mick to see Charlie. The Richards girls and their love for Charlie. And now Ronnie’s twins notice and point out Charlie on the pinball machine first and then their own father. Everyone within the Stones’ orbit is like “I met Charlie once and now he is my favorite person in the world. What is he doing and when will I be able to see him again?”

Nicholas:

Lizzy:

Georgia May:

Theodora:

Alice and Gracie:

(@charliesmydarling’s gifs)

[the-brainrot-central]

Last night I had a dream and for some reason Jolyne Kujo was in it and she was. also pregnant. while in prison

[the-whispers-of-death]

pregnant stone............

Anon, I don't know if you're judging me or not. But I swear the vision is there.

If anyone would manage to have a smooth pregnancy, it would be Stone. While he's never had a pregnant patient (well technically he has from soldiers who didn't know they were pregnant until they were on deployment, but I digress), he knows how important certain things are to ensure a smooth pregnancy.

This man miraculously reduces how many hours he works (literally everyone who has previously told him to slow down is shooketh), not wanting to put any unnecessary stress on the baby. The baby makes him be a better man to himself, resting properly when he gets sick. Not pushing himself to his literal physical limits.

He eats a lot fruits, switches from eating white rice to brown rice for the whole grains, he just continues on eating lean meats, eats more seeds and nuts, eats low-fat cheeses and yogurts. He even doesn't drink more than one cup of masala chai a day. He maintains a little bit of exercising, but doesn't do too much in order to not harm the baby.

Now, the hormones might make him even less of a people person, but at least he's crying regularly now. He's no longer holding in his feelings, so at that's a good thing, yeah? Just make sure not to be anywhere near him if you feel like being a menace. He won't hurt you physically, but he is extremely sassy with the pregnancy hormones clouding his brain.

[yatiso]

sitting in the toddler chairs (the only ones available minus the most inconvenient chair you can imagine) at work has been making my pubic symphysis pop and shift out of place which is scary cuz when u look up how to deal w it its all pregnancy yoga and tips

[vanweezer]

come what(ever) may - stone sour

took me by surprise seeing this at my local book/physical media store. idk if anyone remembers google play music but that was my everything in middleschool (along w pandora bc it was the only site not blocked whenever id listen to music) and i remember being in the "slipknot"/"nu-metal" "radio" stations pretty often, and stone sour popping up every now and then. obvs as a little angsty rat i didn't always care to listen to their more ~melodic~ or acoustic stuff, so i ended up skipping their songs in favor of slipknot + the like. didn't even know corey & james were in stone sour as well! didn't even know who corey and james were. different times i spose

some of these songs i do remember from my tweens/recently watching corey's live in london show (bc thats just a rite of passage for me isnt it) and hearing them on my cd put me in 2007. sure i wouldve been like four. but still. the composition of these tracks alone just puts you there. its like a wormhole through a higher grade nickelback discography. and i mean that in the most respectful way possible. if you can imagine.

standout tracks are obviously through glass, cardiff, 1st person, and hell & consequences. i didn't get a chance to really pay attention to the lyricism this listen but i just love hearing corey sing. who doesn't. the man literally made a career out of it. wild. i know there's jokes to be made about stone sour being slipknot: 2 (very justified btw, what with the acoustics paired with the industrial/death metal tones we're so used to hearing from them in slipknot) but now i get why they were able to reach icon status in the aughts. i always say there are bands that define a genre to a time and bands that are a product of a genre in their time, and stone sour (to me, at least) is definitely the latter. however, it isn't a bad thing here ? like you'd expect any band that shares similarities with nickelback or creed or godsmack or any beloved pioneers in buttrock to be the same degree of "corny turned cult classic" but there's something about stone sour that cements them as just a genuinely good rock band, period.

and dont even get me started on the artwork & art direction on this foldable, it took a lot of strength to not just scan and post everything. whoever was in charge of cd foldable artwork from 2006-2010 needs to have their work studied in the same way we used to run over picasso's greatest hits in art history class. it's like the entire spread was printed on acid washed jeans. it's like no matter where i look there is an embossed edge. it's like even the png clouds above them have a tactile texture as i turn and read lyrics. it's straight up male casual wear section in the department store-green city. it's so cinematic that way. also i wonder if the album's title itself is a reference to annie? i know corey's into theater, and the whole "come what may" thing is like a lyric or phrase from something else. feel free to correct me though 🫶

im glad i gave my 12 year old self a new listen today, and as always im glad to be able to share my listens and findings to the 2 people interested in my cd tag.

[iwasbored777]

My dumb a$$ thinks ML writers are not so dense to ruin character arcs so much according to the bible but then I remember what they did to Jagged Stone and it makes me genuinely afraid for the future of everyone else again

[cabbagequeen323]

while it may be fair that my husband's family takes their turn falling apart I Do Not Have To Like It

[americankimchi]

all rots!anakin needed to do was look up an OB-GYN on the holonet instead of whatever the fuck he was doing in ep 3