#problem solving in business

[violetsorengail]

iron flame ch. 26 & 49

sawyer’s immediate response every time someone looks at violet the wrong way is like… yeah let’s just kill this one right now we have time before next period

[peopleareaproblem]

Colourblind Fiyero

I'm sure I'm not the first person to have this idea but I thought of this literally half-asleep at 1 AM and bolted up to note it down.

Anyway what if movie!Fiyero is red/green colourblind and when he and Feldspar almost run over Elphaba, he doesn't see the Elphaba on the left, but the one on the right? reblog if u think the girl on the left is j-

And the reason he looks like this when he sees her face:

... is not because he is realising it's too late to stop himself from saying the words "blended in with the foliage" to the green girl, but because he has two eyes and a heart and just saw Cynthia Erivo in the woods. (And Feldspar sure as shit doesn't notice anything either because horses cannot see red and he is used to people looking kinda green.)

Fiyero arrives at Shiz well after everyone sings a song about how green and annyoing Elphaba is, and the day after he arrives Galinda has taken her under her wing and made her popular, causing people to stop talking shit. So, what if Fiyero just does not find out Elphaba is green until like 2/3rds through the movie? He just straight up misses it, does not know she is an outcast, and just thinks she isn't into him for some bizarre reason. And only when he finds out she has green skin does he realise that he said the foliage thing, which she would definitely have taken as a jab, and actually he was incredibly rude to her. ... Oh no.

LOOK. Obviously I love that Fiyero just is not Fantasy Racist™ and doesn't think there's anything wrong with Elphaba being green. HOWEVER, wouldn't it be funny if-

[animentality]

am I a boomer for being absolutely disgusted by the idea of using chatgpt for writing, in like, any capacity.

[oshintart]

Can you tell I’m studying ecology

Also happy PNF season 5 :)

[scliffe]

Kuroshitsuji AU where the Phantomhive massacre never happened; Ciel did grow up to be a priest in the Phantomhive territory just as his twin brother wanted, and he kept having to exorcise demons from the body of a man named Sebastian.

Sebastian is a very attractive man—and a very successful toy store owner too; just like Ciel’s childhood dream, isn’t that such a coincidence? He’s very kind to Ciel—probably out of gratefulness for helping him—and Ciel quickly finds himself falling in love and sharing a special connection with the man, it’s just a shame that Sebastian seems to keep getting possessed by demons way too often than people normally do, doesn’t he? It’s like he just gets repossessed by demons as an excuse to keep seeing the little priest.

[baede-6]

Ghost could have done a better impression of Uldren than Crow to be honest.

[idon-twannabeperceived]

My. Class. Won't. Start. And it's been aFUCKING HOUR

[genericpuff]

i have nothing to say about the newest episodes of LO

so I'll let past me from the year 2022 say it instead

because everything they said a year and a half ago ironically still applies today and i don't even know how that's possible but it's where we are 💀😭

[homunculovers]

Was hazily watching some My Cat From Hell mock reality fixit up show, only to think about that’s exactly what they did with the Killinger fixes Rusty episode.

[gaminegay]

never give your 100% at work, people will remember and ask for it again

[jecki--lon]

Obi Wan Kenobi was dead.

Obi Wan Kenobi was dead, and Anakin Skywalker, now called Vader, came to in his bacta tank knowing that he had killed him.

It should have felt better.

There was gone the last chain tethering him to his lost youth, there was gone his once brother, now nemesis, there was gone the man who had left him in this half-machine state. Lord Vader had had his revenge.

Anakin Skywalker felt empty.

He had dreamed of it for years, spent two decades imagining what it would be like. It should have brought joy, elation. More even than the thundering, rapid pleasure the Sith had a taste in. Peace.

This is the man who you can blame for the death of Padmé, he tried to remind himself. The hole that was remained where Obi Wan's presence had been whispered back: you, your choice, killed her.

There was only Anakin Skywalker to take the blame. For everything.

[notetaeker]

Eldest daughter energy is feeling 100% confident you can solve everyone's problems and also feeling like everyone's problems are your responsibility to solve 💀

[chock-and-bates]

i’m home alone tonight and my plans include getting so stoned that i feel like i’m floating, eating junk food, finishing up this filthy phone sex fic, and passing out before the sprint race.

also, to the anon who asked for snippets- check back tomorrow, i’m cooking some up for you ❤️

[sunbratz]

ok i said id read the lunar chronicles after my iol reread but i never finished long live evil even though its been sitting next to me this whole time. but now that i have a kindle im unstoppable, so

[cesium-sheep]

it is strange, how the people around me that I love dearly still don't seem to help much at all sometimes when I ask them for help and they agree, like they're just kind of giving a blank sympathetic frown or even like they're actively uncomfortable and trying to maneuver away without actually saying so. even the ones who seem like me. I was raised to believe I am aggressively unexceptional, but either I'm exceptionally skilled or exceptionally unvalued, and the former is more probable.

[the-genius-az]

What do you think Azula is like with a healthy upbringing, parents, and environment?

Thanks for the question, Amor!

Do you know Patrick Jane from the series "The Mentalist"? Well that's how it would be.

I just thought about it and analyzed it slowly, both of them are the same, even their flaws are almost the same.

I think Azula would be like this if she had a healthy life, although of course, there are always anti-lows.