#the strawberry dress™ shenanigans 🍓

[officialdaydreamer00]

Hazbin Hotel characters who i think would slay a strawberry dress

preface: i put the blorbos in strawberry dresses :D

characters: hotel gang

warnings: silly commentary, irene has beef with some characters /j

tagging🏷️ @identity-theft-101 @loser-jpg @xen-blank @cookiesandbiscuits @ferris-the-wheel + hazbin hotel enjoyers

hotel gang || hell's overlords || the angels + hell's royalty

charlie morningstar: 9/10

- really cute, honestly

- SLAYYY, GURLIE

- vaggie is so red seeing her girl serving cunt that hard lmao

- GO GET UR GIRL, VAGGIE

vaggie: 8.5/10

- didn't serve as hard as her girlfriend, but eh *wobbly hand* decent

- she did not like the dress lmao. black, probably, but she'd stab me if i gave her the pink one i did :'D

- if looks could kill, i'd probably in hell² by now send help

angel dust: 11/10

- slays the hardest

- he's tall, he's pink, he has chest floof, it's a given tbh

- gave him the dress bc he asked nicely :D

- feminine king our beloved

alastor: confusion/10

- idk man he looks weird, cursed even

- angel started cackling hysterically and then nearly died

- brb bleaching my eyes

niffty: 8.5/10

- nice :D

- she look so cute tho

- niffty goes stabby 🔪

- no angels were killed in this post 😌👌

husk: uh.../10

- again, weird

- there's something about a furry winged cat demon in a strawberry dress™ that sent me into orbit

- not really slaying tbh

- man's so ready to throw hands with malicious intention lol

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[officialdaydreamer00]

OM! characters who i think would slay a strawberry dress

preface: i put the boys (and girl) in a strawberry dress :D

characters: diavolo, barbatos, solomon, simeon, luke, mephistospheles, raphael, thirteen

warnings: simpery, irene and identity's commentary

comments: @identity-theft-101 part 2 >:3

the brothers

diavolo: 10/10

- the booba window does it again 😌

- ate and left no crumbs

- man's slays so hard it becomes his new favourite piece of clothing

- slay, king, slayyyyy <3

barbatos: 9/10

- slays the black dress

- will probably burn the pink one if he could

- HE ACTUALLY WORKS IN THE DRESS LMAO HOW DID HE DO THAT

- good job king you killed it <3

solomon: 7/10

- had a feeling he would

- but those damn pack marks aren't serving

- shady man would've slayed without those intricate pack marks

simeon: 10/10

- are they pretty? yes, yes they are. should they be paired with the dress? ... eh

- but i like him enough to ignore that C:

- *inhales* YASSSSSS, KINGGGGG

- PRETTY ANGEL SLAYS

- listen, if he can slay that sinful sleeveless top he WILL serve the dress

- SLAYYYYYY

luke: 10/10

- my son <3

- he would be slaying the dress no doubt 🥹

- look at him in the flowy pink dress and the hat :(((((

- 10/10 bc he agrees to wear it in the first place (not bc we bribed him with barbs' cake shhhhhhhh)

mephistos: 7/10

- he kinda slays

- looks kinda wonky ngl

- he's kinda buff so the booba window does the best it could

- it was enough for him to serve ig

raphael: 9/10

- angels = pretty privileges = slays the strawberry dress

- man's slays the crop top, i'm sure as hell he could slay the dress

- pretty boy very much served 😌

thirteen: 10/10

- she asked for the black dress and spiky goth platforms

- and omg she slays so hard

- THIRTEEN HEART EYES 😍

- pretty girls who can kill with no hesitation <3

- easily serves better than asmo (him yelling in the background lmao)

taglist🏷️ @azulashengrottospiano @aqua-beam @siren-serenity @cookiesandbiscuits @names-are-dumb @minimallyminnie @ang33333333l @leonistic

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[officialdaydreamer00]

TWST boys who i think would slay in a strawberry dress

preface: i put the boys in a strawberry dress (part 5)

characters: everyone! and me being silly :D

warnings: irene committing hate crimes on crowley /hj

heartslabyul || savanaclaw & octavinelle || scarabia & pomefiore || ignihyde & diasomnia || ramshackle & nrc staff

ramshackle:

grim: 11/10

- my boy, my baby boy

- no explanations needed, he is the best one

- look at him in the little poofy dress and a strawberry bow :((((((

- he is baby and i will forfeit my mortal possessions to buy him tuna /hj

NRC staff:

dire crowley: 2/10

- what the fuck am i seeing

- no, just no

- BITCH STOP PICKING MY PINK DRESS you don't even fit with the colour scheme >:0

- at least the black dress is... decent?? no you still cannot wear my pink dress

- it's a weird image and i wanna wipe my memory clean

divus crewel: 11/10

- ate and left not a speck of crumbs

- pulls off strawberry dresses better than anyone else

- even vil schoenheit

- man's a fashion designer, he can't just call himself that and not slay strawberry dresses

- i am a huge fangirl and people can agree with me

- SLAY, PROFESSOR, SLAYYYYYYYY

ashton vargas: 5/10

- HELP ME 😭

- FOR THE THIRD TIME, buff men + strawberry dresses = atrocity or the funniest shit ever

- THE DRESS CAN'T CONTAIN THOSE MUSCLES SO IT TORE ITSELF APART 😭😭

- surprisingly slay until the dress spontaneously combusted

- 5 points to ashton vargas

mozus trein: 8/10??

- SIR

- HE ACTUALLY SLAYS HOLY SHJT

- the short sleeves do not fit him this is cursed

- but he does slay @god-gave-up-on-me was right

- SLAY, PROFESSOR, SLAY

sam: 10/10

- slays the hardest

- THE BLACK DRESS LOOKS SO PRETTY ON HIM THO :(((

- the pastel pink looks kinda wonky but he does look good in it : ›

- SLAYYYYYYYYYYY

honorable mentions: @azulashengrottospiano @aqua-beam @identity-theft-101 @siren-serenity @ang33333333l @leonistic @dove-da-birb @twistwonderlanddevotee @inkybloom-luv @professionalreblogs @axvwriter @ceruleancattail @minimallyminnie

[officialdaydreamer00]

TWST boys who i think would slay in a strawberry dress

preface: i put the boys in a strawberry dress (part 2)

characters: everyone! and me being silly :D

warnings: none!

heartslabyul || savanaclaw & octavinelle || scarabia & pomefiore || ignihyde & diasomnia || ramshackle & nrc staff

savanaclaw

leona kingscholar: 5/10

- i like to think he would :D

- though he's very likely to rip my dress apart :(

- rip strawberry dress you will be missed

- buff man + this dress = atrocity or the funniest shit ever

- the black strawberry dress would honestly suit him better than the pink one

- he will tear it apart, too :(

ruggie bucchi: 8/10

- would slay fr

- that is, if he didn't try to sell it as soon as i turn away

- or bite my hands

- him in a pink strawberry dress and a flower crown :(((

- my heart go brrrr

jack howl: 7/10

- again, buff man + this dress = atrocity or the funniest shit ever

- HE WOULD SLAY THOUGH

- he's a little hesitant at first but will cave in if you ask nicely

- i might lowkey laugh but yeah he does slay

octavinelle

azul ashengrotto: 10/10

- biased: part 1

- pretty boy = slays every outfit

- listen, it's justified, just look at him and tell me he hasn't worn a dress since he came on land

- probably will make you sign a contract if you ask him to wear one lmao

jade leech: 10/10

- biased: part 2

- he's pretty, he's sophisticated, he has that aura of a disney princess

- he might poison me if he heard that but ehhhhh

- ROCKS THAT DRESS NO DOUBT

- again, i don't believe he hasn't worn a dress since he came on land

- overall slays

floyd leech: 10/10

- biased: part 3

- ALSO ROCKS THAT DRESS FR

- avid believer of clothes have no gender

- was curious about land dwellers' clothes so he made the other two try them

- will definitively wear a dress if you ask nicely, in exchange for some squeezes and hugs

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honorable mentions: @red-viewe @siphoklansan the leona and floyd kisser; @loser-jpg @savanaclaw1996 , @leonistic my faithful leona kissers; @azulashengrottospiano, @names-are-dumb, @identity-theft-101, @twst-beam, @hisui-dreamer, @valerie-leech, @cecilebutcher, @ang33333333l, @iseethatimicy, @dove-da-birb @thehollowwriter fishies kissers ♡

[officialdaydreamer00]

OM! characters who i think would slay a strawberry dress

preface: i put the boys in strawberry dresses :D

characters: lucifer, mammon, levi, satan, asmodeus, beelzebub, belphegor

warnings: simpery, irene and identity's commentary

comment: @identity-theft-101 you're in this with me bestie >:3

the dateables + guests

lucifer: 3/10

- no he does not serve

- he just looks weird

- very weak slay energy

- he gives grandpa trying to look cool in front of his grandchildren

mammon: 9/10

- yassssss kinggg

- ate and barely left any crumbs

- man's a model, he knows he would slay

- i firmly believe he had a gig with strawberry dresses at least ONCE in his demonic lifetime

leviathan: 8/10

- slays a moderate amount

- he cosplays, so we both believe he can pull it off :D

- he would probably cease to exist if anyone saw him like this lmao

satan: 4/10

- like lucifer, very weak slay energy

- another one who would look weird in a strawberry dress

- bro please don't wear the cat things i-

- ... my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

- justice for the strawberry dress 😔✊🏻️

asmodeus: 10/10

- serves the best out of his brother

- it's to be expected ngl

- ate and left no crumbs

- keep slaying, king <3

beelzebub: 9/10

- oh, great heavens 😳

- man's killing the dress

-booba windows tend to do that to buff people

- he serves, better than most of his brothers (minus asmo)

belphegor: 4/10

- no

- weak ass slay energy like his will to live

- man's does not serve any of the dresses

- wonky ass images that makes me want to memory wipe

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[officialdaydreamer00]

TWST boys who i think would slay in a strawberry dress

preface: i put the boys in a strawberry dress (part 4)

characters: everyone! and me being silly :D

warnings: none!

heartslabyul || savanaclaw & octavinelle || scarabia & pomefiore || ignihyde & diasomnia || ramshackle & nrc staff

ignihyde:

idia shroud: 8/10

- slayyyyy, my guy

- he passed out before you can see him walk out lmao

- the mental image tho

- in all honesty, there's a minty bluish strawberry dress out there that fits idia's colour scheme

- the black dress would too

- all in all, he slays 👌🏻

ortho shroud: 10/10

- my bby slays

- HE'D LOOK SO CUTE IN A DRESS THO

- i am not convinced that after book 6 he wouldn't be curious about dresses even if he had data of it

- let the little guy try new things, he's learning

- again, like idia, he slays either the blue dress or the black dress

- move over jade, ortho is my muse now

diasomnia

malleus draconia: 9/10

- actually, he slays

- man's a bit taller than most people, so dress is looong :)

- he slays the black dress btw

- he's pretty, he's sophisticated, he has a pretty smile

- 10/10 because i can

- taking off a point because sebek's chasing me around campus, screaming about how i had 'HUMILIATED WAKA-SAMA!!! '

- i'll get you back later you fucking crocodile

lilia vanrouge: 10/10

- *inhales* Y E S

- like my man cater, he ate and left no crumbs

- slays every colour of the dress

- he even dyes his hair to match the dress

- which means double yes

- *inhales p2* S L A Y Y Y Y

silver: 10/10

- he's pretty, he's sophisticated, he's the manifestation of a disney princess

- aaaaand he's asleep :(

- NOT HIM LOOKING JUST AS PRETTY WHEN HE'S ASLEEP

- also slays every colour of the dress

- like father like son i guess???

sebek zigvolt: 8/10

- payback >:)

- also he slays btw

- he slays the black dress, tho it's very likely he'd rip it off :(

- assaults my ears with his loud voice for a bit over an hour

- taking two points off bc of that >:(

- but yes, he slays, enjoy the mental image

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honorable mentions: @azulashengrottospiano, @siren-serenity, @leonistic, @ryker-writes, @twistwonderlanddevotee, @miniminnieum, @red-viewe

[officialdaydreamer00]

TWST boys who i think would slay in a strawberry dress

preface: i put the boys in a strawberry dress (part 1)

characters: everyone! and me being silly :D

warnings: none!

heartslabyul || savanaclaw & octavinelle || scarabia & pomefiore || ignihyde & diasomnia || ramshackle & nrc staff

heartslabyul:

riddle rosehearts: 9/10

- definitely slays!!!

- it's because of the ciel phantomhive face that it fits him so much

- though a collar following right after isn't exactly ideal so docking down a point.

trey clover: 8/10

- he does slay!

- probably enjoyed the dress though

- man's a tree and a little buff looking from all the baking he did so the dress must be a bit larger and longer

- he looked a little funky with the dress but i can't pinpoint where exactly that is

- probably the colour combination but idk

- overall a nice new experience!

cater diamond: 10/10

- ate and left no crumbs, at all

- i was there, i would know

- he has sisters, i don't believe they haven't forced put him in a dress before

- i think he likes it though, would definitely wear a dress again

ace trappola: 7/10

- he does slay, surprisingly

- complains the entire time. before, during, and after

- "why do i have to wear this stupid dress to begin with?"

- "?? if you don't like it, give it back, then."

- "e-eh? fine! i'll wear it..." *proceeds to complain dramatically*

- this little shit /lh

- he should be glad he does look good in one

deuce spade: 9/10

- bby you look good but i don't think pink suits you :'D

- the black strawberry dress, however

- ✨️mwah✨️ perfection

- i am a little biased, yes i am

- but that's not my fault when he looks so cute and smoochable in it

- adding a wide brim hat and pumps and we're good to go!

i can't write ace ;-;

but this was super fun to do! let me know if you like this as well!

honourable mentions: mx. @ceruleancattail, @azulashengrottospiano for the deuce kisser, @twistwonderlanddevotee and @dove-da-birb the trey kisser, @k4sumis0u the cater kisser, @enigmatic-pers the adeuce kisser ♡

[officialdaydreamer00]

TWST boys who i think would slay in a strawberry dress

preface: i put the boys in a strawberry dress (part 3)

characters: everyone! and me being silly :D

warnings: none!

heartslabyul || savanaclaw & octavinelle || scarabia & pomefiore || ignihyde & diasomnia || ramshackle & nrc staff

scarabia

kalim al-asim: 9/10

- sea otter would look good in a black strawberry dress!!

- jamil just lemme put sea otter in a strawberry dress it's inevitable >:(

- the strawberry print definitely goes well with his red eyes :D

- red, white and black suits him very much!

jamil viper: 8/10

- also definitely pulls off the black dress

- red, white and black suits him as well!

- docking down a point bc he tried to mind control me into not making him wear one >:(

pomefiore

vil schoenheit: 11/10

- do i even need to say it?

- the queen of 'fuck gender roles'

- pulls off strawberry dresses better than anyone else

- he definitely has a pair of them in pink and black in his closet saved for occasions

- "BEAUTÉ!!!" — rook, probably

rook hunt: 10/10

- i may fear him but he slays no doubt

- man's in pomefiore, it's a given

- slays both black and pink dress bc he can, rocking a 7 inch heels also bc he can

- again, "BEAUTÉ!!"

epel feimer: 8/10

- slays

- though he might yell at me bc i gave vil those dresses :(

- was probably forced in one by the queen

- he does slay nonetheless

- is now going on a rampage bc some random guy mistook him for a girl

- again

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honorable mentions: @azulashengrottospiano, @siren-serenity, @aqua-beam, @axvwriter, @leonistic, @twistwonderlanddevotee, @dove-da-birb, @bun-lapin, @k4sumis0u @red-viewe

[officialdaydreamer00]

YOU GUYS

IT'S STRAWBERRY DRESS TIME >:D

tagging: @identity-theft-101 @siren-serenity @xen-blank @cookiesandbiscuits @the-v-lociraptor @dove-da-birb @ferris-the-wheel @shinysparklesapphires

[officialdaydreamer00]

the strawberry dress™ shenanigans (with irene lovejoy)

victim subject no. 3: ruggie bucchi :)

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the whole page :3

honourable mentions: @leonistic savanaclaw liker 👁️🫵🏻, @aqua-beam, @azulashengrottospiano and people who voted for our hardworking malewife <3

[officialdaydreamer00]

the strawberry dress™ shenanigans (with irene lovejoy)

victim subject no. 4: azul ashengrotto

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honorable mentions: @mrashengrotto the man himself, @azulashengrottospiano his legal wife <3, @iseethatimicy, @ang33333333l the two azul kissers i saw on auburn's blog (be my moots i have this one project in mind ^^), @aqua-beam, @axvwriter, @siren-serenity and people who voted for this shady businessman <3

bonus!! azul arcana cards for azul kissers!!

[officialdaydreamer00]

the strawberry dress™ shenanigans (with irene lovejoy)

first victim subject: riddle rosehearts

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the whole page :)

honourable mention: @the-dumber-scaramouche the one who openly voted for queenie, @azulashengrottospiano, @axvwriter, @aqua-beam, @siren-serenity, @soru-ya and people who voted for this strawberry shortcake here ^^

[officialdaydreamer00]

why does jade look like a disney princess in this

[officialdaydreamer00]

in my defense, i was bored and @ceruleancattail was drowning in de nial, egypt

[officialdaydreamer00]

the strawberry dress™ shenanigans (with irene lovejoy)

victim subject no. 2: leona kingscholar

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the whole page :)

honorable mentions: @leonistic @siphoklansan @savanaclaw1996 @loser-jpg 🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻, @siren-serenity, and people who voted for this overgrown house cat

[officialdaydreamer00]

you know what time it is :)

i'll be back with ruggie and trey <3

reblogs are more than welcome! i need ✨️opinions✨️