#program butts

[gold-lightcycle]

Solar Sailer program butts!!! That's it. That's the post.

[theeyeofeverything]

It is cathegory 5 "Ji shitpost event" again.

Thanks for @/sero-toni for the idea of Ji in the butter outfit and not elaborating on it, so i could came up with this abomination Inspo pics (that Toni sended)

[naixaie]

. 🥺🦋✨

[thebadmary]

After sleeping for most of the day

[octoooo]

Drew something on my phone can u believe it

Can’t believe my first jjk art post is “Nah I’d Win”

NAH FR CAN YOU BELIEVE IT THIS CAME FROM MY PHONE

[saturdaynightghostclub]

I’ve decided I hate the thing I uploaded earlier, like loathe it. But c’est la vie no take-backsies I hope y’all like it more than I do lmao

[v-tired-queer]

Me: I'm not necessarily feeling my best from my seizure yesterday, but I want to go to work and try! I can at least do that 🙂

My boss the second I walk in: Hey, so we have a party of 25 coming in at 6 and a party of 10 coming in at 5:30

Co-worker, seeing that I'm here early: Can you punch in so I can punch out?

Customers walking in: Hey, we have a party of seven

The bar: Sorry, all of the booths need bussed

Me: This was a mistake 🫠

[sun-marie]

ougghh i'm so (lowkey unexpectedly) unwell about this conversation. If Lydia can get past the corpse stuff with Emmrich they do have a lot in common, but his tendency to share that with her while surrounded by corpse stuff makes communication... difficult 🥲 shout out to erika ishii once again, their hesitant delivery when asking if Emmrich remembers his parents (especially for lydia who doesn't remember her's) is so so good 👌🏻

[toixxx-ace]

ARGH I AM SO TIRED OF SEEING POLITICS ON MY EXPLORE PAGE

POLITICAL THEORY IS HARD TO GRASP AND THERE ARE SO MANY WORDS AND DEFINITIONS AND SUBTLETIES THAT ARE SIMPLY LOST ON ME. IS IT NOT ENOUGH THAT I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO BE HAPPY AND HEALTHY??? IS IT NOT ENOUGH THAT I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ECONOMIC THEORY AND GENDER THEORY AND ALL THAT STUFF???

ITS NOT FOR A LACK OF TRYING! I TRY TO READ AND INFORM MYSELF. I AM LITERALLY LOOKING AT A BOOK ABOUT FEMINIST THEORY AND PHILOSOPHY ON MY BOOKSHELF THAT I HAVE TRIED TO READ AT LEAST FOUR TIMES AND EVERY TIME I GET REALLY CONFUSED AND TIRED OF READING. IT GIVES ME A HEADACHE! I CANT WRAP MY HEAD AROUND IT!

[haxpaxmisc]

sorry that i 'shipped' O'Hara with my hacking girl-in-the-chair OC but... am too old to cringe anymore

[tincan-tophat]

Went on a deep dive of watching a bunch of different versions of TTO. And I found a version that’s marked as for kids, like you can’t put it in miniplayer or comment or anything, and for the most part it is censored, and the actors don’t look older than like… 14? But they kept the “but that’s okay ‘cuz you’ll probably get laid by your mom and dad and little kids too ‘cuz you all have to share the same bedroom” 😦

[fisheito]

Do you... do you... draw professionally. Because you're just so good and you are inspiring me to keep trying! Manifest those mental images!! Learn to draw yakumo getting railed, and other Normal reasons to revitalize one's previous interest in drawing

u think i could draw professionally??! 😲🥺🥺 i am so flatter..... i think ur draws are so scrorchy (very enjoyable] so if i can help u have inspire 😭😭😭😭😭

omfg if u learn to draw yakumo getting railed i'll probably explode/implode/evaporate/change states of matter in a sudden, violent way

bc. i cannot do it. fun fact: when i read y'all's collab fic of dante's sex ed i felt the urge to draw 3 specific panels for it. but as i put the stylus to the screen, i realised that SEVERAL ppl would have to be naked for the drawings to be storycally accurate. so even tho they were comedy panels, my hand... it betrayed me. it was like trying to draw porn but i blink and suddenly everyone's in 14 levels of victorian extra-garment. F...H?OISTED BY MY OWN UNHORNY

so yes. pls. i would love to see more of your contributions. the very special contributions that only u can make 😂

[thebadmary]

If I was a Goddess, would you worship me?😍👑👸

[floorse]

impromptu educational update time but a mf might have a first authorship by april (sexy, hot, powerful) and im gonna be applying to a conference in ottawa to yell abt research and read everyone else's wonderful work.

[alienducky]

Random PSA of if you have a PC tower please remember to check the air vents and fans for dust build up, especially during the warmer months of the year when electronics overheat anyway

I had to open my tower up to install a new hard drive today and after air blasting the dust out it's running damn near silently, and my toes no longer cook under the desk, so it's worth doing

[ripepineapple]

My body needs to chill and realize I am not the enemy 😭😭😭