#programming jokes

[punstars]

[uwudonoodle]

[jobot]

You can actually tell the exact second I originally posted this back when I made it, based on the amount of time still remaining.

[hrnngsoup]

Chaos metal sonic would try to joke around with og metal sonic and would tell him "your index is out of bounds!" And metal would IMMEDIATELY attempt to kick his ass

[teacup-captor]

I don't know if my favorite PHP function is "explode" or "or die"

[saycheezecomics]

Not a huge fan of unnecessary updates.

[moose-mousse]

So probably this is old news for most of us on Tumblr, but binary gender is deprecated:

[number-1-kuaidul-fanboy]

Bad Theory: Spectre got into programming because its structured by trees that have parents and children.

[techcompreviews]

What is a programming language?

A programming language is a formal system used to give instructions to a computer or a computing device. It is a set of rules and syntax that allows programmers to write code in a structured and understandable manner. Programming languages are used to develop software applications, websites, and other computational tasks.

Programmers use programming languages to write code that specifies the desired actions and behaviors of a computer program. These languages provide a way to communicate with the computer, enabling programmers to create algorithms, manipulate data, and control the flow of execution.

Programming languages can vary in terms of their syntax, semantics, and purpose. Some popular programming languages include Python, Java, C++, JavaScript, Ruby, and many more. Each language has its own strengths and weaknesses and is suitable for different types of tasks and applications. Read More

[jotfabe]

If you try it you're gonna catch something.

her if/then pussy got me making a statement

[raspberryjamnnn]

#define ForABInclusive(a,b,block) { \

if (b<a) {a^=b;b^=a;a^=b;} \

uint(std::log2(b+1))_t i = a; \

do { \

block \

i++; \

} while (i != 0); \

}

[jobot]

I'm not even kidding. I genuinely just accidentally created The Sandbox. XD

[stary-night]

Me, working on my programming lab: "Ugh my for-loop isn't working correctly"

My dad: "Why don't you try it again?"

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

str_replace("office", "orifice")

str_replace("two", "one")

str_replace("holes", "hole")

who do you think i am

[dimeadozencows]

[saycheezecomics]

Too close to screen syndrome