#programming humor

[codingcorgi]

Something romantic for programmers to do, write a console program for your crush. Only for them to not know what it means and just reply "👍"

[mrsfoone]

@foone made a funny comment about latex gloves. The following conversation occurred.

Me: we don't kink shame in this house. You do you.

Foone: I did threaten to kink shame someone last night.

Me: was it feet?

Foone: nah, worse! C++ programming

[thenerdsupplyco]

“IDK” in binary— wear this and wait for someone to ask you what it means and you can say, “I don’t know, it’s in binary.” We suggest you follow this up by walking off while laughing uproariously.

[thenerdsupply-co]

“IDK” in binary— wear this and wait for someone to ask you what it means and you can say, “I don’t know, it’s in binary.” We suggest you follow this up by walking off while laughing uproariously.

[omeletcat]

sometimes when i find a tutorial on how to add something in my game, and the guy shows his code and its like twice as long and fancy as mine and has a bunch of other stuff i feel disappointed i my script and try and go like: its not about the size of your code its about how you use it! but then my code doesn't work...

[bunnydevs]

Struggling with keeping things organized while simultaneously enjoying coding and game dev is like walking into a house of mirrors. You just keep smacking into shit and can't find things you need half the time.

Oh let me grab that character sprite *smacks into wall* hey what was the color of that heading? *confidently walks into mirror* let me just fix this part, I think it was supposed to be-- *runs into small gremlin like being*

[code-es]

Happy Valentines Day!

Here are some programming valentines day cards!

Couldn't find any good ones online, so made my own heh, enjoy and send it to someone who likes corny jokes and/or programming!!

[snail-and-snail]

parenthesis debt

(pay off your debt here)

)))))

[xiabablog]

Love these - LINK TO THREAD

[marshmallowsamwitch]

Software engineering (algorithm design and analysis): easy

Software development (getting that shit to work):

Fuck

Me

Sideways

[codingcorgi]

Does anyone else have dreams about coding? Like I figure out my real world coding problems in my sleep, it's weird.

[systemdeez]

Someone told me "C Sharp" was the same as "C Plus Plus" and that "C Plus Plus" was spelled c² , c++, and C# and asked me why I didn't add all my years of experince with them together on my resume

I think about that everytime C# crosses my path...

I haven't tried out C++ yet so I'm just going to assume he was correct, they're exactly alike.

[art-of-mathematics]

Loop.interrupt()

[shinekittenace]

linux users don't have codenames, they have sudonyms

[omeletcat]

Do you ever code something and you're like "wtf why aren't you working ughhh" because you don't know why it's not working. but then suddenly it works and you get all suspicious like "wait what? there has to be something wrong with the code, no way i actually did that" i feel like me and my programming skills are in an abusive relationship.

[somebirdortheother]

That’s it, that’s the show

Foundation TV Show summary, courtesy of @lady-of-imladris