#prop comedy

[punishedsaints]

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

Kloktober, Day 6: Comedy and/or Tragedy: I'm not sure if anything can top someone tagging a post containing both Murderface trying to suck his own [guitar riff] and Charles getting bloodied up by the Masked Murder Assassin / Man With the Silver Face from the same episode with the caption 'the duality of man,' but here we go!

[9w1ft]

Ok I don’t get the Florida metaphor tho lol I’ve tried and I don’t think it’s about her first show post-Joe

it’s just funny to me because everyone got obsessed with arches in the eras tour set design for a hot minute and taylor’s screaming out florida and meanwhile it’s all been right there… for years now 🙈

[memenewsdotcom]

Gallagher dies

[warren-keplers-funk-band]

every time i want to be absolutely ruined, i just think about the fact that, despite being only five seasons, in-universe bbc's merlin spanned over a period of ten years.

ten years during which merlin dressed and undressed arthur every day. took care of his armour. stood and fastened the clasps when arthur was going out to battle. what imaginably could be more quietly intimate than that?

ten years during which merlin withstood being underestimated, withstood all that he had done for arthur being unacknowledged, just so he could stay by his side.

ten years during which the most powerful magical being in albion chose to stay by arthur's side as his manservant, and his friend. destiny be damned.

that utter devotion, loyalty to each other? arthur's reciprocated loyalty to and love for merlin despite the fact that, in his mind, he was just a human servant who hadn't saved his life nearly half as much as in reality?

I'M DEAD. BOWLED OVER. IN RUINS.

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Handbook for the Recently Deceased - Beetlejuice prop (1988)

[slurmdog]

bingyuan modern au except shen yuan is being used by one of bingge (serial dater & alpha male douchebag)'s exes to make bingge jealous, except it makes him jealous of the wrong person

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Milk theory? 👁️👁️

ANYTHING FOR YOU TWO!!!!

ok this is gonna be short and mildly insane. i would like everyone to understand that this is pretty much Entirely unfounded & i'm just reading too much into a teeny little thing. however i've convinced myself that this theory is viable against all better judgement

take these mad ramblings with a Monumental grain of salt. im not to be taken seriously ever

so it all boils down to This

Little

Motherfucker.

the milk carton behind Barnaby's house.

it was added with the last large update, and it Immediately made me lose my mind. it's such a... strange thing to add to the map, which already has Teeny Secrets - along with other choice objects that make me narrow my eyes. but this isn't about them.

The very first thing I thought of when I saw the milk carton was the phrase "no use crying over spilled milk". which, of course, essentially means that there's no point in crying over things you can't change / things already done. There are a couple ways i'm interpreting it with this context

Something is going to happen that Barnaby feels personally responsible for. or is responsible for - either indirectly, or maybe he'll do something terrible. i think it's entirely possible that he might do that possible something for Wally. and again, take this with salt, but Clown has implied through trivia and fun hypotheticals that Barnaby would go to lengths for Wally. and yes, i know. taking evidence from "what would the neighbors do in Among Us" is absurd. IN MY DEFENSE! while the trivia isn't really to be taken seriously, there's always a thought process behind character roles and dynamics and behavior, and that is something that can be (carefully) looked into and applied. like in Among Us, apparently Barnaby would, and i quote, "Barnaby does all the Dirty work if Wally is an Impostor- Anything to help his little Buddy out...". anything to help his little buddy out, huh? like, it's been stated that Barnaby knows things about Wally that no one else does. and it's been mildly implied that he's fairly protective of Wally. and we all know that Wally is getting into some deep shit, and whether he means to or not he's likely gonna fuck everything up for everyone. it's not that big of a leap to speculate that Barnaby might do something drastic/horrible/regret-worthy in Wally's name / for his sake.

2. something terrible is going to happen to Barnaby / directly related to Barnaby, and he's going to be absolutely powerless to do anything about it. though i think that's kind of a given... yeah this section is pretty self explanatory

3. Barnaby is going to go missing. because what used to be on milk cartons? Missing Posters! yes yes i know this one is even more of a reach, since milk cartons didnt have missing posters on them till the 80s, but yk. it's a Thought.

my second thought was "oh ok so when the carton spills, it's curtains for Barnaby." this part of the theory is just me being paranoid that Barnaby is going to wind up kicking the bucket - though i suppose if that were the case, there would be a bucket, not milk. well, if a bucket ever appears, i'm going to start prematurely mourning. Still!

the point is - at some point, that milk is probably gonna spill. it may be just a detail as things get better Worse, or it could be indicative of something terrible happening to / because of Barnaby. the milk spills, Panic Time.

Milk Theory.

[aftertheradar]

friends i think i know the best way to adapt gideon the ninth to a visual medium:

Lego: Gideon The Ninth; The Video Game: for the Sony Playstation 2 and Nintendo Wii

[shipwreckedcomedy]

Our second annual costumes & props auction is LIVE! Want a piece of Shipwrecked history all for your own? You have until next Saturday to bid on some special items, including:

⭐️ Brom & Matilda’s Wedding Certificate (Headless)

⭐️ Rex Punchwhistle’s “Love Actually” Cards (American Whoopee)

⭐️ All of the character cards used in the murder mystery game in Poe Party

⭐️ Most of the costumes worn in How to Be a Ghost

⭐️ Dash’s Sweater Vest (Gilded Lily)

⭐️ Ichabod’s Green Flannel & Jacket (Headless)

⭐️ Every Poe Party character dinner name card

⭐️ And much more!!

Get your bids in before it's too late!

[chrissie2003]

Started watching one piece live action and the acting so unserious. Zoro as emo, nami as crassy gyal, and luffy even dumbier than before 😭

[4749-82]

[queenbread]

Battle of the hair

please help me settle this argument, this place is gonna burn down if they don't stop, who's hair is better, please choose so we don't all die

References so you can choose, taurice is @oopsarboreal and the art for Zale (my character) is by @waitet

[cloudberrylane]

Taskmaster NZ (2023): A love bomb.

[woosh-floosh]

I saw Barbie today and It’s fine, doesn’t live up to hype at all for me. Extremely hamfisted, shallow, babies first feminist message. Doesn’t seem to be interested in exploring anything deeper. The girl calls Barbie out when she first meets her for all the reductive views of women she represents and this never gets explored! The image of womanhood and femininity it represents is narrow and alienating for someone like me. White feminism basically.

IDK I guess it’s fine for preteens who are first being introduced to feminist thought, I probably would have liked it more at 11. But… can’t we do better than that now?

[sergeant-keroro]

Brain thought thats been cooking for a long while.............. I think Giroro and Natsumi’s relationship will ONLY EVER work with Giroro as an older brother/father type figure. Natsumi has neither of those figures in her life. She had to learn to be the strong and responsible older sibling mostly on her own (given Aki had to work alot). Natsumi is a very strong-willed independent soul, someone Giroro would admire on the battlefield

And so the only aspect i like abt canon really is Giroro’s great respect for Natsumi’s strength; like it SHOULD stop there but 🧍‍♂️ 

Giroro was always supposed to be the OoOoOO Big Tough Military Man type who thinks nothing but war 24/7 and so from his eyes would view Natsumi as a budding soldier and nothing more

If they’d written their relationship as more like. sparring partners who train with each other, helping eachother to strive on getting stronger and stronger everyday, it wouldve made x10000 more sense as to why they’re even paired up in the first place??

Also with Giroro being the younger sibling himself just gives him even more respect for Natsumi!! Do u see where im going here