#publicschoolstories

[my-weird-ass-school]

day: i don’t update anymore but holy shit

someone flashed someone else (consensually) to win a theater game in my theater class

[ihatejimmyurine2]

My substitute teacher was tracing the lofi hip-hop girl.

[stories-from-beyond]

So they forgot to lock the girl's locker room and I'm an ass so I stacked three benches up and blocked a section of the lockers

[itsakidnaping]

Was back at it again with the chalk when the kids in my school decided to join

[snowybookwyrm]

Today at lunch

My Friend: Does vagina have a ‘j’ in it?

Everybody else: What the fuck JJ.

[biolizardboils]

captain underpants + @publicschoolstories part 2

[whatididinchinesetoday]

9/11/18

We went over our homework because it’s Tuesday. We spent about half the class time sharing. Of course each sharer needed a little rant that corrects what they wrote. Then we continued to do an exercise from the textbook where we wrote three (3) sentences. A record high! Meanwhile I finished my sudoku and now I’m checking it.

[malicioustimetraveler]

hm.

[incorrect-web-novels]

I didn't draw Mario as an answer this time so I'd say that test was a success.

Wei Wuxian as a student

[my-weird-ass-school]

day: well it’s been fun

there’s a diesel leak from machinery next to the classroom i’m in and the school knows and is just like “won’t kill you! stay in class!”

[my-weird-ass-school]

my chem teacher: if you remember one thing from 10th grade chemistry please let it be paws-ative

[my-weird-ass-school]

day: latin is great

my teacher: guys you need to stop me when i’m being an idiot

[my-weird-ass-school]

my student teacher: we have a little warm up question just to get our juices flowing

[my-weird-ass-school]

my chemistry teacher: knowing that taking a serena williams serve to the head could kill you is kind of cool

[my-weird-ass-school]

my latin teacher: we don’t have a word in english for fish-fighting gladiators

[my-weird-ass-school]

My poor geometry teacher

“i’m kind of scared of your questions but if you have more questions i’m excited.”