Overheard At High School
Classmate A: Would you fuck a donkey for $200?
Classmate B: I would fuck you for $20, but the extra $180 sounds pretty good
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A Tale of Two Cities got brought up again time to revive my favorite fact that when my high school class read it we referred to Madame Defarge's knitting holding people's names to kill as The Knit List
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YOU took agricultural to learn animal science. I took it to learn to grow cannabis. We are NOT the same.
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things i’ve heard college students say pt. 29
-you may be into Sucky mpreg but some people believe the holocaust didn’t happen
-humans should have a mating season where we all congregate in a river once a year to find love like salmon
-granted, there is a difference between being a momma’s boy and being Normon Bates
-Only in a poli sci class would you get a picture of the live action winne the poo and Kim Jon un next to one another
-“get ready for the met gala with me!!” influencer vlogs showing up on my suggested as if I don’t make $10.73 an hour
-no way that dog had a blog, dogs can’t read
-in god we bust
-every guys wants to be a golden retriever boyfriend until they wake up with no balls
-graphic design majors are like the diet soda of the art world
-if i could choose between having a successful career and lying down i would choose lying down
-today’s graduation is sponsored by plan b
-going down on a woman and tying her fallopian tubes with my tongue like a cherry stem
-most of the world’s problems would be solved if more billionaires disappeared in submarines
-you come face to face with god at a 24 hour ihop
-she lemony on my snicket until there’s an unfortunate event
-took a shit in the gender neutral bathroom, call that a she/it
-the tornado dodged us cause someone told it that it had to pay a cover for every bar it destroyed
-can I have a cars 2-themed blowjob, please
-the best thing Taylor Swift has done recently is get some girls to consider that they may be the problem
-“I’M LITERALLY SO FERAL” no Ava you’re just drunk and white
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CJG's reaction right before the soul-swapping thing:
CJG would be exasperated. Saying, GoD fking dammit KRS! I wrote so many things in detail so you'll survive in that world! (Granted he made the guidebook for CJS but still—!) And you napped before you finished it? You didn't know about the final boss? You're gonna get yourself killed!
Then he sees KRS as Cale vibin, powering through everything, smashing things left and right like a shounen protagonist.
CJG:
CJS and LSH would chuckle, pat their senior's back and introduce him to their crazy punk of a dongsaeng. Maybe they have coffee while telling about their time in the company.
CJG will have an eye opening experience after that.
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