#puh-LEASE

[allastoredeer]

"Alastor doesn't bottom because of his ego" = broke, kinda suspicious to think bottoming is lesser or more humiliating than topping

"Alastor bottoms because he has more control over his partner's pleasure + he doesn't need to be hard to bottom" = woke, more up his alley, doesn't assume topping is automatically an ego thing, while bottoming is vulnerable and the "weaker" preference

THANK YOU!!!!!

I hate the assumption that bottoming is lesser, humiliating, or the weaker preference. I know people like to bring up the era Alastor grew up in, but that guy has been in Hell for a LONG time now, okay? Even if he never had sex with anyone, or wasn't interested in sex, doesn't mean he hasn't seen it all. (AND SEX AND LGBT+ INDIVIDUALS STILL EXISTED IN THAT ERA, AND IN FACT, A LOT OF LGBT POC IN NEW ORLEANS LIVED IN THE FRENCH QUARTER IN ALASTOR'S TIME, WHICH IS WHERE ALASTOR WOULD'VE MOST LIKELY HAVE LIVED, SO TAKE FROM THAT WHAT YOU WILL).

Love this, Anon 👌 It's perfect. No notes.

[artsycooky13]

for just a moment, only two were left in that head

[ask-alf-oddworld]

[ragnarockz]

Obviously, my favorite thing about social media is that people will bite your head off for being a 'performative activist' or not being an activist at all for something. Oh, and remember! You can clearly only care about ONE issue at ONCE! All other worldly, community, and personal issues are null and void. The way you curate your online space is totally reflective of your WHOLE stance on world issues and where you stand on other races/religions/sexualities/etc 🙄

[hamham-moments]

[martianbugsbunny]

kay so Cruella is literally just two hours too many of glamorizing the hell out of being a horrible person innit

[bananasbyler]

i need will byers with a gun protecting mike wheeler in s5 because Mike is always been taking care of other people and i need soemone to ake care of him pls

YES THIS!! :OO

In s1, Will was shown to FULLY KNOW HOW TO LOAD A SHOTGUN—

LIKE— if I see Michael Wheeler with one more “CLUE”-looking weapon, I’m rioting LMAO.

Mike has no fighting skills whatsoever but always protects his loved ones and it kills me!! William better shape up (“do do do— cuz he needs a maaaaan”) and be a badass protecting boyfriend!! :DD

Pink = references

*Clue - board game + movie based on it.

*(Do do do) ‘Cause I need a man - lyrics from Grease (the movie/musical).

[amn-elfire]

Lmao also not Crispin Cole acting as if he's never gotten his dick wet

[spacevixenmusic]

and here’s some assorted Silverhawks gifs I couldn’t think of funny captions for

[thedogsleg]

Can i please tulpa a mcdonal bug macuntosh mmmm

[apparently-artless]

Sakura, I heard what you did on the main street. And you saved Sasaki today. Thanks for protecting our family. I'm glad to have such a reliable new little bro! WHO WENT AND MADE YOU MY BIG BRO!?

Wind Breaker Episode 04 - Big Bro Hajime and Lil Bro Haruka

[ladysophiebeckett]

things i can name that are badly described to me in spanish: 

‘tienes esa cosa tu sabes,,te pucha la torta para bajo’

‘un panini press? no. no lo tengo’ 

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‘estoy buscando un a cafetera esas que puchan el cafe para bajo’

‘un french press. no. no lo tengo’

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‘tiene una de esa cafeteras--no electrica--que se le pona el cafe pero no en el agua y--’

‘un percolator. no, no lo tengo’. 

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‘quiero una licuadora pero de mano’ 

‘esto? (hand blender)

‘no. una licuadora--’

‘aqui esta una liquadora’ (regular blender) 

‘no. la licuadora para hacer salsa’

‘....un molcajete?’ 

‘si, la licuadora’. 

[legobiwan]

This panel aged incredibly well.

[abbyandercel]

"e-e-e-every time i scroll on tumblr 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺and i wanna read fluffy fluff fluff ellie x readers 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 i only see smut and i dont wanna🥺🥺🥺🥺but im too fucking clueless to use the fluff tag-"

BLOCK THE TAG AND/OR ARTIST YOU DONT WANNA SEE

[abimee]

hi i can no longer act coy or hope that a job will come in time so im coming to everyone really embarassingly with my issues

in June I attempted to get fired from/left my job after having a really embarassing public meltdown due to having Rapid-Cycling Mixed Bipolar and the unending stress of that job of 3+ years. I've been struggling to get a job afterwards due to being in CA without a vehicle, and i'm currently working on an overdue commission so could not open up any more.

Soon after, my mother's car imploded, and a series of incidents related to a used engine and taking out a loan with a friend has left her both needing to pay back the loan and still needing to get a new car, putting her thousands in the hole.

my mother has allowed me to not worry about paying rent while unemployed, but now the person living with us is moving out, so it will be on me and my mother to pay rent, upping mine from $300 to $500 a month. I am currently job hunting with good prospects, but I am still in need of some assistance.

I DO NOT WANT TO ASK FOR DONATIONS WITHOUT GIVING SOMETHING IN RETURN, I have a very bad time taking help from people without doing something in return because I do not want people to feel like they Have to give me money or help me, I want to Offer something in return for that money, even in a situation like this, because I want everyone to come out on the other end feeling fulfilled, so I'm offering some (slow) cheaper commissions I can work on in between the bigger comm I owe.

My kofi is always open for donation sketches ---- you can donate the minimum amount (or whatever you prefer) and get a drawing like this of anything as long as you put it into the donation message!

i cant currently take on big commissions as I have one i owe and the commissioner is a very generous person who has been waiting a good few months for me to finish one during this hectic time, but if you're interested in getting something a little higher quality for a donation, a $30-50 USD donation can get you a ''simple commission'' styled drawing --- that is, you give me a prompt and character refferences (ocs or fanart, up to 2-3 characters depending on complexity), and I draw them like below (color complexity depends on price, the higher the amount the more the color).

You wont have access to revisions to make this as fast as possible, so i HIGHLY reccomend only getting fanart comms of these and to make sure you really like my style!!

this is one of those situations where I DEEPLY reccomend people do not donate unless they want something in return, if you dont wanna ask for a drawing or anything i reccomend going to people in more dire circumstances and helping them out with your donation!!!

but if you want to help me help my mother get out of a bad financial situation and get a little drawing in return, you can do a small dono and att a message of what you want doodled, or you can email me at cyrdrawings@gmail.com your $30-50 donation reciept and what you would like me to draw, and ill try to get them as soon as I can

thank you so much for checking this post out and keep it real old school!!!!! i promise once this is over and i get a job we'll be back to your regularly scheduled art posting

[cuntry-r0ckst4r]

i understand the glenn powell craze