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Don't wish me good morning, show me a good time instead
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Being a batfam fan is funny because people will make a post like “here’s my headcanon-“ and it’s just something that’s directly canon to the story then post about major canon events and get everything wrong.
#this post was inspired by me remembering the experience of reading death in the family#after only knowing the fanbase version and realizing oh none of that shit happened okay#like girl you don’t understand it’s so bad#Jason wasn’t even fired as Robin#He’s not accused of murdering anyone by Bruce#He’s not trying to prove himself at all he’s just looking for his mom#The reason Bruce didn’t go after him right away is because he was tracking down a goddamn nuke the Joker stole#Then after he finds it and handles the problem he helps Jason track down moms 2 and 3#Also Jason died in like 20 minutes?? even less??#He died in less time than it took his mother to smoke a cigarette#Bruce literally went ‘wait here I’ll be right back’ and was gone for less time than a trip to the grocery store#and then you go into the Jason Todd tag and they act like Bruce pulled the damn trigger on him#Like besties I don’t know how to tell you this he basically did everything right he possibly could have#Even him benching Jason from Robin temporarily happens so that he can get Jason into therapy about his trauma#Like the whole point is that neither of them did anything wrong bad shit just sometimes happens#That’s the tragedy. The drama.#Bruce couldn’t have made better choices in the position he was in and Jason was never going to make different ones#It was inevitable#Anyway rant over please read death in the family before I lose my mind#batfam#batman#jason todd#tim drake#dick grayson#damian wayne#bruce wayne
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I honestly can't wait to see some absolutely unhinged angel boy 😌💅
#good omens#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#look at my favorite angel he is going to be so perfect and so wrecked bless his arse#i know some spoilers have been going around and I saw NOTHING apart from the cute little mug with the demon cupid#i've been avoiding tumblr and twitter like the plague as you might have noticed#AND I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO SEND ME SPOILERS#PLZ#IF I WILL SEE THEM LET IT BE AN ACCIDENT BY FATE#so i am indeed on the edge of my sit over here#praying to all the saints at my grandma's that we won't have supernatural pt2#i swear to mother mary and all her nuns that if they pull a castiel with aziraphale I WILL KILL EVERYONE AND THEN MYSELF#bro for the love of jesus just let any of my middle aged gay couples be happy#enough self sacrificing PLEASE PLEASE let both of them stay alive and happy and in their little south downs cottage#AND PLEASE DON'T TURN THEM HUMAN I SWEAR-#Boy if Good Omens pulls a Supernatural or a Game of Thrones or a The Vampire Diaries or a Lost I will LOSE it#just please#please don't ruin my boys#don't ruin Crowley for me#let them be gay and opposites but equals and supernatural chaos#let the very bad (at being evil) demon stay with his very soft (physically cause god knows his heart can be A STONE sometimes) angel <3 plz#plz plz let the power of homosexuality defeat heaven and hell amen
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When your love for each other is so great and it becomes something bigger than either of you, oh that's family baby!
#you guys would not believe the trenchs i was fighting in to finish this me and my tablet fist fighting all day i have a meme planned now#Bee is showing Piston Cybertron :)#tfe bumblebee#tfe breakdown#breakbee#earthspark bumblebee#transformers bumblebee#tf earthspark#breakbee fanchild#transformers breakdown#transformers oc#tf piston#sparkling#transformers#tf fanart#maccadams#maccadam#transformers fanart#this is a canon event in The Last Mile Marker#what Bee doesnt realize just yet is this moment is what caused Piston to go down a path that cultimates in them#pulling a [REDACTED] on Optimus and Megatron demanding they go home NOW. TODAY. we dont belong here i want to go HOME!!!!!!#Piston is not an autobot or a decepticon but they have Breakdowns personality and theyre very young and strong willed and stupid#they march in there ANGRY tears in their eyes hands shaking voice cracking pretending to want to talk to both in private#once the doors shut its [REDACTED] out Optimus is terrified bc Piston is so so SO young and to be like that already? heartbreaking wow yike#Megatron is lowkey impressed but equally concerned like little sparkling what have you been listening to to get this upset#and the answer is they saw how listless Bee was about staying on earth but unwilling to say something and how determined Breakdown was#it doesnt happen right away Piston gets frustrated over the course of a couple of months and feels a need to Do. Something.#also please PLEASE somebody tells me Piston looks like their Creators i was filled with doubt this entire TIME!!!!#they have a lot of Breakdown but subtle Bee details and also Cyberverse Bee#they are green because yellow + blue = green :3
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My favorite reading of Leo’s “indubitably” tell is that it’s not actually a tell, and Leo just plays it up as one so he doesn’t get called out when he really wants to hide something.
Especially since throughout the series we see him lie and trick multiple times without saying the word once.
I like to think that one time when they were kids Leo happened to learn the word “indubitably” and because he tends to repeat new words he learns, he ended up using it at the same time as he was caught lying. He uses the word again later in another lie, and that’s where the association comes from.
OR- counter argument: “indubitably” is one of his tells, but only for unimportant things, especially when said to family. Long plays, particularly ones with villains, are in a different category in his head.
#rottmnt#rottmnt leo#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt headcanons#bro said ‘oh everyone thinks that’s a tell…well I won’t stop them then 💅’#lil schemer#absolutely a one off gag type of thing but fun to take further#listen my boy is a lil manipulative and u know what he’s so valid for it#dude pulled off the Lair Games 4D chess play like it was nothing he 100% knows what to do to get people to believe what he says and does#actually while we’re down here can we take a moment to recognize how good a planner he is as well#because in many unhappy returns when he’s setting up he and splinters battle#he (on the SPOT) decides to incorporate Big Mama’s guards into the fight as well…because he came up with a plan to use them on the kraken#like please that’s so???? nah I don’t think I’ll ever get over that
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every morning 4am this is what i see when i wake
#snap shots#woah…. rare irl photo…#i has a funny blurred pic that just makes me think of like. some kinda shoegsze album cover for some reason djdjWODJSJ#anywaydjKWKJA#stop staring at me with them big ol eyes#i got him Ever ago bur i wanted to shaew him tonight … i just changed the batteries in my candles …#it still looks like i sleep in a dungeon but thats ok Look At Him#whenever im feeling lost or down i pull him out of my pocket and hear him tell me to stop fucking around and focus#i stare into his eyes and i feel immediate shame and Stop Fucking Around immediately#works everytime …#the plush set this comes from is so funny cause its like scott jean logan#and then this freaks just there too. like nawww why is erik the bus driver all of a sudden#the day theres a lil charles plushie ill actually ascend to the high heavens PLEASE#you CANNOT separate them :((#anyways … i sleep now … with this little weirdo watching me#i cant say he’ll protect me from bad dreams but he’ll at least be a witness if i die during one so thats nice#good night team !!! i dont wanna do my presentation tomorrow ………#also im lyin. im gonna doodle a lil then sleep …#gettin a drawing tablet was the worst thing i coulda done i cannot put it down fjOWJSSJSK#ok byebye ….. prob wont post anymore tonight at least ….#so we can act like im sleeping 😏 and yet erik also acts as a witness to my lies 😔 a travesty….
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Sophie Oliveira-Shepard Alenko-Oliveira and Kaidan Alenko-Oliveira - ME3 (4/?) "So... that's why you actually invited me down here? Not biotic training? The pep talk of the century about how I can finally start fixing all of the shit I broke? The fight with Zaeed about leaving Earth? Dom getting injured because of me? The crappy way I'm still feeling?" "Maybe. It depends on whether or not it worked. But the last time I checked? 'Our shitty problems', right? That includes the way you're feeling. The way I'm still feeling. We solve it together, huh?" Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021) + Bonus
#mira makes gifs ✨#sophie shepard#kaidan alenko#shenko#mass effect#mass effect 3#me3#dailygaming#otp: you’re real enough for me#tw: violence#tw: blood#1-800-this set was purely self-indulgent content for me and soph to see kaidan's arms bc oh my fuck :)#soph goes down to the cargo hold and she's the meme of that guy falling down the stairs with his drink when she comes out of the elevator#sophie 'someone PLEASE get this man a salmon ladder' alenko-oliveira#he drops off the bar and rolls his neck and her brain makes the windows 98 boot up sound#if we're being honest her outfit was simply because i liked the idea of bringing back the iconic alenko hoodie she stole but also i am lazy#i did not want to put her tattoos on another outfit even though she would probably pull it off and be in like a sports bra thing for this#also there's a lot of references here and i know that but that fight shep has with james in the cargo hold after vancouver?#it's zaeed not wanting to leave earth instead of james since he took his place in the prologue :)#it stems from him refusing to leave regis in a combat zone and it escalates very awfully on just about every side from the three of them :)#and dom is also the one who gets injured on mars instead of the VS :) because i toss out bioware canon and make my own!#the mesh swaps are self-indulgent for more than one reason: my canon and also so soph gets to see kaidan's arms#same with that last gif. honestly that one was the most self-indulgent of them all. that little smirk is my favorite part of the spar#also ft: urz bc he walked through during part of this and it made me :)#i think that about covers the rant for this set. have a good day as always friend <3
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so i picked up the manga Horimiya after having been eyeing it for a while and for context, the dark-haired dude keeps trying to get out of bed despite being sick-- anyway, this gia and ace.
#coincidentally the short haired dude is also voiced by seiichiro yamashita in the anime#please understand gia is very open about the fact that they care about ace#if he pulled something like this to get them to sit their ass down and rest it WILL work#shellfish salad#gia yugo#gar speaks
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Actually, Jason Todd who is alive to the public again and decides that he's going to have the worst, most unhinged persona (with a limit, just so they don't think too much of it)ever so Bruce thinks it twice before dragging him to anything
He's a total mess of a celebrity, Brucie without the Playboy part and instead, he gets on calling out other rich assholes with sass and passive-aggresive talk, like 'Oh, Mrs. Sanders- Ah, right, Miss White, is it now? Sorry, it's hard to keep up with the fift divorce, i imagine you'll put some of the half you got this time to our charity instead of on more wine?' while also acting as a sweet daddy's little boy who can do no wrong and it's just 'trying to make some friends'
He still has the strong moral compass and the sweetheart part of the act, but he can't put that many himbo moments here and there (everyone knew he had good grades and shit, thanks to Bruce 'did you know my son is the smartest ever?' Wayne) but he does nerd literature moments (that aren't even a lie) to throw people who like to show off but don't know shit
So, a lot of people hate him and he loves it
He only slightly changes the act when interacting with children for the fundation and programs you bet your ass he got Tim and Bruce to make, instead of the call outs, he goes for lighthearted irony and talk like 'Oh, You didn't know? I heard that Deliah, yes Deliah Olson, is now going on a grape-candy solo week? Can you believe it? I thought she couldn't like without chocolate!' and ish like that
And what are the adults going to do about it? Call out the son of the richest man in Gotham? The one who to him seems completely innocent? The one, who you know, he lost once and now seems very protective of? Jumping out a window is a faster way to die
Bruce loves him, but he's starting to only take him to the fundation events so he's on his best behavior
#jason todd#jason is good with children AND YOU CANT MAKE ME THINK OTHERWISE#batfamily#batman au#good dad bruce wayne#bruce wayne#bruce loves him but jay please stop picking fights#fights he's only doing for the sake of not having to he here#he adds a little bit of 'good big bro' when damian and tim are around#like carrying them around#yes both of them#tim would say he hates it#if it didnt save him from small talk#damian says he does but thats a lie#jason carries him over his shoulders and he feels tall and powerfull#jason pulls the 'theyre being mean to me' card at the slightless answer back to him#Bruce knows is an act so he just comforts his boy assuring that 'it wont happen again' mostly to scare off people#if theyre actually assholes hes taking them down later#If Dick's around Jason does it to him#because yeah dick also knows BUT instead of a calm reaction he goes defensive big brother mode and calls back whoever annoyed Jason 10xworse
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While everyone else thinks Workforce's wasted potential is that Chakotay and Janeway didn't have a brainwashed what-could-have-been-romance *I* know that Workforce's wasted potential is that Tuvok wasn't there as a much more vocal irritant/unintentional cockblock to Jaffen. Who hates him the whole time but is trying to act like he doesn't because Janeway REALLY likes him.
#-puts down the funnyman mask to express a serious opinion- Also he and Janeway should have had like an actual friendship moment together#instead of him just being there to be like 'I feel like we know each other' before being hauled away#Begging and screaming for the Voyager writers to give us more of Tuvok & Janeway's dynamic and they are refusing every time#I have to go off CRUMBS like the fact both he and Janeway had the same idea of using the satellite's gravitational pull against enemy ships#in 'Hunters'#Anyway I love Tuvok's 'forgot I'm Vulcan' personality WISH we got to see more of it#Get Seven OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT!!!!#Seven PLEASE!!!!!!!#<- I love Seve of Nine & Also she is very overused#Imagine Tuvok slowly remembering who he is through planning how to fight back against the ones who brainwashed them all#showing his tactical skills as they come back to him#Heartbreaking: Your hot co-worker's best friend is the most annoying guy you know
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Before his plastic surgery, you and Copia had to hurry and do the Sexually Repressed Royal Having an Affair with the Sinister Cardinal roleplay you’d talked about earlier. And yes: There is corruption kink involved.
#I will never shut up about that man’s Cardinal face#I will howl in grief to the moon about it if I so please#shitghosting#talking out my poop chute#Cardinal copia#Copia#the band ghost#papa emeritus iv#there’s just some roleplays you can’t do as easily with the Papa Face#the Papa Face is made more for serenading and courting the lonely total with a Stoney heart#the Cardinal Face is made for wrapping the naive Royal around his gloved finger#and giving them a pull down to his level if you catch my drift
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some screencaps I shared with @streets-in-paradise that I felt were important to share with everyone else too
#BED ME SIR#take me to that bed right there it would be so easy#there’s nothing about this that’s okay for me#the softness!!! the lamplight and the dark shadows!!#him waking up from a sound sleep and sitting up totally alert#the tunic!! all loose without his belt!#his muscles all limned in firelight UGH#the back of his neck!!#his big powerful shoulders and back!#the things i would let this man do to me#i am thinking with my lady bits exclusively#and he OWNS them#he wouldn’t!! even have to take off the tunic!!!#y’all know what i’m sayin#he doesn’t even have to stand up!!#my fic stalking tiger has a scene inspired by thi#it involves maximus sitting on the edge of this exact bed and me kneeling down between his legs and etc etc#he could just. grab me and pull me onto his lap!#i would not protest!#methinks the lady doth not protest enough!#only man who’s ever existed EVER#he makes me so insane in ways i can’t disclose publicly#I AM YOURS BELOVED HUSBAND#PLEASE COME AND TAKE ME#gladiator#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe
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Lookin' at Askr's injured art and realizing it's basically just him with holes in his spandex........ thank you FEH for this one thing...
(also I normally draw Hrid and his attempts at adopting siblings so happy holidays to Hrid, he gets to be thirsty as a treat.)
#fe heroes#askr#hrid#amazing how both of them show up late in the book and then just fucking go away#hrid is only mentioned in the past summer tt as like oh man i sure hope we get to see hrid next year (SAME)#and then askr just fuckin dies#also pretend there is a follow up to this im too tired but i was gonna draw#hrid talking to fjorm saying i know hes a god so it makes sense but his abs are godly#and fjorm is like please go away i dont want to hear this just go away#anyway time to log in daily for orbs and save for ny hrid so i can try to fully merge him cause he is sitting at +8#then i think its time to put feh down for a bit im just getting so tired of it#even the recent units i pull get outdone nearly every banner and its just frustrating for a casual
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Honestly people read way too much into things re: Lando not spraying Oscar. This was a huge win for Mclaren, not just for the drivers but the constructor as a whole. It makes perfect sense that they would target Andrea first to celebrate the team. Even George, if I recall correctly, didn’t get much of a spray himself.
He can be happy for Oscar and still be disappointed in himself and his race. I don’t know why people think he has to feel one or the other exclusively. His reactions to Oscar seemed entirely genuine, not PR.
#he’s also addressed his mental health in the past#and the need to please others and make them happy#so in his eyes maybe he felt he failed and let his team/fans/etc. down#and those of us who struggle with feeling good enough know how hard it is to pull out of that#imposter syndrome is a bitch#lando norris#oscar piastri#f1
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thinking about how there are TWO WHOLE separate times where astarion is openly protective of the party
1. when u get trapped in the lance at the monastery and he says something about how hes going to stay and help you/help the others get out
and 2. during the last fight before u confront the brain hes like “the nautiloid is going to arrive soon— you go on ahead, i’ll hold them off here!”

#LIKE IF IT REALLY COMES DOWN TO IT HES A FUCKING REAL ONE#the stakes gotta be high af for him to give a shit but he will pull through TRUST 💪🏻💯#after he said the second one i realized i had to give him the juiciest most gourmet pussy of his life#LIKE R U KIDDING ???#IF SOMEONE ACTUALLY HAS THE REAL VOICELINES PLEASE GIVE THEM TO ME I LOOKED EVERYWHERE#bg3 spoilers#astarion#bg3
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i don't think i'll ever get over the comedic timing of being prepared to intubate an obtunded patient going into worse and worse shock on three pressors code cart in room pads on having like six people all staring at the vitals anxiously as this person might code at ANY MOMENT, me standing at the head of the bed ready to tube the second we have a safe BP and the nurse from two doors down comes into the room and says, 'hey doc, room x is in asystole' and just. walks away.
i'm just. standing there. peri-coding this patient. and i'm calling after him 'uh.... are they supposed to be?!'
absolutely insane delivery. no context no info just 'hey, btw this person's heart stopped. :) bye ' HELLO!?!
#last night was just. something out of a med drama/comedy#keep in mind that i'm. at the moment. spending no more than 2-3 shifts a MONTH in the ICU. on NIGHT SHIFT.#it has been a month. i walk in. 3 admits in past hour#one that hasn't been seen#need to eval her real quick. ok.#start my PM rounds. look at one of the 'admits' through the door#completely obtunded not moving not responding to sternal rub....like ok. not good.#ok. 'hey can i get an ABG and the bipap?' to RT. vitals ok for now but i just KNOW he's hypercapnic#keep rounding. come to panicked nurse#patient in horrible septic shock super young maxed on 4 pressors would like an art line and triple lumen.#ok. 'can you get the line cart? i'll stop by after we finish rounding if it can wait 10 more mins'#ok. we're downstairs. charge nurse gets called.#'um that patient thats obtunded their pH is 6.8'#'welp. thats not compatible with life. time to intubate.' i tell her the meds to pull and she runs ahead#SOMEONE ASKS ME TO TRANSITION INSULIN DRIP TO SQ IN THAT MOMENT?! its just like. bro. that can wait (i still do it)#now we're in the room. pushing meds. he's becoming shockier. .crash cart please. pads on just in case.#nurse comes in. just saying 'hey room x is in asystole' super casually. i'm like what#apparently they were on comfort care and it was expected#which is HOW HE SHOULD HAVE LEAD THAT SENTENCE?!? LMAO#listen. i did not sit down or start documenting for the first 7 HOURS of my shift#and the craziest thing is that like. 5 people died during my shift. FIVE.#(all not unexpected and not needing to be coded but still. that is. not normal.)#and i come in to hand off. and the doc i hand off to is like#'yeah the most i've ever had die on one of my shifts is 8'#like bro are you trying to ONE UP ME?! on THIS?#medical tw#i was really lucky. the charge and the two floats were STELLAR. i sincerely dont know what i would have done without them#there were many other difficult things on that shift that don't feel appropriate to share#anyway watch the pitt. its exceedingly medically accurate. all my ER friends love it
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