#pwoblem

[daycare-of-the-fallen]

hehe! i'm gonna hab some snackies an cubble wif sum of my stuffies ^w^ an i've got my chewie!! >w<

i'm habin chips an dip, an sum gummies, an sum tea!!

for the dip, mix 2 parts sour cream an 1 part ranch! :3

um da stuffies r doggy an eek an forina! an bloo but u can't weawwy see him.. he's da bloo one uner doggy >w<

[mediumsizedqueerlynx]

it wasn't even just one day it started at like 8pm the day before. and just kept on going. i still had trouble yesterday for a moment

what the hell man

[aflippedflop]

FLIPFLOPPED NAME INTERACTIONS

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Naming the fallen works identically to how it does in Undertale, but I thought it could be fun to add more name easter eggs. :]

[O] - Usable Names

[X] - Unusable Names

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[O] "FRISK" - WARNING! This little shit will drive you insane. Proceed anyway? (Enables Hard Mode)

[O] "ROONEY" or "ROONIE" - ". . . I see."

[X] "MADDIE" - "No. NO. NO! THAT'S MY NAME, BRAT!"

[O] "DUMMY" - "ABOUT TIME YOU REALIZED IT!!"

[O] "METTA", "MTT", or "TONTON" - "OOO~ PROMOTING MY BRAND ARE YOU DARLING?"

[X] "LEGDAD" - "SORRY DARLING, BUT THAT ALREADY MY NAME. IT SAYS SO ON THIS MUG. (ALPHYS GET ME A MUG AND A MARKER)"

[O] "HAPSTA" - "YOU CAN HAVE THAT NAME, DARLING. I DON'T NEED IT ANYMORE."

[O] "NAPSTA", "BLOOKY", or "BLOOK" - "oh... that's my name... i don't think it'll hurt to let you use it."

[X] "ALPHYS" - "H-Hey! Don't do that!"

[O] "ALPHY" or "ALPH" - "Umm. I guess that works???"

[X] "UNDYNE" - "Nuh-uh! Get your OWN name, snotface!"

[X] "PAPYRU", "PAPS", OR "PAPY" - "WOWIE! WHAT AN AWESOME NAME. THOUGH I WOULD RECOMMEND CHOOSING A CODE NAME TO USE INCASE WE'RE IN THE SAME ROOM!" (Makes you go back to the menu.)

[O] "sans" or "lazymf" - "i doubt that's your actual name, but who am i to rain on your parade, i guess."

[X] "ASGORE" - "I wouldn't want to wish this name on anyone. Please pick a different name, young one."

[O] "GOREY" - "You must be serious about this. I suppose this wouldn't hurt anyone."

[X] "TORIEL" - "Perhaps you should try picking a different name, my child. Come on, think!"

[X] "TORI" - "Uh, you are... getting the right idea, I think. But maybe try something else."

[X] "ASRIEL" or "AZZY" - "In your dreams, kid! First come, first served."

[X] "FLOWEY" - "Sorry pal, I already chose that name!"

[O] "FLOWEE" - "REAL creative solution."

[X] "CHARA" - "Demons can not be named the same name. Try again. =)"

[O] "MUFFET" or "TUFFET" - "Alright dearie, don't worry, I'll just put it on your tab~ (WARNING: THIS ENABLES TAX PAYER MODE. YOU WILL BE BROKE.)" (You start the game with -9999 G.)

[O] "SOURPU" - "Little buddy, This name is already giving me hell. Please save yourself and pick something else."

[X] "NICEZ" or "NCG" - "Sorry buddy. I'm not taking sponsors right now."

[X] "NICEE" - "Plagerism isn't very nice, buddy. Try something else. I know you can do it!"

[O] "GRILLB" - "............. fine."

[X] "TEMMIE" - "woAhz! WoAHZ! u an tem has same names!! but wait tem already pick dis name? ;w; sowee!"

[O] "TEMMIY" - "YaYAYayAYAYA!!! pwoblem solv!"

[O] "QC" or "QT" - "Hahaha! Welcome to the crew then, Hun."

[O] "BRATTY" - "Like! OHMYGOD! That's my name, creep!"

[O] "CATTY" - "Like! OHMYGOD! Bratty! Bratty! That's like, MY NAME!"

[O] "GASTER" or "GEETER" - "............ YEAH, SURE WHY NOT."

[O] "SEMI" - "HMM?! EH?! WHO'S THERE?! WHO'S INTERRUPTING MY NAP?!"

[O] "GERSON" or "GERSY" - "I highly doubt that dorky name is yer' actual name, whipper snapper. But SURE, why not? WAH HA HA!"

[O] "RIVER" or "RIVERP" - "Tra la la. Maybe that is really your name. Maybe it isn't. It doesn't matter anyway."

[X] "MK" or "GONER" - (Crashes the game)

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OTHER NAME EASTER EGGS

[X] "TOBY" - "Bark Bark!"

[O] "KRIS" - "Very interesting..."

[O] "SUZY" or "SUSIE" - "Get your own name DUMBASS!" (Instead of a "Proceed" button to confirm your name, the Proceed Button is replaced with "Ignore.'

[O] "NOEL" or "NOELLE" - "Uhm... I can't stop you, b-but, please don't???"

[O] "BIRDLY" or "BERDLY" - Hmm! It's probably the smartest choice for your name! It's not as smart as ME, though!"

[X] "RUDY" - "And risk you ruining my reputation as mayor?! Nope. Beat it."

[X] "DESS" - "I see you found the cool name. Sorry, kid. Already picked this name."

[X] "CAROL" - "......... no."

[O] "CLOVER" - "I don't see why not pard'ner!"

[X] "CEROBA" or "ROBA" - "Absolutely not."

[X] "AXIS" - "ERROR. NAME UNUSABLE. LOSER."

[X] "NORTHS" or "STARLO" - "Sorry partner, but this name ain't big enough for the two of us!"

[X] "CHUJIN" - "This is Chujin... Piss off. This is my name."

[X] "MARTLE" or "MARTLT" - "Hahaha! I'm flattered, but no, this is my name."

[X] "KANAKO" - "(They refuse to let you pick this name.)"

[X] "MO" - "Laaame! I didn't die fer' you to steal my name, kid."

[X] "DALV" - "This name carries too much grief. Sorry..."

[X] "PANGIR" or "PGIRL" - (In Comic Sans) "uh, yeah no. pick another one, bucko."

[X] "HOOLYA" - "You're an idiot if you think you can just steal my name. Beat it."

[X] "MONO" - "(I don't care who you are, Noir what you say. This name is reserved for a real hero.)"

[O] "CHLOE" - "This name feels so familiar. You are filled with the power of... giraffes?"

[O] "LILY" or "VIOLET" - "Don't worry. No Mushrooms or Hot topics to be seen down here... right?"

[O] "ROYELL" - "The name of royalty! You are filled with the power of... MK and Ronalds???"

[O] "JEFFRY" - "Have no fear, for I am a professional lawyer!"

[O] "SUSHI" - "No."

[O] "PORK" or "PROCTR" - "The EVILEST NAME!"

[X] "ARCHIE" - "(Fun fact! Raccoons are our founding fathers! Unless you are a raccoon, you won't be getting this name.)

[O] "PETER", "CHMUET", and "MOON" - "(You must be a wonderful person if you pick this name! We hope you succeed in whatever you are doing now.)"

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MISC NAMES.

[O] "ICEE" or "MERG" - "(WARNING! This name will activate NIGHTMARE MODE! One hit, and it's back to start for you. Resetting will deactivate this mode. Proceed anyway?)"

[O] "SHAYY" - "Nice try, hot shot. There is a ban on Punch cards down here."

(NAMES ARE STILL A WORK IN PROGRESS AND MORE WILL PROBABLY BE ADDED IN THE FUTURE)

~ProctorDorkchop

[batwynn]

I typically have a pretty healthy respect for farmers and their work, especially having lived on and worked on many different farms growing up. I've woken up at 4am to milk cows, feed chickens, chop wood. I've pulled more weeds than you can imagine, tilled rows, and run out in hailstorms to protect crops. But I can't seem to dredge up a drop of respect for the farms around where I live these days. Because these guys don't actually do anything, and yet have a serious attitude about how much of better a person they are because they 'work hard' and 'kids these days don't wanna work' yadda yadda. They've convinced themselves and everyone around them that they work like people used to work on farms. In the field, backs bent, heavy lifting, etc. Except, you know, they don't. Everything is mechanized, and more than half of the year is spent doing nothing at all while the potatoes grow/over the winter. Every step of the planting, watering, spraying, harvesting, and storing process is run by a machine. The tractors don't even need them to direct them for most of the process. I've watched these guys fart around on their phones and pick their noses for 6 hours as the tractor goes back and forth, only waking up enough to turn the thing at the end of the row. For what isn't mechanized, (kale) they hire migrant workers to do the actual work. Meanwhile, these guys drive around in their un-used-for-anything-but-driving pickup trucks, yelling about migrant (non-white) workers and people asking for 'handouts'. Ironic, of course, because every single farm up here gets massive 'handout' from the government for multiple claims of u w u growing pwoblems. These same people will pick apart every single thing that you do 'wrong' because you don't do it the way they do it. (Like have a giant bulldozer to clear their driveway vs a small snow blower) If that wasn't enough, these aren't the neighbors that I grew up with. These same people have the ability to help others, and won't. They pull up to you after 5 months of grueling shoveling and clearing the driveway of snow and say, "Oh we could have done that for you for $40." And then never offer to do it next year. They'll stand outside and crack jokes about how our house is going to burn down because of how we set up the pellet stove, but not offer advice. They'll happily run their generators and settle in during the bomb cyclone that turned off the power for over a week at -60º and not even question if they should check on anyone living around them. They're greedy, selfish, lazy, cruel people and they say the kids are the problem?

[abrattylittletvtoonrobot]

~a future interaction probably~

Twisted Vee: is THAT my replacement? Why does she walk like that? Why does she talk like that? How am I MORE FAULTY THAN HER!?

*slow stare* I'm baby what your pwoblem with me?

[deceit-and-doubt]

(You are up EARLY EARLY)

**regales the little guy with the tale of how he apparently helped save me, (at the beach) handing him a memory bubble to look at if he likes. It’s alright he doesn’t remember, it is.** **poofs into dragon form to look cool** — Rime Dragon Cookie - aka bird anon

ooc: I KNOW, ITS 5 AM (I'll go back dw, just lemme get tired again, I got woken up by outside noise)

*confused*

"milk's being having memory pwoblems lately.. and I think dats affecting me too.. ughh.... I weally do not wemember dis...sorry.." - 🍦 8/20

(milk = smilk btw for those who don't know)

[abelby]

🍼 Baby Abel’s Profile! 🌙

Name: Abel
Nickname(s): Abie (A-B), Baby, Little Guy, Little Lamb 🐑
Regression Age: 1-5 years old (usually 2-3 years old)
Stuffie’s Name: Woolie (when extra baby, he says “Woo-wee” 🐑💕)
Favorite Snack: Cheerios, apple slices, animal crackers, and anything sweet! 🍎🍪
Favorite Story: Goodnight Moon 🌙 or The Very Hungry Caterpillar 🐛
Favorite Movie: Winnie the Pooh or Finding Nemo 🎥
Favorite Color: Yellow! ☀️✨

Favorite Activities While Little 🧸:

🍼 Cuddling Woolie and sucking on his thumb
🎨 Colorin’ with crayons (but mostly scribbles!)
🎶 Dancin’ to lullabies and nursery rhymes
🧸 Playin’ with blocks and stacking ‘em super duper high!
🌙 Snugglin’ up for bedtime stories

Dislikes:

🚫 Bananas (yucky!!) 🍌
🚫 Nap time (but secretly loves it)
🚫 Being Overly Stimulated 
🚫 When Woolie falls on da floor (dis is a big pwoblem!!)
🚫 When big peoples don’t understand his baby talk
🚫 Being left alone (big sad!)

[gluttonygirls]

widestwaistlines

"Mnnnh...but th' weekends are when I really get t' spoil y', love..."

"That'sh tha pwoblem!!!"

Her puffy, blobby cheeks are pouting, and she'd storm off if she could move at all.

[real-total-drama-takes]

Hewwo fwiends! ~(^ω^)~ Nya~ Let me tell you, we've got a whole lotta fwuwwstration going on, especiawwy wif white men! It's so tough to keep it together, nya~ sniffles cutely UwU ♥ But believe me, nobody understands fwuwwstration wike I do, fwiends! #NoThanks, we’re looking for sowutions, not more pwoblems, nya~! pouts cutely ✧ >w< ♥

[hamptercatapult]

tumblr such a useless fucking website. lets me vote in polls where the op has me blocked but i cant reblog. and i wish it was like "hey we couldnt reblog that cuz ur blockéd" but NOOO its always WOOPSIE DOODLE THERE WAS A PWOBLEM.... PEASE DONT BE ANGWIE....

like bro just tell me im blocked.

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

Ad-infested apps that don’t need the internet to operate at all (except to serve ads) that “alert” you that you aren’t connected to the internet are so funny

“uh oh! there’s a biig pwoblem! it seeeeems that there’s no internet connection! oopsie daisy! why don’t you try checking your connection settings so I can once again load the ad where you save the king from drowning in his basement by clearing blocks uwu 👉👈”

[duckciferthecg]

Just woke up fwom nap >:3

Well wested now I’s is gonn make it evewyones pwoblem

Problems! Fun fun to cause! Let’s keep it controlled though, okay little lamb?

[jarchivism]

Hewwo, wocal spiwaw avataw, I’m awoace now. Doesn’t mattew if I wasn’t befowe and I don’t wemembew actuawwy I had othew pwoblems. Wike gewtwude wobinson. (This is in wesponse to ��stwaight as a spiwaw’ of couwse.)

Anyways wegawding intewests, you wiww NEVEW guess my cuwwent main one. Even with Knowwedge. What kind of scifi howwow do you enjoy?

-Michaew

Ahh, good to know about that first one. Aspec people are cool! (saying that as someone who is quoiromantic)

I prefer sci-fi horror out of all things, especially if it’s in a near-future lab setting. It’s related to some of my other kintypes.

[mevoici]

Pwoblem mwen

[possessionisamyth]

I agree on your post about fandom with Leon. I like him but the way fandom treats him and acts if he's the only character that has gone thru the most hell, it makes me not want to see him in any further content for awhile. Don't me get started on the shipping aspect of him whether it's self-shipping or his relationships with other characters.

I'd really love it if people who ship leon with themselves or reader or whatever would choose TWO ways to tag it as a group so I can block it en masse and not see their boring ass fantasies generated from character ai play out the same way 500x a day no matter how many variants of the tag I block.

Every time I think it might be a character analysis it's slapped with "He Wouldn't Fucking Say That" but for every sentence, and I get to decide whether I'm going to block or scroll faster.

Shipping aside(because woooo do aeon, cleon, and jilleon shippers love showing their misogyny as much as people who ship leon with other boring white men), seeing people baby him incessantly as if he's not a grown ass man is a different level of fury. Yes, his job fucking sucks. Yes, he was suckered into it. He's not special actually. How many people have the option to not work a shitty job for an uncomfortable period of time in their lives without suffering immediate financial consequences? I'll tell you who. Rich people. Who I don't respect anyways. You know who else has a shitty job? Literally the entire recurring cast of characters we see, majority of whom are women.

You know what usually makes a job shittier? Not having a dick. I cannot fucking imagine the hell that Jill, as much of a paragon in her field as Chris is, has to experience from the men higher ups questioning every single fucking decision she makes on top of dealing with bioweapon bullshit. Her only reprieve? Probably Chris or Barry stepping in for her to shut them up, and if not that, she can get some of that anger out through the gorey, visceral violence some people dream of having as an outlet when dealing with shitty customers in retail.

And don't even get me fucking started on Rebecca and Claire who don't have the mercy of that much of a reprieve! Both of them have to deal with politicians from multiple countries, majority men, also questioning and second guessing their every plan while they try to provide life-saving medicine and resources to people who need them. You know what Leon has to hear from politicians? Arrest or kill this guy and go home. Escort this person and go home. They dont' question his competency. I know for a fucking fact Claire and Rebecca get the third degree if they so much as even suggest a faster way to supply necessary footwork in order to rebuild a neighborhood or save lives, meanwhile Leon goes home and does, uh, fucking nothing until he's called onto the next job.

But oooohh ooohh woobie baby pookie puppy daddy waawaa googoo gaga leon kennedy has a dwinking pwoblem. He's soooo babygirl and needs to be cuddled and protected and loved because his job is sooooooo stressful, and he's a victim.

You know who's a fucking victim in this situation post RE2? Sherry goddamn Birkin who apparently has zero fucking contact with Leon for 15 whole years after the government snatched them. YOU KNOW? THE GUY WHO SAID HE'D KEEP AN EYE ON HER FOR CLAIRE. THAT ONE. Did I mention she is a sudden orphan after watching her mom die in front of her? Oh, and her upbringing can be considered questionable at best due to RE6 being a genuine shit show. Oh and she also let doctors experiment on her body in order to A)Fuck around with the G-Virus, and B) figure out cures and vaccines, WHICH MOST OF WERE MADE BY REBECCA ANYWAY WITHOUT HUMAN EXPERIMENTATION? So like!!!! If I want to separate it further by saying who has the worst shitty government job dealing with Umbrella after it's shut down, it still isn't fucking Leon! Can you imagine the hellscape assignments they send Sherry into with her super healing ability??????? I know they're worse because she can survive egregious injury without them using money to provide medical supplies! And you know governments everywhere love cutting corners when it comes to money.

But Leon is blonde ONCE, in ONE GAME, a good game yes but is apparently so iconic his pain magically takes precedent as the worst above everyone else's. And I hate that so fucking much because even Leon doesn't think this about himself! Leon literally doesn't think he has it the worst out of everyone! He just kinda wants to die sometimes which is not the same thing! Yet, the unfortunate amount of fans with little to no media literacy believe otherwise.

[moonlightsmasquerade]

Azrael : I'm sowy for havwing been mean to you in the pwast :( Pwease don't kill my empwoyees and my pwoblem child :(

[SPOILER] : You literally called me a slur 5 seconds after meeting me

WHEHEHEHEZZZE EE