#questions for the bard

[wasyago]

they're a killer queeeeen

[dantent]

tav, trying to flirt with raphael but rolling a nat 1: if i had to pick a favorite tea... i would pick you, shaw-tea *winks*

raphael: ...

raphael: im surrounded by idiots

-later that night-

raphael in his bed, still thinking about tav: fuck...

[aspiring-wildfire]

okay not to cross hyperfixations but what do we think all the dbda characters’ dnd classes are

[inexplicifics]

What do you think happens the next time Priscilla sees Jaskier in A Bard In The Hand…? Is it autumn of the same year Jaskier left Oxenfurt? Is Geralt there, or was Jaskier just dropped off? Is it a bardic competition? Does she go looking for him? What is her reaction when she sees how the choice she made has unfolded? I can’t stop wondering about this, and as the all-seeing author, I wondered if you had insight

Oh, interesting question!

I don't think Priscilla stays in Oxenfurt long after graduation, so they probably see each other again in Novigrad, maybe at a bardic competition a few years down the line? And Jaskier looks so happy, clearly stronger and in better condition than when he left Oxenfurt and still wearing brightly-colored clothing and carrying a fancy new lute, with his witcher lurking contentedly behind him.

Priscilla wants all the gossip, please and thank you.

[lighthouse-guardian]

when i just found out about sleep it was something like 'oh so you can't attack sleeping enemies because ethics and all that. makes sense.' then i looked into operators who can inflict sleep

it raised a few questions

[antaripirate]

odds on ren referring to herself as ‘Tieren Maresh-Loreni-Emery-Bard’???

and rhy, alucard, nadiya and kell are all:🥹

meanwhile, lila:🤨

[velnica]

The newest edition of GQ Eorzea just landed! Come get your copy! 💛💚

Link to Guydelot's matching Rolling Stone Eorzea cover

Sanson please, your glow up... How can Guydelot resist this?

[ichiro-artosaki]

githyanki guardian pls save me--

my durge is so down bad they'd do anything she says the durge in question:

their name is Myr'dir...its a pun…a really bad pun

[givemeanaccountalready]

Time for another Milgram shitpost! It’s my apology for never finishing my Milgram analyses in my drafts and that one anon ask. Woo!

I have had this idea for a while now, of just the Milgram prisoners trying to pass the time, and while the words have changed many times over, the general idea of some of them having something like a DnD campaign because there’s no TV, internet, or even a radio to pass the time, so why not?

Yuno: “Seriously? I thought you, of all people, would be into this sort of thing.”

Fuuta: “You want us to play pretend.”

Yuno: “How is this any different from your little computer games?”

Fuuta: “This is very different from MMORPGs, and you know it. This… is lame!”

Muu: muttering “You would know.”

Yuno: “Oh, please. Your eyes lit up when I mentioned it.”

Fuuta: “They did not!”

Yuno: “Did so.”

Fuuta: “Did not!”

Mikoto: “They kind of did, dude.”

Fuuta: “No one asked you! And they did not!”

Mikoto: “I mean, I’ll play, if you want Yun-chan. It’s a good idea. I really don’t want to do another ice breaker.”

Shidou: “They’re good for getting to know others.”

Yuno: “Thank you. Who else wants to play?”

Kazui: “Oh ho, ho, I don’t know. It’s been ages since I’ve played a game like this. I wouldn’t know how to play.”

Yuno: “Alright, we got Kazui. Who else? Amane?”

Amane: “I am studying.”

Fuuta: “See? Even the grade schooler doesn’t want to play. I mean, you guys don’t even have any dice or anything to play.”

Yuno: “We don’t need dice to play. It’s just to pass the time. Who else? Kotoko?”

Kotoko: “No.”

Fuuta: “You need dice to play! How else are you gonna decide stats? Just by classes? That’s lame.”

Mikoto: big bro mode activated “You’re lame.”

Yuno: “Oh my God. Fuuta, I’m gonna make you be the first villain boss guy we face.”

Fuuta: “It’s just boss, and why do I have to be the villain?”

Yuno: “Why do you need to fight me on everything I say? Shidou’s gonna send you to your room if you don’t play nice.”

Fuuta: “Oh my God, fine. I’ll play your dumb game.”

Mikoto: “Wait, shouldn’t Es be the one sending us to our rooms?”

Haruka: nods

Yuno: “Haruka, do you wanna play? There’s no rules to this?”

Fuuta: “You can’t have a game without rules!”

Yuno: “Shut it, or you’re going to be the team goblin. Haruka?”

Haruka: “C-can I?”

Mahiru: “Can I play too? What are we playing?”

Kotoko: “Fake DnD.”

Yuno: “Oh? Did you change your mind then?”

Kotoko: “No.”

More nonsense:

They finally got Amane to play because Shidou wouldn’t stop bugging her about it.

Yuno: “You can be a priest if you want.”

Fuuta: “They’re called clerics and they heal-”

Amane: “I want to be a crusader.”

Fuuta: “A what?”

Yuno: “Bet. Want any special powers?”

Amane: “I want lightning to smite my enemies with.”

Shidou: whispers to Fuuta and Mikoto who canonically have sisters and probably know firsthand how unhinged play time drama can be “Is that normal?”

Mikoto: “Yes.”

Fuuta: “You’ve clearly never played crime Barbie. Coward.”

Mikoto: “Oh, word? My little sister used to love overthrowing evil queens with her My Little Pony dolls. That and evil orphanages.”

Fuuta: “Evil orphanages… Good shit.”

When faced with The Villain ™️

Mahiru: “Is he… is he hot?”

Yuno: “You can’t fix him.”

Mahiru: “I can try!”

Yuno: “You can’t. That’s how Kotoko died.”

Kotoko: “I wouldn’t try to fix him!”

Yuno: “You were trying to fix him like a dog.”

Kotoko: “Okay, now that… that I can accept.”

Kazui: sweating “I think we played enough for tonight.”

Later on, after Kotoko attacked.

Fuuta: “Hey… Yuno?”

Yuno: “Yeah?”

Fuuta: “I can’t stop thinking about-about it. Can you-can you talk about the game?”

Yuno: “The game?”

Fuuta: “Please. Everythung hurts and I need something else to focus on.”

Yuno: “…”

Fuuta: “Yuno?”

Yuno: “… okay, so Mahiru accidentally set off one of the traps in the villain’s old hideout. You and me, the brave knight and the baddest witch in the west, we were sent ahead to find the old Warlock, Shidou of the path, to figure out how to get Mahiru out of the ancient scroll she’s now trapped in…”

[bardvenweek]

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[junkkey]

Me and my accidental crackship made on valentines day :

(Why is he kinda... 🫣)

(Ah Frick! 😖)

(damn am gonna choke with all this hair, even without the head the thing so small there's berely anything to eat....)

🤔

(Welp, will be funnier to hear it die~🎶)

😌...

🤨

Why are you not dead?

I never thought a human could be so small.

I'm not a human 😅

That explain a lot...Also why is your face so red?

I just happen to draw both at the same time and pouf ! The sick idea pop in my head.

It's hella funny to me cuz they're polar opposite in terms of personality.

Basically the sweet girl and bad boy, even more funnier is that Lilas is a Bard 😂

Anyway have a good day 😅

Master Post :

[slayerdurge]

ok this is the first i'm finding out that durge has a little corpse-looking goblinoid weirdo butler who shows up and brings gifts as rewards for murder. i love him.

[are-they-a-faggot]

KIWI THE BARD - WANDERSONG

reasoning: they're silly. they're silly silly silly and also very cute (also where is the any/all option on the pronouns)

submitted by: @rook-specter

[mintyeggs]

my tavs! a bard that everything goes wrong for and a grandpeepaw that escaped the nursing home and is going Hog Wild

[devondespresso]

things id make if i had the time energy and commitment to get better at 2d art:

a watery almost impressionist looking Steddie swan lake comic with Steve as the swan prince (and a happy ending of course)

[dazzelmethat]

Messy ideas for a Dionysus/Bacchus and a Pan design. I've been compiling face shape ideas for them for a while, I've been wanting to make faces that would easily translate to masks to wear at a festival.