#queue squad

[probablygayattorneys]

Offer me money.

Power, too. Promise me that.

Offer me anything I ask for.

I want my hint coin back, you son of a bitch.

[sweeetestcurse]

David Dastmalchian as Abner Krill/Polka-Dot Man 04/??

[violentdelightshavevioletends]

Rhiannon: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Ridoc: Even better!

Rhiannon: What did you-

Ridoc: *holding up a chicken* —Her name is Fluffy.

[zenzonezero]

wallpapers from "a sandwich scented dream"

hoyolab | google drive

[spockvarietyhour]

[walterfairholmes]

Echo: So have you heard of this game for your datapad, Frogger-- Cutup: Frogger? But I hardly even know her! Fives: Just...stop. Stop it. What would it even mean to frog a girl?

[autisticzenitsu]

Tanjiro: I think I might have some mild trauma. Inosuke: You THINK? Zenitsu: MIGHT have? Nezuko: MILD?

[supes9]

Roy + Johnny + Taking Care of Each Other ❤️‍🩹

[enidtendo64]

A smorgasbord of wenclair and Wednesday doodles!

[lonewolflupe]

It's done - this is my last Delta Squad Week entry, filling the 14th and thereby last prompt! Thanks for sticking with me, and I apologise for spamming your dash with Delta Squad ficlets today and yesterday! Event masterlist will be up soon (:

DELTA SQUAD WEEK | @deltasquadweek | Day 7: I Love You ART: Day 1 | Day 2 | Scorch Day | Day 3 | Day 4 | Day 5 | Day 6 | Day 7 FICS: Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4 | Day 5 | Day 6 | Day 7

Summary: Delta, give me an explosive solution; Scorch is asking the real questions here (AO3) Tags: banter, brotherly love, fluff (SFW) Words: 717 Featuring: RC Boss, RC Scorch, RC Sev, RC Fixer

“Boss?”

Having shore leave as a clone in the Grand Army of the Republic was a rare luxury, especially when you were a commando trained by elite Mandalorian warriors. And although Delta Squad was one of the last true pods out there, which he was very grateful for, Boss would have appreciated some quiet time to catch up with much needed sleep right now.

“Hmm?” came his disgruntled hum, slowly opening his eyes to look Scorch’s way. He could have known his brother was not ready to drift off just yet, since there was simply no stop to his thought process. Scorch laid in his bunk, one knee pulled up and his other arm dangling down the side of his elevated bed. He was staring at the durasteel ceiling right above him, as if he would find his answers there.

“What are you supposed to say to someone you care about?”

Taken slightly aback, Boss’ face wrinkled into a confused expression, since this was the last question he was expecting from Scorch. He rolled his eyes and tugged his blanket over his shoulder as he addressed his brother: “Shut up and grab some sleep.” But instead, Scorch shot upright instantly, balancing his torso on one elbow when he threw a response at the squad leader, faking his gratitude. “Awww, very affectionate, leader-man. But I meant to someone special.. Like, a partner.”

Before he could come up with another response, Sev’s low voice came from the bed below Scorch: “Keldabe kiss them.” Boss should have known the squad’s sniper would pick up anything, even when he was supposedly asleep. Seemed like Fixer was the only one getting some rest at the moment. Scorch curled himself around his bed’s edge, facing Sev upside-down. “I don’t think they’ll appreciate the headbutt-” he started, but Sev didn’t let him finish his sentence. “Affectionately,” he elaborated, and with the word, he kicked his foot against the bunk above him, making Scorch struggle to keep himself from crashing down.

After he regained his balance, he threw an obscene hand gesture at Sev, whilst wittingly returning the sharp bantering: “Oooooooh, I didn’t take you for the affectionate partner.” The cooing tone in Scorch’s voice was not appreciated by Sev, who tossed his blanket from his body, preparing to get physical with his brother. “Let me show you my affection for you,” he sneered, but seeing this coming, Boss was already intervening.

“Stay put, Sev,” he said sternly, “I’m too tired to get up to keep the two of you apart.” Sev grunted in annoyance, but he wouldn’t go against his sergeant. Scorch shot a soft yet teasingly ‘prickly’ at Sev, granting him another dangerous look from Sev, but averted his attention to 38 again. “Boss, some input?” With a deep exhale, Boss relaxed a little, since a physical altercation had been averted – for now, at least. “You could toss in some Mando’a. I bet it would be effective; especially with the ladies.”

With his own eyes closed again, Boss didn’t see the twinkle in Scorch’s eyes, caused by his suggestion. “Oooh I do like the sound of that. Like cyar’ika..,” Scorch tried, staring into the distance without focusing as he spoke the word, as if daydreaming about someone he could call his sweetheart one day. Boss chuckled softly, before giving his own favourite: “Meshla.” It came out like a longing hum, but it drowned in Scorch’s gasp of awe. “You’re a natural, Sarge!”

“I love you.”

Boss frowned when he heard the suggestion from the bunk on top of his, realising Fixer was awake after all. Scorch seemed similarly confused. “What was that?” he yapped, searching for Fixer’s silhouette in the dimly lit barracks. “I love you,” Fixer replied with a sigh, already regretting he had joined the conversation. “Thanks vod, I love you too?” “No, di’kut. Say ‘I love you’ if someone is truly special to you.” “So I’m not special to you?” “You are – on a completely different level.”

A loud snort came from Sev’s bunk, breaking the rising tension. Scorch simply grunted, before addressing all of them: “Well, you are all very special to me, and I love y-.” And simultaneously, in like-minded harmony, the other three Deltas interrupted him, shooting at Scorch: “Shut up.” “Can it, Six-Two.” “Stow it, Scorch.”

Dividers by @/orangez3st

I was tempted to give Sev the upper bunk, out of sniping habits - but I needed him to kick Scorch's bunk, so I apologise for military inaccuracies

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[probablygayattorneys]

I was at work and the vending machine got stuck like this and I don’t have the key to it and I got to say, I felt like I was in a Layton game and had to solve a puzzle to fix it

Also proud to announce I solved it by just channeling my inner Emmy Altava and kicking it as hard as I could a few times and that actually worked.

[sweeetestcurse]

David Dastmalchian as Abner Krill/Polka-Dot Man 03/??

[violentdelightshavevioletends]

Ridoc: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Ridoc: I have two pieces of graphite in my leg from accidental stabbings.

Sawyer: You made that sound way cooler than it actually is, tell them the rest of the story.

Ridoc: Fine! One is from accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the world’s worst math class when I was 8. And the other is from scaring Violet in the library and she “accidentally” stabbed me while studying. I’d say Sawyers next but then we’ll never hear the end of it!

Sawyer: I still can’t taste anything on the left side! … I burned my tongue drinking tea because I asked Sliseag to boil it super-fast.

Cat: *shudders* Never “surprise kiss” Xaden in front of Violet.

Jesinia, signing & showing her palms: I paper-burned my fingers from speed-reading too vigorously.

Rhiannon: I was making a cup of noodles out and spilled it on my hand and I got such a bad burn my sister called a medic.

Dain: I once told Cath he needed a breath mint and he proceeded to breath fire until my eyebrows were singed off, there’s still a mark behind my ear.

Violet: I can’t even pick one… my whole life is a walking accidental injury.

Ridoc: Yeah, sure “accidents” …

Violet: — Hey! How about YOU almost get your neck snapped when someone “surprises you” and then see how you fair! … *muttering* and I didn’t say Cat was an accident *dead pan & smirks*.

Bodhi: I once zipped my hand in my riders jacket and took a chunk out of my pinky… *glances to Xaden in question*

Imogen: *fully glares at Xaden* I once kicked Xaden’s girlfriends ass and then mysteriously tripped down a stair I “didn’t see”

Xaden: Well, I once took 107 stab wounds for a bunch of idiots.

Ridoc: Oh, who?

Imogen: It’s us. We’re the idiots.

Sloane: … And now we can add emotional scars to the list.

[zenzonezero]

ben, anton, lycaon, soukaku, corin, koleda, soldier 11, & bangboo stickers from "a sandwich scented dream"

hoyolab | google drive

[vbs-daily]

Day 83 🎤🎶

almost forgot today... my apologies!!!