#quote: buster

[dragonflavoredcake]

Grian, texting Iskall: Help, I'm being kidnapped! Iskall: WHAT?! Where are you?! Grian: In a car with a strange person. Help me! Iskall: I'm going to call Mumbo Mumbo, answering his phone: Hello? Iskall: Where's Grian? He told me he was being kidnapped. Mumbo: Kidnapped? What do you mean, he's right here next to me— Mumbo: Mumbo: I'll call you back. Mumbo: I JUST HAD A MUSTACHE TRIM! IT'S NOT THAT BAD! Grian: WHO ARE YOU?!

[risequotes]

Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 515

Leo: Sooo, other guy's day off?

(Season 1, Episode 7 - Bug Busters)

[sicknessinmotion]

THERE WAS SOMETHING SOMEWHERE ONCE, AND IT IS NOT THERE ANYMORE; HOLE THEORY

ballad of buster scruggs // judas h. (@judas-redeemed) // @selkielore // definition of hole // law of holes on wikipedia // andy goldsworthy // florence + the machine // unknown

[busterkeatonsociety]

#TalkieTuesday The late, great Orson Welles on one of his favourites, Buster Keaton.

[justbusterkeaton]

“Buster doesn’t wear his heart on his sleeve does not mean that he doesn’t have one. Acting both through and around his deadpan, he knew how to let the audience figure out what he was trying to hide.

In The Haunted House, when a woman comes into the bank where he works and exerts her wiles to seduce him into opening the time-lock safe early for her, his face remains as set as granite, but every time he shakes his head in refusal we know exactly how much his resolve has weakened. Here the stone face hilariously counterpoints a spine of jell-o.”

- Buster Keaton: The Persistence of Comedy by Imogen Sara Smith

[drawfee-quot3s]

things you can put in ralph/nathan's children's toy that squirts Something at you:

water

Something Else

water

fish sauce

gasoline

undesirable liquid

live ants

bees

liquid nitrogen

walrus sauce

shark sauce

ghost pepper hot sauce

ghost busters hot pockets

lava

slimer's cum

- jacob, ralph, + karina

[picspammer]

Is there a carbon monoxide leak in this house?

[dragonflavoredcake]

Grian: Every time I hear someone talk about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete the joke. Mumbo: Okay, but what is updog? Iskall: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, usually with ketchup, mustard, onions, or relish Stress: That's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of a program is released Jevin: No, that's an update. Updog is the fourth-largest city in Sweden Cleo: That's Uppsala. Updog is a symbol used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs Joe: That's an epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current Tango: That's an updraft. Updog is the modern version of a henway Mumbo: What's a henway??? Tango: About five pounds

[risequotes]

Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 318

Leo: Okay, anyone else think we shouldn’t follow a stranger we just met into who knows what now?

Raph: [groans] She’s a nice lady, Leo. What’s not to trust?

(Season 1, Episode 7 - Bug Busters)

[mentally-at-home]

[busterkeatonsociety]

This Day in Buster…September 1, 1920

“One Week,” arguably Buster Keaton’s best short film, is released.

[vanilla0chinchilla]

There's two Ernie Hudson quotes that I think would fit Clara and Zestial. No Old English from Zesty because I'm not smart enough to do that, and him just saying it in modern English is funnier to me.

[usefulquotes7]

When it hurts but it hurts so good Do you take it? Do you break it off? When it hurts but it hurts so good Can you say it?

hurt so good by astrid S

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

Cops (Buster Keaton & Edward F. Cline, 1922)

[incorrectreiwakamenriderquotes]

Rintaro: chefs kiss? do… do they really?

Oogami: the bird flu? yea they tend to do that

Ren: you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

Touma: “what’s upstairs?” they can’t talk.

Reika: “based”? based on what?

Kento: apartment “complex”? I find it quite simple

Daishinji: road works ahead? yea I sure hope it does

Yuri: wood fired pizza? how’s pizza gonna get a job now?

Desast: you’re telling me a ginger bred this man?

[incorrect-brawlstars]

Fang: If a plant feels sad, do other plants photosympathise with it?

Buster: I chlorofeel you man.