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my favorite pokemon is sableye
used this ask for quick warm up sketch
#talk to me tag#rambling-robot#probably only second time ive drawn this thing#pokemon#drawn response#sableye
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you can’t jokingly post about kinky shit on tumblr because you say smth like “haha wouldn’t it be hot if you…tried to launch internet explorer…but it wouldn’t load :D”
and then you’ll get one thousand robot girls in the notes going “mmngngnnghhhngn”
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crazy that gravity falls was like, hey what if we made twin brothers, and one of them is the worse one. he gets bad grades, he likes to punch his problems, everyone thinks of him as “the other one.” he’s engulfed in a shadow that’s shaped like him. he doesn’t even have his own name—it’s derived of his brother’s name, the only one his parents planned on having and using. everything about him is derivative—imitative of another person (his twin brother) (the one everyone likes and wants) and is disapproved of for that reason (he isn’t just “bad at this thing,” he’s “not as good as his brother”). and then he ruins his brother’s science fair project (the one next to his own—no one noticed it because it’s not good, it’s almost stupid next to a “perpetual motion machine” made by a high schooler) (he tried to fix it) (he doesn’t know how; he’s not as smart as the guy who made it) and he gets kicked out. the potential of the money his twin could’ve made is enough to throw him onto the street, and he can’t go home until he makes that money back (the money that was never gained and therefore was never lost. he never had a chance of making enough). he took every job he could (his brother went to school). he got banned from multiple states (his brother bought a house). he traveled internationally and went to prison and had people try to hunt him down and kill him because he couldn’t make enough money (his brother’s house has three basements. he made them himself, as secure as can be). and when his twin finally summons him for help, things go wrong (he messed up this machine like the last one) (he doesn’t know how to fix it. he isn’t as smart as the guy who made it) (he tries to fix it) (he was never any good at reading and these blueprints are impossible, coded and fragmented and in a science that he didn’t know existed) (he tries to fix it). the townspeople ask who he is, and he doesn’t even say his own name (it was hardly his to begin with). and he invites them to a house that isn’t his to show off experiments that aren’t his because he needs to make money that can’t be his. everything he does for the next 30 years is in his twin’s name, for his twin’s sake. he had two funerals for himself and it isn’t even his body in the casket; he had to wear his brother’s name to both of them. if he had died before he fixed the portal, that funeral wouldn’t have been for him. we meet him as a funny and unique character, but in-universe, he’s only ever been defined by someone else.
and then they went, this is entirely in the background btw. most of that is going to be revealed in one episode and won’t be addressed again. he’s a primary comic relief, even. I’m ill about this.
#‘stripped for edible flour in Tijuana’ not even for money. not even cooked food. for FLOUR.#I took a benadryl and wrote this instead of passing out#so if there are any typos or weird leaps in logic lmk. the latter I just hallucinated typing the connection. or accidentally deleted it#gravity falls#stan pines#robot rambles#didn’t know how to put it in the post but he IS the worse one. they’re all right about him (compared to ford)#(because it’s always and only ever in comparison to ford)#he’s derivative. he’s his own man. he loves his family. his family ruined him.#his desire to be rich is so deeply-rooted. it’s always been tied to success and happiness#winning the game show really would’ve been everything.
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trying to sell the murderbot diaries to other robot fans is an uphill battle. yes, i also prefer it when my robots don't have human looking faces. i understand why you might not be happy with its appearance, but guess who's also not happy with having a human face
#the only person that's more unhappy with murderbot looking so much like a human is murderbot itself. that's part of its charm#plus the it/its pronouns despite it's appearance. thank you martha wells#ramblings#i usually avoid robots that looks so humanoid like the plague. which is part of why it took me so long to get into this series ngl#but if i had known that our main character outright states that despite looking so human‚ it absolutely does not want to be human‚ i would#probably have started the series earlier#murderbot#the murderbot diaries#tmbd#this has been in my draft since the murderbot teailer came out and i saw people complain on twt#that murderbot has a human face#i get the frustration. but this series gets a pass from me#edit: why is it always the posts i don't bother to edit that just. take off without me noticing
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Chris Sanders characters who were built to be mindless machines (of destruction, in Stitch's case), but grow a compassionate heart thanks to bonding and develop a strong link to ducklings and goslings, my beloved!
#Anyway Stitch and Roz would be friends!#Disney#DreamWorks#Lilo and Stitch#The Wild Robot#Chris Sanders#Stitch#Rozzum Unit 7134#Roz#Brightbill#Personal Rambles#Parallels
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it’s crazy that rouge straight up said this and people still see her as a mother figure lmaooo
#edit: for the love of god ‘aunt/sister’ is not meaningfully different than mother figure#explain to me how ascribing a woman to a different role in a nuclear family is super subversive actually or shut up. please#rambles#stole a robot for the purpose of creating a perfect thieving tool and ignored every sign of interiority or will he expressed#and ditched him the second it became clear that the situation is more of a pain in the ass than it is a benefit#and said she’d hate to be a mom to said robot#how maternal.#god i fucking love rouge she’s so awesome in this game#such a shame about amy.#battle posting
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Must be lonely to be stuck in a computer in an abandoned theme park
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I love a lot about The Wild Robot, but one of my favorite scenes is definitely when Roz learns the language of the animals and the way they make it clear that she's speaking in their language. For the scene itself, it's just... everything. The way the text bubbles pop up, letters slowly coming into place over days and days as patterns emerge, along with the focus on Roz, the framing just so beautiful (But that's not surprising for this movie lol).
BUT THEN we get the subtle touch of Fink asking "What're they saying?" whenever another robot talks, because of course they don't speak animal!! I feel like so many pieces of media would just be like "No, just make them understand each other," but I love the attention to detail, and the knowledge that Roz has fully adapted this language. She truly is a part of her forest.
Gosh, what a beautiful movie.
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trans fem robot girl who did some jailbreaking on herself as a sort of hrt with. varying levels of success. is this anything
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Miku comes out to her dad
memories of miku and mike at the pride parade
#hatsune miku#vocaloid#piapro studio#doodle#hatsune mike#happy father’s day people#i wanted to pick a more specific flag for this post (the trans flag) but part of the way i run this blog—#—is for anyone’s headcanoned version of miku to fit in as much as possible#the whole message of anonymous m and all that#i do apologise for choosing an arguably more ‘corporate’ route to this but it is father’s day—#—and i really wanted to draw accepting father mike hatsune who loves his robot daughter no matter what#anyway sorry for rambling in the tags again
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cw // NSFW. virginity loss with X-02 / some spoilers for caleb's myth
thinking about the first time with caleb as X-02. buried deep within his memories is this desire to touch you, to experience your warmth, and to find out how you feel wrapped around him — to learn what faces and sounds you make when you eventually fall victim to the overwhelming pleasure.
caleb would take his time, push away all of the thoughts telling him to thrust into you harder and harder in order to satisfy his own wants. instead, he prioritizes you, just like he's always done. he taught you about the warmth of one another, showed you what happiness feels like, and made you feel alive.
he would be the first to teach you what euphoria feels like, and he'd be so sweet — but not too soft. caleb knows what's best for you, but his heart still clenches when he sees you grimace in discomfort at first. your pain receptors may have been dulled by the researchers at OTHAN, but you're still capable of knowing what pain is, and despite your body having experienced numerous wounds in battle, adjusting to caleb's size is still a challenge.
just like the first time when he exchanged energy with you, a wave of cold discomfort washes over you, but his arms embrace your body, keeping you in place while you gasp and clench around him in order to get used to that feeling of fullness. caleb knows what's good for you, and letting you squirm and run away from him isn't a good thing. so he kisses your face softly, starting with your forehead, then your eyes, cheeks, and finally, your lips — the tenderness of it all a stark contrast from the bruising grip he has on your hips as he bottoms out into you.
eventually, the discomfort subsides, and you see your expression reflected in caleb's eyes. your flushed cheeks and half-lidded eyes, the quiet whimpers and moans falling from your lips. in between pants, you speak softly and wrap your arms around his neck.
"is this.. euphoria?"
your tone and curiosity, carrying hints of longing and hidden desires, act like aphrodisiacs for caleb. in your field of vision, you see drops of sweat trickle down his forehead, and he's mirroring your red cheeks — his dazed expression, full of adoration amplifying the strange tightening sensation you feel in your lower stomach. he just smiles at you before nodding, pressing another delicate kiss to your lips before moving his mouth on your neck, suckling purple bruises near your pulse point.
without your exoskeletons on, you can feel his warmth, and it's like you've uncovered the taste of the forbidden fruit. greedily, your hands shift from his neck to his back, and you try to move your hips in an attempt to meet his thrusts, seeking out more of this warmth, more of this feeling — trying to release the tight coil in your stomach.
"do you feel good?"
it's caleb's turn to ask a question, and in response, all you can do is moan and drag your nails softly down his back, careful not to scratch him too hard. you shake your head yes, and it's so hard to formulate sentences, when all you can think of is caleb. his name repeats like a mantra in your mind before making its way to your lips. you call for him, unaware of what you're even seeking. that is until it clicks for you, spoken through your body like a fact that the universe itself decreed.
you're seeking caleb out.
"wanna feel more warmth, wanna feel you more — wanna be one with you, caleb."
in response, caleb's eyes widen, and he moans, pressing himself against your body more, his hips driving into you harder than before. his restraints slowly die down as he observes your mannerisms when you get closer and closer to your release — mesmerized by the way you clench down on him involuntarily, the way you arch your back to meet his chest. his hand moves down to rub tight circles against your clit, making the volume of your cries for him increase tenfold.
when you inevitably reach your high, all you can do is babble caleb's name repeatedly, as you cup his cheeks, your foreheads pressed together. you can practically feel caleb's heart beating against yours, syncing up as the speed of his thrusts increases. you look down to where the two of you are joined, and the visual stimuli of his cock sliding in and out of you, covered in your slick and his pre-cum sends your mind and body into overdrive, moaning harder and harder as caleb's motions grow more frantic, desperate. eventually, the pace between his thrusts becomes uneven, and you feel his warm release shoot into your womb. his voice rougher yet laced with devotion as he comes, and the weight of his words reach your hazy mind.
"i love you i love you i love you — fuck, i love you so much."
breathing hard, he collapses on top of you, careful not to crush you under his weight. both of your bodies spent, yet feeling so fulfilled. stroking his hair softly, the way he did with you, you repeat his words to him, and although you don't quite understand them, they feel right. he feels right, and you wouldn't trade this unknown feeling for anything in the world.
"i love you, caleb."
🍎 pomme's notes — clang clang clang clang (usb connect disconnect sound x81981789) . erm . Ya !
#⋆ pomme rambles#caleb#caleb x reader#caleb x you#lads x reader#lads caleb#lads#love and deepspace x reader#love and deepspace#⋆ pomme after hours#⋆ neigepomme#in my defense i'm ovulating your honor and they said we'd fuck robots in 2025 or something so .#rawr.. anyways um . This is my first time writing smut if it's bad i'm sorry oops#this is my offering to caleb (i want r1... torn outfit.....)
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For the character ask: Hazard from Overwatch!!
He's not my favourite but I do think he's neat. I think people were unnecessarily rude about his launch but that's partially in defense for a friend who was in-love with his concept when his animation dropped. He's an endearing character and his ability kit is neat in application and visually. I had fun drawing his spikiness before and want to make a sticker for him in the future. He has a nice voice. He also sucks flat robot face.
Salad spinner. For his crimes of scaring me in-game with how often I thought I got away and forgot he could wall-climb
#talk to me tag#rambling-robot#ask meme#it's unfortunate but my hot take is a lot of peoples disappointment came from extrapolating from a TINY doodle and set expectations-#-that were too high for themselves and based on almost nothing. reminder it was a blurry concept art placeholder icon#every new hero since ow2 launch has been an incredibly 'safe' design so it shouldnt be surprising#oops i went on an ovw tangent 🙊
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there's something really important in the way buck grieves in 8x16 that feels like it's being misunderstood. i keep seeing people say he was emotionless--that oliver himself gave us nothing--but i think that silence was the performance; that was the choice-- one made as protection.
last episode, we saw him collapse--on the ground wailing, can't hold himself up, can't draw a breath that doesn't feel like it's tearing him up inside. that was raw, unfiltered. that was what happens when the grief and disbelief hit before he had time to build the walls we see in this episode.
beyond an i love you, bobby's last words to buck were that the team was going to need him. and bobby's words have always carried a significant weight for buck, but these being the last? they clearly landed like a mission. a burden. a plea.
so what we get in 8x16 isn't a lack of emotion--its a man white-knuckling his way through unbearable loss because that's what he thinks he has to do in order to live up to what bobby asked of him. it's buck burying his own grief so deep he won't accidentally spill it on the people around him. it's him becoming that steady presence-- the one bobby said they need--even if it means locking away every part of himself. all the too-sharp edges of his own feelings, all the things he knows might take him under again.
because if he lets go for even a second? i truly think he worries he'll end up back on the ground again: helpless unable to fix or do anything.
oliver didn't give us 'nothing'. he gave us stillness. he gave us restraint. he's carefully calibrated, holding his breath, his posture, holding himself--because he knows if he slips, he might not come back from it. he's holding grief in his throat like it might choke him if he swallows wrong. he's trying to be what the team needs while neglecting what he needs. and it's devastating.
and it's all there if you look at him: the way buck's jaw clenches at times; minute changes to his expression before he smooths it over into careful neutrality; the way his every word feels deliberate and weighted, like he's rolled all them around in his mouth first before he speaks. nothing is effortless, everything is held.
it was heartbreaking to see. and i cant imagine how much more heartbreaking it will be when he finally breaks and lets go.
#I DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANOTHER POST SHITTING ON OLIVER'S ACTING#YES HE WAS ROBOTIC#YES HE WAS EMOTIONLESS#HELLOOOOO WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS?!?!!??!!?!?#GOD#I have so many thoughts about this episode but I also have a million school-related things but this fucking pissed me off I had to get it-#off my chest#LEAVE MY BUCK ALONE#evan buckley#911 on abc#911 abc#911 season 8#911 rambling#evan buck buckley#911#911 season 8x16#911 season 8b#bobby nash#911 season 8x15#oliver stark#buddie#eddie diaz#1k
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SACK RUSSELL T. DAVIES!
Belinda deserved way better.
#Doctor who#belinda chandra#varada sethu#tegan jovanka#miss belinda chandra#classic who#the robot revolution#doctor who spoilers#dw spoilers#rambles#dw critical#I have never edited one of my posts like this before
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I’ve had several weeks of Mondays without my most beloathed coworker but alas into every life a little rain must fall.
The highlight so far has been him showing me a video of what he claimed was a robot and I was like, “Dude, that’s just a lady. Fully. That is not a robot.”
“No,” he insisted, “They’re real! They’re so advanced!”
I googled something then held up my phone to display a news article headline:

Sullenly he said, “This is YouTube.”
“Funny, I can’t find any reputable source on fully realistic human robots. I’d feel like that was newsworthy.”
“These are real!”
I held my phone up again, “Here’s the NPR article on one that’s so advanced it can smile!”
He leaned forward eager to be vindicated.

He jerked backward in revulsion and went quiet. A few minutes later he found some clunky humanoid bots and said, “Well these are for sale!”
I nodded silently. I can see he will die on the hill of his misinformation. He cannot concede without losing his sense of self. I will let him have the clunky toy robots.
#ramblies#funny#retail#my beloathed coworker#robots#robotics#I made him his own tags#he’s so blessed
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After extensive research I've figured out there are only two representations of the fantasy of becoming a machine:
''god i wanna be a cute robot girl so they can play with my wires and hear my fans cooling me when im aroused and and plug an USB on my ports to play mario kart with me''
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''FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH, IT DISGUSTED ME''
with absolutely NOTHING in-between.
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