#recoilers

[frownyalfred]

thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.

Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:

Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)

weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)

scars

FRESH scars

the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42

Olympic athlete level physiques

rotator cuff injuries across the whole family

scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes

old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)

Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)

every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints

calluses

no really, the weirdest fucking calluses

[hellenhighwater]

Forbidden orange juice

[kivyvimes]

Yearly sanji drawing

[greenflamethegf]

[thejupe]

Aegon and Aemond in the ring fighting for the Mommy Issues Championship when OH SHIT IT'S DAEMON WITH A STEEL CHAIR

[fuckheadwitha]

This mother fucker really put on matching shirts to go on a bookstore date with his director friend like cmon

[paradiseyuri]

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[all-blues]

by 倉津ゆえ

[soapyakships]

mama im in love with a criminallll

[s-lycopersicum]

[heliianth]

“do YOU wanna wear the dress???”

[butch-creeper]

I think Aiglamene reached out to Gideon to make a snarky comment on her fancy get up and how she’s “the real bells and whistles of the Cohort.” Because at the end of the day, Aiglamene did want Gideon to leave. She wanted her to go with honor and glory and not live out a miserable life on the Ninth. She did want better for her. Trained her so that one day she would have the skills she needed to survive. To make her claim in the world not as Gideon Nav, serf of the ninth but as Gideon Nav, survivor of the Ninth.

And she realizes it was all for nothing when her warm hand meets an ice cold cheek. The cold of the dead clings to her. It hugs the skin and bones of the little brat that sat at her feet, listening to her old war stories. And oh how those golden eyes had sparkled while she listened intently, drinking up every detail. The girl she gave a sword too and taught her that she needs to fight for what she wants. To tear them down so nothing stands in her way. Her girl is dead and back on the ninth.

“They killed you.”

[blight-eyed]

[tranny-man]

The "she let me hit because I'm goofy" squad (also extremely strong)

[homuracoded]

And historians would call them best friends

[paradiseyuri]

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