if the two main characters in your shonen anime have red hair and blue hair that's not shonen that's yaoi
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making a 75k £ wedding cake crash on you and your crush is kinda the equivalent of catching the bride's bouquet, right?
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Harley Quinn x Poison Ivy Lockscreens
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Harry: Ugh, I can’t do this anymore! I want to see Draco! This summer feels like forever and I can’t see him since his parents don’t know we’re dating!
Ron: I know, Harry!
Harry: Draco’s so pretty, and smart. And you know, he does this thing when he’s worried. Furrows his eyebrows. It’s the cutest thing. Merlin, I miss him.
Ron: Oh my god! I just have to do everything around here.
Harry: What?
Ron, pulls out a phone and dials: Hi, Blaise, this is Ron. Look, I know we said we’d only use these Muggle phones in an emergency. Well, welcome to that emergency!
Harry: Ron, what are you—
Ron: I got The Boy Who Lived in my house, mooing over your best friend like a cow in labour. He’s been doing that all summer!
Harry: Ron—
Ron: And I’m not gonna get any homework done until you put these two lovesick homosexuals on the phone with one another.
Ron: I don’t care what his parents have to say about it. I want you to march your skinny, perfect arse over to the Malfoy Manor, hand Draco your phone, or so help me, Merlin, you will never see me naked again.
Harry: Wait, what?
Ron: I thought you might me it my way. Yes, I’ll wait.
Ron: You might be lousy at keeping secrets, Harry, but I’m not.
Harry: Ron, I could kiss you!
Ron: You’re my best friend, but touch me and die, Harry.
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Red: I’m evil because that’s what the world destined me to become.
Chloe: I can fix her.
Chloe: being nice is important to the structure of society. Without kindness and order, the world is bound to fail.
Red: I can make her worse.
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