#rex splode hcs

[mrpronouns]

hi guys i made some character playlists for invincible!!!! i had a lot of fun doing this so why not share. lol. this is what i think they would listen to. this post has MARK, EVE, AND REX! and i am taking rqs if anyone is interested

i think mark has that standard 2000s/90s indie rock music taste .. like an undivorced millenial father. he loops humbug and laughs at those clips of jack black going "THE STROKES!!!!!!!"

eve definitely listens to a shit ton of rock with female frontwomen. as a kid she listened to la la land by demi lovato and never went back :P she also listens to whatever is on the radio i think but i didn't feel like adding that to her playlist

rex listened to what he thought was "cool" originally but it was just lame 00s frat guy music 😭 i think he got attatched to like. the heavy bass and leaned more towards industrial tunes the longer he listened to music

[couldtransitionsaveher]

REX SLOAN/REX-SPLODE from INVINCIBLE

JUSTIFICATION:

"She’s literally called Rexy by her father figure" - Anonymous

Reminder: Submissions are always open!

[issybee06]

Hi! I was wondering if I can request Rex splode dating hcs for fem!reader who’s like panty from panty and stocking? Please and thank you 😽

On the brain

Rex Sloan x reader

Hi! I had noooo idea who this character was until I looked her up and she seems so cool! I love her outfits!

Now I’m watching tik tok edits of her! I totally gotta check the show out!

I can attempt! I don’t know how good this might turn out but we shall see!

……………….……………….………………………………………….

Rex totally thinks you’re hilarious, it’s so hard to find a partner that matches his energy so well. You matches his jokes and wit and can totally put him in his place. He loves it.

Rex“Babe! Can you make other stuff with your pant-“

Reader “I don’t have time for this motherfuckary baby…can you hand me my nail polish?”

When you first started dating Rex didn’t understand your powers, you did WHAT with WHAT?! But he thinks it sooooo hot when going into battle you just reach up and slideeeee those pretty panties down and then SHOOT SOMEONE IN THE FACE CAUSE IT TURNS INTO A GUN?!

Oh yeah, he’s hard.

He watching you the whole time, big stupid gin on his face. Rex will flirt with you mid battle, giggling, “whoa mama! Keep that skirt down! That shows only for me to see :3!”

You guys were going at it once in an ally, and OF COURSE some villain decides now of all time to go on a rampage. You in a haze didn’t even realize you grabbed Rex’s briefs until BAM! Newer, cooler, gun and you’re just grinning from ear to ear.

“Babe, you are neverrrrr getting these back now.”

You also have, like, insanely better style than him. He’s walking around for your date in jeans and a tee while you’re out here stopping traffic and getting proposed to. You’re hot, a quote on quote “sex symbol”, Rex was bother with it in the beginning, but once you open your mouth to chew some guy out he’s grinning from ear to ear and having heart eyes.

Reader“Why the fuck would I go out with someone who’s beard looks like pubs, like seriously if I wants to see a pussy I would flip flop and wouldn’t be dating this guy right here.”

You guys just chill sometimes, his hand on your ass as you lay on him and scroll through anything on your phone together. Sometimes he traces the lace, smirking, “…you think I can activat-“

“You sex crazies idiot! It doesn’t work like that!”

He’s laughing, kissing your cheek and snickering.

You both are LOUDDDDD. Like you guys aren’t allowed to do it anymore at Guardians HQ because everyone can hear it. Echoing off the walls kinda business. Rex will try to be quite, watching you on top but holy shit how can he when you looks heavenly.

You two got your own apartment just to have sex and chill, and he’s honestly so thankful for it. You guys can try EVERYTHING now!

You’re a snip, he knows that, and knows not to take everything you say to heart. He gets you, matches you, smiling like a love sick fool as you two start spitting dirty insults at each other. But Rex also respects how powerful you are in combat, never once questioning you and your panty guns.

He also asks sooo many questions, like “babe, do thongs mean a smaller gun? Like if you did boy short would it be a BAZOOKA?!”

“Rex, baby, that’s so fucking stupid it might actually be plausible…LETS TRY IT!”

He loveeeeees you, thinks you’re so fucking hot and funny that you got this man’s head spinning and breath lost. Rex thinks he doesn’t deserve you, he knows he doesn’t, but you’re staying. You want him and he’s never going to complain about that!



[cemeteryspider]

Hi! Ok I’m here with my request I was wondering if I can request Rex dating a fem!reader who’s like raven from dc? Like powers and all that and Rex is just so in love with her 😔(May it please be like dating hc’s? Please and thank you🫶🫶🫶)

Rex-Splode Dating Headcanons

Rex-Splode! Rex Sloan x Raven! Reader

Trigger Warnings: Nightmares

Word Count: 925

You met Rex during Guardians of the Globe tryouts. You had also seen him get his ass beat by Monster Girl. Luckily, after this incident, he was less of a douche overall.

However, things changed once the Guardians started to become a team. He would try his best to be around you whenever he could. You would be running on the treadmill, and then all of a sudden he was running next to you. You could be making a sandwich, and he would be making his right next to you. Or you would sit and read your book, and he would scroll on his phone near you, occasionally glancing up at you when he thought you didn't notice. You did.

Then one day when you were pummeling a punching bag, he asked if you would like to get coffee sometime. You knew he had feelings for you, and you felt in your bones you should say yes.

A date to an art gallery and one dinner later, you and Rex made it official and told the team, who seemed shocked. Either you were exceptionally good at hiding your relationship, or they just couldn't believe you would date Rex.

~~~

You love your personal space, Rex also loves your personal space. The two of you could be walking down the street, it would have to be hand-in-hand, or maybe his hand would be in your back pocket. This annoyed you to no end at first but quickly you understood the constant wanting to be close to you was because he wanted to protect you. You would never admit it, but you loved him.

His favorite time to be in your personal space is during a fight. He would bottle the feeling of you guys standing back to back using your powers to protect each other. When you crushed invading aliens who wanted to kill him, he never felt safer. You made him feel safe.

Simply, he loves to make you laugh and smile. Even though you keep a straight face and hard demeanor around other people, you are a totally different person than when you were with Rex. Somehow his silly sarcastic personality leaked through into yours, and he could make you giggle without even trying.

He loves to see you train with the other Guardians, especially Invincible. Being from a demonic bloodline, you could go toe-to-toe with the Viltrumite, without too much damage, and more often than not you would best the newer hero. After all, you could practically tear Mark apart with the darkness you controlled if you wanted to.

Of course, he hated when he had to fight you. Not because he was scared he would hurt you, no, he was scared you would hurt him. Even going easy on him, you would beat Rex easily. Teleporting away from any explosives he threw your way, and wrapping smokey black tendrils of darkness around him or, as gently as possible, throwing him into a wall with your telekinesis.

You would always apologize profusely after taking him down, but he would always reassure you that he loved you and your powers. Maybe you would even explore using your powers in more intimate places in the future.

~~~

However, once in a battle with Machine Head and his goons, you start to be overwhelmed with the other's pain. When Rex saw you fall to your knees all he could see was red. You held your head in your hands and started to feel yourself lose control.

Your eyes glazed over black, and you screamed. At this point, Rex had just taken out Machine Head and started running over to you as objects all around you started to float and shake. Kneeling next to you, he took your hands in his.

"Hey, babe, come back to me, everything is going to be okay. You just need to come back," Everyone who wasn't passed out on the ground looked at the tense scene in front of them.

They all knew what could happen if you truly lost control of yourself. You had once leveled a skyscraper only to rebuild it moments later.

Still, some part of you listened to Rex and allowed yourself to come back to wherever in your mind you retreated to. You allowed yourself a vulnerable moment, letting yourself slump into Rex's arms. He held you tight until the medics arrived, and still held your hand when you were carried away on a stretcher, even though you promised you could walk.

~~~

Rex could never let anything bad happen to his girl. You were his everything and the only person he would let his sarcastic walls down for. You appreciated the black roses, and eventually black dahlias he would get you after telling him it was your favorite flower.

He would bandage your wounds after a battle, once you took care of him because you always insisted on patching him up first. Kiss your bruises whenever he sees them. He would put his arms around you when he saw your eyes unfocus and zone out, and bring you back to reality.

He would tell you he loved you at every chance he got and showed you off every time he got the chance.

"Look at this picture of my girlfriend, she's so hot"

"Did you see her fight? She's just so amazing"

"Ah she just makes me feel, so differently than I ever have before"

He practically drooled every time you walked by him. He loves the way you look. Anything you wear he wants to rip off of you and start to kiss every part of you. It could be your skin-tight leotard and cape, your casual sweater and jeans look, or your silly Rex-Splode pajamas he got you as a joke.

(The pajamas do something to him idk)

~~~

Rex has always helped you with the nightmares that plague you when you sleep. When Rex lost his hand in the fight against the Lizard League, you still regret not being there, you helped him through his nightmares. Soothing his mind and, with his permission, lulled him back to sleep with your powers. He knew that subconsciously you were calming him down to the best of your ability, and he knew why he always slept better when you were around. 

You treated Rex like more than he ever saw himself as, and he didn’t treat you like the monster you felt you were. You each healed something inside the other, and if that’s not love then you don’t know what is.

[midniqhtt]

rex sloan - rex splode

masterlist • invincible • 04/04/24

˚‧⁺ ･ ˖ · ୨ৎ recs

𑣲 i know you I @fruitheart

𑣲 jealous!rex I @midnightshindig

𑣲 nonsense I @couldeatthatgirlforlunch

While on the brink of death, you confess your greatest burden to Rex. He always had a crush on you, so he decides that at his final moments, he should grant both of your last wishes… Until Invincible saves you. You go on with your life, but Rex can't seem to forget what you did under that rock.

𑣲 full of shit I @sobbingscripter

𑣲 who’s your daddy I @/sobbingscripter

𑣲 rex sloan dating hcs I @angelltheninth

𑣲 utterly yours I @sqgeism

𑣲 easy going down I @grimmsbride

rex was trying to be better, to a new and improved man and superhero. slowly growing himself, the man turns to you in hopes of learning one, very important thing; how to get better at oral sex..

[coolgirl32]

What makes her angry hc

As always do not repose without my permission or do not repost this post to any app or anywhere at all and do not forget to like and follow and do not forget to write a request on what you want me to write next so let's get on with the post shall we also I do not own invincible I'm just writing a fanfic about invincible or invincible fanfic just to let you all know that.

Rex splode being a dick head

Violence

Bad people hurting the people she loves most

Being lied to

Be manipulated

Cecil spying on her

Her son hurting her grandson and her husband (yes the immortal is married to My OC in this universe)

Dublikate flirting with the immortal and being a tramp

atom eve's abusive parents

Toxic people and bad people

The viltrumite empire and thragg (spoiler warning if you haven't watched invincible go watch if you haven't

I hope you all enjoyed this I will write more hc mostly about my OC in the invincible universe so stay tuned and don't forget to request what you want me to write and have a good day

[sludgewolf]

Short hcs today, this week will be busier for me than usual both here and irl

For writing the next thing to be posted will be a Tyzias ask in the middle of the week and in the weekend a continuation to the Obey Me First Date series with Mammon, next week part two of the Rex Splode fic

and if I have time and energy prob will post smt for Akihiro and a mutant oc I've been playing with

[nanaminsonyfans]

Masterlist

nsfw - ��

nsfw and sfw - ✴

fluff/sfw - ✽

angst - ✾

MHA (hiatus)

Kiego -

relationship hcs ✴✽

caught ✽ - y/n is caught while making keigo's favorite dinner

sneak attack ✽ - y/n gets mad and gives the boys the silent treatment

Aizawa -

relationship hc ✴✽✾

sneak attack ✽ - y/n gets mad and gives the boys the silent treatment

Take Your Time ✾ - a new teacher comes to teach about rescuing people, though she needs rescued herself.

Fatgum -

relationship hcs ✴

All Might

Orca

Midnight

Present Mic -

sneak attack ✽ - y/n gets mad and gives the boys the silent treatment

Edgeshot

Best Jeanist

Ingenium

Sir Nighteye -

relationship hcs ✴

Endeavor -

inuit kisses ✽

Midoriya

Bakugo

inuit kisses ✽

make-up ✽✾

hair up ✽

Todoroki

inuit kisses ✽

hair up✽

The Comfort of Shoto ✽

Kirishima

Denki

Sero -

Mi Amor (slight hiatus)

Iida

Mirio

Tamaki

Shindo

Dabi -

You Should See Me in a Crown ✾

Shigaraki

Mr. Compress

Twice

Stain

Overhaul

Attack On Titan

Eren

Armin

Mikasa

Connie

Jean

Sasha

Reiner -

pegged ✲

cockwarming hcs ✲

Annie

Bertholdt -

cockwarming hcs ✲

Marco

Hitch

Rico

Hannes

Levi

Hange

Miche

Pieck

Porco -

cockwarming hcs ✲

Zeke -

cockwarming hcs ✲

Colt -

cockwarming hcs ✲

Demon Slayer

Tanjiro

Zenitsu

Inosuke

Muichiro Tokito

Shinobu Kocho

Mitsuti Kanroji

Sanemi Shinazugawa

Gyomei Himejima

Kyojuro Rengoku

Giyuu Tomioka

Obani Iguro

Tengen Uzui

Muzan

Seven Deadly Sins (hiatus)

Meliodas -

awakened powers ✽

sibling rivarly ✾

Ban -

awakened powers ✽

King -

cuddling with him ✽

Helbram

Estarossa -

yandere hcs ✴

Candy Shop ✴

Zeldris

Monspeet

Gilthunder

Howzer

King Arthur -

yandere hcs ✴

Drole -

relationship hcs ✴✾

Galand

Gloxina -

yandere hcs ✴✾

Hendrickson -

Somebody Come Get Her ✴

Dreyfus

Avatar The Last Airbender / Legend of Korra (hiatus)

Dragon Beifong ✽✾

Zuko -

closeted feelings ✽

flaws ✽✾

Sokka -

closeted feelings ✽

flaws ✽✾

Jet

Mako -

relationship hc ✴✾

married life ✽

mako gets pegged ✲

little sister dating wing ✽

Bolin -

relationship hcs ✴✽

thigh ride ✴

father hcs ✽

blasty boyfriend ✴✽

little sister dating wing beifong ✽

put your head on my shoulder ✽

Desna -

relationship hcs ✴✽

i'm here ✽✾

Huen Beifong

Wing Beifong -

beifong wedding ✽

mako and bolin's little sister dating wing ✽

Wei Beifong -

taken ✾

Tahno Beifong

DC Comics

Dick Grayson -

birds of a feather ✽ (set in the yj universe)

overstim thigh ride ✲

Jason Todd -

mob boss thigh ride ✲

thigh ride ✲

Tim Drake

Damien Wayne

Wally West

Kaldur

Jaime Reyes

Roy Harper

Klarion the Witch Boy

Bart Allen -

relationship hcs ✴

Invincible (Hiatus)

Mark Grayson -

relationship hcs ✴

comfort headcanons ✽✾ - this is more of a vent piece for me

thigh ride ✲

latinx s/o ✽

patched up ✽

Atom-Eve

Rex Splode -

being his best friend hcs ✽✾

just close friends ✽

relationship hcs ✴

comfort headcanons ✽✾ - this is more of a vent piece for me

Trauma and Love ✽✾

deadpool gf ✽

jealous hcs ✲

Dupli-Kate

William Clockwell

Monster Girl

Robot/Roody

Omni-Man -

cockwarming ✲

mind numbing ✲

Mauler Twins (totally wont judge your for this one)

[midnightshindig]

Rex getting his ged and being allowed to graduate with a local highschool bc he’s technically at that age and then everyone leaves to go walk at their old elementary schools and he feels bad because he had no elementary or middle school to do a grad walk through </3

[midnightshindig]

could we get hc’s/a drabble for a reader who’s cecil’s daughter x rex? keep up the great work 🙏

Rex Splode X Cecil’s Daughter! Reader

(Omggg I love this request, thank you sm!!!)

You worked closely with your father, partly because you were the best supervillain profiler in the world and partly because he loved you dearly

After the life he’s lived, Cecil knew the safest place was with him and Donald at HQ.

But you couldn’t just stand around and look pretty, no no, he insisted you learned a trade

and I mean hey, you get good at what comes easy, right?

so you ended up being the top profiler for the GPA, figuring out a villains motive and analyzing the best course of action from hundreds of thousands of miles away, with only information gleaned from surveillance drones and the Guardian of the Globes’ radio comms descriptions

This is how you met Rex

Like your father, you were efficient to a fault

like your father, you made few mistakes and took pride in your work

Unlike your father, you sounded cute as hell

and Rex noticed.

it started off innocent enough, with him being the most descriptive of the Guardians when it came to villain descriptions:

”OH MY GOD FUCKING SHIT HES GOT A GUN OEJABTBNWNT-“

”Uhhhh temperament? Well shit Y/n he’s got a temper he’s TRYING TO MURDER ME AGRHAHR-“

“No I have no idea what her agenda is- but she kicks like a fu-cking mule and I can’t get her to back off of me!”

mostly just whining. Actually, almost exclusively whining.

You built up a rapport over time, like audio pen pals, or a really shitty podcast for the other to listen to.

eventually, you started chatting over comms even outside of missions.

”heyyyy y/n, are you online?”

”Yes Rex, you know I stay on during the day. Is there a threat?”

”Naw I just thought you’d want to hear me drink sixteen beers in five minutes”

”why would I want to-“

the sound of chugging and metal being crushed, followed by the horrific noises of a newly emptied stomach followed suite.

Your father didn’t approve, not because of intermingling work and pleasure, he knew the best source for companionship is within the industry

bit Rex?

*glances over at Rex trying to drink a beer immediately after throwing up sixteen beers*

are you trying to send him into an early retirement?

but he’s your dad and ultimately he figures you could do Rex some good

so at the Guardians Christmas party, he introduces you:

”Uhm, I’d like you all to meet Y/n, she’s the chief profiler you’ve been communicating with for the last few months. She is also my daughter, but I trust you will respect her as the professional she is.”

Rex is on you immediately

Cecil is regretting all his life choices

he should’ve gotten you a puppy and Rex a tomagatchi. Or actually nothing because he doesn’t care about Rex.

buuuuut he cares about you, and what kind of father would he be if he didn’t try and facilitate you being happy?

so you and Rex meet in person for the first time, and he’s a mess.

”Heyyyyy hot stuff, we gotta get you a video camera or something because god damn!”

you raise an eyebrow with a smile, and take a long, agonizingly quiet sip from your drink.

before spitting it into the cup

he can’t help but laugh when he realizes what’s happen

”Oh yeah! I spiked the punch, it’s so highschool Cecil didn’t think I’d actually do it!”

”Jesus Christ- what the fuck did you spike it *with*?” You ask indignantly, your mouth burning

His Face is smug as ever “Everclear”

After everyone (including you and Rex) get belligerently drunk, Cecil cancels workplace parties.

It brings good things, however, breaking the ice for future in-person hangouts

he may not be able to fly you around the world like Mark, but he can treat you to a pretty impressive firework show whenever you want

the first time he does this is the time he asks you out.

You’re on the mountain outside the base, and he says he’s got “something special to show you”

Please don’t throw up sixteen beers again please please please-

A mirage of colors and shapes flash across the sky

He looks back at you after finishing, the last firework delayed enough to erupt into a burst of pinks and reds when he asks you

”Uhm- I know it’s super unprofessional and your dad will totally kick my ass if I mess this up, but would you wanna go on a date sometime?”

Your profiling skills didn’t pick THAT up

You blink. Hard.

”like. With you?”

he furrows his brow in embarrassed anger and takes a few huffy breaths, folding his arms

”Uh. Yeah. With me!” He frowns even more, his anger breaking to reveal a glimmer of anxiety

this boy is so nervous please just answer him

and do you do, standing up from your perch on the snowy mountainside and putting your gloved hands in his

”Yeah- I mean- that’s agreeable to me if it’s agreeable to you.”

somewhere like hundreds of miles away, Cecil sighs in relief for the first time in decades.

so you and Rex start dating!

he’s a bit of a gym rat, and most of your interaction is still over comms, since he’s so busy saving the world and stuff

wow your boyfriend is so cool!

but you also carve out time to show Rex the cool stuff your dad has taken you to see over the years.

its a little weird for Rex

”Yeah- this is my dads favorite painting- and this is where we go to get ice cream- and-“

Rex isn’t sure he knows how to interact with Cecil after learning his favorite broadway musical. Or that he has one at all.

Cecil isn’t sure how to react when your bedroom cork board is no longer sparse, but filled with Polaroids and photo strips of you and his employee slash superhero lackey. Kissing. Eugh.

Rex values your skills, and often makes a game out of people watching with you

”The guy with the huge dick energy, in the green hoodie.”

”Mmmm…. Kelptomaniac with a fent problem, looks like he has early onset arthritis and an iron deficiency. Most likely to rob a combination grocery store and pharmacy.”

”that’s brutal! Okay what about the girl with the huge… um… tank top. Striped, by that statue!”

”Developed quickly, has crow feet and probably did ballet as a child, but stopped around middle school. Her hair looks natural but is dyed, likely from ginger to brown based on the undertones. She has a twitch in her arm and a shakiness in her eyes, probably low blood sugar. Hence-“ you gestured to the ice cream cart next to her “Why she’s in line. Like we should be, cmon!”

you pull him over and get ice cream, he gets rocky road every time, and always insists on getting a bite of whatever you got

Bonus:

Rex and Cecil are both relatively bad at the traditional family dynamic

but Rex wants to”meet the parents” like he never could with Eve for obvious reasons

so you bring him to hq for the Superbowl

Every year you, Cecil, and Donald stream the Super Bowl on a side screen while carrying out your regular duties, along with a cheap plastic football shaped bowl of potato chips, Donald’s favorite, and a smaller bowl of peanut m&ms, Cecil’s favorite.

Rex studies really hard on the Eagles and the Chiefs

only to realize nobody except Donald actually gives a shit how the game plays out

rex scores MAJOR brownie points with Donald though

and since he’s like basically an uncle to you, he counts it as a win

cecil thinks he’s lame

”if you put this much effort into training as you do trying to impress me via an archaic bid to my masculinity, the world might actually be a safe place.”

ouch.

Rex eats all the peanut m&Ms in revenge

[midnightshindig]

spoiler for the comic ignore this if you haven't read them. But rex grew up poor and his parents never really cared for him. Whay if we're dating and he met our parents and they welcomed him with open arms. Pookie deserves some love

Rex x Reader: Meeting the Parents hcs!

OOOooo I love this request! I don't read the comics but I have read the Atom Eve and Rex Splode special issue... mostly bc I'm bitch whipped for that man BUT NONTHELESS- here you go!!

Fic under the cut! ^^

You've been dating Rex for like six months at this point

and after the fourth month, you brought up meeting your parents

and he's SO against it

"C'mong Y/n- you know me and adults or authority figures- I'm like a lovable douchebag, parents hate me. Adults hate me- like most respectable people don't like me I'm amazed you like me-"

You have to cut him off because jesus christ

You don't know jack about his past, but you know it wasn't pleasant

Still, this is important to you

and after two months of begging and pleading and downright harassing him about it- you get Eve involved

Eve gives you the low down on his past, and you can't help but feel bad

But she also convinces Rex to give your parents a chance, they made you, and they can't be that bad.

So you set up a dinner date to introduce them to one another.

"Hi Y/n!" You open the door and there Rex is, in what looks like a slightly too big suit, and a tie he would never own

You raise an eyebrow, wordlessly looking him up and down.

He leans in and whispers "It's Zandale's he let me borrow it for twenty bucks" he beams at you, and you notice the flowers in hand

"What are those for?"

"oh! these! These are fooorrrrrr-" He walks past you, and at first you're confused, until you turn around and notice your mother standing behind you

He's presenting the flowers to her with a nervous grin, like, painfully obviously awkward and nervous

But she LOVES them, taking them from him softly and pinching his cheek

"OO! What a polite and well-groomed young man! I love the hair, it's so stylish!" She coos, fawning all over him like you knew she would

You close the door behind him, following the two into the kitchen where your mother puts the flowers into a vase.

"Y/n, Dad should be home soon, will you set the table? I made lasagna"

So you and Rex fuck off to set the table, small talk passing between the two of you quietly

"So, you got her flowers?"

"mmmhm! She's nice.... very affectionate.... and friendly..." He trails off, focusing on a neat table

You've never seen him like this, all focused and impressive and shit

You're a little flattered

When your father gets home everything just gets better

Rex gives him a firm handshake and your dad just cracks up

"Yknow- I was a volunteer firefighter in my day!"

You groan "oh Dad- not this-"

"No no! I know I'm not superhero like my little Y/n, but I'm no louse either!" He flexes a now-flabby arm, and Rex grins

"That's impressive Mr. L/n, my dad was a drunk." He means it to be funny, but the room goes quiet

"oh... dear... I'm so sorry" your mother breaks the quiet with a hand over his "Was? Is he.... is he passed on?"

Rex shrugs, not getting the gravity of the situation "naw, he and my mom sold me to the government to be experimented on for the price of a steak dinner"

Aaaand your mom is crying

AAAAND YOUR DAD IS CRYING

They're both hugging him and he's just looking at you like "wtf is going on?"

and the fact he's so confused why they're distressed for him just makes it more distressing

He's like "I'm an adult I don't even need parents"

but they're not having it

Your mom puts her number into his phone and demands she rely on them as if he were their son

Your father chimes in "I mean you're practically family, taking care of Y/n here-" he ruffles your hair with his palm as you groan

The dinner goes well, and Rex has his first real home cooked meal

which makes him tear up

and when your mom asks what the matter and he tells her

oh my god the waterworks

You're a little annoyed, but you can't bring yourself to be too upset

After all, these are the people you love most in the world, becoming family.

After dinner, he treats them to a little firework show, and they just lose it

Your parents are going to be raving about this for weeks.

On the way back to GHQ, Rex slips his hand into your

"that was.... intense." He states with a laugh

"Yeah, they really like you" You smiled fondly, remembering the night

Rex's expression suddenly turns serious "I'm glad... I didn't know what I was going to do if they hated me. Not when you're so important to me or whatever...."

You smiled, bumping him with your hip "I'm glad it didn't come to that. They love you just as much as I do."

Rex couldn't be happier

[midnightshindig]

So if Cecil (through some magic SciFi bullshit or smth) ended up with viltrimite-style super powers, how do you think he'd deal with that? Would he keep them under wraps for the element of surprise or pivot into superhero training and end up with a better appreciation for his supes? And how'd he handle it personally? Would he have a Donald moment?

I just like shaking this old man

superhero!Cecil hcs!

okay this isn't x reader or anything i'm just spitballing

hcs under the cut!

Cecil is randomly bestowed upon powers

We'll say generic superhuman abilities, akin to but not as powerful as a viltrumite

maybe as strong as Oliver, we'll say

but he's MUCH more coordinated

He's had years of field training in non-powered combat

so now he's just showing off

initially he'd be so fucking freaked out

demands the lab keep him in working-quarantine (they lock him in an observation room with a walkie talkie and a laptop) to see if he's dangerous

he isn't

and then he goes to Donald like "What do I do with this? Do I.... become a superhero?"

and Donald's like "bitch stfu we need a leader and nobody else can do it."

So Cecil doesn't become a superhero per se

but he doesn't let his powers go to waste

He starts using his abilities-- which reach Mark's level of strength-- to help train his superhero on the field

It honestly helps him realize the limitations of his superheroes on a more tactile level

He never realized even those who can fly get exhausted

So he goes SLIGHTLY easier on his team

which boosts empathy and everyone gets along better anyways so yay!!

Cecil abuses the fuck out of his powers

especially flying

He still teleports in case of emergency, so why wouldn't he? but he's much more willing to fly to casual things like meetings and training and shit.

He lowkey starts beef with the air force

bc why should HE have to memorize THEIR flight patterns?

and why do they keep trying to shoot him out of the sky?

"Unidentified flying object my ASS- I'm wearing an American flag and I'm carrying my GDA license with me right now."

-- Cecil, after getting detained by the Air Force for flying across a training area

He's still so fucking bitter about it

Sometimes it freaks him out

he has trouble adjusting

He keeps breaking the handles off his coffee mugs bc of his newfound grip strength

Mark helps him readjust to his new strength

"It can be jarring at first- but! You'll get used to it in no time, I promise."

"Are you sure? I don't know that the country can afford for me to keep breaking computer mouse's and steering wheels with my bear hands."

"Just relax and treat it like it's delicate- because it is. Everything is delicate to you now. Treat it like you'd hold paper. Don't crumble the paper. That's all."

and his advice is actually really helpful.

Cecil is gripped with guilt for not leaving to become a superhero

He knows objectively his leadership saves more lives than his powers ever would

but it doesn't feel that way

all the indirect carnage he prevents pales in comparison to the people he watches die on his big screen

knowing if he'd been there he could've caught that little girl

or the teenage boy falling from a building

or swooped under the father about to be crushed by a bus

etc etc etc

he loses some sleep over it, I won't lie.

Donald notices

and can't help but intervene

"Sir, I know you don't care what I think... but you're not responsible for those deaths."

Cecil snaps the handle off his mug, taking a deep breath and delicately picking it up by the cup itself and taking a sip of coffee before setting the mug down

"the Hell I'm not, Donald. I'm not some feeble old guy making the calls anymore, I could be out there, saving people!"

Donald notices Cecil is arranging money to be sent to the family's of the victims from the most recent supervillain attacks on his computer

that's such a him thing to do...

"Sir... you saved multiple TOWNS of people by correctly mitigating risk and positioning the right people in the right places."

"And seven adults and three kids are still dead, Donald. That's never going to be okay no matter how many lives I save."

Cecil stands up, fixing his lapel "This isn't the trolley problem, it's golf. It's not about the lesser of two evils, it's about me doing my god damn job to the best of my ability. And my ability needs to be better." He slammed his fist onto the desk

"My abilities ARE better, damnit! and-" he noticed the fist-shaped crater in his metal desk

he sits in his office chair, pressing his back into his and sighing

"And I'm still not saving every life."

Donald doesn't have much to say to that

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Hellooo, love ya fanfics, is really impressive how fast you write them and still make such a lovely and well written work. I know it's a weird request but can you write Bulletproof x Rex Splode (kinda of a crackpair I konew.) or Rex Splode x Shrinking Rae. No need for smut but I would really like it. <3

Rex Splode X Bulletproof hcs

this might be a little short but that's solely because there's like fuck all on Bulletproof as a character rn

Thank you for the ask I absolutely loved writing it!

Hcs below the cut!

These two bond by bickering

"You did that pushup wrong, your forms all fucked up."

Rex, deeply insulted "uh- Dude. I know how to do a fucking pushup!"

then Zandale has to show him the right way to do a pushup

Rex is the first person Bulletproof shares his "secret" identity with

"My real name is Zandale, and yours?"

"....Rex? Duh?"

"Oh my god you're serious."

It's a long LONG road to them actually getting together, mostly through numerous battles fought alongside each other, where Rex learns to accept when he's wrong and Zandale learns to be more forgiving with him, and to treat Rex like the capable superhero he is

Them getting together is a shockingly blase affair

At the gym together (as they often are) and Zandale is spotting Rex, whose trying to beat his personal record

"So, you wanna go out some time?"

"What?"

"Boy don't make me drop this weight on your ass. Do you want to go out sometime or not?"

"Wha-" he stops himself, before nodding "Yeah! Fuck- get this thing off of me-!" he successfully lifts it up, placing the barbell back onto its hold

(if anyone corrects me about weightlifting ill die.)

Rex sits up on the bench and smiles at Bulletproof

He's got this cheeky son of a bitch grin

"I knew you liked me"

"Shut up."

"You liiiiike meeeeeee"

"Man I said shut up!"

they continue to bicker before agreeing to get breakfast the next morning

"Is that black coffee?" Rex asks with an inquisitive, teasing tone

"Is that fucking ice cream?" Zandale responds, equally teasing

Rex smiles smugly, taking a long sip from the mug "It's affogato, jackass. It's good. wanna try?"

and so he does, getting ice cream all over his upper lip

"Ah-" Rex blurts out "you've got a little-" He reaches over and swipes the cream from Zandale's upper lip

ooooo the romantic tension is palpable

Silence passes between them, this being new territory for the both of them

The rest of the date goes well, with them getting into a friendly argument about Black Samson's name

"he can't be Black Samson without the hair, the hair was Samson's whole thing. I don't know why Markus does it" Bulletproof sipped his black coffee

Rex paused "wait wait wait his name isn't actually Samson?"

"No bitch- his name is not actually Samson- what the hell?"

Sometimes it amazes Zandale how stupid Rex can be

"So why is his name Samson?"

Hoh boy

They go on all types of dates after that, it's like the most normal part of either of their lives

The Immortal would be pissed if not for both their increased productivity

Hoes be at the gym what can I say?

Neither of them is any good at emotional intimacy or vulnerability, but they're teaching each other slowly over time

They're learning lol <3

The immortal has to cope with latent leftover homophobia and it's a little funny for everyone involved bc he's just such a grandpa douchebag

[midnightshindig]

Rex x female reader using the following prompt:

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

Reader has a crush on Rex and doesn’t like seeing him hurt after battles but doesn’t want him to know she has feelings for him

Rex Splode X F!Reader

I LOVE this prompt, he's a cocky bitch and he knows it

thank you for the request!!

uh fair warning I was watching a LOT of Tenchi Muyo Universe before this so the romance is very anime, sorry

hcs under the cut

Rex is reckless and you know it

It's the biggest sticking point in your friendship with him

Well... friendship isn't the best definition for it.

Rex shamelessly flirts with you, and little does he know, but you have real feelings for him

but cmon, this is Rex we're talking about, he doesn't do real feelings.

He's just a fuckboy, and you can't stomach the idea of having to experience that side of Rex

So you grit your teeth with his joking pickup lines and patch him up when he comes home from a fight battered and bruised

you're the healer of your group, your powers exclusively functioning as a way to regenerate bodily self-healing functions

You tend to stay on the outskirts of battle, or behind at HQ if the threat proves to be something you could die interacting with

So when, one day, Rex comes home from a fight for the Declaration of Independence, bruised and bleeding fucking everywhere, you can't help but be frustrated

"Gah- Rex!!" You stood up from the couch rapidly, as Rex entered the lounge, getting his blood all over the floor "In the infirmiry, NOW. You're losing blood-"

"Iii Know EXACTLY where my blood is-" Rex slurred, holding his stomach together with his arm "Ittssssson the floor-!" He held up a pointed finger in contempt "Don't ever underestimate me, bittch---" he slurred harder, and you had to goad him into the infirmity

"Damnit Rex do not do this to me right now-" despite your angry words, a tone of care belied it all

"Cmonnnnnn, I'm not worried-got a pretty nurseta patch meup!" he grinned, his bloody teeth shining under the harsh light of your makeshift infirmity

"Gad... Damnit... Cmere-" You put your hands over him, a warm glow emitting as his body rapidly stitched itself together "why do you do this?" you asked, frustration lacing your voice

"do what?" Rex asked, his speech more articulate as you healed him "My job?"

You yanked your hands back, the pain returning to his body

"Yes, Rex! Why are you so fucking reckless? You could DIE. You're not like Eve or Mark or even Rudy- you can't just fly away when the fight gets too much. A building could fall on you and I can't heal the dead!"

Rex stared at you for a minute before folding his arms "Y/n I'm a superhero, it's all I came. It's super cute you're so worried about me, but I'm fine."

"No you're not!! If it weren't for me you'd be bleeding out in the den right now!"

"It's a good thing I'm all yours, then. Isn't it?" He was trying to play down the situation with a cocky grin, but all it did was piss you off more

"and would you stop hitting on me? You don't think I realize what you're doing? I get that you flirt with me and its funny or whatever-" You groaned, holding a hand to your forehead "but I've seen how you treat the people you hook up with, and how you treat the people who really love you."

you sucked in a breath, turning away from him "So while I'm healing you, just drop it, you dick."

Rex didn't understand why you were being so touchy, sitting up painfully to rest a palm on your shoulder

"Hey.... are you.... are you like okay?" He asked cautiously, tilting his head

You flinched at his touch, before sighing and releasing all the tension in your shoulders.

You flopped back next to him on the hospital bed, exasperated with trying to hold your emotions together and giving in

"I like you, Rex. Like a lot. And I don't know what to do with that."

"Oh." Rex looked down at you, blinking as he processed "That's... that's whats up."

You rolled your eyes at him, sitting him with your legs off the side of the bed

"Yeah, and it's like... really hard to keep it together when you come back to beat up. Bulletproof and Rudy and Amanda are all so much less bruised than you are, and it scares the shit out of me." Your tone was almost dull, like you gave up and were just getting it all off your chest

"and I know you treat women horribly- or at least you did? You like... turned a new leaf after getting shot in the head, and I don't know what that spells for me, or how you feel about me." You looked back at him, stern faced "But you can't keep teasing me like this. I can't handle it."

Rex rubbed the back of his neck, contemplating the best course of action

"I mean... I'm not teasing you, Y/n. You know that."

"I actually don't know that."

Rex's eyes widened "Oh. Well yeah, no, I'm not teasing you. I'm just- ugh... fuck. I don't know. I didn't want to be a dick and try and rush you, cuz you're important and keep me alive and I care about you."

"So.... now what? What does that mean? You like me?" You droned on, still viewing Rex as playing with you and being dishonest

Rex groaned "God you're not getting this-" He grabbed your hand and held it to his heart, it was beating rapid-fire as the warm glow of your ability eased the pain of his wounds

"I like you too, Y/n. And not like you're just hot and cool-- and you are-- but I mean I want to go out with you! Like normal people!"

Your face flushed as his heart beat quicker with every passing minute

"Oh... that's cool" you gave a wobbly smile, the heat in your face unbearable

"That's cool?" Rex laughed, the tension easing in the room

"Nooooo- Rex you know what I mean!!" You laughed back, shaking him by the arm a little

He cried out in pain

"Oh, sorry, right, healing, yeah." You pushed him gently back onto the hospital bed, laying your hands over him "Sorry ^^"

Rex looked up at you with a smile "I'm going to be more careful on missions, on one condition."

"shoot"

"You let me take you out."

Your eyes widened and your hands tensed "Uhm- yeah, i'd like that."

"Then I'll be more careful."

"Thank you"

A sweet moment of silence passed as you continued to heal him, the two of you sharing a smile

[midnightshindig]

Hey👀👀 could we get some first kiss rex hc that are just emotional as hell?? Not necessarily angsty hes just feeling feelings😞🙏

Rex Splode x Reader: First Kiss

ughhhh i'm not over rex

also what the HELL Rudy

gonna deadname him forever sorry guys, not a biggot just a hater </3

hcs under the cut!

Rex is a nervous bitch

he hasnt really had a first kiss he's cared that much about since he was fourteen with Eve

and even then he was fourteen so he didn't really know how big of a deal it was

BUT this is post-lobotomy Rex

and he really likes you

and he can't mess this up

he can't "Rex it up" as Amanda lovingly put it when he begged her for help

"Pleaaase Amanda- you're a woman- kinda- you know about this romance junk!" he pressed his palms into prayer and knelt at her, shuffling towards her comedically as she rolled her eyes

"First-!" she shoved a pointed finger into his face "Don't call romance 'junk', it's annoying."

Amanda sighed a long, heavy sigh, and pinched her temple

"And two, I'm calling in reinforcements."

two hours later Rex is in his room with Mark, Eve, William, Amanda, and Rudy all piled in

Rex isn't sure why William OR Rudy are there, but he figures more the merrier

"ooookay." William starts, leaning onto his propped up knee "You've been seeing this person for how long?"

Rex swallowed his spit nervously "uhm... we've been like talking and going on dates and shit for a few weeks- uhhh..." he starts counting on his fingers before Rudy cuts him off

"Rex and Y/n have been mutually exclusive for two months and three days."

Eve's jaw goes slack "Two months?! Rex what the hell?" her scolding is teasing yet bewildered, a playful hand gesturing from its place around Mark's shoulder "Just kiss them already, why are you being a wuss?"

Rex buries his head in his hands, overwhelmed by the overlapping conversation and criticism as the room erupts into dialogue

"I JUST-" he calls out, quieting the room

"I want to make it memorable. And... special."

His face is on fire

he's blushing so hard it hurts

Okay now they HAVE to help him figure this out

so three hours of brainstorming and meticulous planning-- some light lunch and snacking-- later, Rex has a game plan

Everyone shuffles out of his room as quietly as they can, except for Eve, who tells Mark she'll catch up in just a minute

The door closes them into the same space, alone

"Oh, uh... what's up, Eve?" Rex's shoulders tensed as he took in Eve's serious expression and folded arms

She broke out in a small smile "Do you really like this person, Rex? Like you're not going to cheat and be a dick?"

He nodded a small, but intentional nod. Intimidated as fuck by his ex-girlfriend.

She responded by rushing forward and pulling him into a bone crushing hug

"oOoooo I'm so excited for you" she pulled him closer, as he slowly wrapped his arms around her in return

"Ha- Thanks, Eve. I appreciate it."

Eve pulled back and stared into his eyes intensely "Don't freak out, just be yourself, okay? I'm so happy for you, Rex."

As they separated and Eve made her way out, Rex flopped back onto his bed

He'd just received the blessing of his only true friend, this couldn't possibly go wrong.

A few days later, and you're reading in your room

a slip of paper came under the door

"Hm?" you set your book down and went to retrieve it

It was a crude drawing of the two of you-- yourself and Rex-- in the mountains?

It was hard to tell

he was not a good artist.

Regardless, you opened the door to find another piece of paper

and another

and another

all littered with doodle of the two of you, tracing through the GotG HQ to the "back door" so to speak

"Rex?" You inquired cautiously, fearful it may be a trap

"Hey!"

you flung around and caught Rex's nose in a high kick, before realizing your mistake and covering your mouth in surprise

"Ah!! Rex!! fuck- I'm so sorry!"

Rex hit the snowy floor like a crumbled piece of paper, holding his bruised nose and trying to shake it off

"iiiii'm good! I'm fine! Wuh-uhh... fuuuuck." He steadied himself by leaning onto you a little, wrapping an arm around you

You assessed the situation, thankfully not having broken his nose

"Oh Rex, I'm so sorry... and after all your hard work with those drawings.... is there anything I can do to help?"

"You can kiss it better."

The silence was thick with romantic tension, and you stared at him wide eyed while he stared back in abject horror-- at himself, not you

"No-NO! FUck- this wasn't- Ugh! Stupid- Stupid0" he groaned, sitting in the snow and leaning against the GHQ

You looked down at him, confused

He just held his bruised face in his hands "That's not how it was supposed to go."

Carefully, you sat next to him in the thick, powdery snow.

"How what was supposed to go?" you placed a loving hand on his upper arm

Rex leaned into your touch, eventually leaning his head onto your shoulder "I wanted to say all this shit about how much you mean to me- and how much of a better person I want to be for you, and all this stuff..." he pulled out snow-soggied crumpled notecards, passing the ball of paper to you as you deciphered key phrases and bullet points

He sighed again, nuzzling into your shoulder "Iwanted our firstkiss tobe special, yknow?" he looked up at you with the saddest eyes, obviously welling with tears "You deserve that much."

Now it was your turn to blush so hard it hurt

or maybe it was the cold.

"R-Rex- I don't... I mean..."

the longer you trailed off the louder the thumping in Rex's chest got

eventually, though, you spit it out

With a warm affect "Rex, you're so perfect."

and you leaned down, kissing his lips gently

He reacted swiftly, bringing his hand to your cheek, warmth bringing solace and comfort to the bitter cold threatening to permeate your layers the longer the two of you sat in the snow.

The kiss lasted what felt like forever

but in reality it was maybe three minutes

You noticed Rex opening and closing his eyes, to check if you were still there

When you finally had to part lips, Rex sifted himself up to be level with you, allowing him to wrap an arm around your shoulder and pull your head to his chest

"I really like you, Y/n. And I want to be a good guy for you."

"You are a good guy, you're the best guy I could ask for."

"No. I'm not. But don't worry, babe." his humorous tone crept back into the serious situation, easing the tension a little

"I'm going to be."

[midnightshindig]

Invincible (show) Valentines Hcs!!

Starting with a friend favorite:

Lizard King:

Stupid romantic

He enjoys a good bank robbery and then maybe a candlelit dinner

He’s a surprisingly good cook

He gets all his minions to help prepare this heist/date combo

Like they’re all super into it

Not like sexually but like- idk they’re supportive

They think you’re good for him!

And you are <3

Maaaaaan he makes a salad and a soup and everything

Fruity little cocktails with garnishes in them and shit

One minion is playing a violin and another is making sure your candles stay lit

It’s a little hard to be romantic with them hovering but he pulls it off well

“Y/n, I appreciate you dearly, without you, my glorious conquest would sssssssuck”

Cecil Stedman

Valentines Day is a quiet affair with Cecil

Supervillains don’t take the month off, so he can’t either

But he tries his best

You come into work to a red rose on your desk

He sends you affectionate texts throughout the day, subtle stuff

“Stay safe”, a photo of Mark absolutely fuming about to rock his shit “Saw this and thought of you lolrkajtnenng”, two hours later a link to a nice Italian restaurant “Dinner here sound good?”

You’re concerned but flattered, and make dinner plans

Dinner is quick, he teleports in that suit he always wears

It’s hard to see the appeal In a suit when he wears it every day, but you love it on him nonetheless

He orders eggplant Parmesan

Idk cuz he’s a freak or smth

He tells you about his day and implores about yours, he’s a very good listener

Afterwards he arranges you a ride to your apartment and kisses you gently

“Happy Valentine’s Day, I’ll see you tonight?”

You know he won’t be done working until later, and when he inevitably sneaks into your bed at two am, it’s a welcome addition

Except for the fact he snores like hell.

Rex Splode

Rex literally forgets about Valentine’s Day

Like, he sees Amanda and Rudy doing something cheesy and he’s like “what the fuck that’s today???”

He never really did anything for Eve, but he’s also not a punk ass tween anymore

And you deserve his best

BUT hes still broke and unromantic

Soooooooo he orders some pizza, begs Rudy to buy him some Champagne- begrudges when he gets a thing of sparkling cider- and copes

You can’t even be upset, he’s got your favorite movie prepared with an out of breath demeanor

He’s been running around the HQ all day

He’s in sweats and a white tshirt and you’re dressed super nicely

Rex feels a little bad

But you don’t date him for his romantic prowess, so you happily take a seat on the couch and bunker down

You lean your head on his shoulder and smile up at him, thanking him for such a nice night

Oooooooo he’s flustered

“uh yeah of course! Did you think I’d forget? Nothing but the best for my babe!” He throws an arm around your shoulders, squeezing you gently

Man he loves you so much