#rice is typing

[rice-enjoyer]

me: posts food

tumblr down on desktop?!?!??!?

my shirmp fried rice was simply too powerful and killed tumblr. sorry guys.

[toscrollperchancetomeme]

“I got upset about 20 years ago because I thought it would block me,’ she says. ‘However, it’s been very easy to avoid reading any, so live and let live. If I were a young writer, I’d want to own my own ideas. But maybe fan fiction is a transitional phase: whatever gets you there, gets you there.“

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[kagooleo]

riley may have fallen first but lance fell even harder 😳👀

[glitteringpoet1685]

(The Queen of the Damned by Anne Rice: The Story of Daniel, The Devil's Minion, or the Boy from Interview with the Vampire // Unreal Unearth by Hozier)

[anthony-crowleys-left-nut]

for that one person on my twitter fyp ages ago who posted "who up deviling they minion right now" i want you to know that it's never left my mind. thank you

[therefugeofbooks]

Is it the season of the vampire? I’m currently reading Dracula, rereading Interview With the Vampire and between reads I’m rereading Trinity Blood! All the flavors of vampire 🤌🏼

[harryanthus-annuus]

Next In Fashion AU | 70K |

Your A-team, Your Endgame

Harry and Louis work like a well oiled machine, completely in sync when it comes to their designing and working together but as soon as the curtains are down, they hate each other's guts.

Partnered together and forced to work as a team, will the off-camera tensions bleed on-camera? And when the stakes are as high as two hundred and fifty thousand dollars, can they afford to let that happen?

Or a Next In Fashion au where Louis and Harry are partnered in the competition but they do not get along when they have to if they want to win. Full of Fashion, banter, misunderstanding and a whole lot of making each other blush.

Read on AO3

My artistic contribution to this year's @onedirectionbigbang collaborating with the very very lovely @silverkiiwii | @thebus1boys ❤️

[postnuclearwar]

They key difference between Laios and I is that my autism makes me super picky about food, even when I don't want to be, while as far as I can tell Laios is an extremely good eater who doesn't get hung up on things like texture and consistency.

Other than that, basically the same person.

[r26yz]

I like you, have a rice

[rice-enjoyer]

sorry guys i've been busy.

rewatching breaking bad with my mom who has a 2 week vacation busy. visitng my grandparents for 4 days but they don't have internet so we played cards literally 24/7 (it was great!) super busy. /sarcasm

it's so weird that i. have time for things now. actual time. so. written content, either genshin sagau or the usual hsr brainrot is coming. maybe i'll finish that sampo doodle too. who knows - i sure as hell don't lmao

beware!! my writing + art is cringe. as is everything i make! /pos im cringe but im also free!!! B-)

[steamed-rice-enjoyer]

got rejected at a job interview. sad, sad i know.

so a rational train of thought would be to... try again. or don't care. or...or something normal.

guesse what my deranged brain had the idea to do!!!!!! to write smut to make myself feel better, of course!!!! (when i finish my exams lmao)

[akkivee]

The Rosho Special☆ Cream of the Crop Curry: Hypmic Curry Drama Track TL

Sasara: Oh, you’ve really been cookin’!

Rei: That curry smell is really making me hungry!

Rosho: It’s a miracle I was able to even decipher what you meant in that text! Why am I the only one working on this??

Sasara: Don’t sweat the small stuff! Have you finished making our super interesting curry yet?

Rosho: I did my best to follow your recipe but…

Rei: Hm? You didn’t make a normal curry?

Sasara: Tut tut tut! You see, this curry was made with some special ingredients!

Rei: It looks brown like any other curry, so I can’t tell the difference.

Sasara: I’ll give you a hint! I was thinking of calling it, "This Curry's Got You Gigged!!" Setting off any bells??

Rei: You can’t be thing about… Actually, no, that hint was so stupid, I got nothing for you.

Sasara: Hey now!!

Rosho: I used flounder in the curry, but if you can’t tell that at a glance, that’s gotta mean your joke’s fallen flat, right?

Rei: The curry’s meant sell, so it should have a little more impact.

Sasara: I guess you’re right… It’s gotta be appealing televised too…

Rosho: Let’s take a moment to brainstorm.

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Sasara: *pops a cold one open* Man, nothing’s coming to mind at all…!

Rei: The theme you had settled on was, “A Bizarre Brown Curry,” right?

Rosho: We shouldn’t even try to be teeming with themes! It’s all about the flavours!!

Sasara: “Okra-zy Curry” doesn’t sound too bad!

Rosho: Okra me a river!!

Rei: How about “Kelp!! Addicted to Seaweed Curry”?

Rosho: Oh, now you’re just sailing on his coattails!

Sasasa: “Ya Kraken Me Up Squid Curry”!!

Rosho: Quit it with the seafood puns!! Geez, you’re not even trying to solve the root of the problem.

Sasara: Nyahaha…! No, yeah, you’re right.

Rei: But curry’s just curry, isn’t it? How can you even get someone to give a laugh at it at just a glance?

Rosho: How many times do I gotta say, that’s why we’re sittin’ around thinkin’ about it!!

Sasara: I think the alcohol’s getting to us~ Let’s get some food down, so we can sober up.

Rei: I agree. I’d like one order of flounder curry with rice!

Rosho: You takin’ my home as an izakaya?? Serve your own curry!!

Sasara: Phew whee, Mista Rosho here sure is stingy!

Rei: Well, sounds like I got no other choice.

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Rei: Hey, so this is getting annoying to handle, you mind if I use this whole pot?

Sasara: Rosho, whatcha want me to do with this bag?

Rosho: Shut up, the both of you!! For now, just bring everything to me.

Rei: And there. Rice is served~

Sasara: And here’s a bit of the curry to top it off!

Rosho: Oh yeah, we’re using this too!

Sasara: “A White Stew for Rice”? You brought out some boil in bag goods you had bagged up?

Rosho: A student of mine gave it to me as a souvenir from a Hokkaido trip. It apparently has some Hokkaido specialties in it.

Rei: Their milk is incredibly tasty. And so… *pours it in*

Rosho: Hey!!!! What the heck are you doing??

Rei: This is my specialty, “Stew On This Rice”!

Rosho: The bag wasn’t even boiled yet… I guess I’ll stick it in the microwave.

Sasara: Wait a sec!

Rosho: What are you making that serious face for?

Sasara: If it’s cream… How does “Cream Of The Crop Curry” sound??

Rei: Ohhh, we are aiming for something eye-catching but… Wait, actually, this might work.

Rosho: It’s more of a stew though…

Sasara: Let’s have a taste test first!

*microwave dings*

DH: *eats*

Sasara: Woah??? This creamy stew and rice pair together so well!!

Rei: And this white colour gives it quite the impact.

Sasara: This is it! This is the curry that’s going to carry Dotsuitare Hompo to victory!

Rosho: But this isn’t curry?? What do you mean we’re going to use a stew??

Rei: Why’re you fussing? All we have to do is say we made a white curry.

Rosho: Then how do you explain how we made it??

Rei: White curry does exist, you know. There are spices for it and everything. Curry connoisseurs would be familiar with it.

Sasara: Is that so?? Well, there you have it, Rosho! I’ll let you figure out what those spices are!

Rosho: No, you won’t!! Shouldn’t we all be trying to figure this out??

Rei: Ahaha! I believe you’ll figure it out somehow.

Sasara: Alright! “The Rosho Special☆ Cream of The Crop Curry” is definitely going to take us to the top!!

[salamispots]

like...a month or 2 ago I devoured all of evan dahm's webcomics and now I'm just like I need to have all your comics in physical print pls

[mspaint-flower]

sometimes you just gotta let the brainrot consume you

[solargeist]

No you can't slurp your art like jello, I think it has more of a pasta texture. Still slurp able, but not like jello

My art is slurpable ..

[reijndeers]

rushed sketch to get my feelings out 🫶 happy kai brace against chelsea day guys