#right is apollo

[fighterpilotshrimp]

live brothers reaction.

you get no context, because there is no context. just live brothers reaction.

[zuulosdovah]

do you know how hard it is to get access to the crime scene as a defense attorney? no i do NOT come here often

[harajuno]

Do we like the vision

do we

[hychlorions]

so gigil ><

[manzanamarim]

Can u tell I love my daughter Trucy. Because I do

[apollos-boyfriend]

the thing about the bible is that it's actually really fucking funny a lot of the time

[boymeetsluve]

Underrated solangelo hc and dynamic: overprotective Nico.

You cannot look me in my eyeballs and tell me that the boy who has lost nearly everyone he cared about in one way or another would not deliberately protective over the people he has left. And, unlike most other people, Will isn’t much of a fighter. He’s no push over, but compared to say Percy or Hazel he would need it in a way they wouldn’t.

Imagine Nico getting the nickname “shadow” not because of his powers but because he’s literally 2 inches behind Will at any given time. Imagine the first capture the flag game they play he’s not even going after the flag because he’s too busy keeping an eye on Will the entire time (RIP to whoever manages to make a scratch on him, you are now on Nico’s shitlist for Life). Imagine Will going to visit his mother and Nico acting as his personal escort the entire time.

Will finds this mildly annoying until he realizes that campers (especially Ares) are listening to his advice more and arguing less because Nico is right behind him, glaring the fear of God into them every time they get snappy. Then he’s all for it and makes it Nico’s official role in the infirmary. Within two weeks the number of injured campers hits an all time low because people are 1) actually following medical advice and healing before doing more Dumb Camp Shit and 2) actually doing Dumb Camp Shit safer so they don’t have to face Nico in the infirmary again.

[im-still-watching-anime]

apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB

apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally

[kittenscookie]

Currently thinking of omegaverse epic Au where Omega Odysseus is constantly fighting off his alpha suitors. My thought process is Penelope's a beta and it's common for omega kings to take a second spouse that can...well you get the picture. Anyway one day he's just trying to enjoy himself at the beach (skinny dipping in the tides) when a few of the suitors pull up like "Heeeeeeey~". So Odysseus finally snaps and says something along the lines of "The only alpha who could be worthy of an omega such as myself would be Poseidon!"

"Oh really~?"

Thunder rumbles above them, they all look up, and there sits Zeus on his throne of women shaped clouds (did I watch Neil Illustrators God Games animatic earlier, maybe). Looking smug and putting on his best bedroom eyes,

"What about Zeus, king of the gods~?"

Odysseus considers it for like 0.5 seconds, before swallowing nervously and essentially saying "I said what I said". Zeus is completely taken aback, absolutely dumbstruck as Poseidon finally busts from the sea, grabs Odysseus by the hips and basically goes "HA! Now fuck off jackass he's mine!"

[spoopup]

yay

[mcsiggy]

A solar eclipse: Greek Style!

[lucius-i-ran]

Do you think that, right after Manhattan, when Annabeth or whoever was doing the check on the cabins to see which one is tidied up, they get their heart in a horrible clench because the Apollo cabin is always tidy because it's always empty?

Do you think that even if it was messy no one would say too much because it was basically Will, him and himself living there who was also running an infirmary so they would go easier on him?

[shitpostingkats]

Trucy will say literally anything and then follow it up with "But I'm just a girl! A little itty bitty girl! And it's my birthday! You wouldn't be mean to a little birthday girl, would you?"

[corvid-ghost]

Are you an Achilles, Orpheus, or Odysseus kinda gay?

[crickit-song]

Ok they really are the gayest couple I've seen in a while huh

[drosselschmiede]

Klapollo shenanigans..