#riordanverse quotes

[mckezny]

damn dude 💀

[orbitsab]

canon clarisse and annabeth interaction

[percabethownsmybutt]

percy: i think my mom mixed up our lunches

percy, holds up note that reads: ‘i am very proud of you. love, sally’

annabeth: oh yeah, i didn’t think this was for me

annabeth, holds up note: ‘be good. for goodness sake, please be good’

[thegirlwholivesin-delusion]

[queen-of-weird-girl-nation]

Percy: why can’t we steal from the rich? We stole Jason from his camp?

Annabeth: we didn’t steal Jason, he’s free to do whatever he wants

Nico: we literally dragged him here?????

[simpingforpjo]

Monster: Identify yourself!

Percy, panicked: Percy Jackson, Greek, 16, leo sun and bisexual sir!

Monster: You're bi? That's so valid.

[clockworkbee]

Annabeth “I’m going to make sure we both get to adulthood and have a chance to settle down—hopefully after having a lot of fun while we’re in college” Chase and Percy “I’d decided to hug it out with old age because any future that had us in it was a future I wanted to live through” Jackson, (my beloved two) really are soulmates <3

[lxvesick-stars]

"Was that sarcasm, Fai Zhang?"

"Yes, Grandmother."

"Good, there may be hope for you yet"

absolutely underrated moment right there

[gummybearinthehouseee]

annabeth in 1st grade: look under there

some kid: under where

annabeth: you fool. you absolute moron. you are such a monumental idiot that you don't even realize what you just said. i am a verbal magician-

[ambriel-angstwitch]

Percy: Crushes are the worst whenever I’m near mine I start acting stupid

Annabeth: You always act stupid, Percy

Annabeth: …

Percy: Don’t think about it too hard

[liesmultixxx]

percy jackson summarized:

[pick-a-funny-name]

Annabeth: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous

Piper: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Leo: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Piper, learn to listen.

Frank: What if it bites itself and I die?

Percy: That’s voodoo.

Hazel: What if it bites me and someone else dies?!

Annabeth: That’s correlation, not causation.

Jason: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Leo: That’s kinky.

Annabeth: Oh my God.

[landstedelesbian]

Percy: I've heared Connor is in jail, is that true ? Travis: Yeah, for something he didn't do Percy: What didn't he do ? Travis: Run fast enough

[percabethownsmybutt]

monster: i have your child

chiron: which one?

monster: the annoying one who won’t shut up

chiron: which one?

[my--moon]

[simpingforpjo]

Annabeth: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas

Percy, sipping waffles: Why?