#robot-as-a-service

[lunar-eclipse-bunnies]

@saltydkdan @saltydkart-reblogs your yaoi, as requested mr salty man

[bbuzz28]

As much as I lovelovelove Mystery Trio AUs- these three unhinged men should NEVER spend any amount of time together in their prime if you want any peace and quiet.

Someone merely mentions the ides of stealing *something* from a government facility? Stan's warming up the El Diablo that he's already taken the tags off; Ford somehow already has the blueprints to the building and Fiddleford has a handheld lock picking device that also knocks out the signal on surveillance cameras.

Ford finds it logical to use essentially chemical warfare on the guards they didn't know would be patrolling as he blows idk, fairy dust, in their faces. Stan notices that several of his personas' wanted posters are up in an office and he stuffs them in a paper shredder as they walk by not because he is embarrassed but because they weren't even good artist renditions of what he looked like. Fiddleford of course finds alien tech that the government officials are testing and pockets in, knowing it will come in handy for his next giant robot.

As they head back to the Shack Stan jokingly suggests knocking over a bank and Fiddleford nonchalantly says they don't need to, he built a printing press the other week. Ford nods, as if this is a completely reasonable response and Stan has never felt closer to his brother.

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Ayy Robot nature documentary after a.. while

Humans discover why a bumblebee loves the water!

I love Bumblebees ability of having good eyesight and being a good swimmer, he’s not even that fast on land, it’s like a pokemon with a very specific niche I love him

[keferon]

Dude where the hell can I watch prime wars trilogy I feel like I've searched everywhere for it

Have you tried YouTube? Because I was watching it there.

Actually A LOT of Transformers shows are uploaded on YouTube. You guys don't need to search all the streaming services for them you just need to google like. Once?

[foldingfittedsheets]

I wish bad things on whoever invented phone trees. I hope they stub their toe every day and their food is always too salty.

[mst3kgifs]

Look at that over there! There's some more of that... thing.

[whimsicallywiddershins]

Bringing a neuron to Moon

Entire Rain World Fandom:

[pupofnoodles]

Your service android sits in its spot on the shelf, waiting to make itself useful to you. It tends to strike the odd pose when the wait is long, or it wants your attention.

[doodledrawsthings]

Begging people to watch scavengers reign, I haven’t felt this strongly about a tv show in a while.

Seriously, if you like pretty art and animation, horror, and speculative biology, this is your show

[thechaogardencafe]

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[latenightskycotl]

LOL! They do get a decent amount of hearts from me. That Kiki was 🔥.

[siremasterlawrence]

Alexander The Bot

Please everyone! This is my new slave butler Alexander the robot some bit of my creation after my butler is hit by a car supposedly by accident and I rush to his side as he goes unconscious. I manage sling his arms on to my shoulders dragging him across the grounds of my own home in to my house and kick the door close behind him and walk over to my elevator in a huff breathing deep. I tap a code in to the panel as the door shut close the shaft rushing downward speeding to the basement hitting the ground floor hard running and throw him on to medical slab. I have been looking for a perfect subject to create a ai of them to transfer in to my new experiment an experiment extraordinaire and my robot is about to change the world in a varied of ways.

I smirk placing the electrical nodes on the pads laying it on to the side of his forehead sending electrical impulses causing the television to the stir and I can see a 3-d version of his brain.The electrical cords connecting the robotic body to the machine as it transfers all of the mapping the brain in him and his limps are beginning to move and come to life as I type a code.I am now quiet finishing up with it yet so I will keep building up the rest of his abs to complete a the look and also I have to tan him a bit to appears as I want to physically be attracted to him. Placing a micro chip in his brain placing the skin over it then grab a spray in hand covering his enter head with a watery process and the hair grows heavily and it covering his whole head up looking quiet exceptional.

He heads to the closet swinging to the door opening it again but he rummages through the long closet space combing through all of the clothes and removing a white shirt off of the hanger and beginning to slip his sleeve in to his arms. Letting it hang over my body like a model like a model in the store I am so damn sexy to me, I am the man of my dreams forever all to suddenly my boss is now the one whois in a fantasy and all I can do is think about his king. I can see him rummaging throughout thedraw choosing a pair of underwear in my sight removing through the draws lifting in to the air and putting it in on as I can see it from the door frame he has no ideaI am watching him. Sneaking behind him crawling to his back my hand roam out grabbing his waist with little effort I pullhim to my front and pressing his ass onmy back and I rub my cock digging into his ass.

“Boss! Is that you? Oh God! More of his past memories are infiltrating his mind digging so deep. I can’t deny them even if I try so I am going to tell you something I should have said along time ago and all I want is to tell you the truth.” Robot says swiveling aroundto face me as he leans in kissing me he felt so real, so soft, so hot and even the air coreI place in his robotic mouth makes him feel like his breath and we make out pinning him to the wall. “Why do you think you crave me more than anything? Why do you want me so bad then you can taste and love me more than anything? Are you completely in love with me the man of your dreams and now you get to love? You will live with and serve the man you have always dream of.”

“Will you belong to me?

“Will you serve me?”

“Give me if all”

“You own me”

“You let me serve you “

“Submit to me”

“I am the man of your dreams”

“My world “

“Bow down “

“Kneel”

“Yes Master”

“This is who you are”

“This is my love”

“Did you just shove on the bed?”

“Sorry Master”

“Sir Yes Sir”

“Do you love me?”

“I just want to lay you down, unbuckle your belt and suck you off”

“Please do it”

“Mmmmm…”

“Yes…fuck”

“Oh dear”

“What babe?”

“Babe?”

“I call you babe because I have waited for the right moment.”

“I love you “

“I love you too”

“No…I mean”

“Go on”

“I am in love with you”

“I am the man of the hour “

“I am the man of a lifetime “

“Yes you are Master”

“You are my everything “

“I want to serve and love you “

“Because I am yours”

Alexander fell to his knees in awe of me with excitement the thrill is going high in to the air through the room he picks me up then threw me on the bed and he lays me on to the bed slowly he begins to undress me before he did the deed. He reaches out taking my cock in his hand he starts to rub my cock slowly almost like he is a kid playing with it his mouth getting closer placing the cock to its tip and he kiss, licks and then slips the cock in to his mouth ready to suck. Taking it back in his hand he laying in his mouth he sucks away his had spreads on grabbing each side of my waist he gets even closer and he sucks like a baby who is absorbing every last nutrient that my body can try to produce.

I shove him away from body then slide up on to my pillow he is crawling upward laying on top of me as he kisses me slowly wrapping my arms over his shoulders and he begins rub me down then across my temples down to my neck. Alexander Skarsgard he he kisses down to my right side shoulder he continues kissing my right side then sliding on to my left side shoulder he and rubs my ass gripping them a bit he lays on me rubbing his cock over mine. “God! I love you Boss more than you can imagine or attempt to conceive because you are everything and everyone. You will never know what it is like to see someone for who they really are. Can you Master Lawrence.”

“Master…my Master”

“Do you love me?”

“What do you mean?”

“Do you love me babe?”

“Maybe!”

“Maybe?”

“Nice try !”

“Yeah! Fine “

“I love you “

“We love each other “

“Always and forever “

.”Thank you !”

“Let’s dance “

“I’ll put on some music “

“Help me up “

“Give me a hug “

“Slow dance “

“Hell no!”

The end

[r4bblerouser]

mr robot coming to netflix on july 3rd... i fear this may change our fandom so small it could fit on a bus vibes...

[woof-squiggles]

hey wait a minute

[starpaw0007]

“Are you… cooking?”

Dib tiredly walked into his kitchen to find Zim in front of the stove wearing an apron. In order to reach the counter comfortably, the invader had to use a step-stool. Zim expertly flipped a perfectly round pancake in the air, and it landed with a dull plat.

“GIR likes pancakes.” Zim said simply.

He smooshed the pancake down in a motion that seemed completely natural to him.

Imagery of the alien cooking had never once come to Dib’s mind, and within reason- the concept was utterly ridiculous. Yet here Zim was, making pancakes for his evil little robot in some strange domestic display.

“… GIR’s broken.” Dib reminded him.

Zim froze momentarily and his magenta eyes blinked slowly as he processed this, as if he had completely forgotten.

“Oh, right.”

He scraped a pancake off the pan silently, setting it aside on a separate plate where a stack of pancakes had started to appear. Each one cooked to perfection.

Dib lingered awkwardly, unsure of what to say now, and Zim was in the way of the cereal cabinet which had been Dib’s intended trajectory.

Zim made a dismissive gesture with the spatula.

“You eat them then.”

Dib blinks.

Zim adds another pancake to the stack silently.

“.. what’s in them?” Dib questioned in an apprehensive tone. While the pancakes seemed fine, Dib’s deep seated paranoia and general distrust, while completely understandable given the circumstances, left him hesitant to try anything the irken invader offered.

Zim picked up the box of pancake mix on his left, squinting as he read slowly

“En…riched flour… bleached. Wheat flour… niacin, iron… thh-hiami-“

“Nothing else? Mind-controlling alien spores, perhaps?” Dib interrupted, lifting a pancake to examine it. It looked… normal enough.

Zim resumed his task, pouring more batter on the hot pan. It sizzled.

“Hmm… Water.” He replied after some consideration. The alien seemed distracted, completely lost in thought.

Hesitantly, Dib grabbed a plate from the cabinet. Keeping Zim in his peripheral, he plucked two pancakes off the top of the stack. After retrieving a fork, he made his way to the kitchen table- offering Zim a brief

“Thanks” as he passed.

Zim’s antennae perked up at this. He paused for a second, turning to peek at Dib over his shoulder, before returning his attention to the pan.

No other words were exchanged, and the silence was filled only with sizzling and scraping.

After pouring a generous amount of syrup, Dib set the bottle aside. Just as he did so, Gaz stumbled into the room tiredly- grumbling.

She opened one eye in surprise at the scene before her.

“Why is Zim wearing an apron?”

“He’s making pancakes.” Dib replied incredulously, poking his breakfast experimentally with a fork. Gaz stared at his plate suspiciously for a moment.

“Are they any good?”

Dib brings a piece to his mouth, chewing thoughtfully.

“They’re pancakes.”