#romanian shitpost

[honeykuwu]

You know, I've always felt that the reclama for NO-SPA would hit better if it was dublata by an ardelean, so that they could say :

" NO-SPA, SPUNE NO SPASMELOR!"

[znuffed-up]

Missed y'all, been busy with work.

[kinsey3furry300]

I do not drink.... wine.

[flamingredanon]

I heard something about Right Hand Mans and Rubies?

[yoursghouly]

attention romanian vampires

please… please fucking murder andrew potate

accepting serious inquiries only

not only would you be doing the world a favor, but i bet his perverted sad boy blood (and tears) taste delicious and not at all dissimilar to local romanian pizza

bring me the head of this potato man and i will also bestow upon you the blood of his many virginal followers

dm me if interested

thanks

[giggibaloggio]

so true

[gaia-mix-nicolosi]

Romanian vs Armenian manuals!!!

[simpfordemetri]

Romanians x shared mate hc?Thanks!

Hi! Sure<3

Gif is not mine credit to the owner

-They were surprised when they find out they have a second chance at love

-But the fact they have to share

-Didn't like it at first,even if they are so close .

-Learns to deal with it.

-They are not the most affectionate persons,they have been without affection for millennials.

-Thats not mean they don't give you love.

-They love to kiss you,it's how they show you how much they love you,literally express their love by kisses.

-I believes these boys never cuddled anyone before you.

-It just wasn't a thing in their times.

-Surprised when you did it.

-But loves it.

-Give you the option to have sex with one of them or both of them.

-Just want to make you feel comfortable.

-They are really experienced and know what they are doing to you.

-Doms.

-Vladimir loves dirty talking and Stefan overstimulation.

-Aftercare🥺

-They are both very good kissers.

-Loves to mess with you.

-They forget you are human always.

-You have to remind them you need to sleep or eat.

-They talk about their first mates and you understand their pain.

-After it they make sure you know you are their priority and the love you.

-Protectives asf.

-They say I love you in their own ways.

-You know you are loved.

I LOVE THEM MY BOIS

[laski-and-sage]

Pip: Just because you're english doesn't mean you have to hide your emotions!

Alucard:

Alucard: I'm romanian, we let people know how we feel. Now fuck off-

[calandrinon]

I want to continue my interesting conversation with @levbolton but tonight I only have the brainpower for a meme

100% accurate.

[spurkspaint]

i$tg im gonna go waltet ot mode why i$ no one talking jsksjskjsksjsjsjsjsjsjssjksje

[its-actually-minicika]

The stuff that's playing inside my head 24/7

Frații cu mine, băgăm cocaină (Waaa)

4 226 și se termină (Waaa)

Am o pizdă bună și mă alină (Waaa)

Frații turbați cu pete pe retină (Woo)

Fac un teanc să-l sparg, că știi că nu mă duc

la zdup nu fac rău, doar produc

Să-l sparg, că știi că nu mă duc

la zdup nu fac rău, doar produc, ah

[znuffed-up]

Good morning my kittens~ (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠)

I'll be traveling back home to the states today, lots of layovers even tho I'm just going from the west coast to the Midwest sobs.

Anyways love y'all baiiiii >w<

[snandorthegreat]

what’s my gender? I am masculine in the singular and feminine in the plural. yes there are multiple of me

[simpfordemetri]

how vladimir kisses would be?

I love Vladimir omg

Okay his kisses are hard,if you are human he would just try not to break you,but he is a little rough.

Loves french kisses,and he could make you faint by only kissing you.

He is in control,if you try to dominate him he would grab your neck and pulls you closer(even more)and looks deeply at your eyes.