#romcom shit

[submarinerwrites]

why are macklin celebrini and will smith auston matthews and mitch marner but in reverse, amped up to the second degree, and also blonder.

[cayslongliving]

OKAY BECAUSE THEY ARE NALEY

BUT THEY ARE ALSO LEYTON

Travis and Taylor are just One Tree Hill😭😭🫶🏼

[ghostdrinkssoup]

nbc hannibal is a romcom purely because the central conflict results from hannibal not understanding his feelings for will and being a total loser about it because he’s never had a friend or been in love before which makes him act so silly and do the most insane things that will interprets being framed for murder as hannibal having something against him (as anyone would), and this series of misunderstandings is not resolved until hannibal’s ex girlfriend and former psychiatrist tells will that hannibal is so in love with him it makes him look stupid. after that will does not hesitate to break hannibal out of jail and douse himself in blood which is this show’s equivalent to the protagonist running to the airport to stop their love interest from leaving the country and marrying someone else before they’ve had the chance to confess that they’ve loved them ever since they’ve known them

[royaldollybox]

I be real with you text post meme enjoyer, it was hard making these because I was busy crying. But I made it, so here you go. The heart killers text posts part 10 ft. ep 10 (jesus christ we in dubble didgits now)

Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11, 12

+bonus (aka probs the closest I will get to actively criticizing this show)

[andmaybegayer]

Guy at the work party desperately wingmanning for me with one of the people I was talking to, to the point of like, frantically implying that I should walk her out when she left, he was so frustrated that he was like "hey. can we talk outside." and explained plainly if awkwardly that he was wingmanning to me because he thought I didn't see what he was doing. Sucks man you did a pretty good job but you just picked wrong, it was really cute of him though.

[dancing-lex]

Thinking about lawlight movie night crack fic. When they haven't had leads for days, the team makes them watch a movie for "stress relief" (maybe they'll stop fighting for a couple hours). They took away their laptops and phones so they have no choice. Both of them hate the movie but they had to choose from Matsuda's collection because he's the only one who leaves headquarters. Anyway they constantly talk over the TV, judging the poor story quality and plot holes and generally being haters. Light tries to limit L's snack consumption by keeping everything on "his" side of the couch but L just reaches all the way over him bc he doesn't give a shit about Light's personal space. And L constantly changes the position he's in, sometimes hanging his head upside down off the couch, sometimes putting his cold feet up against Light, etc. Needless to say this bugs the hell out of Light. They start getting into arguments about trivial details in the movie, and at one point they decide to bet on how the movie ends, with the loser having to get naked (duh). Both of them are confident that they'll win (L is cheating bc he's seen this movie before) but Light's predictions are off by a hair. L obviously takes this and runs with it, insisting that Light technically lost the bet and it wouldn't be fair if he didn't get undressed now—

[tevanbuckley]

looking at those new stills and thinking about tim calling bucktommy a romcom in s7.

[cowardlycowboys]

woman who is halfway out the door because she's in love with you but doesn't know it yet but wants to get one last good look at you before leaving pose x

[parkercore-69]

actual canonic gay romance in movies is that lacking for me that i fr be watching shit like saw(2004) and re-animator for representation

[graceofgondor]

charlie dalton and ginny danburry?

ohhh you mean all american bitch and ballad of a homeschooled girl

[lliminall]

you know feitan is basically in love with you when he a) agrees to go with you into a makeup store with minimal griping, and b) when you step out he starts shaking his clothes and out falls all the products you looked at while you were in there

[misty-memories09]

I...I...I can't find the fic I was writing for sabioba, I'll literally start crying bro what is going on nooooo😭😭😭 the heavens and earth is against me like i swear I opened it a while ago wdym that it's gone??? I'll try recovering it or maybe rewriting it but atleast I have a few screenshots of it so it's not completely gone but I am now rather depressed, I feel like writing an opposite of love letter to Google docs. A hate letter. Also, the fanfic writer curse is real (other than what I just said), I got sore thighs and it hurts so bad bro 😭😭😭

Here's some sabioba chibi for the mean time as I try to cope with my failure :

Ship so rare that you all just know eachother (there's three of us damnit 😂).

[daisysmalia]

I felt like this scene was this moment for them lol

[maplemintbunnyxx]

I hope all of the people following me that arnt from Canada learn about the obsession our conservative candidate had with our past prime minister to the point that it cost him the election.

Like he would bring him up even after our PM stepped down and the new liberal leader took over, the new liberal had to remind him that he wasn’t running against Justin anymore.

[egg-on-a-legg]

thank you 2024 for being the year of little weirdos in love beating the shit out of people about it

[alienfailboy]

really sick of being magnetically pulled to things middle aged people enjoy