#rouge the bat wider than she is tall

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the mane 6 come to tumblr

original comic by @coolfrogdude

original post by @puchiko et al

[nerowasheredanteisaloser]

It's time. I have the skill.

It's go time, my true form revealed.

[incorrect-mighty-nein]

In a group chat

Yasha: Doctor = $140,000 a year, Furry artist on patreon = $160,000 a year.

Jester: I think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh.

Yasha: Sorry for the inaccuracies Doctor Yiff.

Jester: No matter how I respond I don’t look well, well played. I walked into that.

Molly: Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Yasha: Did you legitimately just tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in an university to give you a lung transplant?

Beau: Doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them.

Yasha: You will die in 7 days.

Molly: It took doctors 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking it for attention while a furry artist I knew said “Sounds like Crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right.

Molly: Besides I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I?

Beau: You could if you weren’t a fucking coward.

Caleb: This was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here.

[random-incorrect-things]

Astrid: A doctor earns £140,000 a year. Furry artists earn £160,000 a year.

Fishlegs: I think you're low balling the furry art amount.

Astrid: Sorry for the inaccuracies doctor Yiff.

Fishlegs: No matter how I respond, I don't look well. Well played. I walked into that.

Ruffnut: Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Astrid: Did you legitimately just tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you a lungs transplant?

Tuffnut: Doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them.

Astrid: You will die in 7 days.

Snotlout: It took doctors 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking it for attention while a furry artist I knew said "sounds like Crohn's" after hearing me complain once and ended up being right.

Snotlout: Besides, I can't go up to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I?

Tuffnut: You could if you weren't a fucking coward.

Hiccup: This was like 50 consecutive punches to the face. What the fuck went on here?

[overexciteddragon]

If you're struggling with your bookkeeping as a small artist, writer, or creator, especially during tax season... I made a spreadsheet!

I've always felt like there was little to NO resources on how to deal with taxes and bookkeeping when my idea of a career is "charging random Twitter users 200 dollars to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall", so in my incredible autism perseverance I spent months looking up all the info I needed to keep track of it all, finding out what "it all" even was, and then spent another 4 years slowly working on that tool...

I've created this Google Sheets spreadsheet in 2019 and every year during tax season I change it around to fit my needs better as a small creator and small business, I think I'm finally confident in it as a useful tool to share it with others that might need at least something to help them with this

It's pay-what-you-want with a minimum of CAD $1, I just ask for a small amount of support if possible since I've made this from scratch!

I'm sharing the online file because I could not figure out how to not fuck up the charts if I exported it in any file type, but if you'd like to you can export it and use it in Excel! You might just have to redo the charts :(

I hope this helps anyone even a little bit!

And if you have any advice on how to better this spreadsheet (for the general public, not for yourself, that's on you to edit into your own copy!), please let me know!! I taught myself Excel script, formulas, and editing so I can't really say I'm an expert lol

[catboymitosis]

Doctors you could ask to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match

[blasphemyisjustforyou]

Yknow my biggest problem with AI is its expansion into fields that realistically did not need AI.

Like, I dont *really* mind AI chatbots, they're neat and they are useful in a development of tech sense, but they didn't need to be made the standard way to interact with things. I actually love AI in graphics fields like what Nvidia does with its AI raytracing things. Improving the abilities of a computer by using artificial intelligence to better render and allocate resources is a great idea. But we don't need it to make the art that needs rendered. The issue isn't that AI exists, its that its being used for shit that normal ass people are already fucking good at. Normal ass people cant sit around and allocate the memory of my graphics card, it'd make using my computer impossible. But they can draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match. Develop AI accordingly.

[jocurt]

incorrect quotes as a snap group chat

(Dally is typing)

Dally: Doctor = $140,000 a year, Furry artist on patreon = $160,000 a year.

Two-Bit : I think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

Dally: Sorry for the inaccuracies Doctor Yiff

Two-Bit: No matter how I respond I don’t look well, well played. I walked into that.

Steve: Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Darry: Did you legitimately just tell us that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you a lung transplant?

Ponyboy: I mean ig in all reality you don’t gotta pay whack ass insurance for a furry artist

Dally: You will die in 7 days.

Sodapop: It took doctors 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking it for attention while a furry artist I knew said “Sounds like Crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right.

Sodapop: Besides I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I?

Ponyboy: You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

(Johnny is typing)

Johnny: This was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here.

[miauhazard]

rouge the bat wider than she is tall with tits to match 💯

[hooved]

computer. generate a holographic image of the character Rouge the Bat from the classic earth video game series Sonic the Hedgehog. now. make her wider than she is tall with tits to match

[incorrectnessduskwood]

Dan: Doctor = $140,000 a year, Furry artist on patreon = $160,000 a year. Cleo: I think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh. Dan: Sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff. Cleo: No matter how I respond I don’t look well, well played. I walked into that. Dan: Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that. Cleo: Did you legitimately just tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in an university to give you a lung transplant? Dan: Doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them. MC: You will die in 7 days. Dan: It took doctors 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking it for attention while a furry artist I knew said “Sounds like Crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right. Dan: Besides I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I? MC: You could if you weren’t a fucking coward. Jessy: This was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here.

[incorrectfatui]

Dottore: Doctor = $140,000 a year, Furry artist on patreon = $160,000 a year.  Childe: I think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh.  Dottore: Sorry for the inaccuracies Doctor Yiff.  Childe: No matter how I respond I don’t look well, well played. I walked into that.  Signora: Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.  Dottore: Did you legitimately just tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in an university to give you a lung transplant?  Arlecchino: Doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them.  Dottore: You will die in 7 days.  Sandrone: It took doctors 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking it for attention while a furry artist (Columbina) I knew said “Sounds like Crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right.  Sandrone: Besides I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I?  Arlecchino: You could if you weren’t a fucking coward.  Pierro: This was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here.

[incorrect-poketagonist-quotes]

Dawn: Doctor = $140,000 a year, Furry artist on patreon = $160,000 a year. Calem: I think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh. Dawn: Sorry for the inaccuracies Doctor Yiff. Calem: No matter how I respond I don’t look well, well played. I walked into that. Brendan: Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that. Dawn: Did you legitimately just tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in an university to give you a lung transplant? Hilda: Doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them. Dawn: You will die in 7 days. Gloria: It took doctors 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking it for attention while a furry artist I knew said “Sounds like Crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right. Gloria: Besides I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I? Hilda: You could if you weren’t a fucking coward. Florian: This was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here.

[leoneedincorrectquotes]

Shiho: Doctor = $140,000 a year, Furry artist on patreon = $160,000 a year. Saki: I think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh. Shiho: Sorry for the inaccuracies Doctor Yiff. Saki: No matter how I respond I don’t look well, well played. I walked into that. Ichika: Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that. Shiho: Did you legitimately just tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in an university to give you a lung transplant? Ichika: Doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them. Shiho: You will die in 7 days. Saki: It took doctors 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking it for attention while a furry artist I knew said “Sounds like Crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right. Saki: Besides I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I? Ichika: You could if you weren’t a fucking coward. Honami: This was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here.

[possessedscholar]

Considering a number of doctors are also furry artists, you probably could find a doctor to draw you Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match.

[subspacecadet]

Velma: Doctor: $140k. Furry artist on Patreon: $160k a year.

Bugs: I tink you're lowballin the furry art amount t'be honest.

Velma: Apolgies for the inaccuracies DOCTOR YIFF.

Bugs: No matter how I respond to dis, I don't look good, well played doc.

Morty: Well people who draw furry art are typically more competent and courteous then your average doctor, so I can see that.

Velma: Did you SERIOUSLY just tell me that a person who draws WOLF ASS is more competent then someone who went to medical school for 8 years to give you a lung transplant?

Jake: Doctors are BULL. SHIT. and furry artists provide an infinitely more valuable service.

Velma: YOU WILL DIE IN SEVEN DAYS.

Harley: Look, I'm a doctor, but it took the Arkham doctors like ten years to diagnose what was wrong with me. Some insisting I was faking for attention. While a furry I knew just went "That sounds like poisoning from unsafe prolonged exposure to laughing gas" and he ended up being RIGHT.

Batman: Please don't call me a furry.

Harley: Plus I can't go up to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge The Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I?

Rick: You could if you weren't a FUCKING COWARD!