#rp prompt thing

[promptfairy]

❥    𝐋𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐃𝐘𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐒    [   𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂    ]   .

designed for ships, but can be used for a variety of relationship types. change gendered language/add context to your needs. happy roleplaying !!  ♡

❛  it feels so good to be bad.  ❜ ❛  it really makes me wonder if i ever gave a fuck about you.  ❜ ❛  give me something to believe in.  ❜ ❛  i don’t believe in you anymore.  ❜ ❛  i wonder if it even makes a difference to try.  ❜ ❛  so, this is goodbye.  ❜ ❛  one day i’ll wake up & it won’t hurt anymore.  ❜ ❛  it’s like i can’t even feel after the way you touched me.  ❜ ❛  you’re everything that i want, but you don’t want me.  ❜ ❛  am i a regret, yet?  ❜ ❛  was it worth what it costed?  ❜ ❛  you make me nauseous.  ❜ ❛  you’re overrated.  ❜ ❛  when i think of you, i just want to throw up.  ❜ ❛  all my friends say that you’re toxic.  ❜ ❛  why does love suck?  ❜ ❛  love hurts whether it’s right or wrong.  ❜ ❛  i can’t stop, i’m having too much fun.  ❜ ❛  you can’t save me, baby.  ❜ ❛  you never call or listen to me anyway.  ❜ ❛  where were you tuesday, october tenth?  ❜ ❛  how is your jacket covered in blood?  ❜ ❛  how was the party? did you have fun?  ❜ ❛  i fell in love with the warning signs.  ❜ ❛  the only time i feel alive is when i’m touching the warning signs.  ❜ ❛  if you tell me to stay away, i’m gonna dive in again.  ❜ ❛  my favorite color is red like the flags you fly overhead.  ❜ ❛  well, i should have known.  ❜ ❛  didn’t you see it coming? didn’t you see the signs?  ❜ ❛  i’ll break your pretty face.  ❜ ❛  bite your tongue & choke yourself to sleep.  ❜ ❛  you can hold my hand if no one’s home.   ❜ ❛  do you like it when i’m away?  ❜ ❛  you’re a pond & i’m an ocean.  ❜ ❛  all my emotions feel like explosions when you are around.  ❜ ❛  i am a wreck when i’m without you.  ❜ ❛  was it something i said to make you feel like you’re a burden?  ❜ ❛  tell me, is it worth it?  ❜ ❛  she’s a lady & i am just a line without a hook.  ❜ ❛  do what you want as long as you stay here.  ❜ ❛  you’ll change your name or change your mind & leave this fucked up place behind, but i’ll know.  ❜ ❛  if you ever try to leave me, i’ll find you, [name].  ❜ ❛  i’ll be the bad guy, now.  ❜ ❛  i couldn’t be there, even when i tried.  ❜ ❛  seasons changed & our love went cold.  ❜ ❛  i knew that this was doomed from the get-go.  ❜ ❛  you thought that it was special, but it was just the sex, though.  ❜ ❛  it’s only me; what have you got to lose?  ❜ ❛  you should take it as a compliment that i got drunk & made fun of the way you talk.  ❜ ❛  you should think about the consequence of your magnetic field being a little too strong.  ❜ ❛  you’re so cool, it makes me hate you so much.  ❜ ❛  you’ve ruined my life by not being mine.  ❜ ❛  you’re so gorgeous, i can’t say anything to your face. ’cause look at your face.  ❜ ❛  i’m so furious at you for making me feel this way.  ❜ ❛  if you’ve got a girlfriend, i’m jealous of her. but if you’re single, that’s honestly worse.  ❜ ❛  you’re so gorgeous, it actually hurts.  ❜ ❛  you make me so happy, it turns back to sad.  ❜ ❛  there’s nothing i hate more than what i can’t have.  ❜ ❛  guess i’ll just stumble on home to my cats. alone … unless you wanna come along?  ❜ ❛  you look so happy when i’m not with you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t know why i run away.  ❜ ❛  take me back, ’cause i wanna stay.  ❜ ❛  i kept my distance ’cause i know that you don’t like when i’m with somebody else.  ❜ ❛  i couldn’t help it; i put you through hell.  ❜ ❛  i realize that it’s much too late, & you deserve someone better.  ❜ ❛  i’m not the best at breaking up.  ❜ ❛  i like my alone time, but i want somebody to hold.  ❜ ❛  i get what i want. i keep it for a minute. then i let it go.  ❜ ❛  i hate it when you’re there for me, but i like it when you hit the spot.  ❜ ❛  i don’t do fake love, but i’ll take some from you tonight.  ❜ ❛  i don’t expect you to understand.  ❜ ❛  i’m ready to die holding your hand.  ❜ ❛  i can’t hide how i feel about you inside.  ❜ ❛  i’d give everything up tonight, if i could just have you be mine.  ❜ ❛  i’d give up everything for you.  ❜

[promptful]

70 Taunting Enemies Prompts

Remember, requests are open.

WARNINGS: VIOLENCE, CURSING, MENTION OF BLOOD. MENTION OF A GUN.

DIALOGUE:

TAUNTER:

1) “Is that really all you got?” 

2) “Come on, you can do better than that.” 

3) “I’m not even sweating yet.” 

4) “Think I broke more of a sweat petting my cat than I did fighting you.” 

5) “I’m sure you can hit me if you try hard enough. I believe in you.” 

6) “So close.” 

7) “You’re… boring me.”

8) “I expected more.”

9) “Why couldn’t the cops deal with you?” 

10) “Oh, no.” (said really sarcastically) 

11) “I’m sooo scared.” 

12) “Honestly, if you weren’t threatening actual lives, you’d be more of a nuisance, really.” 

13) “This is what I was called for? You?” 

14) “What… is this?” 

15) “Do you want me to slow down for you?” 

16) “If it makes you feel better, I’ll let you get a hit in.” 

17) “This is stupid. Goodnight.” 

18) “Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll be good enough to beat me one day.” 

19) “Come and get it.” 

20) “That actually hurt. Wow.” 

21)  “Compared to my usual crowd, you’re nothing.” 

22) “Get out of my way.” 

23) “Move.” 

24) “Having fun?” 

25) “Aw, you’re not hurt already, are you?” 

26) “I was just playing. Surely you can take more.” 

27) “Oh my, is that blood? Just from that?”

RESPONDING 

28) “You have to get through me!”

29) “Shut up!” 

30) “I can keep going.” 

31) “This— this is nothing.” 

32) “I’ll make you regret saying that!”

33) “Then let me make this a little more challenging!” 

34) “Of course it hurts, dipshit.” 

35) “You should be scared.” 

36) “Stop— stop taunting me!” 

37) “Fun? Fun? Don’t insult me.” 

38) “I’ll show you better!” 

39) “I can’t stand you.” 

40) “Get out of my way!” 

41) “Over my dead body!” 

42) “I won’t let you get to them.” 

43) “I’ll make sure you can’t hurt anybody else.” 

44) “Over my grave, you bastard.” 

45) “Dammit, all right, here we go!”

46) “I’ll take you down if it’s the last thing I do.” 

47) “If I can’t take you down, I will never forgive myself.” 

48) “Try and move me, I dare you!” 

49) “You’re gonna regret that!” 

50) “You want to see what I can do?” 

51)  “You’re nothing.”

52) “Keep taunting me and see what happens.” 

53) “I’ll give you one chance, walk away.” 

54) “Fine, I guess we’re doing this.” 

55) “Y’know, talking during fighting isn’t very professional!” 

SCENARIOS 

56) You have a stupid smirk on your face, and I’m just trying to be serious. Why are you like this? Can we fight already? 

57) Why are you taunting me? Stop— stop dancing. We’re in the middle of a fight. 

58) When the cops/superhero/my friend told me what you were doing, I wanted to stay in bed. And now that I’m here, I’m thinking that maybe I should have. 

59) Is that bomb fake or real. I can never tell with you.

60) I’m bleeding from your knife/kicks/punches, but I’m not gonna stop fighting until you’re finally taken down. 

61) Every time you taunt me, I see red, and you know this. I should be stronger, but I’m not. 

62) I won’t let you hurt the people I love. Not while I’m still breathing. 

63) You notice that I’m breathing heavy, and you just keep smirking. I— I can keep going. I can. 

64) We used to be friends, what happened to us? Why do we always have to fight? 

65) If you’d just put that gun/remote/knife, we could go home, y’know? We don’t have to keep fighting. 

66) You’re not fighting like you used to, what happened? 

67) This is pathetic and a waste of my time, you’re in my way. 

68) You’ve gotten weaker, I can’t help but let a smirk cross my lips, this is almost… funny. 

You stumble against the wall with half-lidded eyes. It’d be so easy to just stroll by you, but for some reason, I can’t help but keep taunting you. 

69) You hate me. I hate you. Yet, taunting you is one of my favorite things to do. 

[scealaiscoite]

considerate prompts ˗ˏˋ꒰ 🐚 ꒱

— “i know how stressed you’ve been today, so i took care of all the housework. just sit back and relax, you’ve more than earned it.”

— “here, take my jacket.”

— “do you want to stay in tonight? you don’t look thrilled at the prospect of going out, and i only want to go if you want to as well.”

— “hey, did you take your meds this morning?”

— “just breathe, nice and slowly. you’re okay, i promise- nothing bad’s going to happen to you when i’m here.”

— “no way, don’t you even think of lifting a finger today. bed rest is what was ordered, so that’s all you’re going to do.”

— “i made dinner! come sit, you need some real food.”

— “you’ve been like a raw nerve all day. what’s bothering you?”

— “i adore you. please never forget that.”

— “i know how much you hate doing it, so i took care of it.”

— “you know you can talk to me, about whatever it is that’s bothering you.”

— “what do you mean?! of course i was going to defend you, nobody has the right to talk about you like that!”

— “you’re always here for me when i need you- of course i’m going to jump at the chance to do return the favour.”

— “go back to sleep, baby, it’s okay.”

— “you deserve nothing but the best, even if you don’t realise it. i’m going to be here to show you that until you do.”

[miqojak]

Here you have it! Apologies for the delay in posting this on day 1, I hurt my back pretty bad, and then had to fight a couple different tools and websites to get a decent layout for this to look nice. Take whatever approach is most fun for you, with this!

[son-of-starlight]

"Hello?" Rusty calls out, slamming his breaks to a stop, causing his train to jostle a bit behind him. Rusty turns around and apologizes quietly before standing up as tall as he can and calling out to the fellow piece of rolling stock who seemed to be by themself on the rail. Rusty was uncertain of how to proceed. This wasn't just some debris he could pick up and move...this machine could be hurt. He didn't want to travel any further until he was certain they were okay. "Are you alright?" Rusty calls out again, and for good measure, he whistles loudly. The kind of whistle used as an attention getter by little switching engines...he hadn't quite grown out of that habit.

[jfouler]

things i’ve heard at school - sentence starters? do as you like

“there are no dumb questions, just the dumb people that ask them.”

“[name], no one likes you.”

"whats that really scary hour? is it three?"

“that’s so scary. i will not be able to sleep for weeks.”

“hip bones can kill people.”

“there is nothing worth celebrating right now.”

“i wanna be happy, but i can’t.”

“i will carve you like a pumpkin.”

“i was cooking pizza and thought of you.”

“i like blood. everyone likes blood.”

“i risked my life to fix it.”

“we’ll get more torture- i mean, practice, later.”

“birds don’t mess around.”

“stop this madness.”

“a pathetic old man. that’s your future.”

"kids, have you seen my glock?"

"comedy is not that different from horror."

"yes, penguins die. that's pretty sad."

"it's easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission."

"someone's gonna get shanked."

"it wasn't a kid. it was a grown man."

"are your parents rich?"

"i don't know how 'lit' things are today."

"at the end of the day, you can do nothing but cry."

"i have your mom's number on speed dial."

"i might be stupid, but i'm persistent."

"it smells like high school girl in here."

"oh my god, what if we domesticated bears?"

"do stupid shit safely."

"i have big calves! it's from jumproping."

"he just wants to see me suffer."

"if you can't be the sharpest tool in the shed, be the biggest hoe."

"you gotta microwave it, girl!"

"we've only been told the story. now we're discovering the story."

"there are a lot of connections between math and music."

"oh, just stop."

"what are you doing here? i mean, how are you doing?"

"without music? impossible. start singing."

"i'm not gonna stay home just because i can't breathe."

"i think if i were a bug, i'd be a bee."

"we have such a complicated relationship."

"good thing i only drink beer."

"i kinda, like, don't like this place anymore."

"is it okay to murder someone in a church?"

"if we all die, then we're all dead."

"there's a new smell in here."

"that's why god created spellcheck."

"you know how i feel about young people."

"what? me getting arrested by six fucking cops?"

"are you just saying that so i stop asking questions?"

"there are lots of people i wish would just be quiet."

"so, we're all dying."

"oh, so you're selfish. adds up."

"would you rather i hate you or be ambivalent towards you?"

"don't be a hero. it won't go well."

[neorph]

*  𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 :   a selection of roleplay ask prompts to serve as a slightly less typical basis for first encounters between muses .  any of these prompts may be modified or added onto accordingly to suit, as some are more vague so as to not limit interaction.  

[ TRAPPED ] : both muses live / work in the same multi-storey building and get trapped in an elevator together

[ LAST ] : both muses are at a store, sender just bought the last of an item reciever wanted ( feel free to specify what item )

[ MIXED ] : in a restaurant or cafe, both muses’ orders are swapped due to a mix up

[ AISLE ] : both muses meet at a wedding of mutual acquaintances.

[ TEACH ] : sender has taken up a new hobby / sport and is assigned receiver as their instructor

[ TRAVEL ] :  both travelling solo, our muses end up sat next to each other on a long haul journey

[ DOUBLE BOOKED ] : due to an error, both muses are assigned the same room at a hotel

[ GAME ] : both muses meet at an arcade after an ongoing search to find out who has been beating the other’s high score

[ STUCK ] : sender gets their arm stuck in a vending machine and turns to receiver for help

[ WORK ] : both muses are tasked by their shared boss to work together for a project / mission, etc ( feel free to specify )

[ SET UP ] : both muses meet on a blind date after being set up by mutual acquaintances.

[ DATE ] : both muses keep encountering each other at the same locations while on unsuccessful dates with other people

[ TARGET ] : both muses meet while targeting the same person ( feel free to specify - could be a theft, investigation, murder, etc )

[ RUN ] : sender encounters receiver while escaping from pursuers

[ LOST ] : sender drunkenly stumbles into reciever’s property after losing their way

[ BATTLE ] :  both muses are forced to work together when caught up in a brawl

[ QUEUE ] : both muses meet while waiting in line somewhere ( feel free to specify )

[paissa-brat]

sunset catch ✨🎣

[memesomething]

quiet trauma sentence starters

“I wouldn’t know where to start.”

“It doesn’t really feel like mine.”

“I’m afraid of what happens in my head, sometimes.”

“I miss you.”

“I missed you.”

“I was scared.”

“I thought you were dead! I thought I was coming to scrape your body off the sidewalk.”

“Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80.”

“Will you stay?”

“I’ll stay.”

“That was unkind.”

“I’m tired.”

“Is this okay?”

“We’re just... not in the right place.”

“I think we should wait.”

“This isn’t working.”

“I should... look, I need to tell you something.”

“I was afraid to tell you.”

[kuzcosources]

Dragon Sentence Starters!

Based for my personal lore, but anyone can use them, change the context as they see fit!

From the outsider:

...So how do you mount that thing?

It's so large!

Nice dragon...

Will it bite me?

Oh, I don't think I can ride a dragon.

Put me back down, I think I'm gonna be sick!

Are the hatchlings dangerous?

It's very warm for a reptile.

Gorgeous creature, your dragon is.

Does it breathe fire?

These scales are magnificent!

Get that thing away from me!

It is the devil's creature for a reason.

From the rider:

It won't bite, unless provoked.

Oh, come on, _____'s just a sweetheart, aren't you?

I ride nearly every day. You can trust me.

Need a hand up?

Raised this one from the day it hatched.

Hold on to my waist very tightly.

We like to go fast.

Sometimes I like to ride for hours, and hours, and watch the sunset from up there.

It gets anxious if we haven't ridden.

The bond between dragon and rider is a profound one.

I would keep my distance if I were you. It tends to be... temperamental.

I just got back from my ride. Exhilarating, as usual.

You can touch it, if you want.

[spicycinnabun]

Magic Charm ✨

Prompt: Charm 🦇 WC: 548 🦇 Rated: T 🦇 For @steddiemicrofic 🦇 Co-written with the awesome @batty4steddie 💕

“Harringking!” Eddie tripped over the rug in front of the couch and his own feet and fell onto Steve. It wasn’t the smooth entrance he’d planned, but it worked in his favor because he was now sitting in Steve’s lap. Giving him a charismatic, drunken smile after he straightened himself out, Eddie said, “Your majesty, might I interest you in a magic charm? And before you correct me, I say charm instead of trick because it will charm you right into my bed. Probably. Maybe.”

He glanced at Chrissy, his moral support who was entirely against this plan and who was in the corner of the room with one of the other cheerleaders, eyes wide and cheeks bulging with laughter as she mouthed, “Eddie, no!”

“There is a slight chance,” Eddie amended, “that it will charm your pants off.” Steve was startled, to say the least. One second, he was being beckoned, and the next, Eddie Munson’s bony ass had landed in his lap. He was sitting next to the prettiest girl that had graced his party. He hadn’t caught her name yet and he was about to work his own charm to get her in his lap, but the crash of a big, drunk, goofy puppy had scared her away. Goddamn it. 

Steve looked at Eddie, completely unamused. His eyebrows rose as Eddie continued. “Are you hitting on me?” He had to ask the most obvious question. “How would I end up in your bed if we’re at my house?”

Magic charm, Steve’s ass. 

Now, most people would have been deterred by an expression like that. But Eddie, nearly sloshed and chock full of liquid courage as he was, only took it as a sign to try harder.

 “Excellent questions, excellent questions. Yes, I am absolutely hitting on you, and luckily, I have my trusty steed sitting right outside, waiting to whisk you away.” 

It was time for the charm. Eddie took his hand out of his pocket, revealing a match pinched between his fingers with a surprise hidden in the palm of his hand, unseen. In his other pocket was the matchbox. He brought it out and struck the match against it, congratulating himself for not fumbling it with his tipsy hands. 

Glancing at Steve over the flickering flame, Eddie blew it out gently and, at the same time, released the trigger with his middle finger. A red rose popped up where the match had been. Usually, the roses were cheap plastic, but Eddie had bought a real one. 

He plucked it and held it out to Steve. “Almost as beautiful as your eyes.” Steve looked past Eddie to see if anyone else was paying attention to them. They weren’t, so he was in a bit of disbelief that this wasn’t a joke. That was when he caught Chrissy’s eyes. She mouthed, “Be nice. He likes you.” 

Steve turned his attention back to Eddie just in time for the match to go out. He realized it wasn’t just some silly trick when a real rose was revealed. His cheeks burned as red as the rose after Eddie complimented his eyes. Steve took it from Eddie and tucked it behind his ear. “Okay, you can show me your steed.”

Eddie clambered up and offered Steve his hand. 

[the-forsaken-princess]

I think my favourite whump tool aside from restraints is a knife. Knives are great. You can make so many different injuries with knives, fatal or tiny. And you can make a lot of injuries very quickly with knives. I love knife whump so much. I love shallow cuts made across the cheek, dangerously close to the eye. Not causing any real damage but instilling fear.

[promptful]

can you come up with some cutesy mushy love prompts?

Cutesy Mushy Love Prompts

Is this mushy enough?

WARNINGS: Mention of crime. Cursing. Mushy, mushy stuff.

SCENARIOS

1) Noticing that whenever your spouse walks into the room, your eyes track them, noticing every little thing about them. You find a new appreciation for how their eyes light up, and their lips stretch into that intoxicating smile. 

2) I have music playing in the background–something soft and sweet, just like I know you like it. Being honest, I only turned it on hoping that you’d come in here and dance with me. Even if the dishes aren’t being done/the food might burn. 

3) If there’s one thing I do before bed every night, it has to be calling you. Letting you know that I miss you, and that I can’t wait to be back in your arms. Even if there’s a thousand other things on mind, I’ll never forget you. 

4) Picking a flower from the grass, I notice it goes with your eyes/clothing/hair. The smile that graces your lips and the sparkle in your eyes as I slide it behind your ear makes it all worth it. 

5) I never thought that proposing would be something I’d get to do in life. Maybe I’d never find the right person, or the timing would never just feel right, but there’s no other way to describe you. There’s only one thing left to do. 

6) It’s our first dance, and I’m trying not to cry into your shoulder/hair/chest, and I don’t know how you’re keeping it together, but I’m just so happy. 

 7) It’s raining, enough to where inch-deep puddles keep popping up all over the concrete. We should really be inside, but you take my hand and start to sway in the rain, cold fingers against my cheeks, wrists, chest, hair, anywhere you can get a hold of. There’s not a single other person in the world I’d do this for, I hope you know. 

8) Hell, I don’t know how to bake, and everytime I have in the past, it’s turned out to be an absolute disaster. But, it’s your birthday/promotion/other big event, and I just have to make you a cake or something. As long as nothing burns down. 

9) I’ve got a headache that just won’t go away, but you’re content with curling up into my side–making sure that I’ve got painkillers on my bedside table and perfectly decided snacks. Every time I try apologizing that we couldn’t make it out today, you press your finger against my lips. 

10) It’s already twelve o’clock in the morning and you’re still working. Patience gone, I go and try to find you, and–oh. You’re sleeping on your desk, drooling with a pen still loosely falling from your grip. After wiping the grin off my face, I manhandle you into a hold to drag you to bed/the couch. 

11) It’s my birthday–nothing special really. Just a passing day where nobody remembers anything and everybody pretends they care for one day, right? After work, I expected the usual–dinner on the couch, and curling up in bed, but you took my spare key and placed a damn cake on my counter, sitting behind it with a cheshire grin and a happy birthday on your tongue. 

12) Some say growing old is a bad thing, but I think it’s beautiful. Waking up every morning with you and seeing the way you’ve changed over the years, whether it’s the different light in your eyes or the crinkle at your eyes that wasn’t there before. You’re beautiful. 

13) I know that we said that you’d do the dishes, but at least I can give some moral support here with my hands wrapped around your waist, your back to my chest. 

14) Agonizingly, the sun’s streaming through the curtains straight into my eyes. But before I can curse it out, I notice that it’s highlighting your features. The slope of your nose and the soft parting of your lips as you snooze. Maybe the sun can do this some more, actually. 

15) Rain might be soaking my hair and making my shirt cling to me in all the wrong places, but there’s hair in your eyes and you’re grinning so electrically. There’s nowhere I rather be–even inside, dry, and warm. Not when your laugh’s ringing through the night sky like this. 

16) You want a pet. I don’t want a pet. But when you look at me like that with those big eyes and clasped hands, I can’t say no. I really need to get better at this. 

17) We’re at the altar and my hands won’t stop shaking; there’s a knot in my throat that won’t disappear no matter how hard I try to swallow it away. You grin and reach out, fingers wrapping around my own, and like tangible courage, the words just come like that to me. 

18) You want to compare our hands after someone commented on how small/big your hands were. It’s not my fault that my first idea was to lock my fingers with your own, okay? 

19) Remember yesterday when I told you that staying up until the birds sang their God-awful song was a bad idea? Yeah, now I can see that you’re really regretting it. Well, here’s a coffee? I hope it makes up for the way that I’m pretty sure your eyebags have eyebags. 

20) I never knew what it was like to be loved, at least, not like this. But you make me realize what I missed out on in all the little things you do; making me breakfast, not because you have to, but because you want to. Picking out little things that you’d think I’d like. Delivering lunch to me at work because I stupidly forgot my bag in the kitchen. Pressing kisses to my cheek, and curling up next to me at night.

DIALOGUE  

21) “I love you.” 

22) “You make me feel loved.” 

23) “I never knew that someone could make me feel so… happy.” 

24) “You’re beautiful, you know?” 

25) “There’s no other place I’d rather be, okay?” 

26) “I’d do anything and everything for you.” 

27) “Can I help?” 

28) “Dance with me?” 

29) “You know it’s raining, right? Why do you want to dance?” 

30) “That’s awfully close for someone in dish-water-flinging distance.” 

31) “Never thought I’d be one of those people who dance in the kitchen. Guess I was wrong.” 

32) “I’ll be home soon.” 

33) “Wait for me?” 

34) “Just close your eyes, and I’ll be there before you know it.” 

35) “Let me worry about you.” 

36) “Please go to sleep early tomorrow.” 

37) “Did– did you break in? To sing me happy birthday?” 

38) “I’m willing to be a felon for you.” 

39) “Oh my god, you’re serious.” 

40) “This is… for me?” 

41) “You look good in that.” 

42) “Here, I got something for you.” 

43) “If you start crying, I’m going to start crying.” 

44) “My makeup will start running, please–” 

45) “Oh, here come my waterworks.” 

46) “I’m sorry, you’re just so beautiful.” 

47) “I think my brain’s turning off because of you.” “That a good or a bad thing?” “Good. Definitely good.” 

48) “I love it when we cuddle, you know?”

[writingpromptneeds]

'the thing' (1982) prompts. 💉

'Poor baby, you're startin' to lose it, aren't you?' 'Get a hold of somebody.' 'I'm just lettin' you know we're takin' a chance.' 'It'll clear as soon as you get up.' 'Well, it's gettin' late. Let's hurry it up.' 'Is that a man in there or something?' 'I know how this one ends.' 'We can't learn anything from this.' 'They're fallin' outta the skies like flies.' 'That's gonna win somebody the Nobel Prize.' 'They're not dead yet.' 'Get back! Stay back!' 'Well, you go on. I'll be in in a minute.' 'Nobody gets in and outta here.' 'You guys think I'm crazy.' 'That thing wanted to be us.' 'Come on, man, you don't wanna hurt anybody.' 'I don't know who to trust.' 'You gonna let him give the orders?' 'Just take it easy.' 'I know I'm human.' 'This thing doesn't want to show itself.' 'Nobody trusts anybody now.' 'Who says I want you goin' with me?' 'I don't wanna stay out here any more.' 'There's nothing wrong with me.' 'Great! Now what are we gonna do?' 'We'll be in as soon as we can.' 'Close that door.' 'This is just what it wants! To pit us against each other.' 'Don't argue with him.' 'I guess you're okay.' 'This is pure nonsense.' 'How'd he get out?' 'We're not gettin' outta here alive.' 'You the only one who made it?' 'I don't think we're in much shape to do anything about it.' 'Why don't we just...wait here for a little while?'

[thetoaddaddy]

i got smut headcanons qd but another one i keep forgetting about is Jiraiya getting mad horny during wet spring when frog mating season happens. Bro would be a menace. He is one with the forgs.

[crownmemes]

Crime Drama Archetype Aesthetics

(Bold what applies to your muse, italics for things that apply situationally and/or only in certain verses. Repost, don't reblog!)

The Hero a small home full of medals // the scent of justice // the adrenaline rush before busting a crime scene // trusting in the team // sworn oaths // the city's skyline from the roof of the police station // radio chatter // protecting those who can't protect themselves // a last stand // crime scene tape

The Rulebreaker a revolver resting in the drawer // the taste of cheap whiskey // constant reminders of past mistakes // a shadowy figure in the alley // being known in every bar // a fight in the backroom // blood on leather gloves // your name whispered in the underworld // broken laws for the greater good // an act of defiance against the system

The Oddball a drawer full of candy wrappers // an unexpected knack for solving cases // a fascination with the improbable // the comfort in eccentricity // midnight oil burning for a case // chaotic notes leading to the truth // a genius in their own world // the thrill of a new challenge // the final piece of the puzzle falling into place // a colourful scarf among the grey suits

The Bad Tempered worn out gloves from punching the bag // a growl in the voice // a reputation that precedes you // a fist through the wall // harsh words with a caring undertone // a cigarette burning in the ashtray // the anger that fuels everything // a grudge held too long // begrudging respect from colleagues // an unexpected show of loyalty

The Mourning working late nights // a plan that doesn't include going home // being unable to return to the way things once were // a whiskey bottle in the bottom drawer // the cold touch of a gravestone // silence in a room once filled with laughter // old photographs gathering dust // the echo of a voice no longer there // a past that refuses to be forgotten // knowing that nobody knows what to say

The World-Weary a flask of strong coffee // a siren in the distance // the familiar smell of gunpowder // a smoker's cough // secrets buried deep // a sigh of frustration // a heavy sense of cynicism // crime scene photos that haunt dreams // a stare that has seen too much // a cold case reopened

The Doctor the sharp smell of chemicals // a doctor's coat stained with blood // hands that have tried to mend too many // the solemn silence of the dead // precision in every movement // the precise language of medicine // a race against time // the responsibility of life and death // blood spatters on white walls // an oath never to be broken