#rp. (ran)

[words-writ-in-starlight]

listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN

I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.

I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.

[nombitenary]

THANK YOU ALL FOR 143 FOLLOWERS SEEMINGLY OVERNIGHT WHAT THE FUCK. WHERE DID YOU PEOPLE COME FROM. thank you all for sticking around and being so kind to myself and my lil guy! Here's a quick doodle of him celebrating. I think he deserves to be about that full of little guys <3

[the-speedster-god]

Hello hello, Hermes here. Kinda busy right now, but leave a message after that beep, would ya?

📨¹

🅽🅰🅼🅴: Hermes

🅰🅶🅴: Too old for you.

🅿🅰🆁🅴🅽🆃🅰🅶🅴: Zeus and Maia

🆁🅴🅰🅻🅼 🅾🅵 🅲🅾🅽🆃🆁🅾🅻: boundaries, roads, travelers, merchants, thieves, athletes, shepherds, dreams, commerce, speed, cunning, language, oratory, wit, messages, wrestling and many more things. But I think you get the point. Also work as a psychopomp by the way.

🅲🅷🅸🅻🅳🆁🅴🅽: Evander, Pan, Hermaphroditus, Abderus, Autolycus, Eudoros, Angelia, Myrtilus, Palaestra, Aethalides, Arabius, Astacus, Bounos, Cephalus, Cydon, Pharis, Polybus, Prylis, and Saon. Love my kids 🫶

(PJO children of Hermes included)

People I know (I know many people, actually, I just want to know who else is here-):

@cloak-of-ares some guy/j

@hebe-star GUYS IF SHE LEARNS SOMETHING SHE SHOULDN'T, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

@heraaaaaaaa my step-mom (what do you see in him??? 🤢🤮)

@madson-of-hermes-notluke my child :DD (who likes me!!)

@green-child-of-aphrodite one of my Champions, Alex!

@the-hottest-olympian haha got your cattle >:)

@dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine moody dude I used to babysit :/

@xolues-child-of-aelous another champion of mine, Xolues!

@muscalfoxes child of said moody guy I babysat that I give Moly to! :D

@flower-of-my-eye My sweet, sweet daughter <3

(OOC- Hey there! This is a RP blog. Hermes is basically based on my view of him, how he would act, greek mythology wise. Though PJO and Epic RP blogs are welcome to interact! Peace out ✌️)

Tag: Hermes ran by tho

[endurae]

vashwood week day 1: smoke

[saturnniidae]

Boovtwt fascinates me.

[cherrirui-official]

Sometimes i remember i have roblox

[movntaindrew]

I mean this in the nicest way possible but this Carnival chick is pretty dumb, I wonder how she’s not caught yet…

[fatedprinceofhearts]

Making this list so that I can roast people easier

The best person to exist @fatedprinceofhearts My pretty pretty pretty gorgeous girlfriend (who asked me to call her pink shorty instead) @balladedurenard Guy @vampirel00rd My biggest fan @the-unbittenfruit Sucker @theunwedbride Fu- I mean, get lost @princeapollothearcher Another asshole @legendarydante She whose name we do not speak @cindetella Another name we do not speak @auroravalor

[sketchy-toasters]

Based on events in a Spooky Month rp server. John had Skiddad in custody for about a day before he escaped- Rip

[dukealicious]

Ya like jazz

Okay! Firstly!

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Can anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Check it out.

[lordarsonizzzzt]

vulture through some ages of life

patches on his 18 drawing are his frens so far, if anyone wants in. go ahead

[roscvcins]

【 … 】 but no matter what you choose, you will 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 be 𝙼𝙾𝚂𝚃 𝙸𝙼𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃𝙰𝙽𝚃 to me. 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴 𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙼𝙰𝚈 ⸻ I will always, always 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 to you.

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[lilycove-living]

@soda-poison-type witnessing just how bad i can mess up pokeblocks

[helldustedstories]

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[morningstarnomore]

idk I just think it's so much more interesting if the canon didn't end up being "lucifer devil >:( lucifer bad" as a result of the Cage. that's where my headcanon is that the Cage was the thing torturing Sam, and it tortured Lucifer and Michael and Adam all the same. I am willing to ignore so much of canon for the complex Lucifer we were presented with in season 5. and for a more complex relationship of two broken creatures, built for each other, built to be the forgotten fallen son, finding each other. and only through this union can they exhume all the trauma and toxicity in their souls and find a way to be more than their fates. together

[mokke-often]

We are mokke. We post pictures often. Follow us to support our mission in erasing number 7. Give us candy