#rufus t. firefly

[nepalsaysrawr]

Israel vs. Palestine? Hah! Forget it.

Instead, how about supporting Freedonia instead? Y'see, Freedonia is under attack by the armed forces of Sylvania as a bid to put it under the Sylvanian flag (THEIR FLAG!) and you know we all don't want this to happen. Freedonia, for more than a thousand years, has been the land of the Brave and Free, so keep this freedom up and running as soon as possible, feel free to share this post to the whole world! Or you're a heartless monster who's also pro-Sylvanian! Yay!

(also a nice lil graphic for any of you kewl freedonia supporters to show how much you really care)

[tobalius]

[mrmusikita]

Recomendación Musical: Polvo de diamantes - Rufus T. Firefly https://ift.tt/Ytg260D

[vampireassistant]

watching rejects as per usual and why was humor risk listed on the marx bros list thats literally an unreleased lost film

[charactersmashorpass]

"I know Groucho Marx does it for some people, I'm just curious to see how deep that vein runs."

[slashingdisneypasta]

Question!

No 'i just wanna see the results' option, I need answers.

[familymeansnoonegetsleftbehind]

Hii!! I dont know if youre accepting requests, but id like to request a moodboard with themes of a one sided relationship of the characters rufus t firefly / bob roland ( groucho marx / zeppo marx ) from duck soup, thank you !!

Yes I am! I hope I did it well, I couldn’t decide between these two <3

[chungkong-nl]

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Rufus T. Firefly is named president/dictator of bankrupt Freedonia and declares war on neighboring Sylvania over the love of wealthy Mrs. Teasdale.

Director: Leo McCarey Stars: Groucho Marx, Harpo Marx, Chico Marx

[tragedianacional]

Most listened albums this week (May 29th - June 4th)

[bestofmidi]

submitted by @knightofgames !!!

Britney Spears Goes to Hell ("Kill Me Baby") Inspired by britney.mid Remixed and axe-murdered by Rufus T. Firefly r_t_f@hotmail.com

original midi at https://bitmidi.com/britney-spears-baby-one-more-time-hell-mix-mid

[gurumog]

The Marx Brothers in Duck Soup (1933) Paramount Pictures Dir. Leo McCarey

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly Harpo Marx as Pinky

[nokingsonlyfooles]

Wha... Wait... "A"??!?

A. One. Left out of the headline - because that would take a whole letter to specify! - and elucidated in the article. Yoink! Good news, a pause on a single shipment, but don't think we've lost our minds and intend to stop. And, giving me more Duck Soup flashbacks, the stated reason is that the BIG bombs kill too many people too fast.

"Good!" says the Rufus T. Firefly that lives in my brain. "Freedonia can't be concerned with putting these miserable people out of their misery! Let 'em suffer! Why, if it's precision you're after, we'll round 'em up and stab 'em to death with our knitting needles!"

Is that actually the reason? No. Pretty darn sure it's the protests and the election.

And Sanders is right there, in that political sweet spot he's allowed to occupy because he's a progressive who'll fall in line when the chips are down, saying this shit needs to stop but willing to call a genocide a "horrific war" for the optics. He's playing to stay in the room and keep doing the "harm reduction," but you'll forgive me for finding the strategy sickening under the circumstances.

"We're losing votes!" says Rufus T. Firefly. "Deploy the decoys and blow the Progressive Call!"

Harpo blows a kazoo that somehow goes, "UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE! SOCIAL JUSTICE! PEACE ON EARTH! NO NUKES!"

"Hey, boss, that sounds pretty good," says Chicolini. "Are we gonna do any of that?"

"What? Pfft! No!" Firefly brandishes a blunderbuss. "Just look busy and wait for a few leftists to land. We'll blow 'em away!"

Chicolini rubs his paws together. "Oh, boss, we're gonna eat like kings!"

"Shut your mouth! Filthy monarchist! We're gonna eat like Liberal Democrats with no accountability!" Aside, "Hand me my crown!"

All postmodern absurdity aside, it's the protests and the election. If you're visible (and if you're allowed, because some campuses are clearing out "outside agitators" who don't like genocides but lack a student ID) PLEASE STAY VISIBLE. MAKE NOISE. And I thank you from the bottom of my distant, sick, invisible heart.

[vampireassistant]

List of names Rob Zombie used or referenced in House of 1000 Corpses/The Devil's Rejects + where they're from:

The last name "Firefly" is from Duck Soup, 1933

Captain Spaulding -> Captain Spaulding (Animal Crackers - 1930), Ringo (Stagecoach - 1939)

Otis B. Driftwood -> Otis B. Driftwood (A Night at the Opera - 1935), Mr. Hammer (The Cocoanuts - 1929), J. Cheever (At The Circus - 1939), Quincy Wagstaff (Horse Feathers - 1932)

Baby Firefly -> Vera-Ellen (Vera-Ellen, actress/dancer known for lip syncing, who also starred in the Marx brothers film Love Happy), Baby Jane (Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? - 1962), Bunny (Love Happy - 1949)

Mama Firefly -> Gloria Teasdale (Duck Soup - 1933), Eve Wilson (Marx Brothers Go West - 1940)

Rufus "RJ" Firefly -> Rufus T. Firefly (Duck Soup - 1933)

The Professor (Earl) -> The Professor (Animal Crackers - 1930)

Ravelli -> Signor Emanuel Ravelli (Animal Crackers - 1930), Ravelli (The Big Store - 1941)

Charlie Altamont -> Wolf J. Flywheel (The Big Store - 1941)

Doctor Satan/S. Quentin Quale -> S. Quentin Quale (Marx Brothers Go West - 1940)

Grandpa Hugo -> Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush (A Day at the Races - 1937) (Hugo's is quite interesting since he was originally intended to be Doctor Satan, I'm assuming thats why his name was derived from a character with the Doctor title)

[the-richie]

“You know, you haven’t stopped talking since I came here? You must’ve been vaccinated with a phonograph needle!”

~ Rufus T. Firefly, Duck Soup

[slashingdisneypasta]

I uh... Did not tell you that I'm sipping for one more Firefly clan member. I don't think you'll be able to guess (though I wouldn't be surprised if you were able to as well, as I'm pretty sure he'd be the next most simpable clan member).

Actually, you know what? Go ahead and look away from this ask and spend some time trying to guess who I'm talking about. And if/when you do answer this, I want you to be honest with me on whether or not you got it.

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You're back? Ok. The one that I've been fantazing about next to Baby and Mama is....

Rufus 'RJ' Junior.

He- HE IS SO DAMN HUGE HANNAH!!! AND STRONG!!!! HE LIFTED A WHOLE ASS MAN ABOVE HIS HEAD AND THREW HIM IN A COFFIN!! Holy fucking shit that is H O T. And- And- he's a hunter??? Or at least that's what I'm gathering with his hunting rifle, bear skin, and hiding in the bushes. I mean, the Firefly's had to get all those taxidermy animals from somewhere, and I doubt they bought them. So I'm also gonna say he knows how to build a campfire (😏😏😏)

Rufus also has a deep voice?? He barely speaks in the movie (which gives him the 'silent sexy character' point that Patchy Stabbinton has), but when he does, HOLY MOLY it does something to me. Especially when he told Jerry "Get in."!?!? Yes sir, I will climb in your bed- I MEAN that coffin- Unless you'd be willing to put me in there yourself~?

Brooooooo, he barely gets screen time. Tiny got more screen time than he did. But I feel like I'm in love with this behemoth of a man, too. And with your fanfiction, i feel like i was falling in love with Foxy before I even saw the third movie- and I did. Why are all these Firefly's so damn hot, Hannah!?!? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Omg those 😏😏😏😏 faces at building a campfire!!!! XDDD You know I agree XD Hunters 💕💕😏 XD

AND AH! RUFUS!!! YOU'RE SO RIGHT ABOUT HIM! I didn't guess him 😅 I guessed Foxy 😅😅😅 BUT YES. Do you remember that one poll I made that was, like, 'Best kisser in the Firefly family?' Well I picked Foxy- but it was between him and Rufus XD He just seems very... in control XD He's definitely without sympathy for their victims but I don't think he's as insane as the rest of the family XD

Rufus is absolutely the next most simpable Firefly XDD If I wasn't going to work right now I would get more into it!!!! But I'm begging you- if y o u happen to have thoughts about this hunter- please do share XD !!!!!

Oh

Man.

All the members of this family are gorgeous no doubt XD Rob Zombie set us up for disaster XDD

(And- side note- in Devils Rejects he's played by TYLER MANE!?? HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF THAT MAN?? THATS RZ'S MICHAEL MYERS. HOLY MOLY)

[tonnibw]

Rufus T. Firefly - Magnolia

Que per a trobar música no cal anar massa lluny és quelcom que fa temps que m’ho aplico, i com a mostra la proposta d’avui.Rufus T.Firefly és d’aquells grups que no has de deixar de seguir mai i malgrat que encara no he tingut l’oportunitat de veure’ls en directe, prova del cotó per a una definitiva valoració, em rendeixo plenament a la seva música.Funcionen des de el 2006 i amb ja 8 treballs…