#rusty/kris

[sportsthoughts]

Day 87 of offseason gifs - In The Room S05E05 - the pens throw a party to watch the 2016 superbowl!

[ehghtyseven]

some Night of Assists gems:

geno complaining it was too dark to see which chips were which jason & rusty are confused how to play craps (lbr, all of us were) kappy ruling at roulette sid & jake helping everyone cheat big style on spin the wheel kris ‘bitch you’re not really gonna twist on that hand are you?’ letang

[zombvibes]

sorry haven’t posted stuff so take these notes app doodles <3

[coffee-at-annies]

Sorry apparently it’s “which cartoon character would you want to spend a day with” not what’s your favorite cartoon character. Anyway the boys are as follows:

Rusty - Tasmanian Devil

PO - Johnny Test (PO had to explain who this was to Potash)

Sid - Bugs Bunny (he’s always been a big fan)

EK - Maui from Moana (he also wants to meet Dwayne Johnson so it’s a two for the price of one sorta thing)

Geno - refused to answer before Potash even asked the question but changed to Tom and only Tom from Tom and Jerry

Jars - Tom and Jerry (he imagines the day spent together would be exactly as depicted on his mask - lots of running around)

Tanger - “sorry but I don’t watch cartoons” (refused to answer)

Jake - Super Mario (bounces around like Jake does on the ice - plus he used to play it a bunch on the plane)

Cookie - Stewie Griffin

Ned - Tom and Jerry (Potash did call him out about as the third T&J answer, asking if it was Tristan’s mask. He said its the first thing that popped into his head)

Nieto - SpongeBob or Eric Cartman

[yabagofmilfs]

I think Dubas is trying to hype Smitty up so he’s better trade bait

you’re probably right (and i hope he’s successful), but he didn’t need to mention geno at all to accomplish that. he could have said “there were some struggles early on with reilly on the 2nd line, but the fit with puustinen and eller has been much better” or something along those lines.

im not disagreeing with what he said, reasons aside geno did play poorly in november, but i don’t care for kyle denigrating one player to hype up another. if that happened in any other context, if a CEO did the same with their employees for example, we’d call that what it is.

i know im sensitive about geno and that makes me incredibly biased (to say the least ha) but i don’t think we can have it both ways—we can’t give kyle credit for being a master strategist and also not acknowledge there’s some level of intentionality in what he chooses to say.

[somedancingpineapple]

Error Chara: Welcome Back KFC gang! Do you have some interesting stories from when you were all gone?

Kris doesn't like the gremlin.

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[hazel2468]

Okay I gotta just... I saw one of the prompt on the list I just posted and I have to like right now so here-

17. Tucking their hands beneath the other person’s shirt, just to watch them break the kiss and gasp in surprise at the sensation of cold/warm hands on their skin.

The leather of the chair tugged at Avery's skin as they settled into Kris' lap, book laid hastily on the small table beside them, mug of tea nudged precariously close to the edge.

"Excuse me," Kris muttered, batting at Avery's tail as it flicked up and against her cheek. "I was getting to the good part."

"Oh, the good part?" Avery grinned, lazily draping her arms around Kris' shoulders. "I didn't know history books had 'good parts'. Tell me about it?" Kris sighed.

"Well, before I was so rudely interrupted I was finally getting to that account of the Battle of-!"

Avery cut her off with a growl and a kiss, fingers sliding into her hair, knees tight at her hips. There was a moment of frustrated struggle, something about "battle tactics" spluttered against Avery's mouth, but Kris gave in, like she always did. Rude interruption or not, Avery was warm, and rolling her hips in a way that suggested that she really didn't intend to let Kris remain in the library for much longer.

"Insufferable." Kris bit out between kisses, now returning them eagerly.

"You seem to suffer me quite well." Avery hissed back, stealing a few quick nips down her wife's neck before returning to her lips. Kris sighed in defeat, pulling Avery closer, hands trailing up her thighs, over her hips, sliding under her shirt to press eagerly into copper-sheen skin-

"THOSE ARE COLD!" Avery shot backwards like a startled cat with a yelp, nearly falling out of Kris' lap and onto the coffee table with an indignant snarl. Kris watched, surprised, before breaking into a smile. "No. No, don't you give me that look-"

"What's cold?" Kris asked, hooking a leg around Avery's middle. Trapping her. "Oh, you mean these?" She shoved her hands back under Avery's shirt and laughed as they squealed, easily ducking their tail as it whipped towards her head.

"Kris Tallstag get those fucking ice blocks away from me you fucking fuCKER NO!"

Avery twisted loose, flipping Kris the bird before scampering off, presumably to find a blanket. Satisfied, Kris picked up her book again, already resolved to go stick her hands in the snow outside before going upstairs to bed.

[bruisedconscience-reblogs]

THE RUSTY TIME SKIP MY BELOVED THEY DID IT IM SO GLAD THEY KNEW WHAT I WANTED AND THEY TRULY DELIVERED

[sportsthoughts]

Day 86 of offseason gifs - In The Room S05E05

[shortansweet]

No but the fact...when i joined desiblr i had so many mutuals and so many close ones and all of them left literally like there are just 5 people remaining

[thebetawolfgirl]

Quietly Yours

Pairings: Timmy x Reader.

Warnings: Smut.

A/N: I’m so rusty I’m practically a fossil.

Quietly Yours.

It was finally over. Brian had told him finally the contract had been terminated between him and Kylie Jenner as he was just coming out of rehearsal for his Dylan project.

He was finally free, it felt as if he could breath fresh air again hearing the news. But most importantly, as soon as his agent told him he couldn’t get to his car fast enough, when he usually treated his guitar with care and love he practically threw it into the back seat before driving off to the most important person in his world besides his family.

Y/n was sitting in the back garden of her house munching on her snack of carrot sticks and hummus dip as she read through the latest sent script when she heard Timmy’s car pull into her drive, she shuffled off her lounger and stood up frowning. Timmy wasn’t due back for another hour, he was supposed to be in rehearsal for at least another hour for his Bob Dylan Biopic.

‘Y/N!’ Timmy barged through the front door shouting out her name frantically looking through all the rooms on the bottom floor of her home.

‘Timothée?’ She ran through from the kitchen coming from the garden and she looked like a spring Goddess Timmy thought as he painted watching her run over to him and melted when she wrapped her arms around his neck.

‘Baby? What’s wrong I thought you had rehearsals for another hour?’

She looked at him before he nuzzled her neck breathing her in and heard him mumble something.

‘What?’ She pulls his face up to hers to make him look at her.

‘We’re free. Brian terminated the contract with Kris. We’re finally free, my Queen.’

She gasped as he let his face fall into her neck again inhaling her unique scent.

‘Wha- she- it’s, it’s over?’ She held him tightly stumbling back until she met the wall as he wrapped his arms around her waist humming in confirmation, she sighed and wrested her head against his shoulder running her hands up and down his back.

‘We can finally get back to normal and just be ourselves.’

He nodded and mumbled ‘At last!’

Timmy turned his head and began kissing along her neck holding her close against him while simultaneously pressing her against the wall as she let her head fall back giving him more access and ran her fingers through his thick curls, he had been letting his hair grow wild again for his latest project and she wasn’t complaining about it.

He moved his lips upwards and pressed his lips gently against hers, when she deepened the kiss opening her mouth for him, he gripped her waist and lifted her up against him while carrying her over to the large sofa without breaking the kiss and fell on top of her as she pulled him closer against her making her dress hike up her thighs.

He used his hands to clumsily push her dress further up her body before just ripping the front of her dress open tearing the buttons clean off and left sloppy kisses down her chest and torso. She pulled his hoodie off him along with his T-shirt and moved her fingers through his curls pushing them from his face as he slid back up towards her again to kiss her mouth hungrily, nibbling on her bottom lip, she ran her hands up and down his back before moving her hands to his pants and pushing them down his hips.

He hooked his fingers into her underwear and pulled them down her legs and tosses them on the floor before wrapping his arms around her waist and pushing into her as she wrapped her legs around him holding onto him, he began a steady pace thrusting into her slowly his breath picking up.

She held onto him by his shoulders as he thrust into her repeatedly kissing along her neck as she lay her head back against the arm of the sofa, she pulled him up to kiss his lips as he picked up his speed and roughness, causing her whole body begin to shake with the force of his thrusts making her gasp against his mouth and deepened the kiss opening her mouth.

‘Timmy’ she gasped running her fingers down his back digging her nails into his skin as he sat up and began slamming into her hard, his hair falling into his eyes panting hard. Y/n reached up and ran her hands down his chest and torso making him shiver and fall forward against her where she caught him in her arms gripping fistfuls of his hair between her fingers as he rammed his hips into hers and bit down on her neck as she came against him hard whining, him following after a few more thrusts both panting against each other.

They caught their breaths slowly as she held him against her sweat covered chest as his curls stuck to his forehead and face while he felt his heartbeat slow along with hers.

He moved his slightly and kissed along her jawline as she played with his hair gently.

‘I don’t want to go public yet.’

He mumbled against her neck.

‘No.’ She mumbled now rubbing his back.

‘At least for a bit. I just want you to myself for a little while longer.’

She smiled, and kissed the top of his head and pulled the throw over them.

‘I’m completely yours now.’ He nuzzled into her side pulling her closer against him.

She smiled again and whispered as they drifted off to sleep.

‘I will be quietly yours.’

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[goddessofhuntartimas]

reminiscence

Paring: klaus mikaelson x reader

Warning: drinking,fuff

Summary: you and klaus end up finding your selves reminiscing.

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Y/n pov:

Another day, another ball from none other than Klaus Mikaelson. I entered through the grand doors of the mansion as if it were just another day. I was wearing a dark forest green ball gown with a lace top that was perhaps a bit too revealing. I proceeded further, navigating through the throngs of people until I spotted the bar. I practically rushed towards it. The bartender greeted me with a smile. "A Rusty Nail, please," I requested. "Certainly," he replied. I offered him a gentle smile. "I should have known you would be here," a voice said. I turned and saw him. "Klaus," I acknowledged. "Hello, love," he responded. I gazed at him, a smile gracing my lips. Oh, how I love this man. "So, how are things?" I inquired. "Oh, you know, bloody and messy as usual," he replied with a smirk. "So the normal," I remarked. "Here you go," the bartender said, setting the drink in front of me. I picked it up and took a sip. I looked at Klaus, who had a big grin on his face. "What?" I asked, laughing a bit. He put my drink down, grabbed my hand, and led me to the dance floor. No words were exchanged, but instead, we just looked at each other as we flowed with the music. I heard the sound of rain coming from outside and got an idea in my head. I quickly ran out of the mansion, looking up at the sky and laughing. "Love, please stop with the games and come back inside," Klaus said. I looked at him and said, "Come on, Klaus, join me. It would be like old times."

Flash back:

"My father would be extremely upset if he were to witness our current actions," Klaus expressed his concern. "Please relax, everything will be fine. Let us dance," i said. He sighed as he pulled us into a dancing position. I couldn't help but giggle as we danced and danced in the rain, lost in our own world, with no worries or cares. We both came to a halt, gazing into each other's eyes. "I love you, Y/N," he whispered. "And I love you too," I replied. He leaned down, about to kiss me, when we heard a noise and we quickly ran off.

Current time:

He gazed downward at the ground, a grin spreading across his face as he shook his head. Then, he looked back up at me and began to walk closer. He stopped when he was just a foot away from me. "We were young," he said. "Yes, and we practically still are. We've barely aged since then," I replied, stating the truth. "I suppose you are correct. Do you know what I never got to do that night?" he asked me with a grin. "What?" I inquired softly. "This," he said, placing his hand on my cheek as he leaned down and kissed me. Our lips moved in sync, as if we had done this a million times before. We pulled apart, breathing heavily. "Did I mention you look exquisite tonight?" he smirked. "No, you did not. Thank you. You don't look so bad yourself," I smiled. "I love you, Klaus," i said.He leaned in to kiss me again. "And I love you," he replied. "Now, let's go back inside," he took my hand, leading us inside.

A/N:this one is kinda short to sorry

[somedancingpineapple]

Hey KFC trio did you know about the current situation of dcf?

You call out to your friends...

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[qpr-competition]

WELCOME TO THE QPR COMPETITION

the matchups in round 1 are as follows

part 1:

Aziraphale and Crowley from Good Omens vs Peri Dubois and Abel Moreau from Entropic Float

Sonic and Shadow from Sonic the Hedgehog vs Joan Watson and Sherlock Holmes from Elementary

Camilla Hect and Palamedes Sextus from The Locked Tomb series vs Riza Hawkeye and Roy Mustang from Fullmetal Alchemist

John Watson and Sherlock Holmes from ACD's collection of stories vs c!Ranboo and c!Tubbo from Dream SMP

Arthur Lester and John Doe from Malevolent podcast vs Polly and Yaretzi from Hello From The Hallowoods

Abed Nadir and Troy Barnes from Community vs ART and Murderbot from The Murderbot Diaries

Team Rocket from Pokémon vs Mane 6 Ensemble from My Little Pony

Timothy Stoker and Sasha James from The Magnus Archives vs The Doctor and The Master from Doctor Who

part 2:

Jesse Cosay and Lake from Infinity Train vs Joe Tazuna and Sara Chidouin from Your Turn To Die

Miles Edgeworth and Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney vs Kris and Susie from Deltarune

Oscar Wilde and Zolf Smith from Rusty Quill Gaming vs Mollymauk Tealeaf and Yasha Nydoorin from Critical Role

Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee from Lord Of The Rings vs Loid Forger and Yor Forger from Spy X Family

Hunter and Willow Park from The Owl House vs Arepo and God Of Arepo from Tumblr Folktales

Sakuko Kodama and Satoru Takahashi from Koisenu Futari | Two People Who Can't Fall In Love vs Compton Boole and Cassie O'Pia from Psychonauts

Lapis Lazuli and Peridot from Steven Universe vs Kazuki Kurusu and Rei Suwa from Buddy Daddies

Nepeta Leijon and Equius Zahhak from Homestuck vs The Scooby Gang from Scooby-Doo

see you at 6 pm GMT 17th February for the first half of the first round!

[yabagofmilfs]

It is as though in one question Taylor has captured the essence of each player’s personality. I am so delighted by every one of these.

Survey Says: Should NHL ease up on dress code?

Sid: I just like to feel like one of the boys. :) I want us all to look like we got ready in the same hotel room together. :)

Rusty: I am the eldest daughter and my answer will be something that pleases everyone without letting you know what I really think, thanks!

Desmith: I’m a cop.

Raks: whatever you americans want, I guess. I’m going to look good no matter what.

Dumo: I just want everyone to have a good time. :)

Jake: mom loves the suits so I do too

Jason: do you know how hot I could be if you let me dress in my own street style?

Tristan Jarry: It's not my decision.

Jars: 

Pojo: I am an angel baby sunshine boy and I like following the rules ☺️

Kris: like I would let any of you 4s ever forget that I serve the nastiest, drippiest cunt in the game. I have never and will never lift my foot from your necks, and you’re welcome for it.

[sportsthoughts]

Day 52 of offseason gifs - In The Room S04E04