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pinazee · 2 years
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Spock: Doctor Mccoy, are you sure there isnt something down there you can use to climb out?
Mccoy: oh wait! Heres a grappling hook! Oh ho ho! And heres an escalator! Silly me!
Kirk: we’re about to die bones! Do you really want your last words to be sarcastic?
Bones: nnNNNOOOooo
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ryllen · 10 months
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Try to pull him for the fifth time, ended up shoved to Jack SSR instead
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icarusredwings · 5 days
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Thinking about Gabby becoming Wade's. As in, Everyone knows that Laura is a copy and paste of Logan. Meanwhile, Gabby lowkey takes after her stepdad.
He's such a girl dad. Their family consits of 3 little girls and all three of them yell "Yay!" When Wade asks "Who wants to commit a murder?!"
Logan not only has Gabby but also Ellie now, and you know damn well he's being forced to paint his nails and play WWE in the same hour with these two, sometimes by oppisite girls. And he doesn't mind at all.
I HC she's from a hook up during the time Vanessa and Wade were broken up. He honestly didn't think there would be any consequences, and now he has the best daughter ever. (Who's favorite hero is CANONICALLY The Wolverine and owns a shit ton of Spiderman merch) If you know the lore, you know what happens with Carmelita Camacho, if not, look up Eleanor Camacho, Deadpool's Biological daughter.
Wade with Ellie:
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You can not tell me that these three wouldn't have been the bestest sisters ever!! Technically, Ellies is the youngest, being like 9. Gabbys 13 and Lauras upwards of 22 by now.
Wade with Gabby:
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I just know that these two are a NIGHTMARE at parent teacher conferences.
Wade: *grabs him by the tie and threatens his life* Okay bye Scott! And don't you ever give my daughter detention ever again!!
Scott: *blinks* But she keeps stabbing people...
Wade: And that's her god-given right! Isn't it Gabs?
Gabby: YEAH!
Meanwhile, Logan with Ororo-
Ororo: It seems that Miss Ellie is very..... Creative...
Logan: *raises eyebrow*
Ororo: *gestures to Ellie happily colouring on the wall a massive fight scene with her dads, spiderman, and a bunch of other heros*
Logan: Oh, so thats what happened to their bedroom wall... *is secretly proud*
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basoogil · 1 month
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starlight-tequila · 4 months
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I'm probably extremely right and extremely wrong
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agoodgirlhasnoname · 6 months
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I wanna gag, I wanna choke. I want you to touch that little dangly dang that swag in the back of my throat.
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fumifooms · 5 months
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I WENT TO A COOOOON I finished pinning my bag just in time for it!! It was a small one but still my first one ever omg it was great. Someone recognized Marcille but not Chilchuck </3 People judged my ships on 3 different instances for 3 different ships, I got visibly emotional over Alois Trancy, I bought a Denji figure, it was great
I have preordered keychains and whatnot on the way still so I’ll def be updating my itabag composition + moving stuff around sort of soon, will give an update once it’s freshened up! Info on all the merch + some extra pics under read more Blue & green <3
Second pic is two custom badges I drew!! Never had bubble tea before so it acts as a con souvenir, + blorbos
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The itabag: link, by Iconografi
Bootlegs but artist is bkub
Bootlegs of official merch
Official art but edited to make nice badges (I thought the anime celebration artwork ones were official ngl
Keychains by 118ween
Keychains by Sleepywyrm, link
Loot Anime crate pin
Keychains by SolelleArt, link
Keychains by ACertainSheep, link
Keychain and charms by Aguichart
Ok that’s it for now~ To quote a buddy:
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I’m not used to having such high quality figures…… He fits so perfectly in my hand 🥹
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csyakult · 8 months
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✻ ⌣ 🦦 ˚ 𖤛
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I drew the US Presidents ⁉️⁉️
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Constructive criticism is not allowed ⁉️⁉️(Because I only draw for fun lol, not mad or anything tho)
I couldn't tag anymore presidents 💔💔
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ryllen · 9 months
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.+💚. Green .💚+.
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fxoye · 2 days
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RAHHHH IT’S FINALLY HERE EVERYONE. IF YOU SEE TYPOS SHUT UP MY HEAD HURTS I HAVE BEEN EDITING FOR THE PAST 8 HOURS PLEASE HAVE MERCY MY BELOVEDS 🫶🏻🫶🏻😭😭
Chapters: 1/1 (completed / one-shot)
Fandom: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series
Rating: Explicit
Relationship: James T. Kirk/Spock
Tags: Omegaverse, A/B/O, ABO, Mating Cycles/In Heat, rut cycles, Pon Farr, Omega!Jim, Alpha!Spock, Sex Pollen, explicit - Freeform, Smut, a/b/o dynamics, Porn With Plot, Sexual Tension, Mind Meld, UST, That eventually becomes, RST, There Was Only One Bed, One Shot, T'hy'la (Star Trek), Fingering, Coming Untouched, Fluff, Biting, Marking, Knotting, Dual POV
Summary:
Captain James T. Kirk has a secret: he's an Omega masquerading as an Alpha. For years, he's fooled everyone - even his Vulcan First Officer. But when the Enterprise answers a distress call from a planet with aphrodisiac pollen, Kirk's dirty little secret begins to crumble.
With his suppressants failing and Spock's keen senses on high alert, can Kirk keep his true nature hidden? Or will this mission expose more than just the captain's hidden biology?
Word count: 31,233
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kushami-hime · 7 months
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When K/aminari organizes a huge party one weekend outside of town, B/akugou catches a ride with Todoroki only for them to get caught up in a traffic jam from hell. It wouldn't be so awkward and boring...if a new air freshener wasn't setting B/akugou's nose off.
CW: Sneezing, short build ups, car horns/car sounds, T/odo being oblivious and innocent, B/akugou being pissy and annoyed (what else is new), nose blowing, sniffling, one super gross sniffle (if I recall), tissue noises, sneezing into hands, sneezing into tissues, T/odobaku if you squint
I live!...for now! Until I get unmotivated and vanish again! I never meant to be MIA with you guys, guess I just got distracted by my vanilla stuff...The main reason I havent been recording is because of these damn nosebleeds, even with my humidifier I still get them every time I try to record so idk what to do about that x-x but anyway, this was a request from an anon I believe, hope you all enjoy!
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jujitto · 1 year
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𝖠 𝖫𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝖢𝗈𝗆𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗍 | 🎧 . !! 𝖲𝗁𝖾̂𝗇 𝖰𝗎𝖺́𝗇𝗋𝗎𝗂̀
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—★! 𝗐𝖼 ! 𝟣.𝟢𝗄
—★! 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀 ! 𝗇𝗈𝗇𝖾!
—★! 𝗌𝗒𝗇𝗈𝗉𝗌𝗂𝗌 ! 𝗒/𝗇 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗂𝗋𝖾𝖽. 𝗌𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗈𝗅 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗄 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈𝗈 𝗆𝗎𝖼𝗁 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗁𝖾𝗋. 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖽𝗈 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗒𝖾𝗍 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖻𝖺𝗋𝖾𝗅𝗒 𝖽𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍. 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗍. 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗏𝗂𝖽𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗁𝖾𝗋.
—★! 𝖺𝗇 ! 𝗋𝖾𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝟦 @hannahhbahng! 𝗂 𝗁𝗈𝗉𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗂𝗍! 💕☺️
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Y/N didn't feel like trying anymore. She was tired and just wanted to sleep...no cry. Yeah, that's all she wanted to do. Crying is all she felt like doing. Pushing the door open to the empty space, she was met with silence. Y/N sighed, tossing her bag down by the door, as she shuffled her way through the apartment.
Ricky wasn't home, but he usually was. He would always meet her at the door with a kiss and smile. It had become their routine over the last few months of their living together. But this was the first time she was greeted with nothing but silence. No smiling boyfriend to ask about her day. Especially when she needed him the most. Y/N sighed, going to rummage through her bag for her textbooks.
As a way to distract herself. And yet she struggled to stay focused. The words on the page began to blur and become a jumble of nonsense. Her mind and heart were tired of learning. She just wanted to do something other than University work.
‘Where is he?’ She wondered as she pushed the textbooks away from her. Y/N’s head came to lay against the cool surface of the table. Her fingers traced little shapes into its surface. A long sigh left her lips. The apartment was quiet, the only sound being her breathing. The silence was too much for her to bear so she pulled out her phone to text him.
She quickly typed out a message, sighing as she read it.
**Will you be home soon?**
The message seemed so innocent. And yet to her, she felt as though it came off as her being clingy. She hadn't meant for it to come out that way. She just wanted her boyfriend home. But it was too late to delete the already sent message. Seconds later, her phone buzzed with the sound of a message coming through.
She looked at the device, her eyes reading the message.
**Are you okay? Do you need me to come home?**
**Can you?** Y/N was quick to reply, a wave of embarrassment hitting her as reread the message. Gosh, she sounded so clingy. She hated it. She felt pathetic. Her phone vibrated in her hand.
**Be there soon.**
She had gotten what but why did she feel as if she shouldn't have texted him? Y/N shouldn't have to call him to soothe her tiredness and take her away from this irritating world. And that was her problem. She always needed him to soothe her frustration and needed him to hold her in his arms.
She just wanted him. Time seemed to go slow as she awaited his arrival. Y/N waited for minutes, which seemed to turn into hours for her. The silence was driving her crazy. Some part of her couldn't hold back the tears anymore. So she let them go. The tears streamed down her cheeks and onto the table.
Everything seemed to blur as she cried. So much so that she didn't hear the door opening or the sound of approaching footsteps until she was wrapped in a warm embrace.
Ricky gently shushed her, his thumb wiping away her tears. Y/N just cried in his arms, as she wrapped her arms around his neck, pulling him closer. Tears had begun to soak his shirt as he held her.
Ricky just held her, that's what he normally did. It became their little thing. Whenever life or school got too hard, he was always the first person she would go to. He would hold her until she calmed down enough to talk or just be there for her.
He didn't know how she felt, and he probably never would but the fact that he comforted her and did his best to try to understand was enough for her. Her cries began to cease, and the tears had stopped streaming down her cheeks.
Y/N pulled back slightly from his embrace, her head resting on his chest. “Do you want to talk about it?” Ricky asked as his hand rubbed soothing circles on her back. Y/N sighed, shaking her head.
Ricky knew that would be her answer. She never wanted to talk about what was bothering her, it was something Ricky never understood. Silence settled over them, Ricky’s hand still rubbing circles on her back. “I-it’s all stressful.” She stuttered. Ricky didn't say anything as he listened.
He always listened whenever she decided to open up. Him just listening always seemed to bring her comfort. “University, work, everything is stressful. I-i just need a break from it all.” Her voice tried as she trailed off.
Y/N was tired. She didn't feel like talking, crying, or anything anymore. She just wanted to sleep and forget. Forget her stress, her troubles. Everything. Ricky hummed, his arms pulling her closer. Some part of him wasn't sure what to say.
But then again the other part of him did. “Maybe you should. I know it's probably not what you want to hear but maybe it's what you need to hear.” Ricky spoke. Y/N sighed, knowing what he was saying was true. For the last few months, she had been pushing herself non-stop.
She needed to stop and take some time for herself. She sighed nodding as she looked up at him. A yawn left her, exhaustion starting to kick in. “Let’s go get some rest.” Ricky said, as his hand took hers.
Y/N nodded, following him to their shared bedroom. She sighed happily as she cuddled into the warmth of his embrace. Her mind and body could finally relax. The weight on her chest and mind had disappeared. Sleepily she spoke as she drifted off, “Thank you.” Ricky smiled, pulling her closer as he set a reminder. ‘Give y/n the break she deserves.’ Placing his phone down, he wrapped his arm tighter around her.
He was going to give y/n the break she deserved. He promised her that.
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I’ve been told a few times that my eyes are really pretty, I think they look best while looking up at you with my mouth full of your strap/cock 🥰🌸
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bluwus-art · 16 days
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Welcome to Clears 4th anniversary
B-Day Bash 😎🍨
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w1yre · 3 months
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(feel free to correct my italian, i used a translator LOL…yes mazie is italian :3)
mazie and barnaby wip!
i like to ship the two, but i like making their relationship dynamic where mazie denies her affection for him and is (or at least fakes being) annoyed by him even though she’s his close friend, and barnaby just loves her out loud and shows his affection all the time
mazie likes to crawl onto barnaby’s back and rest on him because she secretly enjoys how fluffy he is. the only price she pays is a teasing remark from barnaby and she just gets mad at him in return LOL
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