#s: thank you for everything

[trappper-johnathan]

Maybe someone should kiss him?

[ballpitwitch]

John Wick: Chapter 4 - Blu-ray Featurettes

[corviiids]

hi!!! all the fic updates/uploads recently have me bouncing off the walls i am so appreciative of all of them!!!! i just hope the procrastination doesn’t have terrible consequences, for your sake

I have this for you!

your dialogue is always so so entertaining i had to do something with it at least once!!! look i know it says slightly manic in the fic but i couldn’t help myself. idk maybe it is only slightly manic. he’s normal. a secret third thing. i’ll leave that judgement in your hands! :D

DUDE. dude. you genuinely have no idea what this did for me. this is exactly precisely the morale boost i needed because i in fact right now at this moment am trying to teach myself all of family law in one night. it's going bad. those are the terrible consequences you referred to

in all sincerity thank you so so much, for this fucking hilarious and incredible drawing (holy shit) but ALSO for your extremely kind words and i am so happy if you've been having fun with my fic :D but ALSO. for this drawing. im in tears. this is the perfect comic. ren startling in the background. goro's manic face. this is the correct level of mania. im feeling it right now. i will never be able to express my gratitude to you

(context this is a scene from my akeshu australian law school au yes you read that correctly)

[etherealspacejelly]

just did more chores in 30 minutes than i have done in the past month total. why is adhd such a wizard curse

[mortuarywriting]

Morg, seeing your cute little ear wiggle after good stories and that you nom and sneak off makes me so happy. I can't explain it other than "ahhh cute, I do agree."

I hope your nest of good stories is full and cozy. 💚

It is! Thank you!!

[satorisoup]

people will think im ordinary until they say one (1) thing about tmnt and all of a sudden im explaining the entire lore starting from the 1990’s movie & why donatello is the best turtle i fear… T^T

tag limit fights me… i must yap… please listen… SOB </3

[lemonycranberries]

yesterday i was jumpscared when i was at the supermarket and out of nowhere smalltown boy started blasting

[throwmethroughawindow]

sabo + ace fucking you preview

so it seems this little piece I've been working on came just in time because I'm feral for not only Ace (duh) but Sabo???? I would love to be used by them? Sabo's mean streak coupled with Ace's gentleness would be so fucking HOT.

I'm (s)CREAMING.

Here's the little preview of what I have written <3

“What did I say about drooling sweetheart?”

               The back of his hand was soft as he stroked along your cheek swiping away a few tears as he let his hand fall by your lips, wiping away the drool that was slipping down your chin. A soft ‘hm’ fell from his lips as you let out a garbled response, mouth too full to properly speak.

               “What? Is my cock too much for you to handle? Or is it Ace’s fault that you can’t help drooling all over the place?”

               The patronizing tone Sabo was using made you squirm in place, shaking your head a little as the ravenette in question continued a slow wet trail of kisses along your shoulders and on the back of your neck. Ace’s warm calloused palms were cupping your tits, flicking your sensitive nipples as Sabo pulled his cock out of your mouth with a wet ‘pop’. Slapping his cockhead against your lips, he chuckled softly at your pathetic whimpering .

[strxnged]

In the heart of the lush rainforests of Sumeru, where the verdant canopy kissed the heavens, there existed a hidden sanctuary of botanical wonders. Tighnari found solace among the towering trees and elusive flora of his homeland. But amidst the emerald depths, his heart found its true sanctuary in the form of his beloved, whose name was whispered by the wind and carried through the rustling leaves.

One breezy evening, beneath the embrace of the celestial canopy, Tighnari embarked on a journey with you to unveil the mysteries of Sumeru's flora. Hand in hand, you ventured into the heart of the rainforest, where the air was heavy with the scent of earth and the chorus of creatures filled the night.

Your first encounter was with the ethereal Rukkashava mushrooms, which adorned the ancient trees like celestial ornaments. "Behold," Tighnari whispered with reverence, "the holy crystallization of Rukkhadevata's legacy." With gentle hands, he guided you closer, explaining how these fungi grew in layers upon layers, resembling a sea of clouds suspended in the embrace of the forest giants. Together, you marveled at the intricate patterns and delicate hues, feeling the pulse of life that thrived within each layer

As you ventured further into the depths of the rainforest, you came upon a group of kalpalata lotuses, clinging to the sheer cliffsides with graceful tenacity. "Though it shares the name with the lotus, their essence is entirely their own," Tighnari murmured, his voice carrying the reverence of a devotee. With tender care, and careful as to not fall, he plucked a blossom from the vine, its petals unfurling like the wings of a butterfly. You admired the intricate beauty of the flower, its vibrant colors contrasting against the rugged backdrop of the cliff.

The wind led you to the forest wetlands, where the nocturnal blooms of the nilotpala lotuses awaited your discovery. Under the shimmering moonlight, the flowers illuminated the darkness with a celestial glow, casting an otherworldly aura upon the tranquil waters. "See how they bloom only under the cover of night, their petals as bright as the moon itself," Tighnari whispered, his gaze alight with glee. Hand in hand, you waded through the moonlit waters, enraptured by the beauty that surrounded you.

Though, you noticed, Tighnari was staring at you.

-🍯

AGHFDGKJGKLDFJLKFDLJFSKDJFSKDSF LDLKSDJLKFSDLKJFKLSJDDSKLF I LOVE TIGHNARI I LOVE THIS GUYYYYYYYYY he's so infodump about you at you ! guy

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

Was watching this movie and one of the main characters has a weak heart and shouldn't be overly overwhelmed with their emotions or else they might have a heart attack and die soooo 👀👀

What would Kirtch do if his human has a weak heart and can't be overwhelmed with their emotions?

If Reader survived the abduction and being locked in a tiny cage, Kirtch would travel the universe to find a doctor willing to experiment on humans ❤️ and then, even after fixing his pet up with a bionic heart, he'd carry them everywhere.

But I think he wouldn't pull any sexual stunts on them, even if they begged him. Because, just to be safe...

[fauvester]

how do garak and bashir feel about being grandparents?, also since theres a third elim (3lim) ((if i read tht right,,,,)

garak and bashirs parenting styles are reversed for grandparenting. julian's a total sap for his grandkids, taking them on trips and buying them elaborate educational toys. garak is the reserved victorian grandfather smoking a pipe in the study talking about The Old Days and ordering them around (especially in the garden, his knees aren't what they used to be.)

Bashir is still annoyed at the passage of time seeing fit to give his children (who, in his mind, are still kids) children of their own. Rude!

[karouvas]

in terms of that Adam-Piper foils theory I reblogged The thing about Piper wrecking the car and saying it’s an accident but Greenmantle thinks she does everything on purpose and so doesn’t believe her.. kind of an Adansey parallel there

[corviiids]

THANKS @kimdokjafan you are so kind and generous. ok im cashing in the first of three blank checks to talk about faith trust and pixie dust (most recent chatfic) because the last two directors commentaries were too serious so let's do a silly one.

some p5r spoilers, and this is mostly about sumire, and it's long again. do i need to keep disclaiming that these are long? you should know me by now.

i had this written for a while before i started formatting it because i wasn't really sure if i should post it? i feel like silly chatfic is something people go to for predominantly lighthearted nonsense so i was like, maybe there's too much plot and dramatic misunderstanding and i should just keep this one for myself. but then i was like well nothing matters and maybe someone will have fun with it. it's kind of terrible how much fully or mostly completed fic there is my docs that just doesn't see the light of day lol. write for yourself etc but i like sharing! too bad it comes with the mortifying ordeal etc. anyway that was a tangent

potato counter is a neopets game. there's no deep lore i just like neopets. i guess in this universe ryuji doesn't play neopets? or maybe he's just never played potato counter specifically. i also have a different fic where ryuji DOES play neopets. it's about neopets and ryuji and goro talking on neopets.

i think this might literally be the first time ive written sumi in a fic because i haven't actually written that much fic for royal, like, now that im looking, literally almost none? and none that had a group dynamic. so it was kind of fun to find her voice for the first time in a silly groupchat like this. i was worried people would find her exclamation marks annoying but i personally thought it was endearing so i added it in there.

every time i do a gag where a character corrects their own typo i have to code more stupid little bubbles to make it happen but i think it's worth it. all the effort that goes into making tgis look as much like a real chat as possible

this obviously doesnt take place in the canon p5/r universe, but im imagining sort of a postcanon sumi personality where she's more comfortable being herself and isn't borrowing kasumi's brand of confidence, but she's visibly a really anxious person without that kasumi veneer. i also think in this universe sumire is a fairly recent addition to the friend group, and while everyone likes her a lot and she really likes them, i kind of wanted to emphasise that feeling of being in a friend group where everyone's established and you're sort of a plus-one? you don't really fit yet. part of that is her being new, part of it is her anxiety, part of it is just the kind of person sumi is where she's so polite and self-conscious she ends up taking herself out of things with her own good intentions. stuff like her interrupting the flow of an existing conversation by greeting everyone instead of jumping straight in because she doesn't feel comfortable inserting herself, which means everyone else stops to greet her even though that doesn't normally happen in a friend group, or making a point of thanking everyone for being invited to events while the others take it as a given.

idk i love that she feels a bit out of place with the phantom thieves in p5r. and part of that is a natural consequence of being a new addition in royal who can't be naturally integrated with an existing dynamic but i honestly feel like the writing team realised that and acknowledged it, and really leaned into it, and that made it work incredibly well for me. like, it's part of her character that she's sort of an outsider. it's not like p4g's incredibly clumsy integration of marie and subsequent attempt to shove her down everyone's throat as the canon love interest in p4ga (knife). sumi has that outsider vibe on purpose and it makes me really like her dynamic with the thieves as an individual

goro also feels slightly out of place in these chats, but his conversational style blends more naturally with the other thieves at this point and he even uses their codenames sometimes. i keep saying my chatfic series isn't a real Series because the lore keeps changing, but if we accept that they're all kind of following a General Continuity, assume this takes place some time after the last fic in which ren added goro to the groupchat and they made an effort to integrate him into their friend group. he's kind of there now and has settled into being the weird boyfriend. that's his role.

every time goro says something like "ren and i" assume it's the text equivalent of him talking to the group with his arm around ren's waist.

ok i got really fond of this silly running joke where sumi brings up the weather when she's feeling uncomfortable. she's so polite. i like this thread because setting it up meant i got to tie it off like this:

this just made me happy lol i liked writing this. i tried to use it to demonstrate that despite goro's abrasiveness he obviously knows sumire pretty well, he's attuned to her quirks and knows how to tell when she's having a bad time with her anxiety, so he uses her little weather habit to ground her.

i honestly dont think goro and sumire could be considered close in p5r and as much as i like the "royal trio" in canon they're not really... like... friends? with each other? they're both attached to ren, so it' more a V shape than anything else. but that said, i really LIKE goro and sumi's canon dynamic. he takes a really grouchy but politely attentive supervisory role to her during their few forays into the palace as a trio where he doesn't really know her well but clearly identifies her as a harmless little tryhard who needs some guidance and steps into that role grudgingly, and she immediately looks up to him despite being very wrong footed by his ruthlessness, which i find incredibly charming. i think given time they could be good friends, they just didn't get much chance to know each other very well in canon. so i tried to kinda do that here.

once goro stops being evil and joins the group they all kind of tiredly accept that his role is to occasionally push a cup off a bench while smirking and refuse to clean it up. emotionally, i mean.

wait i need to backtrack chronologically to talk about akeshu.

in this scene they're in the same room lol talking and snickering while typing. im trying to get at that vibe of the annoying couple who is flirting with each other, via you. you know? like ostensibly they're talking to you (sumire) but everything they say to you is part of their stupid game. sumi is incidental to goro and ren teasing each other about flirting with someone else, goro is reporting everything ren says because his boyfriend is so eye-rollingly foolish in a cute way. they're very tickled by how amusing and charming they are. gross. disgusting. sumire im so sorry for putting you through this

anyway here are too many of my favourite jokes from the fic

[maybe-drawing]

Boatem, where the mountains meet the sea

Inspired by @atherix​ Midnight Series

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[hotdyke-hardstyle]

Victoria De Angelis on the RUSH! World Tour (2023)

The Driver in Los Angeles, California, USA | video: tina.raser

[14dayswithyou]

💌 || i think what people disregard or don't realize about ren/[REDACTED] is that he still be unintentionally harmful towards the mc, affecting them somehow if they actually caught him basically lying to them the entire time by being someone he's not - and plus a lot of fucked up shit he has done to others since he sees them as a potential threat and he doesn't want anyone else getting too close to them or hurting them. he's possessive, overprotective and even impulsive at times, not even caring the severity of his actions. what matters to him is that he gets to be with mc for the rest of his life, and especially them not knowing how much of a obsessive dangerous individual he truly is.

but if that somehow backfires.. mc wants no contact with ren/[REDACTED] whatsoever, they finally learn that he's not what he seems, if anything he's definitely no good to be around. he's unstable and doesn't seem to care much about almost everyone else besides them. he can't imagine a future without them or their future without him.. he can't let go. he has to be with them, or he just doesn't see himself with a partner. he sees no purpose in life if he doesn't get to be in their picture.

and mc now knows that, knows that he had harmed many people for his selfish infatuation towards them. knows that he doesn't feel comfortable being his actual self since he was raised in a unstable household - not really understanding how healthy love works and if he could ever be loved if he wasn't pretending and changing up his interests just for mc. and so therefore they confront him, straightforwardly telling him that they know he isn't the person he seems to be and his horrid, awful actions. they don't want to talk to him anymore, or even come near him. they think he's disgusting and should be sent in prison, being served a death penalty for the lives he stolen.

but no, no no! he can't let them go.. he can't just be simply separated from them for good. he needs them and they need him. so he tries to convince mc that isn't the case and he hasn't done anything wrong, that he doesn't know what they're talking about. oh but they're not letting it go whatsoever - they know more than enough already and they're certain they shouldn't be around him anymore. they're not that gullible.

and it leads to a messy argument, mc yelling at ren/[REDACTED] as wet tears began to stream down their cheeks. they had realized how emotional they were getting but they just did not care anymore.. they learned they were dealing with a murderous, obsessed stalker. all what was going on now was them shouting insults and saying they don't want anything to do with him - and him still denying those claims. that is until mc just gives up bothering to argue with him and gets their stuff to leave. they know he can't keep up with the lies any longer, after all he's gonna be sent to jail and he won't hurt anyone else anymore right? ... right??

wrong.. so wrong.

he won't let them leave, he can't afford to.. and he resorts to kidnapping them, grabbing them and restraining them so they can't struggle out of his firm grasp. mc screams and kicks, trying to get him off of them and their eyes lingering towards the front door. determined on escaping his grip and reporting him to the police. they can't give up.. they have to leave.. they aren't safe around him, no one is..

ren/[REDACTED] mutters out so many apologies, telling them he can't let them go and that it's for the best. he didn't want this to end this way but it's the last resort.. he hopes someday mc finds it in their heart to forgive him and soon understand he did all of this for them.

but only time will tell.

✦゜ANSWERED: WTF THIS IS SO GOOD!!!!!!!